Some Offense Intended

#85 - Taxes, Tequila and definitely no plows in Reno

January 22, 2024 Jeremy Robinson & Mike MC Season 1 Episode 85
Some Offense Intended
#85 - Taxes, Tequila and definitely no plows in Reno
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When Mike and I lock horns, expect a rollercoaster of banter and insight, and that's exactly what you'll get as we tackle the perplexities of video podcasting logistics and the financial jigsaw puzzle it presents. Picture this: two buddies embroiled in a hearty pronunciation tiff over "Impala" while cruising from the high-octane world of car restorations to the eyebrow-raising lyrics of today's hit songs. Don't miss our play-by-play on Ben Shapiro's unforgettable encounter with "WAP" – it's the kind of colorful commentary that'll have you doubled over in laughter or shaking your head in agreement.

But our conversation isn't all chuckles and cheek. We sober up to navigate the choppy waters of Texas border politics, where the Texas National Guard's recent stance raises questions about jurisdictional boundaries and federal authority. And as if that wasn't spicy enough, we toss in our two cents on Sonic's latest culinary gamble and share our own wild kitchen experiments. It's a smorgasbord of contention and contemplation, where the zest of our discussion might just inspire you to reconsider your next meal choice – or your stance on state rights.

To cap it off, we weave through the winter wonderland of recent snowstorms, sharing tales of communal resilience and the comedic relief that only severe weather can provide. From there, it's a hop, skip, and a jump to the gridiron as we dissect football strategies and debate whether Firehouse Subs' chicken parm can stand up to their meatball sub. Our episode is a patchwork of personal anecdotes, dream analysis, and the kind of friendly disagreement that can only come from two people who know how to push each other's buttons – all while plotting to conquer the social media landscape. Strap in, and let's get this conversation started!

Speaker 1:

Welcome back to some offense intended. I am Jeremy Robinson, I am Mike Mick and we found out that maybe we're not going to do the video podcasting solution, like have somebody else do it, kind of thing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's, it's, it's pricey.

Speaker 1:

So there aren't many in Reno. There's one that's like it doesn't really offer much. They're like, well, what we really want, and it's fucking gets pretty pricey. It'll be like I don't know, like 125 an episode minimum and that's with absolutely fucking nothing, just like here, here's the audio and video files and do whatever you want with them, fuck off.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So then we would still need to do a video editing service or like a chop something, like to chop it up and do that and do this and do that. So 125. And then I think I got Adobe. One of the ones I was using has an AI add on, so that would be an extra 45 a month. So on 25, 250, 500, 600. Now we're at like six or $700 a month to just process everything like record and process it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then still like have to go through. I don't know, that's a lot. And then I found another one that's like. I don't know if it's cloud based kind of what we're doing or what the deal is, but what we want is going to be $4,500 to $6,000 a month on that site.

Speaker 2:

Spotify. We could use a studio, so give us one.

Speaker 1:

But they also like handle a lot of growth and I don't fucking know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So and that's today is the first time I've looked it up because I've had so much shit to do. Hopefully I can get most of the Mustang done tomorrow so I can stop fucking. That's taken up most of my time recently.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, a lot of time. Speaking of cars, you mentioned the Mustang. I keep meaning to mention this. There's a car in my parking lot, in my apartment, that I had not seen until recently and I absolutely love this car. It's a.

Speaker 1:

You better not say it's the fucking Maki Mustang, or I'm muting your mic for the rest of this show.

Speaker 2:

No, no, I hate that car, okay, no this is a throwback car and it's not a Ford, is a Chevy, but it's an Impala. It's like a 68 or 69 Impala SS.

Speaker 1:

You said Impala.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Impala, impala.

Speaker 2:

Impala, whichever way you want to say it. I've never heard it said Impala. Well, you just did today, so don't lie, you heard it.

Speaker 1:

Before. Yeah, I've never heard it called that before.

Speaker 2:

I have. I've heard it many times.

Speaker 1:

By yourself, by yourself.

Speaker 2:

I heard so many else say it and that's when I started saying it.

Speaker 1:

Impala. Is it because of the caramel thing? Yeah, god damn it, mike. All A's have to sound the same.

Speaker 2:

Okay, Adam West. Well, it's a beautiful car. We got this.

Speaker 1:

Yes, is it a? Is it a two door or four door?

Speaker 2:

It's a two door. Yeah, it's in great shape. Maybe use a paint job because I would want a different color, but oh God, I love that fucking car.

Speaker 1:

What color is it?

Speaker 2:

Like a fucking off red, kind of a gray. Oh, I want like a bright red. I want people to see me from a fucking mile away driving us in that thing.

Speaker 1:

Drive a fucking banana, then you know they're looking for drivers for the wiener mobile. You could apply for that.

Speaker 2:

Perfect.

Speaker 1:

People fucking see you coming from a mile away with that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, as long as it has a horn that plays their song Driving fucking wieners. I want to hear it play the Oscar Meyer song. No, it doesn't play the Oscar Meyer wiener song, then who the fuck would want to drive that? I don't fucking want it. But but speaking of songs, we talked about the song. Maybe it's cold outside.

Speaker 1:

A long time ago. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But it was brought to my attention that that's back on the fucking cancel list. It's on the cancel list? Yes, but when they first went to put it on the cancel list I find this interesting is that the number one song on the charts at the time was wet pussy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I brought up wet pussy lyrics, which, first of all, if you're looking for wet pussy lyrics, you have to type lyrics, because what's gonna come out is not gonna be, but like we know what Mike did all day? The opening line in the song is is whores in the house, horses in the house.

Speaker 1:

That's it. Oh, fucking God.

Speaker 2:

And then it goes. There's some whores in the house. You didn't say no.

Speaker 1:

Keep going.

Speaker 2:

I didn't say yes either.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I just went along.

Speaker 2:

I'm aware, all right. And then it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy. Yeah, yeah, bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy. Yeah, that's disgusting. And, but maybe it's cold outside, that's heavy.

Speaker 1:

You know it's better than the lyrics of the song. Um, what's that? What's that? Dude fucking?

Speaker 2:

Well, she is a role model to all the young girls growing up right now.

Speaker 1:

What is that guy's fucking name that argues with a bunch of college students nonstop? Ben Shapiro.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, but I've heard him talk about this. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:

Like how fucking did that is absolutely disgusting. That, like the mop and bucket comment is fucking horrible and honestly it's good for them to be wet because that's fucking biology. Uh well, like during certain functions, for them to be wet like if it's an all the time thing, that's probably concerning. But Ben Shapiro's fucking rant on that whole fucking song of like everybody was just clowning him nonstop about like I'm sorry your wife's so fucking dry because he's like that's a normal thing for it to be wet at all, and like this, like just going fucking weird about it.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, Well, mop and bucket is excessive. I think yeah that's, but I just I didn't see the comments, but I did see Ben Shapiro talking about that song and to me it was just.

Speaker 1:

It was just interesting to see him Talking about those lyrics but he kept saying and this was one of the funny parts wet ass P word. He wouldn't even say pussy, wet ass P word, what up? And then it was. He was super awkward the whole fucking time. It was very.

Speaker 2:

I know I watch some of his videos. I especially like his reactions to like tick-tock and stuff. Yeah, those are some funny shit.

Speaker 1:

Real quick because I want to shot. Mike brought over this, this cute little bottle huge bottle I had actually brought over to.

Speaker 2:

They're so heavy. I had to carry two of these things in.

Speaker 1:

Don Julio, if you, if you're watching on YouTube, you can see it next to the Dr Pepper bottle. That, uh, it's not even half the fight. Yeah, it's dinky.

Speaker 2:

It's huge, it's. I had to get a pallet Jack.

Speaker 1:

It's huge, huge, and put it on a pallet. I walked in and said it's huge. Well, cheers, cheers. That's who he is normally pretty good. That hit the same part that the apple cider vinegar did. Yeah, that, uh I.

Speaker 2:

Like Don Julio, I mean obviously it's not there. They're top of the line. What's not their bottom either?

Speaker 1:

There's a bottle in 1942 at Costco for $150. I Don't know how much it normally is, but that seems like a good deal.

Speaker 2:

When I had first gotten it, it was around a hundred and twenty eight hundred thirty, but it's been years since then. I used to go to Corey's fine wines and spirits and In Vegas and they would let you taste test some of the stuff, like when I bought a bottle of tequila that had came in a ceramic X and they let me take a taste of it.

Speaker 1:

Twitter had to kill a long time ago. I Do you want to do more about that? About the song, a person or I just thought it was interesting.

Speaker 2:

is that that baby it's cold outside is considered offensive?

Speaker 1:

Yeah but there's all these songs about like actual rape gang bang, just like Horrible fucking but she is.

Speaker 2:

She is a role model to all the young girls growing up yeah no, that's yep, and that's what's wrong with but a song that came out at the end of World War two.

Speaker 1:

Horrible horrible.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's cold outside, that's day rape.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I have a couple things. None of them are really like big big Texas National Guard soldiers are stopping Border Patrol agents from getting to the border and like it's either a several spots or like one spot, that's like a three mile gap, because I guess that's like one of the main Travel areas of like coming across illegally and border patrol isn't doing anything. So. So I originally saw that and I was like there's no way this is true and like this can be a dangerous fucking area If Texas National Guard, which is the military, is Stopping the border patrol, which is a federal agency, from doing their job. Yeah, I heard about the governor saying that we're gonna do that.

Speaker 1:

So I didn't. I didn't hear anything about it other than that like the article title and like there wasn't much about it at the time, so like that this could be really fucking bad.

Speaker 2:

Biden is upset.

Speaker 1:

Well, he's always upset or not thinking, or whatever. He's occupied by trying to remember where his ice cream is or what ice cream is. Yeah, I really like ice cream. I really like guys.

Speaker 2:

Just on a loop.

Speaker 1:

So what happened was the National Guard showed up because the border patrol wasn't doing anything, they were just letting people through. So National Guard shows up and they put up razor wire to keep the border patrol out and then like completely fucking cordoned off this two or three mile area In a park that's like the most popular fucking crossing and Are not detaining but like Preventing people from entering further. Yeah, like, if they want to, they can sleep there. So there's a shitload of people Like in a little corral area that I'm sure soon will be considered a cage that they're keeping them in oh, I'm sure, but currently it's.

Speaker 1:

There's this giant area you can't get further than this but you don't have to leave necessarily, so it's gonna just, if you do leave, you have to go back south, right, yeah, yep so I thought that was a really fucking weird thing that they're. I don't know the state and a federal agency should be that far apart on there's a lot of people that are in a federal agency should be that far apart on. There's something about on goals.

Speaker 2:

Biden wants to bring charges against the state of Texas or Something like that, about that whole thing.

Speaker 1:

That's so fucking stupid.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 1:

Well, if the country doesn't care, we'll get off of this real quick. But if the country doesn't care about its own fucking borders, what's wrong with the state caring about its own? Yeah, it matters when it comes to California and illegal guns, which is almost fucking everything. So borders matter then, but not what it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I get it. I know exactly what you're saying. Have you been to Sonic in a while.

Speaker 1:

The logo change. They're talking about no.

Speaker 2:

No, it's just Sonic in general they um. I've told you about. In the past I've had a peanut butter bacon milkshake from there and it was really good. It was so when I looked at the board and they had all these different ingredients you can get your milkshake. So I put those two together and I loved it. But now they have an advertisement. They are selling those milkshakes and they're advertising them on their commercial, but they've gone a step further and I don't know that my milkshake they should have, but no, they had.

Speaker 2:

They went a step further. See, I was gonna go step further with the milkshake and just put banana in it too. Yeah, peanut butter, banana and bacon, you know, but no, they. I'm a little iffy on this one. It's a peanut butter Bacon cheeseburger. Peanut butter bacon cheeseburger peanut butter on bacon cheeseburger.

Speaker 1:

So I put peanut butter on a lot of weird sandwiches, like a regular ham and cheese sandwich, but with peanut butter instead of mayonnaise. I've also done a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with ham on it. I have a Lot of weird, like almost every sandwich I've had. I'm like I wonder what it tastes like with peanut butter or Jelly and in some sort of combo.

Speaker 2:

I've never done that.

Speaker 1:

But it's normally pretty good. But I don't know how peanut butter and a hamburger would.

Speaker 2:

I've never combined those two for one thing, you know peanut butter. A hamburger is hot and it's a bit greasy, so you put the peanut butter on there and it's gonna start melting and dripping weird.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, peanut butter sauce yes.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, I didn't order Thai food. I want a fucking hamburger, yeah, so I'm a little iffy on that one for anybody that didn't understand that Thai food has peanut sauce yes, it's pretty good too. It can be yeah, can be bad. Yeah, all any kind of food can be good or bad.

Speaker 1:

So I also brought. I found him at the store fudge stripes, pumpkin spice, so obviously had to fucking get him. Yes, and probably I'll send him home with Mike because there's a lot of fucking sugar in him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I assume there was a lot of sugar in there, but there's nine grams for two cookies but there was no Mail today because today is a holiday, so no University yums.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, happy MLK day, or late by the time you hear this.

Speaker 2:

No clothing package. That's unfortunate just a bad day all around.

Speaker 1:

They're okay. That was definitely expecting more from Kepler. Like it's good, but it's not. It's not like fucking outstanding good, like the, the double stuff, el fudge cookies.

Speaker 2:

I like it a lot.

Speaker 1:

Well, there years the double stuff, double stuff, el fudge cookies. I'll eat the whole thing with milk in in a row, like they're just gone. I Would prefer those way more than these. Or definitely like the better the regular fudge stripe, better I.

Speaker 2:

Do you like the regular fudge stripe a lot.

Speaker 1:

I just think it has more flavor than this. Like on their quest to combine these flavors, they just forgot to turn the volume up.

Speaker 2:

I Like, I like it a lot and I say thank you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So next week we should definitely have universal yums, unless I do something like forget the box at home, but it should definitely be delivered and it is from Poland. So I saw something interesting today. First I saw it was yesterday this guy had been pulled over. He's in the back of a police car, handcuffed, and they say to him do you have any weapons on you? And he says yeah, am I right in my left hand?

Speaker 1:

Regular Don Knuts.

Speaker 2:

Well, but the police officer was like this is serious. Do you have anything that can stick me, poke me, needles, knives, anything like that? He's like my hands are handcuffed, I can't check. And the police officer keeps going on and talking to him. He's like do you have any drugs on you or in your vehicle? He's like I'm not sure, I don't think so.

Speaker 1:

I think maybe he did them. He said, let's do them.

Speaker 2:

So this is serious. If you say you don't have any and we find some, there's going to be trouble. And he looks at this officer and says oh no, am I going to go to jail? You're the cop. You can hear him just. Oh, jesus Christ, like I'm done with this guy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's like. Well, I mean, at that point he's like I guess he has a point Like he's already fucking going to jail, but at that point then it's going to. I think it's like assault, assaulting an officer or fucking, depending on what it is Like if it's a fucking needle that has AIDS on it and it's attempted murder or some shit, I'm sure.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it's like a bag of weed in his car. It's not.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, and I mean still the whole. What is it?

Speaker 2:

The the fourth amendment your right to are you talking about freedom, I mean right to remain silent.

Speaker 1:

No, that's the fifth.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was going to say I was going to say no.

Speaker 1:

The right against search and seizure. I think that's the fourth.

Speaker 2:

And then there's it gets kind of iffy when you have the whole, you know, probable cause. So they have him in a in a in the police car with his hands behind his back. So they suspect him of something and he's already said maybe the other guy already did the drugs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, At that point it's kind of gray towards the cops or or or definitely like oh okay, well, yeah, there's definitely something.

Speaker 2:

But then today I saw one where this guy apparently he was causing accidents on purpose he's driving down the road, he's knocking people off the road. They eventually the police get up behind him and they flip him around, they pull them out and this guy you got to see him getting out of the car he's like what, what do I do? They get about the handcuff him, they I don't know what they were doing with ever saying take your shoes off. They haven't taken his shoes off before he got in the squad car. I've never seen that before. What? I've never seen that. But he's in the back and he's in there and you see it.

Speaker 1:

Maybe they were rare Jordans and they wanted to stop by their friend's house and drop them off, or something.

Speaker 2:

And when I stopped by and she was like, yeah, they could aftermarket them, but not then at one point believe the guy we just pulled over.

Speaker 1:

We'll believe the three thousand dollars coming your way right now.

Speaker 2:

But the guys in the back and you can hear the camera. It has a camera or a microphone too, and at one point it's like you can hear him crying, and you could hear him crying a little bit. Then he straightens up, he takes his handcuffs out from under his legs, climbs through, gets up to the front seat somehow.

Speaker 1:

There's no cage.

Speaker 2:

I don't know there had to be a cage or something, but he got through somehow. You can't. I don't know how we did it, but he stole the police car. He's driving down being chased, the lights are on, he's going and I remember hearing the person because somebody's narrating and going yeah, he just ran a red light. I'm like, yeah, he had the fucking lights going. He's no police car. If you're in a police car with the lights going, he's running code, it's okay. You run the red lights?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because it's the only time we're going to be able to get away with it. Yeah, so if you're a cop anytime, you can get away with it, because they're fucking better than you. And you know, and they know it, and they know it.

Speaker 2:

Yes, but so he's driving. They throw out. They used to call them spike strips, but now they call them stop stakes.

Speaker 1:

They call them stop what Stakes Stake.

Speaker 2:

Stakes, you know like stakes, like tent stakes. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Good, but they're like fucking this big yeah.

Speaker 2:

But they used to be called stop sticks or maybe they're called I mean, they used to be called, you know, because they're fucking spike strips, that's what they are. But the person kept calling them stop sticks or stop stakes or something I don't know, but he avoided the first.

Speaker 1:

God, I hate that guy who who called another guy that stole the cop car.

Speaker 2:

No, the person was telling the story of it.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So he avoided.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to say maybe he should get arrested. He avoided two of them.

Speaker 2:

And then the third one hit him and he just went straight into a semi, like the semi was on the side of the road and he just slammed right into it. Car went into flames. Wow, and I thought it was interesting is that there's all these police up close to it with all of their bodycams on and the one police officer at this point that they use a video for is running from a fucking block away. You can't see shit. I'm like what are you doing? What about all these other five police are standing right there.

Speaker 1:

You want to know why they didn't show those. This is conspiracy, Jeremy. You want to know why they didn't show those? Because they just stood there and watched the kid fucking burn because he stole a cop car.

Speaker 2:

Well that's probably why they did pull him out of the car and they did take him to the hospital and he did die, yeah probably because they waited and they were fucking like, should we like they all had their shit covered or off, like they like?

Speaker 1:

like they love to fucking do?

Speaker 2:

Well, they probably one of them probably pulled out a bag of marshmallows and they probably roasted them and made some s'mores while he was in there toasting.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think that's why is they had? They either had a conversation about maybe we should, maybe we shouldn't, or they all just like kind of all agreed unanimously of like they all ran up and like, okay, we'll just kick it for a second.

Speaker 2:

Well, they said to the one who got his car stolen, they're like well, it's your car. What do we do? Do we save it?

Speaker 1:

I'm kidding, I would have believed, that's what would fucking take place. Yeah, I just Holy shit, yeah, yeah, I can see it, so it's fucking awful. I watched the Long Island audit and those are all either very short and very good or they're really long. And you thought what? As a police officer?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And he was, I don't remember fucking where, I think LA somewhere. But he was in a library and like five cops show up to kick him out and they're like well, and the one of the cops like acting like a little kid.

Speaker 2:

He was recording in the yeah.

Speaker 1:

Long Island audit records everything.

Speaker 2:

And then you can't do that in here. You said yes, I can.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it's like the two part video, the two part on YouTube shorts or. I'd seen some of the guys was the one of the police and then the sergeant because they he asked for a sergeant and they're like no, he's a pretty sure. According to your policy, if I request a sergeant, you have to request one, Like you have to notify them. And they're like. Maybe he's like what do you mean? Maybe like I want a sergeant.

Speaker 1:

No, bring me a sergeant, okay, in a little, and like they just keep keep doing this and that and this and that, and then like the sergeant finally came and he goes and like talks to library people and comes back with a piece of printer paper that assumingly has the library policy on recording and he's like, he's like sir, like I'm trying to talk to you, I try to talk to the sergeant, he goes hold on. I'm reviewing their law. He goes hold on. No, that's a policy, that is the library's policy and it does not trump the law and it does not trump the constitution. So you can stop reading that right now. No, no, I have to verify what they said. So and it like it was just all kinds of awful and like he had to like under under threat of arrest, show his ID, which he almost died. That's the first time I've seen him fucking shows.

Speaker 2:

I've never seen shows ID under threat of arrest.

Speaker 1:

He showed his ID and then a threat of arrest. He was going to leave. And then they started like grabbing his arm and he goes don't touch me, he goes. I was already going to leave because you asked me to leave under threat of arrest. You said I was going to be arrested if I didn't leave. I turned around to leave and said, okay, I will leave under threat of arrest. And you grab me, touch me one more time and like they started touching me again like grabbing his arms, he goes. Okay, now there's going to be like so obviously he filed a lawsuit against the city, filed a complaint against every fucking one of them, and he's going to win. Because what the fuck? Oh yeah, how are people this fucking stupid Could have been easily taken care of Well the box.

Speaker 1:

the back of the cereal box says that you had to complete the maze before you opened the back. I'm going to have to arrest you because you didn't Like that's not a fuck. It says just because it's written down somewhere doesn't make it fucking anything bro.

Speaker 2:

I can write down a lot of things.

Speaker 1:

Fuck, that's fucking dumb.

Speaker 2:

Absolutely.

Speaker 1:

But speaking of dumb, yeah, I have another one of those too.

Speaker 2:

So I went to Walmart Sunday morning after work and it was windy.

Speaker 1:

I don't know why are they bringing back 24 hour Walmart? I'm tired of dealing with fucking the people at Walmart.

Speaker 2:

I know Sorry, go ahead, but, as you know, it was windy.

Speaker 1:

Sunday morning Extremely. There was high wind warnings for hours.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Well, I was at Walmart and right out in front on the sidewalk most of the ice and stuff was gone. There was like a pile of snow, this little pile of snow with a little bit of ice in it. I mean very avoidable.

Speaker 1:

Did you go, step on it and try to collect?

Speaker 2:

I should have, but no, the employees walked over to it and they're just talking. The wind is blowing and this guy's taking this. He's not taking a shovel and just because, like I said, it's a pile of snow. Yeah, he could have just scooped it and threw it off to the side over, where it wouldn't have been in the walkway, but no, this guy has some melt ice, some kind of salt, and he's sitting there talking to the other guy, not paying attention, sprinkling it down, and you can see this shit blowing away, so he's just sitting here sprinkling it from like two feet above it.

Speaker 1:

He's at least waist and he's just sprinkling and it's just blowing like eight feet that way, because it's fucking Jesus Christ. And I watched this. I'm like are you serious? That's amazing.

Speaker 2:

Just pay attention.

Speaker 1:

You should have recorded it.

Speaker 2:

I know, but I was not. I was in my car facing the other way.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's Reno, so you can just stop and get out to record stuff.

Speaker 2:

But I was also disappointed because I kind of wanted a donut in the morning and Dunkin' Donuts in Walmart was not open.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

I know, I know what, even like it wasn't, even like there was somebody in there with the lights on, they were about to start opening, they were closed.

Speaker 1:

That's weird.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And Walmart, don't us, just won't cut it.

Speaker 2:

No, I Almost went across after I was on my way out to my car and I was gonna go to the, to the place across the parking lot what don't place? It's not Really name that's coming to mind. I know is wrong, so I don't want to say it friendlies there's doboy Doboy okay. They have a really big glaze donut, so I'm gonna go get that. But then after I got all my groceries on my car, I was like fuck, I don't really want to go over there, I strobe home.

Speaker 1:

You just lost the sale, duncan oh, they got to close that store now down forever now. I gotta close it. They pissed Mike off.

Speaker 2:

Did you ever hear a surfing chicken?

Speaker 1:

I think so they're opening them up.

Speaker 2:

They were doing it all over town and all of these different Walmart's and it seemed like they were never Open. It's like it was forever thing to the rest of it sounded familiar.

Speaker 1:

I've walked in and seen it several times and it was never open.

Speaker 2:

So I was at the Walmart on pyramid. I'm like I'm gonna try that shit and I tried it. It was good and now it's gone. It's already gone.

Speaker 1:

Holy shit, is that how long, it's been said, been in that Walmart? Jesus Christ, I'm succeeding in fucking boycott in Walmart Good job.

Speaker 2:

Thanks, are they noticing? I don't know Cuz I don't know that you went there all that much off that often before, so it might not be a big hit to well, when I did, it was to make them Less than appreciate the fact that they had self-checkouts.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I hate that.

Speaker 2:

I hate when they have self-checkout next to a sign talking about how they're Employing so many people and keeping America employed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but see, I I would also do like they would have a case of something and let's go with. This was more than seven years ago, so that it's a statute limitations thing, because I used definitely have done this over seven years ago, allegedly. You get a case of something that's on the shelf in the back, because sometimes they don't want to unpack everything immediately and you bring it up to the register and you scan one of the items in the case yeah, that says it is Correctly so, whatever is in the case. Yeah, so I have one thing in the cart and there is one thing on the receipt. Yep, that is one that is one.

Speaker 1:

I was never trained. I.

Speaker 2:

Was never trained.

Speaker 1:

I was never trained as a cashier and never gave me ever. I didn't know they didn't give me employee. I scanned one. There was one. My math stopped right there and after doing that a couple times they figured out that they should probably Uncase everything.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, when I go in and I buy a six pack of Dr Pepper, um, I bring up one six pack of Dr Pepper.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm not gonna ring up each individual bottle.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, see, it's basically that.

Speaker 2:

I wanted to see how much beyond the first two shots was in here, and it's a little under half. So it's a little under two and a half shots in the bottle.

Speaker 1:

I mean, if we poured ours to the brim, maybe it was just two shots. Yeah two shots of brim pours.

Speaker 2:

I actually filled mine pretty high. I Like tequila, so I did see something interesting, though I did see a tequila that was tequila um jalapeno.

Speaker 1:

Uh, I've had it fucking like a jalapeno something beer. I've never fucking hated people more in my life.

Speaker 2:

I would hate that too, but no, that's a lie, I definitely have but. But then I saw something. I Don't know what was in it, I just know that had two flavors on the bottle and the bottle was cool. Look at it, it looked like a artillery shell, that's cool.

Speaker 2:

And I mean it had the nice brass color and everything, but it was. Here comes peanut butter again. Peanut butter, jalapeno what the fuck, I don't know. That sounds awful. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna have to take some jalapenos, cut the top off, get the seeds out, stuff it with peanut butter wrap it in bacon wrap it in bacon, put a little batter on there, fry it up and sell it. I.

Speaker 1:

Would try that, Just because the peanut butter and the bacon might overpower the jalapeno. But I would try.

Speaker 2:

I'm not a fan of spicy, but if I can make a profit off it, I'll fucking throw me the fryer's. I'll even air fry them if people don't want the oil.

Speaker 1:

I might try that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm a. I'm a culinary genius.

Speaker 1:

There's something else I was gonna bring up. Because of that, my mind isn't working at all. I've been up for too long. Today there are two things that I saw that are One's weird and I don't know how I feel about it, and one is just obviously it's California, so we'll go with the, the, not California. First Japanese scientists developed MRI machines that record your dreams and can reconstruct them when you wake up, so that you can watch your dreams.

Speaker 2:

Wow. Yeah that could be dangerous.

Speaker 1:

Definitely that it could be fucking weird.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, do you want other people?

Speaker 1:

watching these things. Well, that's, that's the thing of like, then it's gonna get in. So there's already the issue of I'm sure a lot of guys know this that girls, women late, whoever you want to fucking call them, freak the fuck out. Over last night in my dream you decided to cheat on me and now I'm fucking mad at you. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry that you imagined I fucking did something imaginary in your imaginary world, when life isn't going on. Tell me more about how fucking dumb this is.

Speaker 2:

I was such an asshole I yeah, bang that chicken your dream. Yeah, so.

Speaker 1:

That was she hot. Just imagine that much hatred, but aimed at you, for something that happens in your dreams. Yeah, that you I Still don't think can control, like in certain dreams you can control, because they're lucid dreams, that's why it's called lucid. But as far as most dreams go, I don't think you can really like hold the reins.

Speaker 2:

See, I had a dream recently where I was in my place looking for one of my guns and I was not able to find it. And at one point during the dream I was like this is a dream, it should just appear, my guns should be there, it should not be looking which I, which I found one of them eventually was my shotgun, but okay, but I couldn't hit a target to save my life, which in this dream it was literally going to save my life.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so that I can't even imagine how bad that would go like relationship-wise with how insecure people are nowadays of because it's social media's fault Of they built society this new way that everybody's just massively insecure and like. It's not okay and you can't this and you have to this and you can't that. Yeah, like, and it's just fucking awful.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you can do a sit in your room and look at the wall.

Speaker 1:

No, because that's why do you want the wall more than me? Do you look at the wall three minutes more than you look to me today?

Speaker 2:

You think the wall is more attractive than me? I'm gonna keep my mouth shut if there's a you know poster on there or something, yeah, but um, yeah, it's some stupid shit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's definitely not, uh.

Speaker 2:

But, um, I saw something else recently. Um, coleon Noir, I've mentioned him to you before.

Speaker 2:

He's uh, he's a very pro 2a supporter he has videos and he he was supposed to have a debate with somebody who's very opposed to 2a and um. Apparently, when he found out that Coleon Noir was gonna be the person he was gonna be debating, he backed out. How did he not know? I don't know if we're trying to find. They had him set up then. They were trying to find somebody to debate and they're like would you do it? And he said absolutely. And then the other guy comes back with nope, I can't make it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I understand.

Speaker 2:

And it happens to. Coleon a lot because he's he's quite intelligent, he's an attorney, he he worked for the nra, he's been doing videos for uh 2a for years and All guys say is either side, you're on and just know, just Know what you're talking about. Yeah, educate, don't just go out and be like, oh, you know what this person said. This, that must be true.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's 45 clip of zines per per second round. And you can't the bowler button and it's an assault.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly, there's somebody out there who heard what that just said and it's like that made total sense to me, california.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what's that? So, speaking of California, so we've talked about uh shoai otani before.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he's a showy otano. It's definitely otani otani, yeah, otani is shoal.

Speaker 1:

Sure, I don't think that's right.

Speaker 2:

It's popular.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that one, the baseball player for the angels now used to be used to be used to be brought in for the Dodgers.

Speaker 1:

So he's a stud. California's trying to change their tax laws. Because of him, you believe it? Wow, because of the deferred payments Because he has. He has a 700 million dollar contract but he only gets like 28 million of that, or 20 million of that, over the next 10 years. So for easy math we'll do 20 million. Yeah, so 2 million a year for the next 10 years, and then say his contract Terminates with playing with the Dodgers and he he moves back to that. Whatever fucking state Japan. So the order goes back to japan. Yeah, so the Dodgers owe him Another 680 million dollars, paid across the next 10 years after that. But because he is outside of california, he would not have to pay income tax On that income.

Speaker 2:

Well, he has a state of california, he has a made yet, so he shouldn't have to right, you shouldn't be able to tax somebody On future income right, but well, one, that's what polosi and the other fucking coin purse wanted to fucking do.

Speaker 1:

That's trying to run the treasury. That's what they wanted to do, of like, say, you have an nft or a fucking painting or anything of like, you buy it, like something that you buy at a Uh, garage sale. Yeah, they're like five dollars, and then you find out it's worth like five million dollars, and then, as soon as you find out about it, they want to tax it as the fucking taxable event I like. So you know, no, fuck that.

Speaker 1:

I already paid taxes on that called income tax for federal. I know I agree, so what?

Speaker 2:

they want.

Speaker 1:

I'd rather be the $5 in the five million what they wanted to do was, now that it's worth more, you pay Tax on that, the gain. So you would pay tax on four million nine hundred nine hundred nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine. And then, if the next day it went to zero, well, tough shit.

Speaker 2:

Well, what about? Um? My box is a Pokemon cards. They've gone up in value. Does I mean I have taxes on them?

Speaker 1:

if you sell them, but like under what they're trying to say. I keep fucking hit the mic what they're trying to say. Yes, they're trying to do like in any kind of gain tax of like a yearly what's your worth of. You have to report everything in your fucking house Tax I am.

Speaker 2:

They used to do something like that. They used to actually send text guy by to look through your house and see what you owned as Compared to this year's compared to last year. But um, it's gonna make me say it. I haven't said it as often as I used to when we first started the podcast, but I'm gonna have to say it.

Speaker 1:

They can eat a dick.

Speaker 2:

Yes, eat a dick, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, looks like you have three more foam pads than last year. Another fucking 30 cents, pay up, fuck you. Yeah, so surprisingly, that's not the way that they're trying to change the tax law. They're trying to make existence pain, like my shirt says yeah, that's not the way that they're trying to change the tax law, though, which surprised me, they're trying to put a cap on deferred payments, because that's that's the legal way. They won't quote that they can fucking do.

Speaker 2:

Well, they do that. His contract is already done. They can't really make him have to restructure his contract.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and Whether they can put a cap on deferred payments or not Still has nothing to do with him fucking moving at the end of the first 10 years. Yeah, so it's still gonna. I don't. It's fucking mind-boggling.

Speaker 2:

There's a reason for California one time there was quite a few major league baseball players living in Vegas.

Speaker 1:

And then just commuting, fucking everywhere.

Speaker 2:

Well, yeah, I mean they just go to whatever the city they play for, one played for that's a.

Speaker 1:

That's a weird thing though, of like if you soup even if you super commute. So I say you live in Vegas and you fly to LA every day for work.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I.

Speaker 1:

Don't know that you can completely get out of paying California Texas I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I just know that, like at one point, like Greg Maddox was living there, there was a couple others I can't think of right off hand, but Frank Thomas lived there.

Speaker 1:

Definitely don't know that one.

Speaker 2:

I know he was he does a lot of commercials for Testosterone supplement now, but uh, his nickname was the big hurt. He was a great player. He was a longtime White Sox player, but uh, White Sox player but yeah, he, he lived there.

Speaker 2:

Greg Maddox is a multi-time Cy Young award winner. I know there was others, I just can't remember which ones. But there was also some basketball, like NBA players, just in general pro athlete lived in Vegas at one point. I'm sure they still do. One of them used to go to a restaurant, played for the New York Knicks. He used to drive it, driving in his uh, you know it was him because you didn't see a lot of roles or phantom roles Royce is driving around. Oh, you definitely don't and especially that one oh.

Speaker 1:

That's. I was just texting Garrett. Because he just texted me, it was like I found out why this is the other thing we're talking about the stupid Found out why Trump wasn't on the ballot. So in Nevada we have what's called a primary, a presidential preference primary, yeah, and Four well, that's a semi-new thing yeah. So by law they're required to have a primary. So they have a ballot that says hey For the Republican Party. Like if you're, if you're registered as a Republican, you get the Republican ballot. If you register as a Democrat, you get the Democrat ballot. You can't vote on the other one. So, like I'm registered as a Republican Fucken, sue me, I don't give a fuck. I got the Republican ballot and Nikki Haley is on it and I didn't recognize any other fucking names. Mm-hmm at all. Like maybe the Kennedy guy that sounds like the the weird. Like Instagram voice filter guy. Like I'm sure he's had throat cancer eight times from how he sounds.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know you're talking about but Trump, ramaswamy and DeSantis are not on the ballot. So like I was kind of curious about it, sent the picture to several people and was like Pretty fucking weird. Like he's not about, like it's the official mail-in ballot yeah, for the primary. And I just read it before. We started recording that they have a primary and now they're doing a caucus also.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like I said, and they weren't interested in being the primary, they're interested in the caucus, but it didn't make sense to me. Yeah, I heard about it for a few weeks leading up to this.

Speaker 1:

So the primary is is paid for by the state, the caucus is paid for by the party. So the caucus is paid for by the Republican Party and the primary is paid for by the state, which I don't get why the fuck it makes a difference and why there should be allowed to be too. So Next question which we didn't find the answer to when we were reading about it say, trump wins the caucus and Nikki Haley wins the primary.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, now what?

Speaker 1:

happens. Did they fight to the death? We get to delegates? Yeah, I Think. I think it goes to the caucus. Yeah, well, it's. But if that's the case, why even hold the primary? But is required by law. So does it matter? If it's that, I know a lot of people that that picked none of these candidates because Trump wasn't on it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I.

Speaker 1:

Might not even I Might just do none of these candidates, just to be an extra one of those.

Speaker 2:

I Might just not do anything.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but that's so and it's two days after. That's the other confusing part for me. Like the prep, the primary is February 6th yeah, I've been, and the caucus is February 8th. So after it's already been long time after it's already been like oh okay, here we go, like already done, can you vote in both to like? You vote in the primary and the caucus.

Speaker 2:

I think so.

Speaker 1:

So what.

Speaker 2:

What would stop you from doing the caucus after you already sent in your mail-in ballot? It's two days after.

Speaker 1:

What would stop you from doing the caucus after you went in person to fucking vote To do?

Speaker 2:

they do it.

Speaker 1:

They do an in-person one for the primary right.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, you know, or Just doesn't.

Speaker 1:

I don't understand why do, but you're confusing everybody.

Speaker 2:

People are just mad that Trump's not on it, or like a lot of people like most people think it's something to do with With what's going on in Maine and Colorado, and it's not yeah, so, and that that's why we looked it up, so that we could talk about it.

Speaker 1:

But not just that. There's a lot of people that are like, okay, well, guess Trump's not running anymore. Nikki Haley, because that's the only name they recognize. She's never lost an election. Yeah, because how much corruption money is behind her. Don't fucking Clinton me bro but um yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I do want to mention that what you mentioned earlier would be quite the frivolous lawsuit, because you said I'm a Republican, sue me. I can't even, I don't even know I'd find an attorney to do that for me.

Speaker 1:

Exactly so. It's just how fucking, oh my god. He said he's fucking, he likes stuff, and then everybody online gets mad. Yeah, fucking bite me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, don't bite him. If you see him in public, it don't go up and bite him, just I mean, if they're okay with getting hit afterwards maybe. I just wanted to give a little because you will get.

Speaker 1:

He might put his white behind it if you come up to me in public and bite me, this is a verbally accepted contract that you're accepting. If you bite me in public, you accept that you will get hit Probably hard. I mean, it depends on that, depends on the person's Receptors.

Speaker 2:

I Think a five-year-old comes up and hit and bites me. I'm gonna.

Speaker 1:

You might like thumb them on the head. I'm not gonna drop, kick him.

Speaker 2:

Hey maker, he wasn't coming, I was. Mom comes over to complain, I'll give her one too.

Speaker 1:

Jesus Christ. Speaking of shirts, you talking about yours. So this one's the one that might got me for Christmas, because the original episode that I wore it on was one of the no audio episodes. Yeah, so If you're looking at on YouTube, I think it actually mirrors the video, so it actually can read correctly. Yeah, so go ahead, go ahead and read that real quick. You Gotta like, like this way and then that way, kind of thing. I.

Speaker 2:

Thought it was unique, so I wanted to get it.

Speaker 1:

If you're a little bit longer, all right. So it says you look and then flip your head the other way. Really weird. Flip your head the other way doing that, flip your head the other way With your, flip your head the other way head. So you have to like back and forth, looking bobbly.

Speaker 2:

I love you big and I just I could imagine somebody at work doing that and you go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. Yeah no, I like it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, mine, of course, is Rick and Morty. Existence is pain, mr Me six me six, me, six, me six in power yeah.

Speaker 1:

Existence is pain, jerry fucking $4,500 a month bro.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so many things we could get for $4,500 a month.

Speaker 1:

I could rent two more fucking houses, I Would rather. I would rather rent an entire another fucking house for for whoever is going to Do all of the recording and editing and everything that I can pay their fucking rent for them. Yeah, I would rather do that than pay for that fucking service. Yeah, I'll provide somewhere a free place to fucking live Like they handle utilities, but I'll pay for your fucking roof If you do that if I better promote this shit out of us?

Speaker 1:

if, yeah, if I wanted to do 2,500 a month or two grand a month, but I don't even want to do that. I Was thinking it was gonna be like, I think one or two hundred an episode is what I was thinking.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like 200, I think it's still kind of, because that's 800 a month.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So like, even if we moved all this stuff out of this room, josh moved in, it would still be paying Monthly from like what Josh would be paying. Yeah to the 800. I would still be fucking. We would still be out of pocketing for the podcast.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and until we actually until we actually get monetized and yeah stuff rolling in, we can't really be shoving a bunch of money out excuse me.

Speaker 1:

So it might be that the option of like getting the cubicle divider things, yeah, for downstairs that's probably the best option.

Speaker 2:

Yeah the shed seems like a lot of work. It'd be cool, but it'd be a lot of work.

Speaker 1:

I also think it's a lot smaller than it looked. That I looked in my head.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So one of those spaces that they were renting, though that seemed really big.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh, so there was this one and that was the one that was like 600 for the three camera angles and 75 minutes, but that was per episode, yeah, and it came with like the video editing a little bit. I think they weren't specific on it and I don't understand, because I don't get why it's so difficult to find what I want, which means that I should open a business to do what I want, but that means that I should get into the video editing side and do all that to learn it all, to be able to teach it all, to be able to start it all, to be able to ramp it all, which I feel like would be a long process.

Speaker 2:

It would be.

Speaker 1:

But very profitable. Could be a big payoff Very profitable process, yeah, and I already have several people that would be, I think, interested and really good at it, but they just don't have the opportunity.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I don't know, that might be like a year or two from now thing. That would be like the fourth or fifth venture of stuff. So we'll see. Maybe I definitely lost where I was fucking going with that, I don't know. I was following along and then you took a right yeah At the beginning. What was the beginning of that fucking rant?

Speaker 2:

We were talking about the video and editing.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

After that I mentioned about the space, how big the space was.

Speaker 1:

That's what it was yeah, so this space has like two separate studios. Studio A was like two or 3000 square feet with like buildable sets. You contact them to like hey, I want this and they'll build it for you to record there.

Speaker 2:

I got it. I did like the idea of a news desk.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then studio B is like a 2000 square foot was like an eight person max news desk with a digital screen on the front, so you can have like whatever like logo or like story running across that are like hey, we talk about a video, bam right on the desk.

Speaker 2:

The guy climbing through the thing on the police car could be right there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean like we could do that, but it'd be really hard, and then it's right in the middle of us, but we don't want to be weatherman.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cold front moving in. We got a snow hurricane coming in through a snorkeling. Yeah, snorkeling.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, yeah that's. I'm still fucking just blown away by the fucking prices.

Speaker 2:

Oh, um. But speaking of snow and I was watching something recently about the snow and the snow plows in the general area, and one of the things about these snow plows is that they don't have blades Well, they do have blades, but these blades are supposed to go directly above the pavement so they're not destroying the asphalt and that's why they just knock all this snow off the ice and just uncover the ice.

Speaker 1:

And they didn't know that.

Speaker 2:

No, they knew that, they said it.

Speaker 1:

Well, they didn't know that because they plowed 2,300. So this me and Mike were talking about this a while ago, a couple of days ago. One of my favorite things to do this past like week and a half has been to read comments on the news articles that people are putting out, because of how much people are bitching about how bad the roads were with this snow storm so bad.

Speaker 1:

And the news articles were putting out shit about the plows and the plow companies and this and this and this and this and this and like how much it has been done and the priorities and this. One of my favorite things to do is read the comments on those Facebook posts because they were like oh, like, oh, they plowed 2,300 miles and they're fucking, they are so good at their jobs. And somebody's like what city is this? Cause it's definitely not fucking Reno. And then, like they're talking about the priorities, they're like all priority one and two streets are done and I guess fucking 395 and the 80 aren't priority one or two, because like they didn't fucking do anything with those Thursday it was horrible.

Speaker 1:

And it's like they they didn't lay down any salt, like we already talked about that. Like they didn't lay down any salt sand, brine, the plum juice, like any of the fucking stuff they do. They did fucking nothing. And the next day.

Speaker 2:

It was a solid fucking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then there was a bunch of little old ladies like you can just hear the voices Little old ladies like fucking, like trying to cross the street and a plow.

Speaker 2:

Appreciate you.

Speaker 1:

And then they came and like just perfectly saved the day and made it a fucking dry patch for her to walk across. You guys are, you're just the nicest boy, so good. They work so hard, they work so hard, they work so hard. Oh my God.

Speaker 2:

They work so hard.

Speaker 1:

I can't wait to give you a leftover casserole.

Speaker 2:

Let me just get it right now. Follow me a trail to my casserole.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then. So there was those which I feel like a lot of them were bot answers, and then you could tell who the real people were, or the drove that day. Because, fuck, and I also understand that somebody brought this up and they're like, I think people think that plows are like some kind of magical and they don't realize that the blade can't really go through ice and it only can do and it's barely held onto the road by the weight of the plow itself and so you can't. And then because and like some, like a lot there was a little bit of truth to it.

Speaker 2:

But you know how much of a plow weighs. We're going to talk about the weight of the plow. Those things are not.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but with how packed the ice was, because they didn't fucking plow either immediately during. They didn't prepare for it. Like literally nothing. Like if you start like go plow a skating rink till there's no ice left with a plow, it's going to take a while because you can't dig into the ice.

Speaker 2:

But it'll happen.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, eventually.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then the issue was that they were trying to say very poorly in that comment of yeah, like okay, great, this just boils down to fucking planning.

Speaker 2:

See, that's what I said before. I said there should be a contingency plan for this type of thing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they may not expect this kind of event but there is it happens? They just lost that binder.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Well find it.

Speaker 1:

It was under ice, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I'll be under their. But I said we're drinking while they're watching the snow. I don't even know if they still make but ice, to be honest.

Speaker 1:

I think they do, and it wasn't good.

Speaker 2:

It just the ice beers just had a higher alcohol content.

Speaker 1:

That's why people liked them.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I've said this before I lived in Nebraska for a long time and I did for, I think, two years. We had blizzards and the plows would be out 24 hours I go to Dairy Queen. I love blizzards at Dairy Queen. I was just thinking about that recently and I just think it sucks that the only only Dairy Queen is nowhere near me. It's in sparks. Have to drive all the way to the sparks.

Speaker 2:

That's the only Dairy Queen. It's the only Dairy Queen. There's none in Reno, holy shit. So if I want a blizzard I have to go all the way over there. There's a couple times where I thought, after the podcast, I'll stop over there and get me the pumpkin one, but I never did. Now, you know, for I have to wait another year.

Speaker 1:

A KFC has a pumpkin shake. I just saw their sign that's still up, says pumpkin pumpkin shake available None of the KFCs I went to had that sign.

Speaker 2:

I just went to KFC last week. No AW, sorry.

Speaker 1:

All right, cause I'm used to the AWKFC combos in Vegas, so it's definitely the AW by Smiths.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to like to get the cheese curds there Says pumpkin shake is back.

Speaker 1:

I got their cheese curds once to see how sad they were. They were better than I thought they would be, but they're not Culver's.

Speaker 2:

No, no, but nobody's Culver's. Culver's, culver's come to Reno and sparks.

Speaker 1:

You said nobody's Culver's, culver's is Culver's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, none of these people are culver's.

Speaker 1:

Stop lying.

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying.

Speaker 1:

Well, how about the turntables?

Speaker 2:

Let's, let's get some Culver's one in Reno, one in sparks, preferably someplace close to me.

Speaker 1:

They'll probably put it in fucking firmly first.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like they need anything. They got it all out there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, except for stocked Walmart shelves. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm surprised you still have a Walmart.

Speaker 1:

It's a, that one's a. It's about to close.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

For sure about to close because they can't fucking do anything, right.

Speaker 2:

They can't stock the shelves.

Speaker 1:

Everything is fucking moldy and rotten Like it's. It's weird.

Speaker 2:

It's lovely.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Like I had. I left that that friendly Facebook page because it was just annoying. Like everybody bitching about Walmart nonstop, or like one kid on his dirt bike and you could tell he's going across the city cause like eight people are fucking complaining about him, and then after you like so the whole, oh well, he's riding his dirt bike and it's dangerous and it's like okay. And then when he's inside, these kids spent too much time inside. I wish fucking kids would go outside. I was outside all the time when I was a kid. You just said you didn't want him fucking outside doing anything. Yeah, and then you went around on a dirt bike, Okay, he's outside.

Speaker 2:

Thing is you have so many who has a kid, who's out in the front yard for a half hour and then the police come by and cite the parents for neglect and leaving their kid outside alone.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but On days that would Better oh.

Speaker 2:

When I was a kid and I would go outside, I guess I'd spend all day outside.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and come home when the street lights are on. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was perfectly legal. I don't know why that wouldn't be. I was with my other friends Same.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And, yeah, there were some days that I actually I did stay home and play video games, I'll admit that and sometimes when I was out, I was actually at an arcade playing video games.

Speaker 1:

But a lot of times and sometimes at a friend's house playing video games, yeah, and sometimes out in the street playing football. I thought you were going to stay out in the street playing video games. I don't get that one.

Speaker 2:

No, no Football. Um Coleco visit Coleco. Not Coleco visit, but Coleco.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Just kidding, I, I that would be dangerous to stand in the street playing that game. But no, we'd play. We'd play football in the street and we'd also play sometimes in the yard next door.

Speaker 1:

That's where I was playing the yards.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, um, we liked, uh, we liked the risk, of you know, getting tackled on the pavement or getting hit by cars, or going for a pass. That's how you, that's how all Americans are built, sure.

Speaker 1:

We've we've seen how they turn out.

Speaker 2:

Not the offensive players, the defensive players end up like that. I've never noticed how um potato tomato like uh schools like Stanford, where you have to be smart to go into them or Cal. Their offense is usually really good, the defense or not.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Well, it's a it's a fact.

Speaker 1:

I don't pay attention to um offensive players usually the smarter players. I would believe it because it's not just stop that guy. Okay Okay boys, yeah Okay boss. Yeah, you can't go to Stanford with that kind of well, we're going to wrap up and I'm going to go get something to eat or figure out something to eat, because I'm hungry.

Speaker 2:

Uh, food, it's good.

Speaker 1:

Like, like and follow us. Uh uh, firehouse subs has a new sub. It's a chicken parm and I saw that.

Speaker 2:

I thought just make a chicken parm sandwich. Why are you making a chicken meatball sub?

Speaker 1:

Oh, I figured you would have had it on the way over here today.

Speaker 2:

No, I like them. I like the meat. Meatball subs.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I don't know, Okay, I'm going to say chickens meat. Yeah, I like the meat, meatball subs.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'd rather have a chicken parm sandwich than a chicken meatball.

Speaker 1:

Okay, Well, somebody try it and tell Mike that it's better and like and follow, subscribe on Facebook and Instagram at some offense intended Twitter and tick tock some offense pod YouTube. I need to put YouTube at the beginning from now, cause it's just some offense intended. Just search it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just search it.

Speaker 1:

And then we'll share and leave reviews on Spotify, and we still haven't made a Spotify account to try to get stats.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we'll have to do that.

Speaker 1:

And I don't think we've really done much else with the fucking goal list.

Speaker 2:

We'll have to check that We'll have to check, that We'll have to get it going.

Speaker 1:

I'll have to type it up and send it to you. So you fucking have it too. Yeah, okay, no-transcript.

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