Embark on a journey across the digital landscape and into the heart of pop culture with us, where we navigate the thrills and challenges of TikTok Live, debate the ripple effects of Joe Rogan's massive podcast deal, and uncover the secrets behind the only recording of the first NFL championship game. From discussing the strategic moves within the NFL's storied chronicles to the darker narratives of wrestling's most controversial figures, we promise rich conversations that dissect the high stakes of media, sports, and the personalities that shape them.
Strap in for a wild ride through personal misadventures and the quirky realities of everyday life, from a diesel disaster to the vibrant streets of downtown Reno. We're musing on the peculiarities of traffic dynamics in inclement weather, the comedy of shoe shopping escapades, and the often-hilarious attempts at DIY projects - like soundproofing with double-sided tape. Plus, we don't shy away from diving deep into the Star Wars universe, expressing our hopes for Disney to elevate the lore, and our yearning for stories that dive into the complexities of characters like Darth Bane and Darth Revan.
As we wrap up our eclectic discussion, we ponder the ethical frontiers of mixing woolly mammoth DNA with modern elephants and share amusing dining tales that range from selecting lobsters to indulging in a Beef Wellington at Gordon Ramsay's. From cultural commentaries to personal stories, our episode is a melting pot of insights and anecdotes that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. Don't miss out on the chance to join the conversation – follow us on social media to share your take on these fascinating topics!
Embark on a journey across the digital landscape and into the heart of pop culture with us, where we navigate the thrills and challenges of TikTok Live, debate the ripple effects of Joe Rogan's massive podcast deal, and uncover the secrets behind the only recording of the first NFL championship game. From discussing the strategic moves within the NFL's storied chronicles to the darker narratives of wrestling's most controversial figures, we promise rich conversations that dissect the high stakes of media, sports, and the personalities that shape them.
Strap in for a wild ride through personal misadventures and the quirky realities of everyday life, from a diesel disaster to the vibrant streets of downtown Reno. We're musing on the peculiarities of traffic dynamics in inclement weather, the comedy of shoe shopping escapades, and the often-hilarious attempts at DIY projects - like soundproofing with double-sided tape. Plus, we don't shy away from diving deep into the Star Wars universe, expressing our hopes for Disney to elevate the lore, and our yearning for stories that dive into the complexities of characters like Darth Bane and Darth Revan.
As we wrap up our eclectic discussion, we ponder the ethical frontiers of mixing woolly mammoth DNA with modern elephants and share amusing dining tales that range from selecting lobsters to indulging in a Beef Wellington at Gordon Ramsay's. From cultural commentaries to personal stories, our episode is a melting pot of insights and anecdotes that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. Don't miss out on the chance to join the conversation – follow us on social media to share your take on these fascinating topics!
Welcome back to some offense intended. I'm Jeremy Robinson I am Mike. Mac and I'm trying to tick-tock live for the first time, so we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2:Hopefully it has good sound.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, that was my main concern. That's Mike.
Speaker 2:I am Mike.
Speaker 1:And I'm Jeremy, so I was trying to make it so that I could do it from the desktop, but it looks like that's not really an option. So until I figure something out, we'll see how it goes with just using the phone.
Speaker 2:So I want me to stand of some kind.
Speaker 1:And this is on my personal account, because the podcast account doesn't have 100 followers yet.
Speaker 2:So we can't go live on that one, so if you could go ahead and follow our account.
Speaker 1:Follow the account at some offense pod on TikTok and Twitter. Yes, at some offense intended on Facebook, instagram and YouTube.
Speaker 2:Like share.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tell people, do stuff, comment, yeah. So what were you saying? Because we just had to stop and do everything again, because I forgot about the TikTok stuff.
Speaker 2:I wasn't really saying anything important. I was talking more about the like, share, follow. Then we stopped and you said Twitter, fuck, I'm like, don't tell people to look at something on Twitter. Fuck, they're not gonna find us.
Speaker 1:Can I exit out of it to look at notes or no? No, I don't think so. Well, joe Rogan's renewing his podcast with Spotify oh, good friend. However, now they have the option to distribute on YouTube and Apple at least, and it's a $250 million contract I didn't read for how long, but Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:I'm sure he'll be able to make it on that yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's. I'm happy about that, because there's been so many times that I've tried to look up certain episodes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fucking can't, as you get out of the clips on YouTube.
Speaker 1:Like there's not even like a, you can't go on Spotify and like I want to see the video, like I know you can listen to all of them. I want to watch the video of the fucking podcasts to enjoy them.
Speaker 2:So yeah, a lot of times, rather than a podcast, some of it works, so yeah. I don't have the option of putting on video.
Speaker 1:But I think it's. Oh, we got our first viewer. Hello, nice, hello, yeah. No, I think it would be great for them to be able to do all that on YouTube, because then everybody can access it. But I'm curious as to if Spotify has a thing written into it that basically says, like you can't monetize on any other platform except for us, or if they're going to have stipulations of I'm sure there's going to be some kind of stipulation. Like it's taken off the top of 250 or what I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know, with the NFL big game coming up.
Speaker 2:Yes, big game.
Speaker 1:I saw an article about this guy. I forget his name. Something hopped the odd last name, so I remember that he is the only person known to have a recording of the big game one, the original, the first game.
Speaker 2:The first big game yeah the first packers and the chiefs.
Speaker 1:Because CBS or whoever the fuck, broadcasted it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you raced it.
Speaker 1:Didn't keep the recording. Yeah, so he's the only one that has a copy. He offered it to the NFL for a million dollars and they countered with 30,000.
Speaker 2:And he said I'd be like yeah, either you give me a million or maybe I could just use it in the fireplace.
Speaker 1:No, a lot of people are saying like you should digitize it and then put on YouTube and monetize it or just make it worthless or like just fuck them up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like that too.
Speaker 1:Like if they're not going to play ball, pun intended. Like that's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, the only known recording of big game one. It's so stupid you can't say it.
Speaker 2:I know. Yeah, I mean, why would it hurt them if we just promote their own damn game? I mean, we're not. We're not trying to make a dollar off of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's if you guys are still watching. Can you comment if you can hear as well on the tiktok live, because I'm not sure how well it's coming across with no microphone added to the phone? So maybe, yeah, I don't understand why the fuck they would not want to, why they would not want to do that. I guess the NFL. You have shit loads of money.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then you know how much money you'd be able to make off of that Probably more than a million. Oh easily so.
Speaker 2:They're frugal.
Speaker 1:They're dumb.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. But yeah, the Chiefs and the Packers were the first one, and then it was the Packers and the Raiders, and then the Chiefs were in it. I mean, the Chiefs went again, like, I think, the fourth one, and that's when they won their first one. And then they went 50 years without getting one.
Speaker 1:I mean, have the Browns ever been to the soup, to the big game? They never been close.
Speaker 2:They never been to the big game but they did win NFL championships before there was the big game Because before the AFL and the NFC, yeah, before they merged it was the championship but not the Super Bowl. And when they merged, the what? The big game it's hard to not say.
Speaker 1:It is, it's very difficult.
Speaker 2:Because that's what it's been called my entire life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they just trademarked it like what eight years ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Something so you can't even.
Speaker 2:Like I had a visor I was given as a promotional thing in a bar one year and it's like super game or something like that.
Speaker 1:That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I couldn't put Wow yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, what notes you got Well.
Speaker 2:I got one. I told you I was listening to some comedy, some stand-up comedy, at work recently.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And Jim Jeffries came on and he said something I've been saying for years and that is you know, the majority of like he's from Australia and in there it's not illegal, but here prostitution in most states is illegal.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And most counties also. And he was saying unless you record it and sell it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because then it's porn and it's not prostitution. And he was like, he went on and I agreed with him on this. He's like it's legal as long as the participant the one who's getting 50 loads on her face is 18 plus years old. She's old enough to get all these loads on her face on film and sold, distributed throughout the world, but if she goes to a bar, she can't legally drink alcohol. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the same thing, as you can sign up for the military at 17, go through boot camp and then get handed a rifle, go overseas and shoot.
Speaker 2:You don't have to kill somebody. You're not old enough to drink alcohol.
Speaker 1:But you can't drink alcohol and you can't buy a handgun. Yet yeah. You can't buy any guns at 17. Like, you can have one gifted to you from a parent. Yeah, depending on the state.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think most states that's fine, but I can tell you that's when I was 17,.
Speaker 2:I did not get a gun gifted to me by any parent. That makes me a sad panda. A bunch of people joining.
Speaker 1:Do me a favor, if you can, and follow at some offense pod so that we can do live on the correct account next time. This is some offense intended podcast. This is episode 88. It's gonna come out next week, but on Tik Tok obviously it's out right now.
Speaker 2:Right now, yes, right now.
Speaker 1:So, depending on the turnout from Tik Tok live, we might keep doing this every week because there's I don't know that it shows the total. No, I don't know. I haven't used Tik Tok a lot so. Either way Interact yeah, who knows?
Speaker 2:So did you see the news about Vince McMahon?
Speaker 1:I saw something about it.
Speaker 2:I didn't read it because he's had to step down as a set step down from the board from TKO, which is endeavor and WWE, because endeavor UFC, they merged with a WWE.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Purchased WWE and they after he got in trouble for more sexual misconduct.
Speaker 1:More than the.
Speaker 2:Well, the one woman that.
Speaker 1:More than the shit. Not only, there's going to be more.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah. He shit on her head and made her finish having sex with his personal trainer. Allegedly and apparently Brock Lesnar is involved. I guess there's going to be a lot more names can be coming out that could be in a lot of trouble, jesus Christ. Yeah, apparently Brock Lesnar was asking for allegedly because his name was not actually put in it, but it described as UFC champion that they want to come back to WWE.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:But like I mean, like there's been other people who've done MMA, who are in WWE, but they weren't champions. Cm Punk was far from a champion. You don't go and be the O and two and get a championship. He got paid well for it, but, yeah, he was over to and he got beat pretty bad. Bobby Lashley didn't go to the UFC, he went to Bellator, I think.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, he's, he's out as a chairman and they're actually since they're on Peacock TV they're actually limiting his, his content from Vince McMahon. They're like slowly but surely deleting him. Wow, from the history. They're what people call it is Chris Benoit in him.
Speaker 1:Chris Benoit.
Speaker 2:Chris Benoit. He was removed pretty much from the WWE network because of he killed his family and himself. Oh yeah, Wow. They say it had something to do with the continued concussions. Originally they said it was steroids, but they didn't find any trace of steroids in the place.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:But I'm not saying he didn't use steroids, I'm just saying at that particular time he was not on a cycle. But, he did. He did do a. His finishing move was a swan dive off the top rope where he hit his head Like he made. It was he swan dived off the top rope head first in the people. So that's going to lead to maybe some concussions.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when they dissected his brain, yeah, there was a lot of cloud, there was a lot of damage to his brain.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was one hell of a talented wrestler.
Speaker 1:I haven't, I still haven't really watched wrestling much.
Speaker 2:I've watched it for so many years, but he was his skills were up there. I mean, he was very, very good, one of the better ones. Unfortunately, though, I mean, you can't overlook the fact that he killed his wife and kid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean it's. Yeah, that's kind of a big deal and that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:And when it happened, nobody knew what was going on. Like I was at work tonight it happened and this was years ago and then I started getting notifications on my phone. People texted me and stuff and told me about what he did. I mean not what he did, that he was killed. Like at the time we didn't know, Everybody thought it was murder.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 2:And, yeah, they did a special Monday night raw and everything saying how much they miss him. And then they found out the next day that he had committed and that that raw is gone, like if I get dead and exist, wow, because the company didn't want to be like, oh, we just had a memorial for somebody who killed his family.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but like he was a loved wrestler, people still talk about it today. There's a lot of conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:One guy. Oh, there was one wrestler in particular that people accuse of actually committing the crime, but there's no real evidence that has to do with the fact that he, his wife that he'd killed that day, was actually at one point married to the other wrestler. So that's why they say that he might have done that.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:Her wrestling name was woman. What Woman.
Speaker 1:That's original.
Speaker 2:Well, how many women do you know?
Speaker 1:I know a lot of women.
Speaker 2:No, but how many of her named women? That's why I said woman, because that's fucking stupid. Well, there's a whole story behind it, I'm sure.
Speaker 1:Anybody just joining on TikTok please go follow at some offense pod so I can do a live on that one next week. Then we don't normally talk about wrestlers killing their family.
Speaker 2:No. This is a new one, but it went from Vince McMahon to yeah, but they've been showing a lot of videos of some things from the show. Like Hulk Hogan has him hooked up to a lie detector test and he's like are you a dirty perverted? And all this and he's like no, and the lie detector, of course, is like saying that he lied.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normally me and Mike just talk about either stuff that we find in the news or stuff that's ridiculous, or just interesting things, interesting things. Mike always has downtown Reno stories of either homeless or tweakers, or we're homeless tweakers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a good one when you get the double.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you get the full package.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when you get the homeless tweaker talking to the shadow people, you got the. You got the hat trick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, there's definitely a lot of those.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Either either talking to them or fighting them, yeah or running from them, yeah.
Speaker 2:When they're fighting them, that's that's best, yeah, especially when they're losing. Yeah, downtown Reno has some, some culture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a word.
Speaker 2:That's a word Not the word I should be using but it's a word.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so I don't remember. Oh, I finally fixed that truck. Well, it's almost fixed, fixed.
Speaker 2:You told me you got it wrong. Yeah so after you took all the gasoline out of the diesel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, apparently, don't put 40 gallons of gas into a diesel.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So, who would have?
Speaker 1:thought yeah, invite. Oh, you can invite people that are watching to join as a guest Nice.
Speaker 2:Oh, we knew anyone we could.
Speaker 1:I mean I can invite this, this guy that's watching right now. So apparently it is. So the viewer count is on the top right. So people have been joining and just leaving, which is fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2:So, how was your drive home on Sunday morning?
Speaker 1:It was fine, I was going 70.
Speaker 2:I didn't know what it was going to be like and since I had to clock out late, like I told you, I went ahead and I took my time. I didn't even bother to. Normally, if I get out like five to six, I'm out to my car quick and I'm getting out on that road before any of the other cars are there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But since I was leaving after six, I'm like there's already going to be all this traffic on the road. So I said, screw it, I took my time and then I even stopped and got gas and then I drove home. It didn't get. I didn't really run into too bad of, it wasn't bad until I got to downtown.
Speaker 1:I think the worst it got was right around Lockwood. People were slowing down to like 55 60 just because it was such a heavy snow coming down.
Speaker 2:So you went. By the time I got to Lockwood, everybody was already out of there. I didn't run across much traffic at all.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I ran across. There was one part where there's one guy. He went to pass me, which was fine, I didn't care. I was actually in the slow lane and then he, he goes back over to the slow lane and then somebody else is in front of him, so he goes back over to the fast lane again and then he goes back.
Speaker 1:I'm like why don't you just stay in the?
Speaker 2:fast lane, where it's clear, where there's no cars in front of you at all.
Speaker 1:People are special yeah.
Speaker 2:And they don't. They don't like doing the sensible thing. Yeah, I know, there was no exit coming up anytime soon.
Speaker 1:Anybody just joining. Please go follow some offense pod on TicToc. I'm trying to do lives on that and this is my personal account, so we're going to start, I think, trying to figure out how to do a TicToc live weekly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to need to get a stand or something for the phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Well, I have. I think I have another tripod, but I don't know where it is, so that doesn't help.
Speaker 2:It's weird because I just saw an ad for a gimbal for a phone.
Speaker 1:It's leaned up against the toolbox in the garage I remember where it is. Yeah, somebody just commented weekly. It's the first comment.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We'll be doing this weekly, so this episode will go out on, like all the podcast stuff, and on YouTube next week. So TicToc will be the the front runner, because TicToc live. Tictoc live is a really good way to drive a lot of traffic. Yeah, hopefully, so we'll be doing that. Let us know if there's something you want to talk about. Me and Mike always try to make jokes, just make people laugh. Talk shit, random stuff. Yeah, random stories.
Speaker 2:Whatever we find, just stuff I want to cross the course of the week I take notes for and then we talk about it when we get here. Yeah, some of my notes are still here from two weeks ago because we had a lot of stuff to do last week. We had our our snack pack, we had our brownies, we had I got Mike a pair of the Air Force One.
Speaker 1:Clears the baby blue.
Speaker 2:I was so excited when he handed me those. You guys have no idea I'd never seen him in person before. I'd heard of him and seen him. Now I have him. Yeah, I'm going to clean him up and then I'll be what I'll wear him.
Speaker 1:I figured you were going to clean him up before you wear him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I also didn't want to wear him here and get all the snow. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. On top of the first comment. Good job.
Speaker 2:Zach, I told. I told so many people about the shoes that work.
Speaker 1:That goes, I'll be the first follower in like now. Appreciate it, zach.
Speaker 2:I told Paul about the shoes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what do you say?
Speaker 2:He knew about the paint. He told me. He told me about the paint ones.
Speaker 1:So I was like oh, what size are you? Because they were just almost just as cheap. So I was going to get those for him too, but they were a size too small. I'm like fuck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's size too small, that's. That's tight, that's a hard thing to wear.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, especially like you go shoe shopping like I wear size 13s, so I'll go in. And normally I'm like I know what shoe I want. So I'm like, hey, can I get these in a 13? And they go in the back and they come back and they're like, oh well, we have them in an 11, like good, because when you're back there I cut my fucking toes off, so I can fit that now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why would you ask? You might need some towels for this blood on the ground because I cut my toes off, but yeah, those will fit now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can understand. Like if it's, I wear it, if I wear a 10 and a half, if you're like, oh, I have a 10, you want to see if that fits. It makes sense a little bit. Or like you wear a 10 and a half, like maybe an 11. You?
Speaker 2:want to see if that's that makes sense.
Speaker 1:But I've had them come back. I wear a 13 and they're like uh, why is one more purple, one more blue? Because just for a change for the sound stuff, so that it's not all the same, so just a contrast difference. And it took forever to put them up. I put it up with double sided sticky tape because that's what a lot of people recommended, and then I came in the room one day and they were all on the ground, so I had to buy a stapler and staple them all up.
Speaker 2:So it doesn't.
Speaker 1:It doesn't look as good as it should.
Speaker 2:Don't forget about the stapler. You had a hell of a time with the target brand stapler.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I definitely. I had a stapler. That was a massive issue so I had to. I had to return that stapler, throw it away whatever, I don't remember what.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 1:I think you threw it away and then I got a real stapler yeah.
Speaker 2:Should have got a swing line.
Speaker 1:I think that's what I ended up getting. Yeah, not the red one, though, cause that's like an extra $20 because of fucking office, uh, space.
Speaker 2:Office space.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we could have gotten a Boston one too, yeah, uh, what else you got for nuts.
Speaker 2:I have um. Uh, there had been news about the um, about the convoy of trucks going to Texas in support of, uh, you know, the border.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're doing that again.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen anything about it lately. I need new news about it, so I don't. But there is zombie knives in the UK that they're telling people.
Speaker 1:No, I can't. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:And they'll actually even confiscate them from people's homes.
Speaker 1:That's so ridiculous. Yeah, so the zombie knives I think they said were any. Any zombie knife is like. Some of them even say zombie on it. But it's any knife that has a regular blade and serrated Like if it's a buck knife, like a hunting knife that has the regular blade and on the top side it's serrated that's considered a zombie knife and is now banned in the UK.
Speaker 2:But there's also a brand of knife that's called a zombie knife, that you can look at. I looked it up and someone were kind of cool looking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and some of them were like fucking axes and like random shit. And now that's, if you were wondering, everybody's fucking said it like take, take guns. First because the UK's be able to have guns long time ago, and then now, now nobody can, and now because there's no guns, it's difficult to get guns. They still have gun violence because people that commit crimes do stuff illegally.
Speaker 1:Yeah weird and with so little access to guns. Knife violence is massive in the UK massive. So now they're going after knives because then then it's going to be fucking hammers.
Speaker 2:Hammers, axes, metal forks. You laugh now.
Speaker 1:Plastic knives from Popeyes. Yeah, have you ever slit yourself with one of those and try to cut the chicken because it's not doing anything? It won't cut food, but it cuts you. Fucking hurts so bad.
Speaker 2:I think I always want I. Why is it with chicken places and they always only have sporks, like I've never seen a chicken place with just a fork.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean, I understand you can get rice and beans and some other things that you might want to use a spork for. I like sporks, but I don't.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:But I just don't. I just they're just weird to me. They're not quite a fork, they're just kind of trying to peel off a piece of chicken off of that. It doesn't come off, it's not. But like if you go to a different place like this I just went to place pizza today and they had a fork and a knife, no spork.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, they don't have spoons.
Speaker 2:So but I've been to other places.
Speaker 1:You can't really combo a fork and a knife.
Speaker 2:I've been to Wendy's and they have a. You can get a fork and a spoon.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So you can use a spoon for your frosty and you can use a fork for whatever you're eating Fake potato, whatever. Yeah, you don't have to use the same thing for both. They're not stingy, but it's literally every chicken place.
Speaker 1:I don't think Chick-fil-A has sporks.
Speaker 2:Well, when I say chicken place, I mean I mean a place that serves chicken on the bone. Chick-fil-a only has tenders and sandwiches.
Speaker 1:I still haven't gone to Slim Chicken's.
Speaker 2:It's good. I liked it. The mac and cheese was good.
Speaker 1:I might try it tomorrow.
Speaker 2:The dessert was good. You can always pick up dessert and I'm willing to eat it for you and tell you how it is. Yeah, appreciate that, and I know you don't like the sugar, so I'm willing to take the sugar for you.
Speaker 1:That's. I might have found a way to do those peanut butter brownies that I had last week.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:That's free.
Speaker 2:I remember you were talking about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we'll see how that goes. Yeah, a bunch of people cycling through. If you're just joining some offensive-headed podcast, please go follow the podcast channel. Some offense pod on TikTok, because I can't go live on that one because we're not at 100 followers yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're pretty new on that.
Speaker 1:We haven't done anything much on there. Yeah, I've uploaded a bunch of the shorts, but I haven't done that. We need to start doing that again.
Speaker 2:Yes, we do?
Speaker 1:There's been so much shit going on, so much shit, so yeah.
Speaker 2:So do you ever get songs stuck in your head?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:There's songs that I don't like and songs that I do like, and just songs that I don't. Want any songs stuck in my head, but this week this week I topped all I had and it's not even one of the new ones. I had a song from a Legend of Zelda game stuck in my head while working.
Speaker 1:A little weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've never had a video game song stuck in my head before.
Speaker 1:Oh, I have.
Speaker 2:And it was an old one. It was one from the Nintendo 64. Jesus, it's Ocarina of Time, and it was just in there.
Speaker 1:It would not go away.
Speaker 2:And then on the way here, I had a song stuck in my head the whole fucking way. Not a song that I like, just a song, just stuck.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 2:Not a song that I've even remembered hearing recently, but there it was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's all I have random.
Speaker 2:Weird how the brain works.
Speaker 1:Especially at work, I'll have random, just random songs pop in and sometimes it's like a whole movie soundtrack and it'll play through the whole movie. And then sometimes it's like random, like the Peter Griffin that was there this week and then there was like three other ones.
Speaker 2:I had one, I had one all fucking day. And then I had a Peter Griffin stuck in my head one time. It was would you like fries with that? Being frizer done. Yeah, yeah, that was stuck in my head. It was funny because I was in the restroom and it somehow popped into my head.
Speaker 1:And that's some people I don't. I don't agree with it. Some people say you can get a song out of your head, like stop being stuck in your head If you listen to the whole song, and I've never had that happen. Now, what I usually do is.
Speaker 2:I'll try to listen to something else and get that in my head instead. Sometimes that works. I just deal with it Good, but sometimes it just it just too much. Like all day long I've had one song stuck in my head and it's just been I, I, I, oh, it's been driving me nuts. I was listening to an audio book on the way here. It actually took the song out of my head for a little while I was listening to another Star Wars book.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:This one's about Darth Vader. I had already heard it.
Speaker 1:What's the?
Speaker 2:book called I can't remember the name, but I'd heard it before. It was funny because at the end, at the epilogue, it had a thing with Obi-Wan Kenobi and he's like just finding out that Anakin didn't die and he became Darth Vader. So he's like, oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have taken his son and hidden him on the planet that his mother's buried at and his only living family in the universe is at. Yeah, he's still a real doll, though I think for the best.
Speaker 1:I mean until until the newest trilogy, but even in the won't get off the fucking. They need to get off of the Skywalker saga and start doing other shit.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, if they're going to need to skywalker, they need to do more interesting Luke, because there's actually more to Luke than some of these things. He actually is more badass than he is in any of the movies.
Speaker 1:Before they need to do like a lot of the books didn't like young Jedi nights, the rise of Darth Vader.
Speaker 2:The rise of Darth Vader.
Speaker 1:Zack says Dr Pepper's the best pop.
Speaker 2:He is correct.
Speaker 1:Zack, we need a hundred followers. We're at 33 right now on some offense pod.
Speaker 2:I drink Dr Pepper every episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he does. There's been one. There was one that you didn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we didn't have sounds. I think that one didn't have sound, so. So Funny thing is, when I got off work yesterday, I had a Dr Pepper. I picked up at the gas station when I was getting gas before going home.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't have one again until this one.
Speaker 1:There's all kinds of new noises. I don't know what any of them are.
Speaker 2:I this I hadn't. This is my first Dr Pepper of today and I hadn't had one since Sunday morning when I got home, before I got home from work. Wow, it's a very odd thing for me.
Speaker 1:You cutting them off, or what?
Speaker 2:No, I just like. When I had dinner I had something else to drink because they didn't have Dr Pepper, so so Then I just have another soda the rest of night.
Speaker 1:Makes sense. I just I just thought about one of the ways we could do a live, since I can invite people as a guest. We get two tripods. I set mine up right here. You say yours up right there. I start the live and you join it and then we can just do it like that, so I don't have to keep turning the phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would be nice.
Speaker 1:So we could try that next week. We're only 30 minutes, it is taken forever.
Speaker 2:Well, partially, because you're doing that.
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 2:You know, trying to communicate with them. Normally we're not paying attention to anything except the.
Speaker 1:Yeah, except the notes and everything else.
Speaker 2:And I've already finished my notes, except, yeah, it's the rise of Darth Vader.
Speaker 1:The rise of Darth Vader. That's the name of the book I don't know that, but there is another book that I'm now I'm interested in trying next, which is the Han Solo trilogy.
Speaker 2:Which one Because there's I don't know Paradise Snare.
Speaker 1:Oh, that one's good.
Speaker 2:So that's when I have queued up to maybe get next.
Speaker 1:That one's good, and then it's like something gambit and I don't remember I read them, but I've always read them a long time ago.
Speaker 2:I was very I knew it. I kind of felt like it was going to happen in the movies at the main characters from the previous one. We're going to die in off.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's going to make me happy to see on. So get stabbed with a lightsaber.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He was always my favorite Han was fucking great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think mine went. My favorites went like Boba Fett, robbie Hahn and then a couple like random.
Speaker 2:Greedo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:But I do want. I still kind of think it's they don't like in the movies there's no, there's no wife or Luke.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, he got engaged, he got married.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they could. They could do the whole marriage aid. They could do the whole Han and Leia's kids. Yeah, they could do. Like the entire Young Jedi Knight series would be would make an amazing TV show.
Speaker 2:And the last I'd seen it was three kids Leia had.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and one of them was named Anakin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the youngest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's like I don't know why leave all these. Do you have all this material you can use?
Speaker 1:I can't remember the other names.
Speaker 2:And it's not like. It's not like they say. It is where they need strong female leads there. There were plenty of strong female characters in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's more of a, it's not really just one character is the lead in these books.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's like Young Jedi Knights, it's a lot of. It is like a work together kind of thing and like it floats around, like certain chapters are about like Chewie's kid. Yeah, certain chapters are about the Hans oldest, certain chapters are about Hans middle, hans youngest, and then like a lot of them are all of them working together and like adventures and shit. Like it's really really good and they don't fucking like. Well, one of the producers said something like when they were going to start working on this newest trilogy.
Speaker 2:It was like that's the one who's in charge. She's like we have to come up with some strats. We don't have any references. There's no. There's no other stories that we can.
Speaker 1:There's no content we can use? Yeah, there's no content. Like bro, have you heard of the expanded universe? There's a fucking lot bro.
Speaker 2:There's a whole thing it's called the Star Wars from a certain point of view and that's got stories from all these different characters like background characters and their point of view of the whole Star Wars movie, like the in the I haven't heard of that. In the Cantina. I just I've seen it in and I haven't got it yet, but I've been curious. So, I looked it up to know more about it.
Speaker 1:Is that the tales from the most eyes of Cantina? Tales from Jabba's palace?
Speaker 2:No, no, but there's one of it has it has a story from one of the people there. You know what, at the beginning, when towards the beginning in the in the first book movie they're in there and yeah, when Obi-Wan Custodew's arm off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't like you either.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, the when they're first going into the Cantina, they're like no droids allowed. Yeah Well, he has a reason for not liking the droids and it goes back to the, the Clone Wars and the fighting the droids, and I guess his father had been killed by one or something, so that's why he has a thing against droids.
Speaker 1:That would be a cool fucking story, see.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, Wow. And then he even explains why when he cuts off the arm of the one that he, after he cuts his arm off, you see it on the ground there's blood. It explains why it's laying down there like that, why it has blood and why the blood didn't clot.
Speaker 1:That's because when they originally did it they didn't think about that. It would cauterize it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they had to come up with a reason for it. So they came up with a reason and the reason he had to deal with that that type of alien. Their blood doesn't clot from heat, which I think is a little little convenient.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But still they, they at least acknowledged that. Hey, this is a thing, so let's go ahead and explain it. But all three movies have a from a certain point of view and, like the first one, they had 40 different authors write the 40 different stories.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yeah, wow, so that's. That'd be fucking cool.
Speaker 2:And when they say it's from a certain point of view, it's from 40 authors, different points of view.
Speaker 1:That'd be fucking great.
Speaker 2:That's what I thought.
Speaker 1:Just watch John Wick 4 last night.
Speaker 2:I've only seen John Wick 1.
Speaker 1:I think I have also, but I guess it's a shooting movie.
Speaker 2:I'm guessing he kills some people A lot.
Speaker 1:A lot Like it's. It's a pretty cool movie, like definitely a lot of great choreographed fight scenes and like just everything fucking great. Like the story I don't know how much of a story there was. I was kind of distracted and not really paying attention when I was doing it, but it was a fairly enjoyable movie. I might go back and watch two and three just to see.
Speaker 2:Well, did you ever for speaking of not movies, but series did you ever watch Band of Brothers on HBO?
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 2:That was a really good series, but the makers of it I can't remember the title of it now, but the makers of it they made a movie. Not a movie but a series. Same type of thing. It's a war one, but it's the people are piled, or farmers flying into, you know, germany to found the Nazis. It looks really good and if it's made as good as Band of Brothers it's gotta be great.
Speaker 1:That's on Max also.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately, no, that one's on Apple TV, but I was able to get it Nice. I was able to get it on something on my app, so I'm pretty excited about that. They also made the movie other than the series, the Pacific. That was really good too.
Speaker 1:I wanted to start watching that, but Band of Brothers is great.
Speaker 2:I love Band of Brothers.
Speaker 1:I'll have to see if I've watched it, because it sounds really familiar. I think it's in my watch list.
Speaker 2:They it's. They go from Normandy to the Battle of the Bulge. I hope they do a lot. It's really good. The Battle of the Bulge is not a weight loss thing.
Speaker 1:It's just a people, that it's like the sumo big game Battle of the Bulge.
Speaker 2:But I recommend it. Or a bad porn, or reminds me I need to get your remote control from me before I leave today.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Because I got the thing I kept me to tell you.
Speaker 1:I meant to ask because I seen it sitting there. I'm like I don't know if he needs it or not, if he can just pair something else.
Speaker 2:It was the errors that it's getting. I need that remote. I'm not even sure if I can fix it, but I'll do my best.
Speaker 1:You don't have to. If you fix it, you can sell it to somebody else. I don't care, because I'm going to stop using Amazon shit, because I'm tired of fucking having Zach likes Kylo Ren and RTD too, that's. I feel like Kylo Ren was severely written in the dirt.
Speaker 2:I thought he got better as the series went on. I thought he was better in the second movie.
Speaker 1:Definitely, but it's still like they took Luke's whininess and then almost no interesting at all and no reason behind him being a piece of shit, and threw it all together and we're like I don't know why people hate him. God, I can tell you.
Speaker 2:I got to tell you, though, when I was at Disneyland and we were walking around Tatooine and right there in front of me was a guy dressed as Kylo Ren, I wanted to be over there and be like, yeah, I'm in support of the new order, because he would stop and question people. Unfortunately, I wasn't one of the people who questioned. We had to realize how much of a fan I was. Maybe he was a question man, but it was still pretty cool to see him. And then I was there. I got my light saber.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't cut anything though.
Speaker 1:It does. If you hit it hard enough Enough times, it'll cut it.
Speaker 2:It'll break it.
Speaker 1:It'll cut something.
Speaker 2:But they have a new one Like mine. You put the thing in there and you can turn it on and the light goes up it. But the new one, apparently it looks like it's coming. It comes out of the built.
Speaker 1:Like the whole plastic piece.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's whatever it does it. The whole thing comes out of the hill, huh, but the handle itself, the hill, huge, like I saw be over. I'm looking at my. That is big.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how's all this shit. Oh I know, I mean, it's just like the old, the old Hasbro ones that you get it fucking Walmart or whatever that would have the handle and then it would have the part of the lightsaber itself sticking out, and then you just like flick it, yeah, so it's like that there's got a light with it.
Speaker 2:I mean it's yeah. I mind I like mine. I got the Luke Luke Skywalker one and it's cool, I think, but um, I mean it makes a noise that lights up. There's a lot of different brands, a lot of different types. Yeah but I got the one at Disneyland Was a gift so it's bad over well, not better, but it's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's four stuff. X used to be the only one that made the super realistic fucking like blade attached light up sound great ones, but now there's like five companies.
Speaker 2:They got some where you can see the the kyber crystal. You can change the kyber crystal. Mine is just the one color, but some of them change colors. But I just want. There was two that I wanted, one of two I wanted and there was Luke Skywalker's or mace windew. They didn't have mace windew in the area that we were buying them at, so I didn't get that one.
Speaker 1:They need to do they need to do more stories on On mace windew, like the whole shatterpoint series was fucking amazing. I need to get to that too, I like mace windew a lot, but I also want Qui-Gon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I was doing the, I was doing the book about um. It was a book about Obi-Wan in his early years before well, he was still a padawan, yeah and uh, him and Qui-Gon were not seeing eye to eye.
Speaker 1:Was that the Jedi apprentice series?
Speaker 2:I know it was um, it was literally called padawan. Okay, they were not seeing eye to eye and. He went off to do something by himself and I'm like I'd really like to see more Qui-Gon. To be honest, I like Qui-Gon.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Qui-Gon's dope yeah.
Speaker 1:And his uh, I liked his lightsaber too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but um, I had the person who got me mice my lightsaber. Um, he got himself, uh, count dooku, that one's cool. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:That's so when they when they asked him to be in the movie uh, I don't remember his name right now. Um, he said yes and he's like okay, and then he's like so I don't like how the lightsabers look Like and if I'm gonna be a Sith Lord, I want to be able to do. I'm gonna be a Sith Lord, I want to be able to do like, make my own. So he designed the, the hook, the curved part, like. That was his design, his idea, and they made it, if I remember right.
Speaker 2:See. What I like to see is I'd like to see Darth Bane's lightsaber, because I've never actually seen it, I've just read a description of it. Yeah so I'd like to see that. I'd like to see how that would look.
Speaker 1:I want to see. I want to see tv shows and movies about, like the, the nights of the old republic. Yes, the Darth Revan, darth Malak stuff.
Speaker 2:Yes, darth, yeah, revan. I was just actually talking to somebody at work about Revan recently.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because, like Revan, revan was back and forth like two or three times like To good side, dark side, good side, dark side. Yeah, and it's. I think that would make a super interesting fucking story.
Speaker 2:It's not quite good and the whole light side, dark side.
Speaker 1:Yeah, after I said it, I'm like that's not right. But I also want to see shit about the gray Jedi, because a lot of the stuff with the Jedi order is like they're like only the Sith deal in absolutes. Like I do you realize that's an absolutist statement, yeah, but also the Jedi like can't love, can't this, can't this, can't this. So that's that's why a lot of Jedi go Sith is because you can't fucking exist as a being.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but after a while there's only the rule of two. So even becoming a Sith, you're kind of screwed unless you're one of the two.
Speaker 1:Unless back in the fucking days when, like the Sith were rampant. I think that would make a great series too, but no. So the gray Jedi Are like they're. The gray Jedi are allowed to love, they're allowed to like, they can do whatever they want because they, they know good from bad. Yeah, and they're fucking beings. So here you go. So they're gray.
Speaker 2:But you know you want to have Jedi kids.
Speaker 1:Maybe somebody should teach them how kids are made, because yeah, that was the other thing that I found really odd about it is like like, yeah, like it's not common that force Potential, whatever, and then you have to go find it and you have to go this, but Jedi can't have spouses, spice, whatever, yeah, and can't have kids, can't have this can have that. Like that it sounds like you're breeding out the force ability.
Speaker 2:Yeah so. And um, as we know, anakin didn't actually have a father.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:In the traditional sense it's, only it's, it's. It's glossed over real quick in the movie, though. Yeah he's like oh, how about the father? There was no father. Okay, that's the end of that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then they allude to it with the when emperor palpatine was talking about Anakin, about, like you know, my previous master was able to manipulate the midi chlorians to actually create life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that was a yeah, that's those two together.
Speaker 1:Is that's how, anakin?
Speaker 2:came to be. So it was, uh, it was possibly dark, plagueus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Darth plague is the wise.
Speaker 2:Yes, he really was I. The book was great. He's really Really Impressive like he was very interested in learning and kind of like bane was there.
Speaker 2:And bane. Do you know why bane got his name? Do we ever talk about this? No, bane. Well, um, his father did not much care for him and he referred to him as his bane of existence. So that's why he chose Darth bane as his name, as his father would beat him and stuff. Wow. He believes that he may have killed his father, not knowingly, using the force, like, uh, they had a bad night. His father came home drunk, beat him and Went to bed and he was in bed in the other room Wishing his father dad, father would die in the in the middle of the night. Wake up the next day his father was dead, damn Yep. He was not sad about it, though that was long before he became a sad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah that's a good story, Good trilogy yeah there's so much and I'm I'm actually semi excited again, because Disney said that they want to calm down on Just dumping everything into the fucking Creation and they actually want to care about it because they're like it seems like people don't care, like I thought people liked star wars and like we're doing all this but people don't don't like it. Yeah, because we want more than eight episodes per fucking season plus, you're ruining what you are making.
Speaker 2:On a lot of it. It's not good content. Like we said, we've mentioned many things that they could do that People would absolutely love if they knew about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and like the whole, the whole thing was like new disney. The disney new star wars is lightsabers cut through stuff and almost in every fight scene it doesn't like it glances off, it'll leave like a red mark On the stormtrooper, armor It'll. It doesn't actually cut. Like people know, star wars can be violent and like what? Episode three was the only one that was PG 13. All the rest were PG. So like even those hadn't.
Speaker 2:If you're gonna do something with the the lightsabers, not cutting it then you need to set up the fact that they've got Cortosis making their armor. So then it's yeah impervious to it.
Speaker 1:Yep. Yep, which I think they did in a couple, in a couple of the movies. They had the cortosis and then they had, like, the electro staffs.
Speaker 2:But the cortosis is not common. No, so I mean, and it has to be mined, so it's like. It's not like the the average Stormtrooper is gonna have that on their armor.
Speaker 1:It's just not, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:Yeah it's, it's pricey and they have a lot of stormtroopers. Yeah like even just one. One of their big ships takes a lot of, takes thousands of stormtroopers to run, which sounds crazy, but they're huge. Yeah they're star destroyers. I mean, they literally can destroy a star. Eh yeah, I heard some of the names like uh, I guess, uh, luke Skywalker was originally gonna be star killer. That was one of the names that we're gonna do for them.
Speaker 1:That's dumb, yeah, but.
Speaker 2:They came around, they they caught on.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Which is which is fine because I think, I think they're gonna do a force unleashed series.
Speaker 2:I have ideas.
Speaker 1:Sports drinks, food, movies, series, candy, just your favorite things. Um, we can do that. Zach says Like sports drinks, food, movies, series, candy. Like, oh, we can do that next week. Yeah, we'll do that next week, zach.
Speaker 2:Um.
Speaker 1:What was I? Oh, there's, they're supposed to start A series or a movie of, like the force unleashed story. That would be great. Yeah, that'd be fucking amazing. But, If they do it right. Yeah, I think they're gonna do it right. They do it right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the books. I actually was looking at those as possible books for me to do coming up soon. Until I started doing the Star Wars books, I didn't know how much I would enjoy them, but I absolutely love them. Yeah they're amazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're really fucking good.
Speaker 2:And when I'm hearing it, I'm like we're reading and hearing. I'm like wait a minute, this would have been so much better. Yeah so much better.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:The new noise. I don't know what that is, because nothing happened.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that is. Maybe it's talents. We've been on for a while, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know, 40, almost 50 minutes.
Speaker 2:So I have to put down some notes. It's what we want to, you know. Talk about for our favorite food candy.
Speaker 1:Yeah movies, books, everything yeah, I can do that yeah.
Speaker 2:I already got some ideas on my head. I mean, one of my favorite pop is I don't know if anybody could figure that one out- Uh. So from time to time, we talk about our favorite things as it is. Yeah, I've talked about my favorite brand, tequila.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:And my favorite tequila from that particular brand. I mean, yeah, and we should be having a snack box coming soon too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because the last one took fucking forever to get here, and then you forgot it a week, so it was Probably be two weeks, um.
Speaker 2:I saw that they printed a label. I looked it up today. Okay, so it could be here by hopefully by next Monday. Every dope, and then we'd have snacks from France.
Speaker 1:We what if it's just gonna be a box full of french fries?
Speaker 2:No, it's gonna be um escargot Snails. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't mind trying that.
Speaker 1:I don't think it would be great, but depends on how they're prepared. Yeah, I don't know how to give it a try.
Speaker 2:But like I tried squid, I tried calamari. I didn't much care for it. Squid's great Octopus is great, octopus is good yeah. I didn't like the fried squid it's can care for it. Oh yeah, I've tried, uh yeah but, I've tried. Yeah, I do like octopus. I've had grilled octopus.
Speaker 1:I think I've had a grilled.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I I don't want to do the octopus where they, um, they take the little Baby octopus thing and yeah eat it alive. He swallowed whole.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't. I don't know that I'd do that either.
Speaker 2:I would. Um, it's just those things. They have a tendency they don't want to be swallowed alive. Yeah so they try to climb back out and when they get stuck in your soft, I guess that's all she wrote.
Speaker 1:Just chase it with alcohol to kill it. Yeah, you get the little fucker drunk.
Speaker 2:I would try. I would like to try fugu.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:That is a blowfish, but it's very deadly, so it has to be prepared exactly right. Otherwise, yeah, you're not gonna make it.
Speaker 1:That's one of the things like tobacco. How many people smoked how many plants before they were like, oh, this one's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The same thing of that of like how many people died, and he's like, but I really wanna fucking eat it. How can I eat it?
Speaker 2:I've said this before on this podcast, and then he cooks it for five minutes and gives it to somebody, that guy dies.
Speaker 1:He goes okay, it's not that. Cooks it for seven minutes, that guy died and he's like nope, okay. So I need to figure out a way.
Speaker 2:I've said this on here the people who actually tried food for the first time, some of the bravest people ever. Yeah, cause you could be walking through a field and you go oh, the berries look good. Oh well, I'm dead.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But then you know, like when, for a first person who ate an onion I try to explain this to me I'm like that was brave to like. No, I like onions. I mean, that's not what I'm talking about. You may like them, but if you're the first person eating it, you don't know if that's gonna kill you or not. Yeah, yeah, or the first person to make a steak, you know, you know, well done.
Speaker 1:Well, hopefully not well done. Well, yeah, hopefully medium rare Good going. Hopefully you had it rare, but I think I think steaks, I mean for a long time people. People ate meat raw for a long time.
Speaker 2:Well, they'd salt it and stuff, but yeah.
Speaker 1:But then at some point, when cavemen discovered fire, I would imagine they started like oh, this tastes different and maybe better.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, somebody had to be the first one to go. You know what that animal over there. I bet it fucking tastes good.
Speaker 1:And it went and killed and ate it. I mean, that's you're talking about a fucking long time ago. People have been eating animals for fucking millennia.
Speaker 2:But I'm just saying, the first ones, do it. They were, and how do you decide which one to get?
Speaker 1:Whichever one you can catch.
Speaker 2:But like if you're out hunting and you're like, oh hey, check out that tiger, I bet that tastes good, and the tiger's looking back at you saying I bet he fucking tastes good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's whichever one, whichever one you can catch without dying. Yeah, that's what like. A lot of people are like rabbits and small animals, but there's not much payoff because you have to chase the little fucker around. And then there's this much meat, yeah, so that's whatever. But even people like cows, move slow.
Speaker 2:Even like a water buffalo, though, hunting those before gunpowder.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just have a big arrow.
Speaker 2:Oh, you also had invent arrows. They had spears to start. I'm just saying some of the people didn't make it back from the hunting parties.
Speaker 1:Oh, for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, try hunting a woolly mammoth. I mention that because there's a game where you hunt woolly mammoth.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what we're supposed to be having a woolly mammoth there soon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, I essentially leaked to the latest Now they're pretty close to a home. We talked about that?
Speaker 1:what like? 40 episodes ago Something, and now they're actually getting ready to birth a woolly mammoth.
Speaker 2:They heard that we were on board, yeah, so they want to do it now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they mixed. I don't remember. I'll have to look it up again and talk about it they mixed elephant with like two other things and like old, woolly mammoth DNA that they pulled from underneath a permafrost or some shit.
Speaker 2:As you can see, it was not in a mosquito, in case you need to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no. And then they put it in some kind of Indian elephant that the gestation period is like three months. Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 2:It's usually really long for standard elephant, like 650 days.
Speaker 1:It might have. I want to say it was a lot shorter than that.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying but.
Speaker 1:We'll have to see, but I want to know, like, how they got PETA on board if they did. Because if you have a woolly mammoth, like I know, it's not born with full grown tusks. But if there's tusks, like cause woolly mammoths are known for how big their fucking tusks are yeah, if there's tusks a little bit when it's born, that mom elephant's probably gonna die, get fucking stabbed internally.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would be bad.
Speaker 1:But I mean.
Speaker 2:But plenty of the elephants that are around now. They have tusks, but they don't grow them until they get older.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but but I don't know, we don't know how fucking woolly mammoths Well, what you do for.
Speaker 2:PETA. What you do for PETA. It's like when they show up and they're like you can't do that, and they're, oh my God, this is so horrible, what are you doing? You can't do that. Somebody just goes hey, look, are they clubbing a seal over there? And then they all run over there and then they just finish up and nobody notices that they finished. Yeah, you can always distract PETA.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2:Hey, that guy's wearing a leather jacket. Have you?
Speaker 1:heard of Red Lobster, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You pick out which animal you're going to kill and eat at Red Lobster. I'll take that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:There's an episode of the Simpsons. He's at a place and he's picking out his live lobster. He's like I'll take that one, Like normally, if the picking out a live lobster defeats purpose, when you pick one out that's floating upside down on the tank.
Speaker 1:I just saw I was looking through some of the highlights of Gordon Ramsay. Yeah, and he goes through some restaurant and they have live lobster and he ate the lobster that was on his plate. He goes, jesus, he's like this tastes like it was dead when you cooked it. They're like no, they're live in the tank. So he goes over and looks, he goes fuck me, those aren't live. He's like look at the water. He's like look at that one, pull that one out. He pulls it out and the owner of the restaurant's like no, he's just sleeping. He goes fuck me sleep. And he's dead Then, like flops that are.
Speaker 2:It's not waking up, which reminds me speaking of Gordon Ramsay. See, I'm a big fan of Gordon Ramsay. I've been to multiple ones of his restaurants. I got to say when I saw it on Facebook that you went to the.
Speaker 1:Hell's Kitchen.
Speaker 2:I was quite jealous Because I love his restaurants. It was good.
Speaker 1:It was the first time I've had a beef Wellington.
Speaker 2:Oh, I told you, isn't it amazing, that's good. Oh my God, really good.
Speaker 1:I love it. The jar, jar donny chicken scallopini that my girlfriend got was really fucking good and it was half the price too and it was way more food. So if I go again I might just get that.
Speaker 2:See, when I went to Gordon Ramsay Steak, I'm telling you every bit of the experience. There was like the best restaurant I've ever been to in my life. Every bit of the way the server came up, the way the everything, I mean the ambiance, everything, the stout. I had with it my appetizer. I had tartare, beef tartare.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, so good and dessert was great. And they pushed up a steak cart and he explained all the different cuts to me. Yeah, I was going to go with something, kobe, but they had this tomahawk rib. I just screamed in my name. It might as well just had my name written across it. But yeah, they showed that cart to everybody. They explained why this cut is this and this is this. They explained a filet to you a rib eye, everything Nice.
Speaker 1:They do that at Echo and Rig, that steakhouse in Vegas that I love.
Speaker 2:I mean, I knew quite a bit about it already because I'm a steak eater. I love steak and, but yeah, and rib eye happens to be my favorite, Especially tomahawk, which they have some tomahawks at Walmart I saw them for like $36 and $40 are giant.
Speaker 1:That doesn't seem terrible. One steak.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they're huge. Yeah, I want one. I just don't want to cook it indoors.
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