Some Offense Intended

#84 - Domain Names, Dial Up and Deaths in Canada

January 15, 2024 Jeremy Robinson & Mike MC Season 1 Episode 84
Some Offense Intended
#84 - Domain Names, Dial Up and Deaths in Canada
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Ever find yourself debating the ethics of life and death over a glass of fine bourbon? We certainly did, as we toasted to the complexities of Canada's polarizing policy on assisted suicide for the homeless. Peel back the layers of medical assistance in dying with us, reflecting on what "serious illness" truly means, and how societal pressures can shape our most intimate decisions. But we don’t stop there; we regale you with a tale of standardized tests leading to FBI intrigue and share the bewildering world of DMV and firearm ownership entanglements.

Now imagine tipping your hat to the absurdities of the internet. In our latest gabfest, we poke fun at the wild market of domain name investments and laugh at missed opportunities that have left industry giants red in the face. Our conversation then veers into the sensory world, where we connect the dots between scents, tastes, and memories. From peculiar smells that recall college debauchery to the fiery dance of spicy foods that we love to hate, we invite you to join us for a riotous exploration of our quirkiest experiences.

As the bourbon settles and the laughter subsides, our talk takes a nostalgic turn. We wax poetic about the days of dial-up internet and quirky ringtones, and then suit up for a spirited debate on the best Batman actor. Whether you're a fan of Michael Keaton's return as the caped crusader or have a soft spot for Ben Affleck's gruff portrayal, we have banter aplenty. So pull up a chair, pour a drink, and engage with us as we traverse through an episode that's as varied as Batman's gadgets.

Speaker 1:

Welcome back to some offense intended. I'm Jeremy Robinson.

Speaker 2:

I am Mike.

Speaker 1:

Mick, and we have some basil Hayden today.

Speaker 2:

And we would like you to go ahead and and like, and subscribe and share our video.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like, subscribe, share, follow, Tell people about stuff Facebook and Instagram at some offense intended. Twitter and tiktok at some offense. Pod and YouTube Just search it. Just search some offense intended. Yeah, you'll find it.

Speaker 2:

If you don't see us, then it might be somebody else.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there is another podcast actually that has a mic and a Jeremy yeah, it's called Mike and Jeremy's to your podcast and we were originally going to talk to him about doing an episode together and I completely forgot about it. Multiple times, yeah, and then I don't know if they're still doing a podcast either do I.

Speaker 2:

I'd mentioned something to you about it one day, but yeah, like you said, he hadn't seen anything about him in a while.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So I don't know. A friend of mine got me this because I'm working on his car and he's like I know you like bourbon, so have some of this. So I did a shot with him. Well, had a little like on the rocks and it is very fucking good.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

The roommate seen I had it and was like, oh, I've never had that before. I'm like oh, okay, okay, um, and he's like, oh yeah you know, he's like bourbon huh. Like I've never had that before. I'm like Like, yeah, I'm gonna have some other podcasts with Mike and I just kept typing and doing whatever like. So it was only twice this time that I had to fucking. That's pretty even on accident.

Speaker 2:

But did you tell him that, uh, he'll go ahead and and put these discounted into his GPS and get some? No, I'm sure it'll be total wine he used to work at total wine for a little bit.

Speaker 1:

So I actually like total wine better, it's just it's far.

Speaker 2:

From here, total wine is yeah, that there's only fucking one. There's like 18 in Vegas. I know, and I've been a few locations, I like all of them, 40 of them in Phoenix. That's why I said leaves, because leaves is closer to here than yeah. In total, wine is but then I have a very good selection, like the leaves in.

Speaker 1:

Vegas have a really good selection. Oh yeah, so depending on the location, some have better than others. The ones here, or that least. I think I've been to two leaves here and they're both not great. Yeah, they just feel empty and like like somebody forgot to order stuff, yeah, which is unfortunate. Yeah it is very unfortunate.

Speaker 2:

Cheers. It smells good. It's really fucking good. That's probably why it smells good.

Speaker 1:

It's really fucking good. That's probably why Definitely one of the one of the top few that I've had that's good bourbon. Very nice.

Speaker 2:

I recommend it to the listeners.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, got a nice metal strap around that looks dope as fuck.

Speaker 2:

I do like that. The bottle is very cool.

Speaker 1:

Had a little splash, um, so I forgot. I had a note yesterday that I didn't read. I forgot to know what I had yesterday too, but it's not that important so mine's an old one. Canada has been doing a lot of weird stuff recently. Like Most of the time it's been like violating people's rights and other like just concerning things.

Speaker 1:

Yeah this one is a, depending on how you look at it and who you are like, either crossing the line or like, oh, that's nice, so it's an up to you kind of thing. Go back on, please. Jesus Christ, that's what I get for taking that off. Yeah, um, you know everybody's like oh, we don't know how to solve the homeless problem, we don't know how to this, we don't know how to that, we don't know how to help because some people want to stay home. That.

Speaker 1:

Like even if you like, start building stuff for like that's what they started doing in some places like tiny homes and like here's a house. Let them stay in it for like Between one and six months to help me get back on their feet, and like blah, blah place to live, shower, sleep, everything, whatever. Uh well, canada oh Canada Decided they should do assisted suicide for homeless people. Wow, yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's.

Speaker 1:

Wow, yeah, so canada's. I didn't see that one coming, Did you? I did not see that coming, I am.

Speaker 2:

They're progressive. Apparently they're progressive. Apparently they want to solve the problem permanent. Yeah, so it's, I'll pull up, I'll pull up an article, but because, because you know I mean, if you give so many places stay for six months, and six months they're on the street again.

Speaker 1:

Yes, well, I mean maybe.

Speaker 2:

Possibly. I'm just saying it's. The potential is there to be back on the street again um. According to some articles I've read um. Renal has made strides in in doing things about homeless, about homeless and housing and whatever.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so here's the results of a poll from may of last year. One third 33 of canadians are apparently fine with prescribing assisting suicide for no other reason than the fact that the patient is poor or homeless. So If it became a thing because I saw several articles like a couple weeks ago or like last week that, okay, so they, they do like medical assisted death is what they call it, yeah, in multiple occasions.

Speaker 2:

But, um, one of the quarter of canadians If only kaworkin would have lived to see this.

Speaker 1:

Blah blah blah, october. Okay, so it was originally a poll like a year ago. Yeah, um, and they're trying. They're trying to push it now. Therefore, people with disabilities are requesting euthanasia based on poverty, homelessness or an inability to receive needed medical treatment, but they're approved for euthanasia based on their disability. So they have assisted euthanasia yeah, based on Let me see if I can find the fucking list Blah blah blah, suffering, tired, not underestimate.

Speaker 2:

If you told me apple came out with a dipod that they're going to start using, I'm going to say simpsons predicted it, because they had an episode where when abe was going to do us assisted suicide and they hooked him up to a dipod.

Speaker 1:

Instead of an ipod. Jesus christ, yeah, then future, I'm gonna do something like that too.

Speaker 2:

They have the suicide booth.

Speaker 1:

Okay, um. So to be eligible for medical assistance in dying, you must meet all the following criteria you must be eligible for health services funded by a province or territory or the federal government. Uh be at least 18 years old and mentally competent. Have a grievous and irremediable medical condition. Make a voluntary request for medical assistance in dying. Cannot be the result of outside pressure or influence. I have questions, but that one uh given informed consent to receive medical assistance in dying. Generally, visitors to canada are not eligible.

Speaker 2:

I like that's its own fucking thing. I was gonna because one of the other ones said that they had to be in the province. And yeah, I'm thinking, you know, I mean people could be traveling there just to off themselves.

Speaker 1:

Um to be considered as having a grievous and irremediable medical condition. Okay, yeah, I did press that right. I lost where I was on the phone for a second Um, you must meet all.

Speaker 2:

So somebody tries to talk you into it, though you are not allowed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, but that's so, after I read this, I have questions about that you meet. You must meet all the following of criteria to be considered as having a grievous or irremediable medical condition have a serious illness, disease or disability. I like how they don't describe any of those. Yeah, um, cancer is now considered a disability, a protected class, like if if it's in remission or in like if it's under control, or whatever that's, a disability is a disability also.

Speaker 2:

I don't know about that. I don't know if it's it's not serious, but also this says serious illness, comma disease or disability.

Speaker 1:

So is it only a serious illness, or is it a serious illness, serious disease or serious disability? Because it doesn't apply to all of them, but it might supposed to you. Might not have to have all of them, though I don't know that so, being an advanced state of decline that cannot be reversed, experience unbearable physical or mental suffering from your illness, disease, disability or state of decline that cannot be relieved under conditions that you consider acceptable. That is broad. That is yeah, when you consider acceptable.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's a huge.

Speaker 1:

That's a huge range you could fit in there says you do not need to have a fatal or terminal condition to be eligible for medical assistance in dying. If you're only medical condition as a mental illness, you are not eligible for medical assistance in dying Until march 17th of 2024. What, wow, so that's not long coming soon.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but what if you have a mental mental thing that you can't be fixed, can't be turned around?

Speaker 1:

you're just that's if you're only medical condition is a mental illness. You are not eligible for medical assistance in dying until march 17th of 2024. So if you have a mental illness and you're like okay, I just want it to like, I want help with this.

Speaker 2:

But, but. March is bad for me. I like March, madness.

Speaker 1:

Then wait till April. Um, if you have a mental illness along with other medical conditions, you may be eligible. Eligibility is always assessed on an individual basis and takes all relevant circumstances into account.

Speaker 2:

However, you must meet all criteria to be eligible but um March madness starts the week of st Patrick's day.

Speaker 1:

The role of provinces and territories, procedural safeguards, blah, blah, blah. So my thing, like the the no peer pressure, whatever the fuck that they that they did. There's a whole like list of stuff that Like goes through all the how many consent you have to do and like it has to be in front of a certain amount of people. They have like second opinions, third opinions, like make sure Document very well, this is exactly what you want. So like it's not a quick like go in, sign a piece of paper and then like jump off a bridge. That's not how it is.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, I I just assumed that they would be using the suicide machine that got doctor kivorkin came out with years ago um, that sounds familiar, but I don't he was? Uh, he was. They called him dr Death because he, he was. Recognize the name and he had a big. They actually had a large trial for him Um For assisted suicide. I think it was in michigan.

Speaker 1:

Um, yeah, so the questions I was gonna have about the Everybody's doing it. Let me scroll back to the top. Well, that doesn't help, because it started in the middle. Okay, there it is. Um, the request cannot be the result of outside pressure or influence. So you know the the joke of like somebody standing on a bridge, somebody else like, do a flip. So if you're on your way to assisted suicide and someone goes, hey, do a flip, does that mean there's outside pressure and influence?

Speaker 2:

you have to turn around and go back and you're like Shit, get out of the car. You're like fuck you I was about to go kill myself. No, I can't, I can't. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so that's uh.

Speaker 2:

I want to know who these people are, who have these friends, who are you know what's that thing. You should probably just Casting your chips. Yeah, who does that?

Speaker 1:

If you met people, there's a lot of shitty people in the world.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I know a lot I. Just, I've never told somebody they should off themselves. Maybe I, maybe I'm missing out.

Speaker 1:

I Don't, I don't think you are all right.

Speaker 2:

I just want to make sure I.

Speaker 1:

Don't know that that I give it. If you tell somebody to do it and then they do it, how do you feel? Probably not good there. You go For a while, yeah, or the rest of your life or I could be like why'd they have to do it themselves? Wow, do you want to go apply for medical assistance? I?

Speaker 2:

Just saw something about somebody who I guess he died at the age of 80 in 1999 and his job at one point while he was in the army was to hang US soldiers For whatever you know they were being hung for for During World War two, I give okay, I was waiting for like either a time of reason, stuff, okay.

Speaker 1:

World War two so, and apparently though, for deserting and deserting, or for treason, yeah, okay. So, um, but then after the war was, over a little more on board with this story now.

Speaker 2:

They didn't have anybody for him to hang for a little while. Yeah, then they had the Nuremberg trials, and so he was hanging these war criminals.

Speaker 1:

But apparently I get them all. Rev back up again. He's. I've been tying ropes for fucking years.

Speaker 2:

But the thing is there was a problem with this guy because he was doing it wrong, had like, what like he would tie the rope wrong he would make the people wouldn't drop far enough that it would Break their neck, so they'd be hanging there Choking for a long time.

Speaker 1:

I mean, maybe that was a thing. There's people that are.

Speaker 2:

For him it was a thing, but he wasn't supposed to. That's my point. But he did like 80 people during that.

Speaker 1:

That's between 1680. I can't, that's my point. Maybe he had a thing for that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he also lied to be able to become the hangman. He's like oh, yeah, I did it in Texas, in Oklahoma, and the thing was like, yeah, if he was doing in Texas, um, he would have had to run at the age of 12, because they stopped doing hangings in Texas the last time they did it he was 12.

Speaker 1:

He might stop doing it.

Speaker 2:

It's a lie, it's like he might have been doing it on his own, he stopped doing official. But um, yeah, like.

Speaker 1:

He didn't say if it was people either, if he did it on purpose to watch him squirm, maybe he was one of those people that like like torture animals when he was little.

Speaker 2:

But I guess, like at one point this guy was in the Navy before he did this and he got a you got a dishonorable discharge. Apparently he didn't like it, so he just went home. What? Yeah, he's like, I'm done, he's left the Navy and he got you know, he was AWOL. So he had a court martial and all that, and then years later, during the world war two, he's able to go to the army.

Speaker 1:

Never, I don't even know why I thought. I have questions but there's no answers. Yeah, I have no answers. It's because of the draft. That's why they accepted him again.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was gonna say which is the same thing as like.

Speaker 1:

So Before I came up to Reno I tried to enlist yeah and got a really good score on the ASFAB. I figured, and I was mildly surprised because it's been a long time since I've been to school. Yeah, before I took it and I Was, I told my, told the recruiters. The fucking day one walked in hey, what's up, I have two DUIs. Yeah, so you know I have two. Is that gonna be an issue?

Speaker 2:

Not. It depends on many me.

Speaker 1:

Take the ASFAB and they're like it was funny as shit. So Apparently it was concerning to them how fast I took the test cheater.

Speaker 1:

Not, not in that way. They were concerned for other reasons. So they have a minivan, because it was the recruiting station at Boulevard Mall in Vegas. All right, and Go there, talk with them. They're like do you want to do the practice? I'm like sure I click through the practice. That that's quick. I got okay. Well, like do it again, that's as many times you want and we'll blah blah. So they schedule one and I meet them at Boulevard and Getting a minivan with them and they take me over to some college on the Like by Silverado Ranch, kind of yeah and they're drop me off.

Speaker 1:

They're like, okay, like we're gonna head back to the office. I give us a call when you're done and we'll come pick you up. I go, okay, done.

Speaker 2:

Close.

Speaker 1:

So I go fill out my name, do whatever I very well did. There's a couple other people that I don't think did. Yeah, I Go. They're like okay, that back computer over there. I'm the last one in the room and I was the first one that was done. I click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Okay, like, raise my hand, like when you're done, like stand up and go do whatever. So I stood up and went talk to him and they're like you are Okay, like right it. Like go stand in the hallway, whatever will give you your results.

Speaker 1:

So I stand in the hallway and I call the recruiter and he's like hey, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong, I'm done. He's like no, I don't like. No, what's wrong? I'm like nothing's wrong. Like I'm waiting on my results. And they said I could call you already. Why, what do you mean? What's wrong? He goes, I just pulled back into Boulevard. So, like the drive distance 12, 15 minutes from that college to the mall is all it took. And he's like oh, okay, I'll be there soon. Like I go outside to smoke a cigarette and look at the test scores they're very good. And this kid comes out and he's like oh, I don't know how to like read the test scores to see if I did okay and like this and that I'm like, like probably didn't do well.

Speaker 1:

No, like can I? He's like can you show me? I'm like I mean, this is my first time taking it, but I can. I can probably help you a little bit with it. He's like okay, so, as fab is scored on a scale of like zero to, I think, like 98 or 99. I got a 94, 92 or 94 or something. He got a 17.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's a problem.

Speaker 1:

No, like I think the Marines are cut off as like 45.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, 45 or 50. And you were probably they're probably looking at you at the airport. It's going yeah, we can put this guy behind the desk.

Speaker 1:

I aced so on. On there there's a breakdown, a further breakdown of like other than the overall. There's like Air Force scores, army GT scores, like so you can tell, like what you would be good at for doing whatever. I aced all of the Air Force except for the admin. I'm like, oh no, I'm not going to be a paper pusher. Army with the one that care about the most is the Army GT score. I think anything above like 105 or 110, you can pick what you want to do. Yeah, I got like a 130 or I don't know what it's out of but way over what you can like.

Speaker 1:

what do you want to do? And we'll, we'll get that for you. So I'm looking at this kid's tests and like trying not to just show utter disappointment in my face of like, oh wow, I thought you got 20 points for spelling your name.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So that's one of the ones that might have spelled it wrong.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't get the 17.

Speaker 1:

So I was like um, yeah, I'm like I honestly don't know. I'm like, talk to the recruiter, they can explain everything way more. Uh, this is my first time reading these scores today. Like today is the first time of me reading these scores, is how I worded it. Yeah, he was like okay, so like I think he knew he just wanted somebody else to tell him but it wasn't going to be me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to be the person either.

Speaker 1:

So recruiter comes back, picks me up and he's like hey, so like you want to talk about it? Like talk about what?

Speaker 2:

Like he thought I failed.

Speaker 1:

Like, click through it and like failed because I did it so quick. I'm like, no, I did great, like really. I'm like, yeah, I showed him. He's like holy shit. I was going to say how. I bet he said holy shit. He was like this is one of the highest scores I've seen in a long time. He's like and you haven't been to school. I'm like and the one was it 2018? I think is when I took it. I graduated in 08 and stopped going to school in 2010. So it'd been eight years since I fucking like read a book almost.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like I knew it was coming up, so like I studied a couple of fractions that's the only thing I did in preparation was like maybe five minutes of reading fraction stuff online. That's it.

Speaker 2:

Maybe they would have you in a silo someplace. So, lined up to hit a key at the same time as somebody else.

Speaker 1:

Maybe, um, but there's a fraction of a second thing. I get it. So go back, tell them. And then I go okay, this is great. And then I so like your background check and blah, blah, blah. I'm like right. Remember, I told you at the beginning to there's two and they're like right, but there might be a chance. I'm like I told you at the beginning I have my FBI background check. There are two DUIs on it. They're like why do you have your own FBI background check? So when I had my second DUI, I had I ordered guns online and they were delivered to this gun store, which a lot of people don't know that this happens. You buy a gun online. It goes to a store that has a license to sell a gun that's in your area.

Speaker 1:

And then you go to that store and fill out a background check form. Believe it or not, there are background checks that are done. Yeah, I know some people like that that we don't have background checks, and then we need to pass a lot to do them. This isn't the 1930s and 40s at a fucking gun show. It's a lot different. Now, was it? Was it like 1944 or 47 when the Brady bill was passed? That's a different thing?

Speaker 2:

No, that was in the 80s. That was the five day waiting period.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was an attachment to.

Speaker 2:

Brady Brady was actually there when Ronald Reagan President, Ronald Reagan was shot. I heard there was a bunch and he got hit, yeah, so it was a bunch Brady bunch. Yeah, I got it, but he got hit and he actually survived, but he took a bullet to the head.

Speaker 1:

And that's why the waiting period.

Speaker 2:

And that's why there's a cooling off period is what they would like to call it.

Speaker 1:

So it was after he was brain damaged that he came up with the bill. I get it.

Speaker 2:

The five day waiting period was there for a long time. So when I bought my first Glock I didn't realize that it had been taken away. So I went in there to get the, to buy the gun and everything and do the background check.

Speaker 1:

That's why I didn't know what it was, because I walked out and I was like I was ready to walk away and come back.

Speaker 2:

you know, five days later and they're like well, here you go. I'm like, oh, oh yeah, they got rid of that, didn't they?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I didn't know about that. So what happened was they? They put my background check on hold. They were like your license is revoked. I'm like what? And they wouldn't tell me. They're like here, like we have them on the phone, like they have to tell you what's going on. We don't know what's going on at the gun store, so talk to them. Okay, this is so, and so I'm like yep, this is Jeremy. Like okay, your license is not valid. What the fuck do you mean? My license is not valid. Like, I'm holding it in my hand. Like what do you know? Like no, like either. The DMV revoked it, suspended it. Like something happened and we don't know what it is.

Speaker 1:

And without a valid ID you can't process a background check. Okay, so I go like around about whole thing, find out that the DMV didn't send me a notice to suspend it. Yeah, so I had been driving on a suspended license without a notice.

Speaker 2:

They also do a thing that when they cancel a driver's license as well, it's not a suspension, it's a cancel and you have to pay a an amount. And the state of Nevada is all ran by the DMV, so once you get pulled over, which is extortion which you get pulled over. For it, they immediately suspended.

Speaker 1:

Well, no right, but this was like five or six months later after I already got it back, so I had already gone through all of that, so it was probably canceled then. But I had already gotten it back. I had a brand new shiny fucking piece of shit that the issue date was within the last month I had gotten my license suspended at one point and I got it back and then I was driving and I got pulled over.

Speaker 2:

They're like your license has been canceled. I'm like what are you talking about? Got my license back. What are you talking about? It's canceled. They're like no, it's not suspended, it's canceled.

Speaker 1:

That's stupid.

Speaker 2:

And then I talked to them like oh yeah. Then they said that the DMV tried to send you a letter, Certified mail, twice and it couldn't be delivered, so they gave up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that sounds like a them problem. I'm like I'm right here.

Speaker 2:

How does certified mail not make it? It's that's the whole purpose of certified mail is that it gets dropped off and you sign, the person signs either sign for it or it gets returned as undeliverable, which is the other point of certified mail. Yeah, but there was there was three people living at the four. Yeah, three people living at the house.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but if they thought that you were getting served a lawsuit, they're not gonna sign for it and they think they're doing you a favor and it doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 2:

But nobody. Nobody ever heard anything, nobody saw anybody plausible deniability, anyway.

Speaker 1:

So I finally get that out of the way and I'm like, okay, go back, start the background check process again. And it gets put on hold. And they're like you haven't open a rest case. I'm like, yeah, it's for a DUI. That's not, that's not a big deal. It's the second one, so there's no issue, there's nothing. So just give me my guns. And they're like, well, no, I get on permanent hold. I'm like, why? And they wouldn't tell me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean, like you're gonna have to get the FBI background check and do this and that, like so it took a while of like me calling an ICS and finally found a person that was decent and was like I've helped a couple people do this, this and that. So, like here's a brochure, here's how to this, here's how to this of like basically how to send in a request to the FBI for your own fucking background check.

Speaker 1:

Yeah so a copy of the front back of your ID, of like two or three sets of your fingerprints and something I think it's two and Something else, and like a full, a full like page of why and, and then, like I think, a self-addressed stamped envelope like they won't even fucking send you an answer for free. Yeah, kind of shit. Like you almost had to give them paper to print an answer out on how much blood did you have to give?

Speaker 1:

So what ended up happening is, because the arrest was still open, because I think that one took like a year or a year and a half for the lawyer to deal with, because the arrest was still open, they put it on hold to pull the arrest report. On the arrest report, because I didn't know to not talk to cops. They ask in the past three months, have you been in the care of a doctor or dentist? Yes, I had. So I said yes, I'm being honest and talking to cops.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, that's.

Speaker 1:

That's a bad, and they said were you prescribed any medications? So I said yes, because I had. Yeah, and they had prescription already fucking ran out. So I think it was like two, two or two and a half months prior to that DUI, I was in Oklahoma visiting family and me and my brother-in-law went to, had a couple beers at the at the bar, yeah, and there's a shuffleboard table next to the pool table, so there's dust fucking everywhere because they also didn't sweep, apparently, yeah. So I was getting really comfortable with like run-in, slide on the dust into like where I'm gonna shoot pole and like it was dope as fuck like four or five times. Then one of the times was the last time I did it. I Tried to slide and there was a lot more dust right there slid fucking hard and bashed my ribs into the pool table ouch hard, so bruised or broke my like three of my ribs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, that's um you do, that you're allowed to have a firearm, sorry.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I sucked it up for a couple days and I'm like it was just too painful. So I go to the doctor and they're like, well, honestly, like they found out that wrapping ribs doesn't even help. It Just makes them hurt all the time instead of only some of the time. Yeah, and if it's, if it is fractured, wrapping it can actually make it worse because it'll tighten it up and like make it but the bone pop out and like could puncture along.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking was the long so if it's, if they're like it doesn't feel Fractured, because they're like feel along it and like everything feels fine and like there's no pain in this net, like other than like it fucking hurt, but there was no like a. Mount of pain when they touched it. So they prescribed me, I think, oxys, oxycodone, which is a schedule one, that's a fucking controlled substance. And Because I said, yes, I was prescribed, that they prescribed me like a week of it.

Speaker 2:

One. Yeah, it's not something they usually have you do for a long time.

Speaker 1:

No one. It didn't fucking work. So I'd stop taking them forever, yeah, and just didn't even fuck. What so? But even if I took them how I was supposed to, it would have been gone for two and a half months. So they were like did you have a prescription? Did you this? Did you this? So, because the arrest report was still open, they pulled the arrest. It's a DUI.

Speaker 1:

Yeah on a DUI if there's also narcotics. You are barred from firearms because you are. I forget exactly how the wording is, but it's basically like you're a habitual user of Like to like alcohol with narcotics. On an arrest report is Like a recreationally you're fucked.

Speaker 2:

I can understand how they say that, but like it didn't show up in your system, no, exactly, were prescribed it would at one point.

Speaker 1:

Yeah exactly, and so that's so. After I found out all of that, I Called an ICS back and like okay, so here's the issue, like and I okay, yes, that's the issue. I'm like you knew the Okay, so it was an alcohol DUI, like that's it. Like here's the blood panel and like send them that. Like here's the results of that. And then I got my guns. So it took like a year and a half or two years for me to get my guns.

Speaker 2:

That's crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. So that's why I had my FBI background check try to get a suppressor.

Speaker 2:

Takes about a year to get that, unless you live in Texas. Unless you live in Texas and it's made in Texas.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Which let's move to Texas and start making fucking suppressors. Yes, the name of the company could be yes, I love it.

Speaker 2:

I love the name.

Speaker 1:

How many ages does it matter? It doesn't matter, yeah. I mean except on the website, and we'll have to know we can just buy, and I'm just I don't know if you could hear it there was one more age in each of those than the previous but I just I'm just saying for somebody to be able to type it in.

Speaker 2:

You don't want them to put too many ages. They might not.

Speaker 1:

That's why you just buy all of them and redirect it to the same one. Yeah, I think three H's as they appropriate amount, because that's too short, that's only one. Yeah you're probably gonna pay like 20 grand for that fucking website.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's just funny. One of my favorite wrestlers, um, his name is actually triple H. That's a different story, um, so there is something I did want to mention, though. Uh you, one of the episodes we did. I mentioned something about Steve Buscemi.

Speaker 1:

Now.

Speaker 2:

I'll get what guy he is, and I mentioned that he had a TV show on Max that was on HBO before and I could not think of the name it's Boardwalk Empire.

Speaker 1:

Oh okay, I've definitely heard of that.

Speaker 2:

And I'd even said the name, I'd even said Boardwalk, but I didn't say Empire. But I couldn't think of Empire.

Speaker 1:

So you remember how I said it's going to be expensive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Sh Dot com. S-h Dot com. $6.5 million is the seller's asking price.

Speaker 2:

All right, Um, should I? Should I just get it out of my pocket? Should I? That's fucking ridiculous. Write a check. What are we going to do?

Speaker 1:

So two H's is reserved for a future project. I wonder, if he lives in Texas, three H's you can rent and buy it later when you're ready. How does that work?

Speaker 2:

How do I rent a domain?

Speaker 1:

Sign and to review to view Francois Full profile. Hi Francois.

Speaker 2:

A.

Speaker 1:

French. I have been a French tech for plus 20 years. I have so many questions. He's been a French tech, so before that was he just a tech. Is the French part what he achieved, or was he just a French before that?

Speaker 2:

He was just a French. I think Wow, because it says he's from France, so I'm guessing he's always been a French.

Speaker 1:

He's a brilliant entrepreneur. He was Francois and domain investor that I've had the pleasure of working with for several projects. He's committed to excellence. I recommend him, one of the best SEO SCM players in the industry. I mean good for him If he figured out a way to rent domains. That is actually a really big deal. Good job, francois Carrillo. Let's see four H's and it is for sale.

Speaker 2:

Four H. Doesn't say that's a farming club.

Speaker 1:

I didn't say for how much, though.

Speaker 2:

Probably. I guess we'd have to go with four H's, Maybe five.

Speaker 1:

Now it also didn't say what the asking price was, so it might just be on like an unclaimed domain that says it's taken, so yeah no. They are selling it, but they don't want to tell how much this.

Speaker 2:

They want to see how much the person has first. Yeah, apparently, but you can use honey and get a discount.

Speaker 1:

Oh for sure, Five H's is also for sale. So somebody just went and bought all the fucking domains. That's crazy. Have you looked up how expensive? I can't even talk how expensive four letter domains are? No, Like any, four letter domain is a not okay amount of money.

Speaker 2:

Well we saw one, wasn't it? What was the first one you talked to?

Speaker 1:

It was six and a half million.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so that seems like a not okay amount of money. Cause you'd have to be pulling a lot of money to do a perfect example.

Speaker 1:

I go to CEDOcom SEDO it's by Park and sell domains and on the front page that's a big banner that says four letter auction Apply now, january 18th to the 25th. Because it's like textcom $5 million asking price, like this MAJHcom. What does that mean? 14 grand? That's not even a fucking thing.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

It's just four letters for no reason. We just need to start coming up with some e-taxicom 900 grand.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to make an offer for snakecom.

Speaker 1:

It's $5, screwcom make offer scopescom, which is five, but they want 50 grand. Yeah, so like there's a massive amount of four, letter, burnscom that's make an offer.

Speaker 2:

Mr Burns.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's so many four letter domains that people just like go like search, search, search, search, search and then just try to sell them. It doesn't matter at all Domain length, one to fourcom only. So emiscom, 250 grand. Some of these are three, I'm sure Like maybe not these because they're still for sale, but there are way more than this. All the time.

Speaker 2:

There was a story I'd seen where somehow the cowboys let cowboyscom go and some guy had it and Jerry Jones was trying to get it from him.

Speaker 1:

That's just like that guy that got Google before they fucking renewed it. He sniped Google out from under him, so they paid him 60,000. The letter, the numbers, spelled out Google.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So it was like 60,000, $61 and 43 cents or some shit.

Speaker 2:

But um, numbers can't spell things.

Speaker 1:

No, but it looked like if you didn't know what things were. So it was 60,600 or six. Oh, words are fucking hard.

Speaker 2:

I said that yesterday.

Speaker 1:

Yesterday. That's not a word either. I can't even type.

Speaker 2:

I said, words are hard when I kept saying the wrong word.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, um Google, so it was like 60,000. $61 and 30 cents.

Speaker 2:

They gotta be adding some zero, so that's it.

Speaker 1:

They added one zero Cause he was. He was asking like a million for it. I think it should have held out.

Speaker 2:

I think so too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this was a while ago. Google can afford it Now. I mean, it wasn't like super early to where they couldn't have afforded it. They definitely still could have, but it was, I think, like five or six years ago, eight years ago. So they were still massive, but they weren't what they are now.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, they're doing all right for themselves.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 2:

I like the smell.

Speaker 1:

It smells really good. You can definitely smell the barrel.

Speaker 2:

I did. I was watching. I was watching a little bit of pro wrestling today and the rock was on TV last week. He was back. He, you know he's. He's an actor now. He doesn't act, he doesn't wrestle as much as he used to. Yeah, but one of the things I like about the rock is the way he he controls the audience Like they were doing. Their episode was called day one because it was the first episode of the new year. I think it might have even been on New Year's Day and he was in the room room. He was in the ring with somebody. He said to him you are a day one douchebag. And of course the audience starts chanting day one douchebag. And then at one point he's like, he's like all right, you want you to do it, you want unity. Cause the guy was talking about how there's no unity in our country. He was like watch this. And he's like this side, you guys say day one, this side, you guys say douchebag and they started doing it.

Speaker 2:

He would be like this He'd point and he'd go, and then they just kept going. And then he he wanted to pick up the mic and keep talking and they just kept doing. Day one douchebag. It was great. That's amazing. And you could see this wrestler in the ring that they're yelling at. He's just what can he do?

Speaker 1:

Nothing, wait. So the back of this is James beam distilling. Is that the same as Jim beam? Yep, okay, so James B beam is the one that that bottled this. But it also says on the side that has notes, it says sweet brown sugar, black pepper and charred oak. Oh, black pepper with a finish of dried fruit, yeah, which I think that's the first taste notes. Yeah, that's cause it has the notes saying on the side yeah, but I figured that was about the taste the taste profile.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I've ever seen that on a bottle before Like I've seen it, sometimes like on the website, but never like on the bottle.

Speaker 2:

I've seen it for like like taste profiles, for like wines and things, but usually when it's a taste profile for wine, they want you to taste it yourself.

Speaker 1:

And there's not really a long answer. It's what?

Speaker 2:

you taste I'm getting a full-body dirt. No, they would say, tara getting. So it's a very earthy.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

I'm getting hints of current yeah, yeah vanilla.

Speaker 1:

I think that yeah.

Speaker 2:

But they also say, like some people smell it and go like I don't smell these things, you're smelling.

Speaker 1:

But um, it's because you don't have an imagination.

Speaker 2:

Well, it's because I mean how often you really smell the different things. I mean you, you have a an act for knowing what things smell like, when they smell like things that they probably shouldn't.

Speaker 1:

But like I feel like we have to explain what you mean by that.

Speaker 2:

Well, we will in a second, but, like I was in a wine class, no, it's all about it. He's like one of the things you do is like when you're shopping sometime, you're looking at different fruit, pick it up and smell it, see what it is, see how it goes, you know. Then you know what it really smells like, instead of what you think it smells like.

Speaker 1:

Pretty sure I know what orange smells like.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well. Pretty sure I also know what apple smells like well, different grapes and things like that, different types of fruits it gives you more of a, so then when you're smelling it, you can recognize it in the wine. Is what the whole goal?

Speaker 1:

is I can.

Speaker 2:

I can get that a decent bit, but um, especially for most people like when I'm drinking a cabernet or a Pinot Noir or a red Zinfandel I'm not smelling orange speaking of that, I was talking with Nate today and Came up with a mild little stand-up bit about Pinot Noir. Well, Pinot Noir is a good one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah right, varietal but I was thinking like how many backcountry hicks they're like have a nut allergy?

Speaker 2:

Peanot noir.

Speaker 1:

One of them peanut noir. I can't have that. I'm allergic to nuts. I'm a fat peanut noir. I can't breathe. If I have that, I don't got my epipan.

Speaker 2:

Well, you're missing out peanut noir. The funny thing is I specifically said red Zinfandel, yeah, but um, that's actually the traditional Zinfandel. But if you just say Zinfandel, everybody's gonna think you're saying white yeah and that's trash.

Speaker 1:

So I don't want that cheaper one. That's why everybody thinks that, because white Zinfandel plus it's also it's easier to drink.

Speaker 2:

It's a, it's like a beginner level wine. Yeah, like it, cuz it's a little sweeter.

Speaker 1:

It's basically fruit juice.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and they, they. It was actually a mistake when they made it the first time. They did it. No, seriously, because, like, what makes great of the wine Darker is they have all the grape, the skins, everything in there and that's what gives it the, the tannins and the darkness, the Biff tannins, yes, okay. But so they pull the, pull it out early, and they had this pink stuff and they're like well, what the fuck are you gonna do with this? We can't sell this, put it back in. So they bottled it up and they gave it, which I think it's funny. They're like we, this is shit, we can't use it, we can't sell it. So they bottled it up and gave it to their friends for Christmas presents.

Speaker 1:

That's hilarious. Hey, this is fucking awful. Try this.

Speaker 2:

We fucked this shit up. Here you go, merry Christmas.

Speaker 1:

That's amazing, but people loved it.

Speaker 2:

So they like oh wait, that's, that's actually good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it's way cheaper to make.

Speaker 2:

I mean, imagine if I gave you a present, you're like, and you're like oh, I like that. I'm like, oh, it's actually good, yeah, but they gave it out to them and they loved it. And then they're like oh shit, we better start bottling this and selling it.

Speaker 1:

So now all the wine come all the different wineries have it yeah and it's very popular, but it's I.

Speaker 2:

I like. I like a fuller-bodied, heavier Red wine over so tell you a trick real quick.

Speaker 1:

So if you pour it to here, yeah, and then pour a little more, it'll be heavier. Yeah, follow me for more tips.

Speaker 2:

The Wine heaviness a little bit of a different thing.

Speaker 1:

Are you telling me more liquid doesn't weigh more with wine?

Speaker 2:

I'm saying the description of being heavy is different than the actual weight. Yeah full body is what I usually go with that's what it is Okay, yeah, I Okay. If you pair wine with the right food, it can change your entire dining experience.

Speaker 1:

I'm sure it can for the positive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah and I also do it for the negative.

Speaker 1:

One of them smelliers.

Speaker 2:

I guess you looked into going into to be in a Somalia.

Speaker 1:

They make a lot of fucking money.

Speaker 2:

I wanted to go and go to training for that a lot of money.

Speaker 1:

I that's actually one of the things that I've thought about doing, because it gets into, like the flavor thing, the flavor and smell, and Because I I would really like to food, because I like food and I like wine. So yeah, like I would really like to get into the flavor and smell industry business. Something. Somehow I don't fucking know how Other than Fairfield California jelly belly, unless I get fuck them. Actually, that would be a really good fucking spot to start because I fucked them.

Speaker 2:

Could you could give me jelly bellies?

Speaker 1:

Well, and most of the shit that they say it tastes like it does not.

Speaker 2:

So other popcorn tasting mother popcorn.

Speaker 1:

That might be the only one that tastes a lot of them taste exactly, they don't to the fruity. Oh, it tastes just like a to the fruity. What the fuck is it? To the fruity, mike, I.

Speaker 2:

Just really like those, so that's why I said that one oh. I just like the wild cherry super accurate. I've had one that tastes like what they say.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so the smell thing that Mike was talking about is there's often like smells and tastes have a weird like memory thing with me of Like I'll smell something and be like, oh it smells exactly like. And paint a picture of either something or like an entire memory of it and and describe it of like here, here's this smell, and then, like, paint a scene with words of what describes that smell. And I love doing it with Paul because he's like I don't know how to fucking like just the look of astonishment every time is fucking amazing.

Speaker 1:

I took a wet dog and and uh, so one of the one of the best times is there was a very unpleasant smell coming off of a person a Bucket of water that had batteries in it. We'll go with that, so.

Speaker 2:

I know that smell.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I caught a way too strong whiff of it and I'm like, oh, this is gross. So I called Paul and I'm like a, when you get a chance to come here, so he comes over. And I'm like, okay, so you're in college, right, and you have a bunch of fucking fat ass parties. It's the morning after a party. You wake up, you come downstairs there's way too many people that were in the house last night and it smells like shame, desperation, southern comfort, uv and slight stench of cigarettes. And like opened it and like wafted some to him and he's like, oh my god, that is fucking horribly accurate. He's like that's like you could smell the soco in the UV, just like hitting the back of your throat. I'm like, yeah, like, and the vomit because of the like, the spiciness of the battery Mixing with the water, like that is fucking horrible.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I worked with somebody, um, and he walked over one of those battery things and he opened it up. Well, first he's like what's? Let me take a look inside this. I'm like no, don't open it, just leave it the way it is. Take, no, I'm gonna open it. So he opens it.

Speaker 1:

It's a Jimmy. No okay, good.

Speaker 2:

And the smell just would not go. This was on the third floor like we had to. We had to work near this and smell this. That's fucking off for a long time. I'm like see what you did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah yeah. Yeah, so like stuff like that of like a weird. It should have nothing to do with any smell other than what it physically is.

Speaker 2:

See that. But they could have you on the boozled line and you could tell them what all these different things should be.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like I said, that might actually be a really good with that. Or lays, because I know lays is always like all. We need better chip flavors and they don't know what flavor is. I recommended a couple flavors oh we need, like here's a steak and ketchup flavor. I'm like that. It's not okay. No, like one. The steak chips didn't taste anything like steak ketchup. They just added more salt, like that's none. Of this tastes like what you think it does.

Speaker 2:

I've had a couple of them. I had a parmesan garlic, parmesan bread, as much as I like.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes I can't eat chips all the time anymore, like I. I don't think it was me that changed. I think they changed the recipe of the chips that I can't have more than like four or five at a time, before it builds up this like weird, like Flavor layer that blocks everything and it's just be glad they don't have a lester anymore.

Speaker 2:

What a lester. They were cooking the chips in a lester to lower cholesterol and it was giving people just bad diarrhea.

Speaker 1:

Oh well, maybe that's when I could eat chips all the time I Were you very regular. No, normally I take like one shit a day if that's regular. I don't know a lot of people think look at me and they're like you. Only shit. Once a day I'm like well, how many times do you know? Like two or three. I'm like that's you should go to a doctor. No, I know that's normal.

Speaker 2:

I'm like I don't think so, like every other day there are different opinions on it, but the thing is is that you're regularly Daily going, so that's regular.

Speaker 1:

I'm in regular. For who? For you? You're regularly shit once a week. Is that regular?

Speaker 2:

No, that is your okay. See, then it's a day, is regular. But for a long time I some people say that you should, you should go to the bathroom after every meal for a long time.

Speaker 1:

No, for a long time it was. I would shit every other day, yeah, and it would be horrible.

Speaker 2:

But you would wait until you have to go.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, some people I think they go and they try to fucking bad. They try to push their intestines out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, one of those slippery fucking soap things. They're just trying to.

Speaker 2:

But I've heard that. I'm a shloop right out. I've heard them in like the stall next to me. Yeah, I just want to like Take a broomstick in there. They can put it their mouth and bite on it.

Speaker 1:

Well, I think it's also a lot of that is like oh, I really like spicy food and then they bitch about it the entire day non-stop. Oh that, oh, it really doesn't feel good. But I really like spicy food, like it sounds like you don't. Yeah, like cuz. Sometimes spicy food tastes good, but all the time it doesn't feel good.

Speaker 2:

I Don't want to throw any particular Mexican restaurants under the bus. Oh no, no, it's a different one, but that one falls in this too. People often talk about how they like to eat there. No, like, yeah, but I don't like what it does to me. Oh, it makes me have to shit so much. I'm like, though why would you want to eat that? If it does that? I don't understand it, can't. It's not that fucking good. No, I've had it, it's well that, but that's.

Speaker 1:

That's the thing of like, oh, I've loved spice and I get so fucking amazing. I'm like, and then they sit there Like half the time, like if it's too spicy, and they're just like barely fucking breathing while they're trying to choke it down, and then they do nothing but bitch for the next three days. Cuz their assholes on fire.

Speaker 2:

They rather, this isn't they'd rather suffer, suffer and be like oh yeah, I can take it, I like spicy, but that's it. Just be like me.

Speaker 1:

I just don't like spicy, so I don't eat it but most of the time there it's not even trying to be like a flex of like oh, I can take spicy. It's oh, I like it so much Like that's. Are you trying to convince yourself? That's what it is.

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying a bit to flex, so you're not supposed to be crying when you're doing. But I'm talking about like I go into the restroom and somebody's at a stall or two over and you hear Like they're giving birth in there it's crowding, it's crowding.

Speaker 1:

It sounds like the fish on. You remember the game in San aquarium? I'm surprised. I remember the fucking name of that. I don't know it was when be jeweled first came out. You could play the games online on like a well calm.

Speaker 1:

I never played like not not the disc first and it was after that, but it was. You have a fishbowl and like you buy fish and I feed the fish and I drop food in the tank and then like upgrade the fish and like buy different shit, like Just the whole thing based around like a fish tank, and you get a certain amount of money per fish, per hour, per minute, kind of shit of whatever. But if you didn't feed the fish fast enough at a certain point, it became very hard. The fish would die and just like, and then like flip over and raise to the top.

Speaker 2:

How do I? You kind of just want that. But one thing I missed the AOL and the Compuserve discs because I Mean that you buy a magazine.

Speaker 1:

They just fall out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you know free coasters. Yeah, I mean, there's no need for me to have as many as I would end up with well, that's you know.

Speaker 1:

You know the trick for free coasters. Now, right, no, you go to home, depower lows into the the Like hardwood flooring section. Yeah, below the shelf they have the samples of them. That are squares, that are perfectly fucking square. Nice, so you can have a different flavor of each as a coaster. But you know, I mean, if you had and then just put felt on the bottom of that and it won't slip around and you're fucking solid.

Speaker 2:

But if you had all the different types of online services you could, you know, mix and match. You could have a shiny side up. Aol side up. Yeah, there's some people who are here in this room. I have no idea what we're talking about at all.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, at all at all, no idea. So Brandon AOL is stood for America online.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Back in the day you used to get internet by mail. That is not a joke. They would send you a disk and it would have a hundred free hours of Internet and you had to pay by and when you put the disk in to your computer, you had to wait between three and ten minutes for it to connect, to get probably, I would say, one to ten kilobytes of downloads.

Speaker 2:

Oh so slow.

Speaker 1:

If you wanted, sometimes per minute, depending on like at the beginning. Or think of when DSL happened. Dsl was slower than fucking dial up for a long time.

Speaker 2:

Like, if you were trying, it was that would depend on how close you were to the place. But if you actually had like, if you were trying to download Playboy pictures or whatever, you were waiting a while, you were leaving your computer and coming back. Making sure to turn off your screensaver so it didn't interrupt your connection or hoping somebody didn't pick up the phone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I hope somebody didn't pick it. It's like you're almost oh fuck, I almost had it. Yeah, then you have to start all over again. But I did see something that we're talking about dial up. They're like these things were in the we didn't have in the 90s and it's like the things that we had in the 90s we had to do in the 90s. But, um, cable modems actually started in the 90s and maybe like 98 99 97.

Speaker 1:

Okay so oh, you're off, but still whoa.

Speaker 2:

But still it existed in the 90s. Yeah it was the end of the 90s, but either way. But yeah, dial up sucked. Yes.

Speaker 1:

I did that noise. Actually I missed the noise.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, actually I thought you know what you know if I had an electric car. Maybe I should have a car do that instead of when it starts.

Speaker 1:

That'd be great. Yeah, I wouldn't want it to go the whole drive. I might see if I can find that and put that as an alarm to wake up to in the morning. See how that works for a couple days.

Speaker 2:

Ever watch a robot chicken? Yeah you know, at the end of the show, when I have the buck, buck, buck, buck. Yeah, that was my ringtone for a while.

Speaker 1:

That's annoying as fuck.

Speaker 2:

Yes, made people want to answer it. You've heard my current ring phone, my, my current ringtone ring phone.

Speaker 1:

Huh, that is what rings. Congratulations.

Speaker 2:

It's, you've heard it, because I accidentally set it off one day with my other peeka peeka. No, no, it's the Watch. I do have that for text. Okay but no, it's the ring. The actual ringer is um. It's the slasher movie sounds.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because, I like horror movies.

Speaker 1:

I still been a really long time. It's, I've seen, like a horror, horror movie.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I probably watched one last week. No, I love them. I think they're great.

Speaker 1:

I can't think of the last one I watched. It's like also like the awful Santa or whatever the fuck the killer Santa one that we watched. Yeah, but nightmare, what was that called? Well, there was, there's one of you Um it was the one where, like Santa, was gonna give up, and then he ends up saving like this yeah, but that one was that was in so much horror movies and I was a thriller.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was uh.

Speaker 1:

They kind of tried to paint it as a horror originally.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it definitely, is it was almost a die-hard Santa. Yeah, to be honest, it was. It was a joy.

Speaker 1:

I liked it. Yeah, I like very enjoyable.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 1:

Apparently, a lot of people fucking hate rebel moon Like Terribly fucking hate it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's that sucks.

Speaker 1:

Like I was surprised. Yeah like they're like this movie is so fucking bad. It's actually enjoyable. What? But that doesn't mean I think it had like a, an eight on rotten tomatoes like a 15, that's out of a hundred.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying, if it's so bad that you enjoyed it, then good, you enjoyed it, all right.

Speaker 1:

But I think the last time I looked at this was like a five, a Five-ish on IMDB.

Speaker 2:

So what are they gonna do? I mean, they're still gonna come out with a second one. They already yeah, they probably already made it?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they probably already made it, cuz it's dropping in April. Yeah, I Don't, I don't know. I think they might wait till after the second one to see if they're gonna make the third one. That might be what they do. Yeah, I thought it was. I thought it was really fucking good, like they definitely didn't go as in-depth as they could have with like character development, but yeah.

Speaker 1:

Especially like they're making two within a year. That kind of surprised me. I don't fucking be bro. Like if we could get movies starting to be made like this, let that fucking happen, yeah cuz, then good movies will be made like that too.

Speaker 2:

Well, let's preface this like Disney can probably slow down on on Marvel movies, though. I mean it'd be nice to get like two Avengers movies in a year, but let's not do all.

Speaker 1:

All these Marvel fucking super woke. The Marvel woke, woke, the Marvel woke up. The Marvel weak, woke, woke, woke, walk, walk. Let's stop doing all that dumb shit.

Speaker 2:

Let's stop changing characters. If you want to make a new character, go make a new character. Yeah, do it stop yeah don't ruin a current character.

Speaker 1:

Well, and there's a lot of I get wanting to do it right. How many times has the Hulk been remade?

Speaker 2:

See, that's the thing is, I like the Hulk movies.

Speaker 1:

Right, but stop, because like the ones with what's his face, where the Hulk was like way too big, and like he chucked Abrams a once, I like that Because that Hulk is usually really big, like if you see the comic book.

Speaker 2:

I used to read the comic book the Hulk would get bigger and stronger as he got more angry.

Speaker 1:

Oh See, but there was a point to what, like it got kind of dumb.

Speaker 2:

Eric Banner played him in the first one, and then it was Ed Norton.

Speaker 1:

Ed Norton, that's who. Yeah, like I think, mark Ruffalo does a really.

Speaker 2:

Mark Ruffalo does a great job. Yeah, really fucking. I was very impressed by how he does. I like him too. We should continue this next time but I'm just saying I enjoyed the movies. I like the Hulk. There's a lot more to the whole.

Speaker 1:

I think they should stop remaking Batman 2.

Speaker 2:

Well, it's not really remake, but I mean they.

Speaker 1:

They're constantly remaking, I think. I think I have a new fucking actor. They're remaking.

Speaker 2:

I think they killed the franchise with this last one, though good I. Mean, I'd like a good one.

Speaker 1:

They could bring Michael Keaton back.

Speaker 2:

They did.

Speaker 1:

As.

Speaker 2:

Batman as Batman.

Speaker 1:

What do you mean? They brought him back.

Speaker 2:

You didn't see the flash. Which one the series no, the, the movie, the movie that came out this last year. No yeah, michael Keaton's in it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I don't know that. Yeah, huh. Well, maybe they should give him another fucking franchise, because Michael Keaton wasn't enjoyable Batman.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I mean I want to see something. I Mean I liked what's his face. I thought he did a good job. Robert Pattinson no, I haven't seen that one, I mean either. I've heard it's just so long, it's so slow, like. Ben Affleck wasn't bad. I haven't seen that one. I didn't think he was gonna be good, but he was good. Have I seen it? It's his.

Speaker 1:

Batman suit I liked.

Speaker 2:

I liked how he did, the voice I liked. But I have nothing against Ben Affleck. A lot of people don't like him.

Speaker 1:

I don't have an issue with him. I just don't see him as a Superhero no, probably my again, batman's not a superhero, he's a hero.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna wrap up what I have to say, but probably my last. My favorite thing of Ben Affleck's is probably, besides Goodwill hunting, yeah, would be the town. I watched the town every so often. Just, I'll just looking for something to watch and I'll see the town of it. Oh, I'm watching this.

Speaker 1:

It's been a long time, I think I've only seen it once.

Speaker 2:

It's only been a couple months for me.

Speaker 1:

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