Embark on a sensory and sentimental adventure with Mike and me as we unwrap the world's flavors, one bite and sip at a time. This episode isn't just about tickling your tastebuds—it's a voyage through the smoky trails of Oaxaca with Mezcal, and an exploration of ancestry that uncovers our shared European roots with a dash of surprise Scandinavian heritage. But that's not all; we also indulge in Polish delicacies, from lemon cream cookies to peculiar potato snacks, while sharing stories that are as rich and diverse as the cultures we're tasting.
As we unpack personal victories like my weight loss milestone, our conversation takes unexpected detours into humorous musings on global customs, quirky food facts, and weighty topics. From the peculiar practice of Polish TV dubbing to the playful debate over the best burgers in Reno, our banter is a blend of light-hearted jest and profound reflection. We even touch on the thrill of new sneakers and the satisfying crunch of homemade brownies, ensuring there's never a dull moment.
In our final act, we strip away myths, starting with gravity and outlandish conspiracy theories that had us raising our eyebrows and chuckling over the spread of misinformation. The cherry on top? Demystifying the sun's heat and its immediate impact on Earth, despite the cold cosmos. Whether you're here for the flavors, the facts, or the funny anecdotes, this episode has a little bit of everything—just like a well-stocked pantry. So, pour yourself a glass and join us for a journey that's as unpredictable as it is unforgettable.
Embark on a sensory and sentimental adventure with Mike and me as we unwrap the world's flavors, one bite and sip at a time. This episode isn't just about tickling your tastebuds—it's a voyage through the smoky trails of Oaxaca with Mezcal, and an exploration of ancestry that uncovers our shared European roots with a dash of surprise Scandinavian heritage. But that's not all; we also indulge in Polish delicacies, from lemon cream cookies to peculiar potato snacks, while sharing stories that are as rich and diverse as the cultures we're tasting.
As we unpack personal victories like my weight loss milestone, our conversation takes unexpected detours into humorous musings on global customs, quirky food facts, and weighty topics. From the peculiar practice of Polish TV dubbing to the playful debate over the best burgers in Reno, our banter is a blend of light-hearted jest and profound reflection. We even touch on the thrill of new sneakers and the satisfying crunch of homemade brownies, ensuring there's never a dull moment.
In our final act, we strip away myths, starting with gravity and outlandish conspiracy theories that had us raising our eyebrows and chuckling over the spread of misinformation. The cherry on top? Demystifying the sun's heat and its immediate impact on Earth, despite the cold cosmos. Whether you're here for the flavors, the facts, or the funny anecdotes, this episode has a little bit of everything—just like a well-stocked pantry. So, pour yourself a glass and join us for a journey that's as unpredictable as it is unforgettable.
Welcome back to some offense intended. I'm Jeremy Robinson.
Speaker 2:I am Mike Mick.
Speaker 1:And today is a sample-y day.
Speaker 2:Yes, a very sample day.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of stuff to sample. You can knock that tequila off the table, because that was a while ago.
Speaker 2:I didn't say place it somewhere.
Speaker 1:So my girlfriend visited me and that's why we're recording this, not that it matters to anybody else, we're recording it late. So she got me this shirt from Wohaka and this is Mascal that she also got from Wohaka and this dope like Jaguar bottle and made. So we're going to try the Mascal first, have you? You've said you've had Mascal before.
Speaker 2:No, I've, I know of it, I just have never actually had it.
Speaker 1:So I know it's not tequila, it's something similar-ish, but not it's not the same. Yeah, so I was told you take like a little sip first, like swish it around to get the flavor, and then you do a shot.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to control my excitement.
Speaker 1:Cheers, cheers Tastes very barely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to say it smells a little smokey. I like it a lot but I can definitely smell the smoke.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so now you just shoot it.
Speaker 2:It is good.
Speaker 1:Very good, not super rough. No, I like it a lot, and that's. These are little candies from, I think, the same place, wohaka.
Speaker 2:So I think they're either.
Speaker 1:I think they're chocolates, but I don't know if they're like different flavors. That's Mayor Domo, it's just regular chocolate. It's really good.
Speaker 2:I want to go to, to Wauwa, mexico, let's see if they have any dogs. That's not where they have.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me say it's not where the dog farm is.
Speaker 2:Well then, I don't want to go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I'm glad I could fix that for you before you were disappointed.
Speaker 2:Before I got there and didn't see dogs, that's.
Speaker 1:that's it originally tastes like just regular chocolate. In the back end it has an interesting flavor. It's really good.
Speaker 2:The food we'll be trying today will be from Poland.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, mike brought the universal yums.
Speaker 2:Yeah, mike was not smart last week, last time episode, and forgot to bring it, so he brought it today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we can do all kinds of sample these Yep. So go ahead and try the chocolate.
Speaker 2:Brettle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it starts. It starts like a normal piece of chocolate and like the. The back end of the taste is, I don't know, it's hard to explain, or maybe it's just a mezcal, I don't know so like toffee-ish or something.
Speaker 2:I don't know. So far I'm tasting it. It seems like the beginning was like a milk chocolate and then I'm almost tasting a little bit of bitterness, like a dark chocolate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought it was good. I like it. Um, I also got a new oven, so I don't know if you want to have a brownie on here, since we're just trying all kinds of food on the fucking episode, but I made my peanut butter brownies.
Speaker 2:We know those are going to be good, so let's finish with those, okay. Cause these might not be good. Okay, so I'm going to save the best for last, um, but since we're doing something international. We'll do, we'll do that first.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we uh, we went ahead and we both have done 23 and me.
Speaker 2:He'd done his a while ago. I just did mine recently, yeah so, and I got my results back.
Speaker 1:And he was surprised by one thing.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, I wasn't surprised by much. 99.9% European. You're 99.9% European, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was guessed what did. I guess, I guess 80.
Speaker 2:No that was a British. Okay, I'm 99.1% European. It's a Northwestern European 92% Eat shit 98 and a half I've got um British and Irish Yep 78.6%. I'm 99.1% European Um British and Irish 78.6%.
Speaker 1:Mine's 43.
Speaker 2:43.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:And how um? I've got Scandinavian.
Speaker 1:I also have that, but it's further down.
Speaker 2:Mine's 9.8%.
Speaker 1:Mine's 8.1%, that's. That's the one that I'm like I was a little surprised by, but it makes sense because everybody's like oh bro, you've got to be fucking like part Viking or something. Because I'll like, because I like cold, and apparently that means you're a Viking.
Speaker 2:No, it just means you like cold. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know that's what I mean. You've seen, you've heard everybody say it.
Speaker 2:Oh, but I mean, it's just, I like hot.
Speaker 1:What does that make me Finnish? Yeah, the Saunas and stuff. Maybe I don't know. Which is also Scandinavian right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, so it's. It's the other. In Northern Europe it's not usually all that hot, no.
Speaker 1:No, so mine between British and Irish and that I'm 39.8% French and German, which I knew because my mom's side is very German. So I thought it was going to be closer to 50%, but 40, 40 is pretty close to 50. And then do you have a broadly Northwestern European.
Speaker 2:I do.
Speaker 1:Mine's 7.6., mine's 3.6. Oh.
Speaker 2:I've also got Eastern Europe. It's got a couple of things listed here.
Speaker 1:I'm not familiar with that Slovakian.
Speaker 2:No part of it's Russian.
Speaker 1:That's definitely Eastern Europe. Eastern European Wow, what? Volgograd Oblast, Russia? Ok, well, don't say that too many times or you'll be on a fucking list. Mike's not that kind of Russian.
Speaker 2:I'm not even familiar with that and that's 5.8%. Part of that could be the German because I have family from Germany.
Speaker 1:Like my mom, when she was growing up they weren't allowed to speak German because it was a little curfewful at the time, it would have a thing that says French and German, because that's in the Northwest European.
Speaker 2:But then it has Southern Europe. Do you have Southern?
Speaker 1:European. I do, I'm 0.3% Italian.
Speaker 2:I am 2.1% Italian.
Speaker 1:Well, that means, you can do this and I can't. That's one that's surprising People listening, I did the fingers pinched, the Mamma Mia symbol.
Speaker 2:You say you can't do it, but now you've done it three times.
Speaker 1:And then I have 0.3% broadly European. You have that.
Speaker 2:We already went by my broadly European. That was 3.6%.
Speaker 1:OK.
Speaker 2:Well, the majority of my stuff is Irish and British.
Speaker 1:And then I have 0.8% trace ancestry. Do you have that?
Speaker 2:No, I do not.
Speaker 1:So I have 0.4% broadly Northwest Asian, which it doesn't really break down, but I have unassigned as the last part of mine.
Speaker 2:I've done all 100% of mine.
Speaker 1:Oh, it does break it down. It's 0.2% Anatolian, which is Turkey, and 0.2% or is it 0.2% Iranian, caucasian or Mesopotamian? So I actually, I guess I am actually Caucasian, because you know, that's the oh, if you're white, you're Caucasian, but it's actually a heritage, not a fucking race.
Speaker 2:Oh well, I don't have as many things. I don't have any Asian or any Iranian. I don't know if you know this, but we're having some issues with them, so you might want to keep that one to yourself.
Speaker 1:Okay, Russian. I'm way less Iranian than you are Russian.
Speaker 2:I guess we're allies.
Speaker 1:I'd rather be axis, get it. Yeah, I just read a message I lost track of fucking yeah. So, yeah, not much of it really surprised me. The like little bits of shit here and there is like what.
Speaker 2:I've got like five things listed, and the only one that really surprised me was Italian.
Speaker 1:How many? How many people do you share with? Because you share DNA with 1,500 other 23 me customers. That's pretty weird that it's a round number like that.
Speaker 2:Is that under DNA relatives?
Speaker 1:I just went back to ancestry. Before you click on ancestry composition, well then, scroll down says DNA relatives list.
Speaker 2:I had clicked on DNA relatives.
Speaker 1:Let me see if it says it there.
Speaker 2:Because I'm on the app. I don't know if you're on the app.
Speaker 1:I'm on the website. Yeah, at the very top of DNA relatives. It'll say showing blank of blank relatives. Mine says showing 1,500 of 1,500. So I guess that is actually like perfectly fucking 1,500 relatives that I have on there well, it's also people who've done it too, yeah. Yeah, I'm just saying it's a weird. It's weird to have a perfectly 1,500 number.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've all done it.
Speaker 2:I guess not, it's 1,480.
Speaker 1:I went to look out.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to go to the website so I can, but I went on. I just I typed it in and it's like 23 and me stock. Yeah, I'm looking up the stock value 23 and me.
Speaker 1:Are they a publicly traded company? I guess Wonder what their stock looks like. How are you gonna? How like? I know how they make money because they sell the kits and Sell your data. I'm sure 23 and me stock price. Let's go Five years. Wow, they're not doing well.
Speaker 2:They've had some ups and downs, some things in the company very downs.
Speaker 1:The highest was $16 in February 5th of 2021, and now they're at 73 cents a share.
Speaker 2:I'll take it.
Speaker 1:I've gone down 93% in the past five years.
Speaker 2:By low.
Speaker 1:Yeah, something like that, but they would have to figure out how this book does public is 3.5 billion dollar company, blah, blah blah. So yeah, jesus Christ. Ancestry report that's low and Wall Street Journal just put out an article yesterday. They fall from six billion dollars to nearly zero.
Speaker 1:You know that um at risk of being delisted from the NASDAQ. Wow Once consider the hottest startup in Silicon Valley, the genetic testing company, which was valued at six billion dollars just a few years. It goes now facing a possible delisting from NASDAQ and dozen class action lawsuits. It failed to detect the data breach for more than five months, giving the bad actors the chance to steal the ancestry data of some seven million of its 14 million users. Genetic data was not among the information stolen. I find that hard to believe, though the company said the hackers did access, gain access to users, display names and information from its DNA relatives feature that in some case include Ancestry, birth years, locations, photos and links between relatives. The hack targeted users of Ashkenazi, jewish and Chinese heritage in particular. That's weird.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a hate group.
Speaker 1:That's weird.
Speaker 2:I'm guessing it's not people who just want to meet more of themselves.
Speaker 1:Currently three dozen class action suits tied to last year's hack and 23 and me has asked the judge to consolidate those into a single trial. Oh, that would be fucking brutal. They're trying to make it all one and they'll just like fold the company.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, did you. Yeah, 1500, 1500 maybe that's the max.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1:Well, let's sue him.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Well, do just like everybody else but I Looked over some of the things like as to where your your distance Distant cousins are located and. Like I have a couple that are in Canada, quite a few in California to in the state of Nevada, I One in Vegas and one get this in Reno. Oh, what are the odds.
Speaker 1:Well, if they're in Nevada.
Speaker 2:I mean, but there's only two and they're in two of the cities I've lived in, nevada.
Speaker 1:The only two cities. I was the two highest populated counties in Nevada. I know, but okay, but there's other states that have zero right, but if there's two in Nevada, the likelihood that they're gonna be in one of the two cities that you've lived in, which are the highest Populated cities in Nevada. Yeah pretty high.
Speaker 2:But they could also. I mean, it's pretty big size state, you know. Yes there's population all around it.
Speaker 1:There is a population all around us. Yes, however, yeah, okay, so Welcome to Poland. Good dance. Come here to visit Poland's world famous shipyard, which has delivered over 1,000 vessels over the past 60 years. They build ship shipping ships, that ship shipping ships nice. Have you seen that picture? No, I'll send it to you. Warsaw legend has it that a local fisherman rescued a kidnapped mermaid and, to show her appreciation, she now protects the city, which is a Landlocked city. That's okay, sure.
Speaker 2:So mermaid protects a landlocked city.
Speaker 1:Grafino. To this day, no one knows why 400 trees in this town's crooked forests are all Identically bent. Oh that's where that forest.
Speaker 2:So when did the mermaid start protecting the city? It doesn't say the year because I want to know where it was at in 1939.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:You know having a 1939.
Speaker 1:I mean, there was several things that happened around 1939.
Speaker 2:Well, that's the year that Germany invaded Poland. Okay so I just want to know where the mermaid was.
Speaker 1:That's where I was roughly going.
Speaker 2:I'm really taking a nap.
Speaker 1:Well, there was a bunch of countries that saw war, but only Poland war saw. Yeah, there's a city called a village, henry cow Roscoe, and I definitely pronounced that wrong.
Speaker 2:I know that, henry, it's a good guy.
Speaker 1:Visit this Polish village to see the quaint home, smell the scent of the ocean and taste the lemon cream cookies from your box.
Speaker 2:It tastes the lemon cream cookies from your box lemon cream cookies sound good, but do they have to be from my box?
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, the historic town is more than just the seat of Poland's administrative district. It's also where the paprika peanuts in your box are made.
Speaker 2:That's a weird combination paprika peanuts Might be good interesting gotta be better than.
Speaker 1:I can't be fucking salt, I'm sorry. Had to fucking remind me. Had to remind me.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm also reminding the guest that didn't get the the viewers who did. Yeah, there's no audio for that one, yeah that's unfortunate, but okay, gingerbread sticks. How do you like gingerbread?
Speaker 1:cocoa glazed gingerbread sticks. They're like the Pockies.
Speaker 2:You know what a pocket is. I do Japanese.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, monster munch potatoes snack Every year. The average pole eats over 250 pounds of potatoes every year.
Speaker 2:250 pounds of potatoes we got some catching up to do was that like 22 pounds a month? That's a lot of potatoes.
Speaker 1:I'm not doing it. That's three quarters of pound of potatoes a day for the average Polish person.
Speaker 2:I do have any you had a little we fuck, I haven't even had a potato today. I.
Speaker 1:I don't think. I definitely haven't either. That's a lie. I had hash browns for breakfast.
Speaker 2:I with my dinner. I had mac and cheese for my side dish instead of fries.
Speaker 1:Peppercut peanuts, peppery peanutty perfection, peppery Peppery, it's spelled it normal. It's not trying to be funny.
Speaker 2:It just doesn't sound.
Speaker 1:Lemon cream cookies crumbly almond biscuits filled with lemon cream and dark chocolate marshmallow bar. It also sounds really good.
Speaker 2:It does.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's more Cow candy milk fudge. That's a really weird way to say caramel.
Speaker 2:Cow candy.
Speaker 1:Beloved Polish caramels with a crumbly outside and gooey inside and then a chocolate covered jelly candy. What that's okay. Let's see the cocoa glazed gingerbread sticks. I have a shit load of sugar. The potatoes don't really. Lemon cream has half of the sugar as the gingerbread sticks. Dark chocolate has the same. Peppery doesn't have almost any. I mean they're they're definitely not the highest fucking sugar that we've tried on these snacks. Some of the ones have been fucking loaded with sugar.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. So I think potato, peppery peanuts, gingerbread, sticks, chocolate, marshmallow, and then the lemon blast.
Speaker 2:How can you go wrong with marshmallow? More than so many we both know calls it Marty Mellow. What I didn't say? You know who it is. I just said you get somebody we both know calls marshmallows Marty Mellow's. I started doing it while, cause I heard her say it so many times. What, who? I guess Is it Terry. Yeah, why?
Speaker 1:That's what I talk to the most.
Speaker 2:So why did that? I don't get it why? Why not?
Speaker 1:Because it's why Marty Mellow's I? Like it All right, so I'm gonna go with the brownie. Okay, Marty Mellow's.
Speaker 2:I like it.
Speaker 1:So those are candy. Yep, that's cause.
Speaker 2:Those are candy All right, I haven't lost my touch Score one for Mike. Well, I'm an expert, I can identify candy.
Speaker 1:So on the bag. Whenever you see them, they look like little ghosts. And they actually look like little ghosts. They have the eyes and the mouth.
Speaker 2:When I first saw it I thought are they looking like a little face? Yeah, I'm like I don't want to eat a face.
Speaker 1:So I'll have, I'll pull three. You have however many you want.
Speaker 2:I'm not a handle of a lector.
Speaker 1:They smell like potato chips, which is probably good.
Speaker 2:They're eating their souls. That's kind of good.
Speaker 1:It's almost the texture of funyons, but without the disappointing like back end of the. This is fake.
Speaker 2:But are you? Are you feeling the power? Are you increasing in power because you're eating a soul?
Speaker 1:I'm monster munching. Mike hates the sound of crunching into a microphone, and apparently your microphone is way more sensitive because mine didn't pick it up and I'm sitting right in front of it.
Speaker 2:Well, I just know that when I'm eating that some people haven't had earbuds in, and I don't really want to eat in their ear.
Speaker 1:Well, that was not. It wasn't, though?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, you can show you loud. You see loud here. Let me see one of these. It was not like that.
Speaker 2:He was sitting in your ear eating, just so you know.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:He was on that little bus from the old kid's show where they fly into the human and he was literally inside your ear eating that.
Speaker 1:Magic school bus.
Speaker 2:I guess that's what it's called, what that's how you're eating their ear.
Speaker 1:TV show. You just flew into somebody's ear and a bus.
Speaker 2:I said a bus. I don't know the show that well, that's all bits of it.
Speaker 1:I didn't that smells odd. I'll try four. I lied there's five. Oh, that's it yeah.
Speaker 2:There, for sure.
Speaker 1:Peanut's covered in some kind of like dough or something, and paprika. So you won't crunch into the mic but you'll burp into it.
Speaker 2:I did not know that burp could come out like that.
Speaker 1:Those are really good. Something you don't think would, something you don't think would be good, but that's a good combination.
Speaker 2:That is, that's really weird.
Speaker 1:Why are they so good?
Speaker 2:I'm not going Poland. I appreciate the peanuts.
Speaker 1:I like peanuts, but why is it so good with fucking paprika? No Artificial smoke flavor, onion potato starch, sunflower oil, garlic powder, paprika color and flavor. They didn't just add the color of paprika, they added the flavor too. It's comforting. Let's try the jelly candies next, and then we'll do the gingerbread sticks, because I feel like the jelly candies might be a let down.
Speaker 2:So all the boxes Nope.
Speaker 1:These are really fucking good.
Speaker 2:Crunch.
Speaker 1:No, definitely not the texture I was imagining. But definitely good, yeah, because it's definitely like a. It's a gel type substance in the jelly. It's not like a. I was thinking it was going to be like a liquid burst. That was fucking delicious, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:I've had a jelly candy like that before, but it wasn't you know that good. That was good, but it wasn't covered in dark chocolate, so that was a different way to do it.
Speaker 1:So these are the. These smell amazing. It's not like Christmas Gingerbread sticks Coco glazed gingerbread sticks. I'm going to take two. Looks like you want to light a candle with them.
Speaker 2:Is that?
Speaker 1:your Harry Potter impression.
Speaker 2:No, I was lighting it. I was reaching for a candle.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Because it was more of like a church, as you can light candles.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:But sometimes you have to light one in the back.
Speaker 1:The Catholics.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's sort of really good.
Speaker 2:A lot of them don't even have actual candles in them. They have lights, so you just turn a switch and it's like lighting the candle. But you know they found that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like religion, but with modern touches.
Speaker 2:But it's like having an open flame could be bad. I don't know.
Speaker 1:It isn't the only modern touch that Catholicism has done. But because of priests and touching, yeah, it's really good, like if gingerbread cookies were amazing all the time, because I feel like a gingerbread cookie, like the first nibble is really good, and then like the third bite, you're like why did I do this?
Speaker 2:When I used to go to Dunkin Donuts all the time. Most of the time I'd get on during a certain time of year I'd get the pumpkin, yeah. But if they didn't have pumpkin, I tried gingerbread one time. Actually I tried it more than once because I liked it so much the first time. So gingerbread, iced coffee was really good and this is really good.
Speaker 1:I like it a lot, so I think we'll do the milk fudges next. This is just a sample-y day. Like I said, try and fucking everything. That's definitely a brick of caramel. That was a delayed reaction. I still enjoyed the food. I just wanted to see you like I was trying to make you like snap your neck over to look at me.
Speaker 2:It's a very fine caramel. It looks like. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 1:That's good. It's not super gooey and annoying like normal fucking caramel is.
Speaker 2:That's one of the good things about caramel is the soft.
Speaker 1:No, it's soft. It's not gooey Like it doesn't fucking like sticking your teeth nonstop. Like it's only the good parts about caramel. It's really fucking good.
Speaker 2:It's not crunchy either, so that's a plus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably, because it's not fucking a three year old Halloween candy.
Speaker 2:If it was crunchy caramel, it'd probably be bad.
Speaker 1:Well, it depends Like you can do the crunchy caramel glaze to put on top of stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like super thin, it's like when you bite through it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or the world's original hard candies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fucking. That's why old people don't have teeth.
Speaker 2:Well, they have the soft chewy ones that are really good. I've talked about it before.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they came out with those when old people broke their dentures trying to chew them. Yeah, everything from this box has been really good. So Poland might really like consonants, because, have you seen Polish last names? There's one vowel per last name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're gonna watch. Uh, real unfortunate. You have to pay for those valves All right.
Speaker 1:So we'll try the dark chocolate marshmallow bar next, and it's a solid bar Breaking half. Give you the side with the bonus. Chocolate Smells good. It smells really fucking good.
Speaker 2:I do like dark chocolate. It's dark chocolate, right yeah?
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 2:Looks dark.
Speaker 1:That's really good, yep, but no marshmallow bar and dark chocolate. That's amazing.
Speaker 2:It really is.
Speaker 1:Holy shit.
Speaker 2:So far I could go to Poland and have some snacks, apparently.
Speaker 1:Fuck yeah, I'm curious what's the obesity rate in Poland after having these fucking snacks?
Speaker 2:I think we go in and make a pact.
Speaker 1:It's a Warsaw joke, I get it. Uh, obesity the prevalence of overweight among the Polish population age 20 years and more was 62% for men and 43% for women, while obesity was 16 and 12. I mean, after having these snacks, it makes sense. What's it? What's America?
Speaker 2:It's a country I see it's kind of.
Speaker 1:What's. North America's obesity rate in the USA. Holy fuck, yeah, we're fat, holy shit. Nationally, 42% of adults have obesity Holy shit. Well, another 31% are overweight and 8% are severely obese. So 8% of that 8% of the 40% that are obese a portion of that is the 8% that are severely obese. But in addition to that 40%, another 32% are overweight. That means only 27% of Americans are not overweight or obese. But I'm sure there's also a heavy chunk of that, heavy chunk that, like maybe nine or 12% that's anorexic underweight.
Speaker 2:You're in the 27%. That's not overweight, congratulations Thanks.
Speaker 1:That's. I actually just broke under 200 pounds for the first time in. Uh, maybe eight years. There's, it might be seven or eight years. Okay, wow, that's.
Speaker 2:I didn't think I knew there was a lot, but Jesus Christ, that's a high number when you're ready to start packing that back on, we can start going to some more buffets.
Speaker 1:I'll still go to buffets.
Speaker 2:I thought about it yesterday. I was leaving to go get something to eat. I was thinking where I want to go and I was trying to think of what buffet I would want to go to if I went to a these are crunchy cookies with lemon cream. And I do like lemon naturally flavored.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to take a nibble and put it on the table for next week.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's up to you. It's fucking good.
Speaker 2:There's no way I'm not finishing this. It's really good.
Speaker 1:It's not a punch you in the face Lemon either, Like the fake Walmart lemon meringue pie. That's just like I said. This is lemon. And it's like yeah, I'm sorry, Even like you try to drink milk and then it's like I didn't want lemon milk.
Speaker 2:It knocks you down, it's kicking you all year down.
Speaker 1:Yes, you taste that fucking lemon. Yet Are you feeling it now, mr Krabs? Yeah, that was all really fucking good, really fucking good.
Speaker 2:Everything in that box was good. I don't know that we've ever had a box that everything in it was good until now.
Speaker 1:We had one that was close. I don't remember what country, it was Greece. Okay, well, time to wash down the good with better.
Speaker 2:Up until now, Greece was the best box we had.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which I still say Greece was really good and that was our first box.
Speaker 1:It was that's. I think they had like one or two things that was like. This is kind of odd. This whole box was really fucking good.
Speaker 2:Everything.
Speaker 1:Earthen. I'm obviously going to be biased because these are my fucking brownies, but they're really fucking good, fucking delicious. I'm going to wash down a little lemon first Is that one of the one of the here goes, mike. He just made a 24 flavor Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper plus lemon. They're going to. They're going to pull the fucking sponsorship that we don't have. Maybe they should look in to add a little lemon to their lemon spritzer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is really good. Thank you. It's supposed to be peanut butter filling, but I put it on the bottom.
Speaker 2:So I don't have to split the brownie better. I tried it on the top, but it gets too crumbly and stupid. The lemon spritzer, yeah.
Speaker 1:That is really good. Thank you. It's supposed to be peanut butter filling, but I put it on the bottom so I don't have to split the brownie. Better, it's not, but it gets too crumbly and stupid. Super fucking good. And then you cut up peanut butter cups to put in it Chocolate chips.
Speaker 2:One of the things I used to do, besides put um peanut butter chips in them, is I would also um put peanut butter cups. But sometimes I'd put peanut butter chips. But then I would take a uh like a greater, like I had a cheese grater hand turned. I'd put peanut butter cups in that and do it over the top. So it would land on, it was hot and it would melt and it would uh make like a layer of Reese's peanut butter cup over the top. That would be kind of good. It was very good.
Speaker 1:Like when I pulled this one out, there was from just mixing all the peanut butter cups in. There was like lava pools of bubbling peanut butter, so I don't think that would have been necessary. Yeah, that was fucking.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I'd shave a symphony candy bar over the top too.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I've ever had one of those.
Speaker 2:No, no symphony. There's either a creamy milk chocolate or creamy milk chocolate with almond and a toffee, and I would get those because they, they, uh, they're creamy, so they melt at a lower temperature than doesn't take as much to get them melted as it does for Hershey's.
Speaker 1:So there's a trivia train for Poland. You want to do it? Sure, To celebrate spring, locals a toss rotting fish into a tree. Be eat pickled pear See. Throw a big doll in a river. D wear blue clogs this one? I already looked at the answer, so I'm not going to participate in this one, that's correct Throw a big doll in a river Two in the city of Poznan. The water supply is controlled by a 10 preschoolers. Be a groundhog, c, eight clams or D a psychic. I'm going to go with the groundhog.
Speaker 2:I'm between a groundhog and eight clams.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just think it's eight clams. I was thinking the groundhog was just so ridiculous that I had to go with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but eight like clams can be in the water.
Speaker 1:So when all, when all eight of them open, maybe it opens the preschoolers was ridiculous too.
Speaker 2:So I could have gone with that.
Speaker 1:Yeah Three, poland is home to the largest blank in central Europe the largest glacier, the largest volcano, the largest geyser or the largest desert Poland geyser? Final answer.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with its desert I was going to say geyser.
Speaker 1:Chili forested Poland is home to a desert. In the 13th century land was cleared to make room for a silver mine, but instead 37,000 acres of sand were uncovered, deposited over a century before melting in the water, and it's now shrunk to 7,900 acres. So I'm not going to get the million dollars. No, uh four on the Polish holiday, smiggas dingus, I'm positive I pronounced that wrong. It's custom for a girls to steal shoelaces from boys. Be children to ride ponies, that's way too normal. It's probably not that one C boys to dump water on girls or D newlyweds to make honey bread. Is Poland real?
Speaker 2:I kind of want to go with the honey bread, but the bucket of water over the head Is I'm going to go with the honey bread.
Speaker 1:Is the dump water on boys, dump water on girls.
Speaker 2:That was, you know. I should have gone with my, my instinct which is a common pizza topping in Poland.
Speaker 1:A I fucking don't want to go to Poland anymore. A mayonnaise, B ketchup, C mustard, D soy sauce.
Speaker 2:Soy sauce.
Speaker 1:Ketchup.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God. It already has the tomato sauce in it. It already has tomato in it. Why put tomato and sugar on it?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 1:Between 2006 and 2007, poland's president and prime minister were A the same person, b both women, c father and daughter or D identical twins. D I'm going to say father and daughter, because that's a really weird like father and son, like I don't know D Yep, yep, identical twins. Lech Kuzninski oh, that one's got two vowels. He's rich Became president of Poland in 2005 and 2006. His identical twin brother, jaroslaw, became prime minister. It's not the only thing interesting about this pair. Way before their political careers, they starred side by side in a popular Polish children's movie called the two who stole the moon. So there you go. There's some Polish trivia.
Speaker 2:You're going to get the moon back.
Speaker 1:There's two more questions. There are over 300 of these hidden in the city of Roklaw A treasure chests, b gnomes, c bronze eggs or D wooden pianos. I think I'm going with gnomes.
Speaker 2:Yeah me too.
Speaker 1:Yep, it's gnomes Gnomes. In 80s Poland, a movement known as the orange alternative arose in opposition to communism. Their emblem gnomes meant to symbolize the absurdity of the oppressive system. While they were first just spray painted depictions, in the 21st century the first statue of Papa Dwarf was placed on Swidnica street to commemorate the movement. Now, over 300 gnomes are hidden across the city, making hunting for all, hunting for them all a top tourist activity. Nice, all right, what was the name of that street again, uh, swidnica.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 1:S with a accent mark on the S, cause you can fucking accent a consonant. I just I like the name W ID N I C K A Swidnica.
Speaker 2:When are we named after?
Speaker 1:Uh, probably a guy named Swidnica.
Speaker 2:Could be. Uh question named after uh, another mermaid that protects the country.
Speaker 1:Could have been, but that one failed. Uh, number eight this is the last question all Polish television. So this is going to be interesting. All Polish television is a black and white. B broadcast by the same company, c dubbed by the same man, or D broadcast in English. B uh C dubbed by the same man and Poland. Subtitles are very rare. Instead, everything is dubbed, and all with the same man's voice, no matter if the speaker's a woman, man or kid, everything is read by the same monotone male voice. Some Polish folks find it annoying, but most are just accustomed to it, holy shit.
Speaker 2:Imagine watching them, imagine that's your job. Well, you know, you got work.
Speaker 1:Go to work and just make Zipekananka Poland's favorite street food. Walk down any city street in Poland and you're likely to come across. I already am tired of doing that.
Speaker 2:Well, imagine you know um say how much does it pay? You've got legend, wait for it.
Speaker 1:Dairy, nope, nope. It's a monotone.
Speaker 2:You had. I know it's hard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that, wow Okay.
Speaker 2:Well, so did you see what Ben Shapiro did lately?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You saw the music video, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I really liked Tommy McDonald's music. The song is actually pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Tommy McDonald's.
Speaker 1:I think, especially for having assumingly no musical taste in his life, he did pretty well. He did pretty well. Yeah, I don't think he wrote this. I don't think he wrote the lines.
Speaker 2:No, no, absolutely not Tommy McDonald wrote them. If he did, or Nova did, yeah.
Speaker 1:If he did more power to him, because they were pretty fucking good lines.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like my pockets. Those are like Lizzo my wallet's fat or something like that. Like that's Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:I saw the video and then I saw him actually on his channel. I saw him actually on his on his pod yesterday talking about it and he he actually had Tommy McDonald on there and they were talking about it. They were number one on the Apple and he had all these chains on and stuff.
Speaker 1:And Jesus Christ yeah it was good, yeah, yeah, I did see that. I actually just watched it today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was hoping maybe he hadn't seen it so I could see your reaction to me telling you that he's in a rap video.
Speaker 1:Well, you almost were able to do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fucking, internet.
Speaker 1:I'd heard a couple of people fucking talk about it and last night I was talking to Russell and Josh and they were like something about it. I'm like. I read several things about it Like I thought it was a joke. They're like, no, it's not a joke. I'm like, oh, okay. So I was preoccupied and then today, sitting in the cold bath and was like well, there's nothing else to do. So I ended up just sitting there for like 10 minutes because it was only like 50 degrees instead of the normal, like 40 because, it's warming up and fucking Reno.
Speaker 1:I think Reno they said Reno is like the number one warming, most warming city in the States. Like from the average temperature to what it is now, Reno is number one for being more warm than usual.
Speaker 2:What are you doing? What are you causing this?
Speaker 1:I'm farting.
Speaker 2:I explained it yeah.
Speaker 1:No, but so I was in Tahoe like two, three days ago, so obviously we're doing cold baths. I got into Tahoe. It's cold. Yeah, pretty, pretty cold.
Speaker 2:But you like cold tea or fine.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Before you came back, there was actually some talk of some snow and I thought, yeah, hope it doesn't get snowed in there.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought it was to go with your warming joke.
Speaker 2:No, oh, okay, no, at one point there was actually some talk of a storm hitting this year. It was really nice the whole time we were up there, but it was the way I'd heard about it, though, it was like it was gonna be around the time. You're on your way back.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So I was saying I hope you didn't get snowed in so clearly. You didn't, because you're here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had a. I got a room at Harveys which is fucking the view room. It was really nice. I had like a view of the forest, the mountains, yeah, and then the rights, because it's a, the Harveys has like the rippled effect Ruffles have ridges, so that each room has a good view of the lake and the mountains. It's fucking dope.
Speaker 2:I've been to a Harveys when they had one in Council Bluffs. I can't remember it's still there or not, but Harveys, you see, you know the people who went there.
Speaker 1:Council Bluffs, idaho, iowa, iowa. I remember it was one of the I-1s.
Speaker 2:But it was. It's right across the river from Omaha.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And they had people come in that were there to set it up and build it and make you know, get it started, and they used to come into the bar. I worked out and we this guy would walk in and it seems we'd seem to walk in through the door We'd immediately start pouring his kawazai in the big glass and set it down and his he would tip us more than his bill was. His bill could be 50. He'd tip us 90.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you can understand him when we see him. When I'd be like he's coming, so many others would be pouring.
Speaker 1:The bars like that in Vegas. That would often happen Like they see me coming in and there would be at least one ready for me to when I sat down.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, there's a bar that I a couple of bars I used to go to.
Speaker 1:I don't think I tip that much.
Speaker 2:As I was walking in, usually there'd be a bar of beer being set down and then he'd be like all right, which spot you're going to sit in?
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I'd go and sit down in it, because in that place. If somebody was already in my spot, I had to go somewhere else. Yeah, I'm a creature habit.
Speaker 1:I had. I had a top three machines, so if the first one was taken, they would like okay, the next one, and then the next one, and if those three were taken, I would just sit where there's no machine and wait for one of those three.
Speaker 2:See, what I would do is I'd walk around the bar and I'd walk past the machines and have I felt like this one would be good, when I'd stop at that one.
Speaker 1:Or when and I actually had really good luck doing this, to the point where one of the guys looks super concerned is when I'd come in and be like hey, did any slot texts fix the machine today? And if they said yes, I'd go play that machine. And so one of the times there was a massive power outage and I think for the machines were down, like couldn't come back up, even trying to restart it, so the slot takes had to come out. So I was playing machines, winning a little bit here and there on a couple of other machines that were still up.
Speaker 1:A slot tech fixed my favorite machine, so I moved to that one and then hit a taxable within like four minutes of playing on it and I'm like, holy shit. So he comes, the bartender comes over, he comes over and he goes to take a picture, like to show that it's like right next to the machine he fixed, and he's like, hold on. I'm like, what are you looking for? And he goes this is the one I fixed right, like pointed the one next to me. I'm like, no, no, no, it's this one. He had the most concerned. Look on his face Like it was going to be his fault that I hit a taxable and like that can't happen, kind of shit. But I started doing that and, like playing on machines, after slot tech fixes it, I started doing great Nice and then I definitely lost a lot.
Speaker 2:So I knew that because I'd be there and I'd see the slot techs picking up, fixing, fixing when I'm finishing up. Oh damn, look at that. Oh yeah, I still most of what I ever hit, though, weren't taxable. They were like aces with a kicker.
Speaker 1:So it was like loaded, loaded Kino.
Speaker 2:So I'd get, like you know, $500 plus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's still good.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I was happy and I didn't have it. It wasn't taxed, so that's good.
Speaker 1:Speaking of food, since we have all this food fucking all over, you know who in and out is. I think a lot of people know who in and out is. I think they just opened one in the fucking Midwest and there was like nine hour fucking wait times. Yeah, I heard they're closing a store for the first time. Yeah, ever Oakland. You want to know why? Yeah, I do Because it's not safe for their clientele.
Speaker 2:I was going to say, yeah, I've been to Oakland. So it's not a there's some bad areas.
Speaker 1:It's due to wow, I didn't know I spelled that fucking wrong. That's retarded. It's due to robberies, car breakings and car thefts. They have tried on numerous occasions different ways of making it safer and they cannot. So they said okay, we're going to close it. If we can't make it safer, we won't have it. I think that's actually respectable.
Speaker 2:I do too, but of course, people who are actually law-abiding citizens in that area, the ones getting robbed now, don't even get the burgers.
Speaker 1:I mean it's a lot to pay for a burger that you could make in your fucking backyard.
Speaker 2:Well, it's funny you mentioned it because there was something I didn't put on my notes but I wanted to mention. Earlier today I was looking at a list of these top burger places in. Reno it was like top three, which was an odd number, but number one is one that I like and you know I do.
Speaker 1:Three is an odd number.
Speaker 2:And you don't much care for it. Yeah, but I mean, I'm in a different way. But the number one on the list was one that I like a lot, and I know that you did not like it as much as I do. That one's our cheese.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I like the barbecue burger. I like to get the Wolfpack style barbecue. It's a one pound burger. It's a lot. It's hard to even eat because after you get everything on it, like the onion ring and everything, it's just like I had to eat it with a fork and knife.
Speaker 1:I couldn't even get it in my mouth, but I loved it.
Speaker 2:I thought it was great and it surprised me with. Number two on the list was in and out.
Speaker 1:That's fucking not correct.
Speaker 2:That is not correct Because there's a scooper's there and there's, there's other places.
Speaker 1:I mean it's just is kind of good, but it's way too overpriced. But I'm just saying but you can get in and out. Scoopers is sonic.
Speaker 2:If sonic was good, you get in and out anywhere, I mean not anywhere but, yeah, in a lot of places in Nevada and California, now in the Midwest too.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, red Robin eight years ago beat in and out 100%, like now Red Robin's, just like I'm sorry, now it's yeah.
Speaker 2:I like their bottomless fries.
Speaker 1:There's been a while so I've gone there, but I've been there many times. The freckled lemonade, that's the only lemonade, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, I drink so much lemonade. He's having a glass to kind of. But now to the top. I used to tell him you might want to get me a regular size glass, because yeah, the fucking three sips it'll take you, it'll save you some time.
Speaker 1:So I got a thing.
Speaker 2:But I wanted to the last burger place on the list. I had never been. Was was beefies.
Speaker 1:Beefies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I'm guessing that they specialize in impossible burgers.
Speaker 1:Fucking. Maybe it's 2024.
Speaker 2:I'm kidding, but yeah, you wouldn't think it'd call it beefy. Well, maybe meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I know your birthday's already passed the Christmas is already passed, yeah. But I saw something and I'm like I didn't know, they fucking made these. I don't know why they made these, but the price was right, so I got you a present.
Speaker 2:I appreciate it.
Speaker 1:They need to clean up a little bit, but holy crap I got him. I've heard of these, I've never seen him in person. I got him the baby blue, invisible Air Force ones.
Speaker 2:Holy crap. Thank you, I've seen these, but I've never seen them in person. I've only seen them online in 10 and a half. That's awesome.
Speaker 1:That's your size, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's great. Yeah, clear Air Force One, that's awesome. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they definitely need to clean up a bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But how yeah? I thought they were absolutely ridiculous. I don't know why they fucking made them in the first place I like about them Is that they're ridiculous. I don't know. I want to know how many people, because they came out in a seven, yeah, how many people? Or fucking Air Forces with no shoes that should have been shot because people have ugly fucking feet. Well, these are wearing with socks, but I hope so, with a big ass Nike Swish right across the toe.
Speaker 2:I like that. They're ridiculous. That's awesome. I'll probably take a picture of him when I was social media later. It's great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I knew you would like them. Oh yeah, I didn't know you knew about them.
Speaker 2:I didn't fucking hadn't seen them like in person or I hadn't seen them in person, but I'd seen it like because I from time to time watch YouTube videos on shoes. Yes, yeah, I watch YouTube.
Speaker 1:So the worst part not only did they make those, they also made them in yellow, yellow and clear yellow, brown and clear which I don't know if you know how clear things go there's a little bit of yellowing on the clear. So if you have yellow, brown and a yellow and clear, it looks like somebody shit in the shoe, left it for about five years and then decided to clean it. It looks fucking horrible. They had bright pink, which I almost got Paul, because it was very similar price, but it was like a full size off and I'm like, okay, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2:Chad, I like the blue. I'd gone pink too, you know, or would it be good?
Speaker 1:for me, yeah, but that's. I think those were the only ones in 10 and a half that weren't fucking ridiculous as fuck. Like there's some that's like $300. I didn't spend anywhere near that. I say to him I'm like oh. I'm a, I'm a bid. Let's go here. It was like 30 bucks they're actually quite rare.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I don't know if you want to take them to the fucking mall and have a fucking home.
Speaker 2:He just like oh my God, you have those.
Speaker 1:I'll clean them for free. I'll clean both of them right now for free. Let me take a picture.
Speaker 2:I'll have to get some safety shoe inserts and put in there. You don't leave their steel toe in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just put a piece of cardboard that says steal across it and spell it wrong. It's trying to make them spit Dr Pepper.
Speaker 2:Let's not do that again. That has happened.
Speaker 1:Is it once or twice?
Speaker 2:Maybe twice.
Speaker 1:I know for sure once at work I think there was a second time that it wasn't a full spit.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But there was a choke.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, I think that happened recently.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but there was definitely one time like it was a big gulp of Dr Pepper and it all came out his nose, yeah.
Speaker 2:And he's like Why'd?
Speaker 1:you fuck and do that. I'm like to see if that would happen.
Speaker 2:Let's see. I just got a news update. Let's see if it's. Oh, it says here Elon Musk can't catch a break.
Speaker 1:No, is there a? Is there more of the story?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just opened up a story about was the main captain. It says here Elon Musk might have seen the worst after disastrous earnings call.
Speaker 1:Disastrous earnings. Call yeah or Tesla, I'm assuming.
Speaker 2:I think so yeah. The shares at bottom that 180 and 6 cents. I don't know what they're at today. Today they were not at 180 last I checked, but I checked it a long time. I checked it early on.
Speaker 1:I thought. I thought the earnings call was pretty good. But almost every time, after the earnings calls, the stock drops like 20 or 30% on Tesla.
Speaker 2:Almost like clockwork. It was down $4 and 30 cents today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right now it's 187. Yeah, they're not killing it Like they're down 25% over the last month but and 28% down over the last six months.
Speaker 2:So now's a good time to buy, I guess.
Speaker 1:I mean it's not financial advice. It's still up 800% over the last five years.
Speaker 2:I am not a consultant in any any sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I mean it's still. I think I've seen this, that fucking stock do that countless times after a fucking earnings call.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, me too it's heavy as fuck. Yeah, I've seen that too.
Speaker 1:And then it bounces back.
Speaker 2:It's, I think it's it doesn't even matter what the earnings call it. Oh exactly.
Speaker 1:It can be really fucking good and really fucking bad. It does the same thing. I think it's black rock and like the hedge funds bouncing because they have trillions of dollars to move and what they do is so, like, if you have 20 shares, let's go with a reasonable number for people. Like, if you have four grand in the stock market, you have 20 shares of Tesla and you have a stop loss. So you say, hey, if it goes below 190, sell because I want to keep my profits or whatever. So like if you bought them at 100 and you have a stop loss at 190, like once it gets to 220, if it gets below, if it hits 190, it sells. So you're guaranteed that $90 per share of profit.
Speaker 1:Blackrock. What they do and they do it often and it's fucking documented that they do it is they'll swing stocks wildly to trigger stop losses. So and a lot of people like if don't take this as financial advice. This is something I do when I mess with the stock market a little bit Don't set a stop loss at 180 190. I would I like if I wanted it to be around 190, I would do like 188 74 or like 191, 60, so that it's not a fucking round solid number.
Speaker 1:Because what can happen and what does happen is Blackrock will buy because they have fucking hundreds of thousands of shares, or tens of thousands, however many, and they'll sell. All of them are a heavy chunk. And what that does is it dips because everybody buying it. Now they flood the market with everything. Now nobody wants to fuck oh my God, look at how many. So they'll flood the market bottom, the fucking stock price out, and then snatch them back up so they trigger all the stop losses, so everybody else is sell and then they'll buy it back at the bottom. So they'll sell them all. For ease of the math behind this, they'll sell them all for like 215. They'll cause all the stop losses to fucking hit all the way down and then they'll buy them back at the bottom at like 160 and then build it back up. And then they just made another fucking $10 billion with that in a day.
Speaker 2:They need that. Yeah, so I'm off of the stock market because I have to get this in, because we've talked about how gravity doesn't exist. Yes, so I saw something recently which I this will lead to something else too, but somebody was on there and they were talking about gravity and in the person's like so you think that Isaac Newton invented gravity? What? Yeah? She said, yeah, yeah, invented gravity. Well then, she's like, if it wasn't him, then who invented gravity?
Speaker 2:And so he's like so you think there was a time on earth that there wasn't gravity until somebody invented it? She's like, yeah, I don't know, she believes it's so many invented gravity.
Speaker 1:That's.
Speaker 2:And then I also saw something TikTok related, where somebody was somebody was doing videos explaining why the sun does not exist. It is not real.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, no sun Counterpoint. How would they make the song here comes the sign, do do do, if it wasn't fucking real?
Speaker 2:Well, because the artificial sun is coming too. But he was saying that the heat from the sun takes one million years to hit Earth. So how could that work? Which, first of all, no, it does not take one million. The heat from the sun comes with the light. It takes like well, you know, when the light hits, there's heat in that light.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it's fucking radiation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it doesn't take a million years for it to reach us.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:It takes like eight point some minutes for the light to get from the sun to the Earth.
Speaker 1:I think that's what it was supposed to be at like eight something minutes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, um, so that's wrong and he's like well, and how does it stay hot if it's going so many millions of miles? How does it go through the?
Speaker 1:freezing space. Wait till he finds out how hot the sun is. Oh yeah, he uh also wait till he finds out that when it gets dark outside because it's nighttime and the sun ain't there, Wait till he finds out it gets colder when the sun's not.
Speaker 2:And we're not still lit up. Yeah, when the sun goes down, it's dark and we're cooled off quite a bit.
Speaker 1:Unless you're Vegas and fucking 90% of the city's asphalt and it just keeps the fucking city heat. And it's still 100 degrees at three in the morning, Jesus Christ, I don't miss that Uh there's some other things.
Speaker 2:It actually.
Speaker 1:It actually was kind of convenient to work on cars super late at night.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It was never too cold to work on cars anywhere, like outside on the street doing mobile mechanics, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, even in the mornings in the winter, um, it wasn't too bad washing cars.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But um, yeah, uh, but I just thought that was interesting no sun. And then another thing I saw, because after I saw that I started looking into see if there was a lot like like flat earthers and there's not as many, uh, no sun people as there are flat earthers. There was somebody who and they show this video of how China had said um, launched a, an artificial sun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they've been working on it for a long time.
Speaker 2:They didn't launch an artificial sun. They launched a rocket, and somebody made it look like a sun instead of a rocket going up. Oh, they've actually been working on an artificial sun for a long time, but they've been working on, um, I mean they've actually, and they they have um pretty good uh with our collider. They had it up to, uh, the highest temperature for the longest period of any of them so far, and they did really well without one, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they've only gotten COVID to come out once.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I'm sure that them messing with the sun. I can't see that going wrong, oh, no, not at all. Um, I mean it could have gone wrong in Spider-Man, but I don't see it going wrong for China.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, they're not, doc Ock.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that'll be all right, I'm sure they don't have any little thing on the back that's taking over their head, taking over their brain.
Speaker 1:Little fucking matrix plugin, uh like share, subscribe, tell people we need to fucking remember to say that at the beginning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1:Which will put a sign up of the fucking TV.
Speaker 2:Before we can sign out, I do want to mention one fun fact that I saw. I saw a video about boxing and how the rules have changed a lot and how they used to be bare bare knuckle. And apparently that's better, because you're not hitting with full force, because you're going to break your hand on the person and you're going for more body shots than your head shots.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But apparently they had a New Orleans in April 6th 1893. There was a fight that went 111 rounds.
Speaker 1:I saw the stats on that. It was a while ago. It was a draw. It was a draw.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it ended up in a draw because both fighters refused to come out of the corner after 111 rounds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were too tired to fucking do it. And boxing for seven hours, yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy as fuck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just nuts, like when I was really, when I was really young, boxing was 15.
Speaker 1:I think there was pictures of both of them. Did you see the pictures of both? I didn't see the pictures.
Speaker 2:I just saw some thing about boxing on YouTube and how the fighting stance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the English fisticuffs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but back then it made more sense because you're protecting your body more than you are your head. Yeah, I was explaining it at all. It was kind of cool yeah.
Speaker 1:Do you remember which video? No who was it that was explaining it.
Speaker 2:It was a former boxer though, yeah, but I didn't recognize him.
Speaker 1:Because I have a friend in Vegas. It was actually a bartender who I think he still does YouTube videos on boxing.
Speaker 2:But he said I mean he referred to himself as having a boxing career and there was a championship belt hanging from his wall. Oh damn, I mean you can buy a championship belt for anything. I guess I thought about buying one of those cheap ones that I see on Facebook just to bring it on here and show on this and see the quality of it. Yeah, because there's only 20 bucks.
Speaker 1:That's not bad.
Speaker 2:And they're usually a lot more than that for the really good ones.
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Speaker 2:They're good.
Speaker 1:Ask Mike, and I'll stop crunching the mic now. Goodbye.