Some Offense Intended

#80 - MGM Parking Sucks, Massive Sports Contract & a Government is Fired

December 18, 2023 Jeremy Robinson & Mike MC Season 1 Episode 80
Some Offense Intended
#80 - MGM Parking Sucks, Massive Sports Contract & a Government is Fired
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Who wouldn't want to receive surprises from around the globe in the form of snack boxes? Now, imagine our delight as we delve into the treasure chest named Universal Yums. More than just a conversation about snacks, we find ourselves debating the merits of matching shoelaces to shoes. But buckle up! It's not all sartorial and culinary delights; we also sip our way into discussions about the impeccable quality of Sam Adams beer and the horrors of finding glass in our drinks.

Now picture this; baseball player Shohei Ohtani signs a staggering 10-year, $700 million contract, exceeding the worth of an entire hockey team—the Arizona Coyotes—in one fell swoop! Yes, friends, that's the crazy world of sports we're venturing into. From the Washington Commanders' controversial name change to the grandeur of the Special Olympics, we're skating across the ice of cultural concerns, brushing past an amusing tale of a failed truck auction, and jumping headlong into the world of athlete salaries.

As we trailblaze our way from sports, we find ourselves neck-deep in the political pool. We're discussing the recent recall vote for California Governor Newsom and the role celebrities might just have in the world of politics. We then take a brief respite, reminiscing over our childhood favorite, Dr. Seuss, his ever-changing name pronunciations, and the unforgettable Cirque du Soleil show, Zumanity. We dish on our experiences with Tivoli Village's popular restaurant, compare Church's Chicken to KFC, and wrap up with a candid chat about Hollywood, Jada Pinkett Smith's recent revelations, and the importance of writing a book. So, come, join us on this fascinating journey that guarantees information, laughter, and perhaps, even a little self-reflection!

Speaker 1:

Welcome back to some offense intended. I am Jeremy Robinson. I am Mike make and I don't know if it grabbed that whole welcome back thing, but it's fine oh.

Speaker 1:

I hope it. That's fine if it didn't. So me and Mike were just talking comparing notes and there's several, several, several notes that I was like I definitely have these, so I'm not gonna make notes of them, mm-hmm. And then I was like this one I have to write down to make sure I don't forget. And I had zero fucking notes when I put that one down. So I know there's, there's several fucking things that I'm like I need to talk about this, but they're not there. So we'll see how much.

Speaker 2:

We have food.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we got another. This one's red. I don't know if everybody's been paying attention the other universal yums boxes which they've been showing up on my Instagram. They have ads on my Instagram now.

Speaker 2:

Oh, of course.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like with the stupid, annoying AI voice. Now, like I got the universal yums like shut the fuck up. I would rather watch a silent video then Shut up.

Speaker 2:

There's an actually another brand that I thought about trying one of the times, but and they do a whole package from like. You'll have something from Japan, something from Germany, so you know, it'll be all different countries.

Speaker 1:

That's the ad I just saw was snacks from Indonesia.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they do that one. I've seen that ad so I. Think that's the ad that got me the first buy it.

Speaker 1:

For universal yums.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's all went on Facebook, that's what we haven't had anything from Indonesia yet. No, but it's what made me think about doing it. Okay, and then I did it and we got. I had a choice between Indonesia and Greece.

Speaker 1:

Greece was a good fucking choice. Yeah, I agree. So Mike told me today that somebody has seen our videos and said oh, you guys drink a lot because we have a shot, yes, a shot and sometimes a beer. Well, I'm not gonna lie there. There was a couple episodes where I had a shot and then like a quarter of the bottle. Oh I know, so maybe that's the a lot he's talking about but not both of us.

Speaker 2:

We didn't both do that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe that's the a lot he's talking about, though. Yeah but probably not. So this guy thinks that we drink a lot Just from this one shot.

Speaker 2:

So I'm not gonna reach across the microphone, okay, well, cheers, cheers.

Speaker 1:

It's still sent in aria. What's one's this?

Speaker 2:

the plata, the Blanco yeah, it's, it's the silver. It's not as age as much as the others.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this one is still better than the custodia's reposado Way better.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's that one's, not that one's. When it is in a thing, it's in a stainless steel, so it doesn't get any flavor from the container.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of stainless steel, I don't know what that has to do with it. Greg, if you're listening to this, we need something to put in that barrel. Yes, please, greg and this one will be mine, so you know I was just gonna say did you just that bottle just break?

Speaker 2:

it did not look good it, did it, definitely did.

Speaker 1:

This one did not. That's good I.

Speaker 2:

Don't want glass in my beer.

Speaker 1:

Beer in my in glass. I was just gonna say that that I don't care. What am I gonna strain it out? Have you seen that video? I shouldn't fucking talk about this.

Speaker 2:

There's something I want to mention before I forget.

Speaker 1:

It's about shoes. No, Mike talking about shoes.

Speaker 2:

I saw somebody recently your lids say cheers.

Speaker 1:

Your lives right here, actually, my lives right here, because mine still has a full fucking ring of glass both have glass in them. No, that's. That's from this one All right, yeah yours has no glass in it. Mine has a full ring of glass. That full top lip stayed in the fucking way to go to the camps. Yeah, it's definitely their fault, not mine. Yeah, I agree with Mike. Yeah yeah, same Adams do better.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, raise the bar, sam.

Speaker 1:

EA sports to the bar. Let me see how much is missing before I drink this and assume that there's fucking nothing in.

Speaker 2:

That's a pretty solidly fucking even circle that's missing, so I don't care so, um, like I was saying, though, once I saw this, I couldn't stop seeing it. The person had the shoes, were were black, they had a gray s on the side because they were. There were definitely sketchers, and they even said the word sketchers on part of it that were in gray right, but I Know this is gonna be nitpicking, but the shoelaces were bright, fucking white. I Like that looks so bad.

Speaker 1:

Just because they're bright, white on gray shoes no on black shoes with a little bit of gray.

Speaker 2:

Now, if they were gray places I'd be like all right, that makes sense because you've got some gray in it. But so most but the laces just stand out.

Speaker 1:

So much they take away from the rest of the shoe, most of the shoes that I've gotten like when I used to get like skate skate shoes, yeah, like I used to run, I used to always use fallen because they just felt the best. Yeah, they had four pairs of fallen's and they were all black and they came with a pair of black laces and a pair of white laces. Yeah, I immediately put the black ones in.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I did that too, but that's. There was an accent in the shoe that was white that it could match with. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, I didn't use the why still have, I think, three pairs of the white laces somewhere in my closet?

Speaker 2:

I might use that I'm wearing right now from ten years ago, our blue with some yellow, that blue laces. So if I had yellow as an option I might have put those, but I wouldn't have put white laces with them.

Speaker 1:

Do you know the the denim, jordan sixes?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Let me find them right now, denim Jordan. But up, up, up up, it doesn't fucking have any information.

Speaker 2:

But I've also never known sketchers to come with two pairs of laces. But I don't, I've only had like one pair of laces Sketchers I didn't much care for I don't think I've owned any sketchers, to be honest. I don't think I'll ever own another pair. I didn't much care for the first pair.

Speaker 1:

So the Jordan six retros, these ones, well, I like those. What size you were, 10 and a half would attend, fit I Could try okay. Because that's different than the fucking shoes and because I'm not fucking having them right in front of you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah it's different than the like hey, do you have those in a 13? And they come back like you know what? I have these in 11 and a half. What do you think? Oh, great, because when you were looking for those, I fucking lost my toes. You fucking piece of shit. What do you think happened? What do you think happened while you were back there looking for those shoes?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, you're your feet, you think I just got smaller.

Speaker 1:

You just put your foot in a Contraption that just do you think I don't know what my shoe size is? Do you think I'm bragging about my shoe size, like if I said like a 17, be like one goddamn. Yeah, you look down as soon as you say goddamn and be like goddamn those are. You're not gonna come back and be like I got a 12 If Shaq backhands you for fucking saying I have 12 and he needs a 17, he needs a 20.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's his number. That's clever. I see we did there and I disagree, but I see we did there. If Shaq backhands you or saying, hey, how about this? I Don't feel bad for you at all at all. Yeah, so those shoes on stock X are like 170 ish. What would you pay for those? For the denims?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I I Mean I've spent quite a bit on shoes. I.

Speaker 1:

Mean they're they're Jordan retro sixes washed denims, I think that's what they're called. Yeah, if they're like 160 on stock X, they're like 180 on goat. Is there a limit, like a bottom number? You would pay to have those I.

Speaker 2:

Probably probably wouldn't go much over one 60 or 180. I wouldn't go over those Okay. I mean I like the shoes, but I Don't want to go nuts.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what about the? You might be able to tell me what fucking Jordans these are. I Obviously have a fucking auction that I'm looking at but I think, I think we might be.

Speaker 2:

I think you might be mistaken. I think Shaq shoot number was 32. Yeah, no, I was definitely thinking Jordan because I've been doing it for a while yeah you know what these are not familiar with those.

Speaker 1:

I like those it says red air Jordan 91, 92, 93, size 10, and it's. It's the old school like bubble style bottom that that looks fucking awful from the sides. The bottom does, yeah, but I like the design of the shoe and it doesn't show. It Doesn't show any information, it doesn't show the tag, it doesn't show like what anybody needs for a fucking Jordan to see what the fucking Jordan is at all.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna see the red Jordan easy's. God, I fucking hate easy's yeah, but these were before easy with with Adidas.

Speaker 1:

Red Air Jordan 92. That is definitely not fucking those bro. Keep going. I'm gonna try to find these.

Speaker 2:

Well, they that. Just they're very, very rare so they're very expensive that they charge a whole lot of them. I Mean you might not even see them on on stock X all the time, that's how rare they are. But I was just saying I like to have my my laces match some part of my shoe. If you have black with white it just the laces stand out more than the shoe does. Yeah, that's all it's getting on about that.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how to look these up, bro. This red, or Jordan 91, 92, 93, just like it says, doesn't come up with it.

Speaker 2:

Maybe did you Google or did you just go to stock X.

Speaker 1:

I'm googling it. All right, it's the weird, all right, so it's the mesh style. This isn't how I want to start this episode here.

Speaker 2:

Slim chickens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you told me you ate there.

Speaker 2:

I had a food.

Speaker 1:

I saw it fucking like super heavy busy and I was wondering how they were chickens good.

Speaker 2:

The mac and cheese was good. I wasn't a big fan of the fries. I didn't like that. They gave the wrong Uber driver my order, so I had to wait longer to get my food.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that was that spot you told me about yeah okay and then they.

Speaker 2:

Their dessert was interesting, though, because I I got a chocolate peanut butter thing with Chocolate peanut butter thing. Yeah, because it wasn't like a piece peanut butter cup and it came in a jar Like look like a mason jar really yeah huh, and it was a glass jar. I was surprised by the fact that glass. It was good.

Speaker 1:

I guess let's just go by fucking year, bro. Let's go 94. I'm just gonna hit every fucking year of these and see if I can find see, that's why I call it a peanut butter thing for? Yeah, definitely, it's like a homemade Made.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was on. It's got the chocolate, it's got the peanut butter. It was scooped into the, into the jar and came with a spoon and it was delicious. They have another flavor too.

Speaker 1:

I can't remember what that one was, but Picture on the camera, but you could see a little bit of it.

Speaker 2:

Well, when I see chocolate and peanut butter, that's what I'm going for.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean it's same like if I'm at a new ice cream place. I'm like chocolate, peanut butter, I'll, I'll do that one. It's just like judging. Judging a southern food place by their coleslaw.

Speaker 2:

So I know we've talked about WNBA on here a couple times and how it's Awful, not great. Yeah, well, I also had mentioned this basketball player out of the University of Iowa. Her name is Caitlyn Clark, she is quite good and, and when I read about it, she was getting close to passing 3000 career points and I'm gonna assume 3000 career points is is I can in in all time like 15, 20 year high for the WNBA. Well, no, she's in college, so she hasn't gone.

Speaker 2:

That's not what I'm saying, oh yeah, I know you get it, okay, but no, I would say it's just, when she gets to WNBA, she's gonna, she's gonna make a change for whatever team she ends up on. Yeah, I started selling a lot of tickets. I found them. They sold a lot of tickets on At University of Iowa. They sold season tickets because of her. People are no shit. Yeah, yeah, she's great. I've seen video of her highlights and shit. She is really fucking good.

Speaker 1:

So they're the, the Air Jordan two, threes from 98. Two threes, all right. Red Flint Jordan, 13 retros roughly.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna keep looking till I find it keep going about the WNBA and because I'm glad we're on sports, because I have a couple of sports bombs to drop but she um, I said she's gonna be very good and of course she's probably not gonna end up in Las Vegas because she's gonna high draft choice and they just won two championships recently. So I Probably not gonna need, I'm probably not gonna have the availability for that high of a draft choice, yeah, but it would be a nice, nice addition to their team.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, I'm done. I'm not looking at us right. So that auction is the auction that the truck that I was saying that I was supposed to buy and he got. Take it down. So the salvage title? These dumb motherfuckers Bid it back up. There was three days left, yeah, and they bid it back up to almost what it was at before they knew it was a salvage title. So this truck still has a salvage title.

Speaker 1:

Yeah and it's still gonna sell for about the same price that it did before. People knew it had a salvage title.

Speaker 2:

That's crazy.

Speaker 1:

It's fucking retarded.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, never mind me. I told you joke to somebody which I want, about the Special Olympics.

Speaker 1:

That's not my joke, to be fair.

Speaker 2:

That's not my joke, but you're the one I heard it from that's a very old joke and it's amazing. Yeah, I told it to somebody I'm gonna. Yeah, that's you.

Speaker 1:

No, I'll definitely say it, mike. Do you know what's better than winning the Special Olympics? I know what not being fucking retarded?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I told somebody that yesterday there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's. I keep seeing Shane Gillis everything and I love his fucking stories about like because his uncle Danny is is Down syndrome and how many stories that he has of like him being inebriated anywhere and everybody mistaking him for a special needs kid Because he's like when he's when he's like drunk and just stand in some words of just looking, just looking like special.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like I love fucking the Shane Gillis stories that are coming out right now. They're fucking great, but we've worked with people that look either drunk or special. We've worked with a lot of people that are drunk and special.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the two for yes for sure.

Speaker 1:

So on the thing of sports, Do you? Know the Arizona coyotes.

Speaker 2:

Not personally.

Speaker 1:

That's a hockey team.

Speaker 2:

I know, but I haven't met him, you know so when grudge keeps one of the owners.

Speaker 1:

The Arizona coyotes are worth about six hundred and fifty million dollars. That's a fair price. That's a decent amount.

Speaker 2:

Are you making an offer?

Speaker 1:

No, however, oh shy, ohtani the baseball player. Yeah. Just he's great just got a 10 year, 700 million dollar contract. Yeah, he's great the the record Contract for the MLB. That is now more than Like his contract his total or not entire is more than the Arizona coyotes entire team.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, his, his first year contract 70 million dollars Assuming that it's even his 70 million dollar contract is worth more than I think. It was like eight other MLB teams full roster. That doesn't surprise me. Full fucking roster. Oh, shayotani, $700 million. So this came up at work and we started talking about something and I was like I definitely have to fucking talk about this Because it's a new way of measuring money.

Speaker 2:

It's, it's keep in mind Back when a rod had signed with the Texas Rangers, he'd gotten a contract for 251 million dollars.

Speaker 1:

That's still a fucking lot. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I mean for what? 510. No, it is a lot. Did he? Was it five year or 10 year, I don't remember exactly how many years, but I just remember that when, when the franchise had sold Before he got his contract, it had sold for 250 million, so he actually got signed for more than the franchise had sold for holy shit. Yeah, at that time. Yeah, it was crazy 10 year 252.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, that's still impressive as fuck yeah but that was years ago too.

Speaker 2:

That wasn't like this year. Yeah, no, that was in, but Otani a show. Uh, he, he was in fucking 2000. He's a crazy good pitcher, plus he also hits bro, he slams, he doesn't fucking hit.

Speaker 1:

I mean, he is he's, he fucking knocks it.

Speaker 2:

But who signed, which it did, anna?

Speaker 1:

was the.

Speaker 2:

Dodgers. The Dodgers. I was gonna say I didn't think anaheim could afford him the angels.

Speaker 1:

So one of the things I saw was because he was part of the angels, yeah. And they had. They had the murals up. Like when you walk into the stadium they have like all the windows up and they have all the murals. And I think it was the same day Because he was lagging for a while of like Announcing who he was with which, with those numbers being thrown around, I can understand being like Should I do this or should I do this?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I thought for sure he ended up with the Dodgers, the Yankees or the Red Sox.

Speaker 1:

I don't know that the fucking Yankees or the Red Sox could throw that kind of cash around. Only Yankees definitely could. They've done. How many people are good? They're gonna have to fucking trash to throw that cash around, though?

Speaker 2:

Well, I don't know with them. It's weird because they they have huge contracts, um, um TB contracts, so so they can throw away, they can throw a lot of money around either way.

Speaker 1:

I think it was the same day that he announced he was choosing the Dodgers that they took down his mural From the angels stadium.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah which I.

Speaker 1:

I understand he's on a different team now let's do this. But as he's announcing and everybody's excited about like where he's going whether they're Dodgers fans or not, they're just excited to see one. That's a fuckload of money Period. That's more money than most families will see in a fucking like three generations period. So everybody's excited about that. Everybody's excited to see his progression. Not just loyalty to a team, because let's get a couple things straight here, like loyalty to a team, to a company, to whatever, only means so much now. Like it might have used to mean something in like the 90s and early 2000s. Now, like who's gonna? If somebody offers me fucking like one and a half, two times what I'm getting paid, I'm fucking hopping my company bro.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, absolutely easy if I get offered 1.25 when I'm fucking making now and they give me two days extra a year off. Have one of these. I'm fucking skipping.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, me too.

Speaker 1:

So like I understand that, but While all that's going on, somebody starts posting pictures of his window empty. I Don't know if it was a fan or like somebody from the stadium, but them posting a picture of that window empty I think was disrespectful.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I was like oh well, he's, here's this.

Speaker 2:

But you could say that he's leaving that team for the for just for the money. But he leaves that team and goes to the Dodgers. He's immediately got a better shot at winning the World Series than he ever did with anaheim.

Speaker 1:

So I don't know what the, what the the typical ticket price was for the Dodgers. Taylor could tell me this and I'll ask her, it's gone up. I'll ask him this week, bro, has it the show the fuck up prices for the Dodgers tickets? And that's what I saw it was called when I looked it up. Yeah, the show the fuck up prices for the tickets are now $370 apiece am, which I'm pretty sure they were like 80 fucking dollars Last season for a long time.

Speaker 2:

They were the cheapest. They sold tickets cheaper than anybody.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cuz I think Taylor and Delmar, I think we're both Dodgers fans and like fucking loved them.

Speaker 2:

I know Taylor was him and I talked about it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, for sure Taylor Delmar, I think, was. I can't remember yeah.

Speaker 2:

I can't remember on, but it used to.

Speaker 1:

It was, I think, 80 ish. It's now $370 fucking dollars to show up. Yeah, that's expensive bro.

Speaker 2:

For the Dodgers are serious about trying to win, Apparently.

Speaker 1:

I don't know where the fuck they got the money. I'm not saying they always do, but I don't know where the fuck they got the money. I.

Speaker 2:

They're in a large market.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's Cali. They're stealing it from somewhere. Oh, it depends on where, but they're, they have a large.

Speaker 2:

They have a big TV DL to. I'm sure I used to be able to even radio, like I used to hear their games on the radio and when I lived in Vegas being in Vegas, sir, they've they've approved funding for the speed for the fast train.

Speaker 1:

Oh okay, I thought you were gonna talk about the fucking Oakland days. This, we were talking about baseball. They got a. They got funding for what?

Speaker 2:

For the super train to go from LA to Vegas and back and forth.

Speaker 1:

When did they get that I?

Speaker 2:

just read something about it earlier today. Let's look it up. They've been talking about it for a long time a long time. That's been a long time they've been talking about it's hard to do, because I mean look, think about the property that's in between Vegas and Los Angeles. That's where the fucking money is.

Speaker 1:

Though, if we can find a way like because it's it's a to be, it's gonna be a to be with like squiggle a little bit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I have a couple friends whose parents Owned property on the back side of the 95 and the 215. Yeah, before they were expanded like decades ago. I know I was actually thinking about this earlier and they fucking eminent domain it and they said hey, so they bought it for like, let's say, 80 grand, I think these are close to real prices.

Speaker 1:

They bought it for around 80 to 150 grand for like an acre or two acres in like early 80s of Vegas and Come around 95 2000, so like they held on to it for 10 ish, 15 years something. They eminent domain it and got close to two million dollars per acre so that they could buy the fucking property around it so they could expand the freeway. Pretty nice, that's fucking insane. So. But what I was saying, though, is figure out somewhere that's between Vegas and LA that covers enough fucking space that's like oh, here's 300 acres of fucking out in the middle of nowhere, nobody wants it and we spend a hundred dollars and we spend a hundred grand on it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah and we say, hey, guess what, build around us. And then I wait, no, but we were counting on, like, how much is it gonna cost to build around us? Five million dollars, damn. I guess I'll take three.

Speaker 2:

What I was getting at, though, is like one of the issues that they had trying to do in the first place. What's affected a lot of the property between Las Vegas and LA. It's quite expensive.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you want to know why. It's because Lex Luthor built it to fucking hit the San Andreas fault, bro yeah.

Speaker 2:

I wanted to get back to baseball for one moment. Um Now I was saying about their chances of winning the world series with Dodgers. Um Anaheim was 73 and 89 last year anaheim being who the angels okay, that's where tani was at last year.

Speaker 1:

Well, because I'm asking? Because I saw something that was like we, uh, we're starting a petition to request the name be changed to the anaheim angels.

Speaker 2:

What was it one time? Actually, one time was even the california angels.

Speaker 1:

Why did uh?

Speaker 2:

I.

Speaker 1:

I talked to ram I have even more shit to talk about with sports.

Speaker 2:

We can't have this whole thing be about sports, but I just like I said anaheim they were, and uh, uh, 79, like 83, yeah, and uh the Dodgers.

Speaker 1:

Without him 79 to 83. That's when heaven can wait came out, because that was the anaheim angels. It was around the same time as angels in the outfield. Heaven can wait was around the same time.

Speaker 2:

All right, but that was their schedule. I mean I mean, I thought it was their record.

Speaker 1:

Ah, not the years.

Speaker 2:

Okay, well, I'm thinking the years that was a record last year, and the Dodgers, on the other hand, were 100 wins and 62 losses.

Speaker 1:

And that's a little better, a little bit better, a little bit better when you get 100 wins and base while you're doing pretty fucking good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so and they add him to it. I don't know if they I don't know if they lost any had any subtractions.

Speaker 1:

Jesus heaven can wait. With 78 Angels outfield, that was fucking 94. I thought, I was way older than that. Yeah, um, I've seen it, but to keep it with sports, and I still haven't even touched any of my fucking notes. I don't think um, so you're familiar with the uh washington Commanders.

Speaker 2:

Yes, they used to be the washington football team.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so you know before that what they were. Do you know they're being sued right now?

Speaker 2:

By who?

Speaker 1:

By a native american law team.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

To change the name back to the redskins.

Speaker 2:

Wow.

Speaker 1:

I did not see that coming. It's a fat fucking lawsuit bro.

Speaker 1:

That's crazy because the logo, the guy on the side of the fucking helmet and his name is chief white calf. He's a real person, right that they had permission from the tribe, the family and I don't know about him because he might have been dead at the time, but, like from the tribe and the family, they had his permission, their permission to put him on the helmet and their outlook on it was it honors him and the tribe every time this team goes onto the field While it's called the redskins and then they changed the name and now it doesn't honor him at all. So they're suing them to change the name back Because it's a real fucking person that they're portraying on the side of the helmet that they're now calling something different.

Speaker 2:

Dance tonight is going out of his mind.

Speaker 1:

They called themselves the redskins. That tribe called themselves the redskins, from what I understand of the whole story.

Speaker 2:

All right, well for, but for the most part the term redskins has never been a term of endearment. For most tribes it's been a derogatory term, so that's part of the reason why people didn't like it, I'm sure but the people that didn't like it.

Speaker 1:

Just like everything else in fucking modern history, is white people being offended for everyone else.

Speaker 2:

I. I can't answer that. I don't know about that for that, for sure that there's because there's been a lot of protest and a lot of them Even you and americans- yeah, but you and me have seen a lot of fucking people there.

Speaker 1:

You can't see that, oh yeah, and they're white fucking people that are upset for somebody else's behalf. That's not even there, yeah or doesn't even care.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I understand. Yeah, I'm very yeah.

Speaker 1:

No, there's a.

Speaker 2:

There's a very large Law team but I'm not going to tell people that they can't be offended about somebody using their culture.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's.

Speaker 2:

Because we don't know, we're not them, so we can't.

Speaker 1:

However, However, this stupid fucking 2023 shit where a kid can't dress up as as anything because it's cultural appropriation Fuck you. This kid can't dress up as a fucking Indian, he can't dress up as a cowboy, he can't dress up as a fucking, whatever he wants to, because he's white, he's black, he's this, he's that and it doesn't fit and he's stealing culture. Fuck you.

Speaker 2:

Well, you, let let a kid be a kid, you could take cultures being stolen in many different ways.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but let a kid be a kid, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, I don't care what people wear, or I know you've hair styles.

Speaker 1:

I know you don't.

Speaker 2:

I mean some people that really look dumb on them and they probably shouldn't have done that hairstyle that somebody else is. But you know a lot of people. Yeah, I don't know a lot. I don't want to call anybody out.

Speaker 1:

I just don't know, who is it I?

Speaker 2:

just know, there's certain hairstyles that probably don't look good on certain people. And one being like, Like if you grew your hair long again and put dredge in there oh see, I know where the fucking line is. I would say something to you. I'd be like I would say something to my fucking self. I would say something to you.

Speaker 1:

I would say something to my fucking self. I've seen the movie Salt. I'd be like what happened. You know how hard it is for Angelina Jolie to look like shit. It's pretty fucking hard, but she pulled it off in fucking salt with those dreads.

Speaker 2:

She's like I'm gonna look fucking horrible.

Speaker 1:

Here it is. I'm gonna look like shit.

Speaker 2:

She, somebody told her she couldn't do it and she's like bet, yeah, exactly. And then she made a movie. Yep, couldn't you have done that in private? Do we have to see it? Yep.

Speaker 1:

Fucking awful. Yeah, If wanted wasn't a bad enough movie. Here it is in looks.

Speaker 2:

I wonder, does that the one where they were bending bullets and shit?

Speaker 1:

It is. That was fucking stupid. It was. It was enjoyable-ish, but it was definitely stupid.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't horrible, I mean, but the things that they did in it, bullets don't do that, they don't.

Speaker 1:

You're just mad because you can't fucking twist the gun fast enough. Got him no, yeah, no, they don't do that.

Speaker 2:

They don't do that, Even with my shaky hands they don't change direction of bullets. Yeah, not at all. I've seen people try it.

Speaker 1:

Well, good news, I did not get any glass in my whole beer.

Speaker 2:

That's good.

Speaker 1:

And I just realized you only have the fucking neck of your beer drink.

Speaker 2:

No, it's a little more than a neck. I was talking about basketball when you were looking up shoes. I couldn't drink and talk at the same time.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's, I'm not saying anything about it, I'm just noticing, you know. So let's start hitting notes, I guess. Um, one of the first things that is super, super, super impressive to me Hold on, let me erase this Show. A tiny thing, and the Christmas episode thing. Um, the most impressive thing that I saw, this whole fucking like two weeks, as we recorded, there is a Michigan town, that it's a town, a township, called Green Charter Township Good name, stupid name. They voted their entire government out. Well done, their whole fucking government out. And and they brought a locksmith in and changed the locks. Keep them the fuck out.

Speaker 2:

What I would like to do right now we've never done before. I'd like to give a high five to the whole place of green charter township.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, they deserve one, so you don't know why. Right, so they're old. The old town board, I think it's called Said hey, we're going to bring jobs, we're going to bring this, we're going to liven up the place, economy this, that, whatever. And they didn't, they were working on it. Yeah, they were going to bring a very large factory to the town. That was part of the Chinese battery company for electric cars called Goshen G-O-T-I-O-N.

Speaker 2:

I've heard that name before.

Speaker 1:

I've never heard of it before.

Speaker 2:

I have. I've heard about it on like YouTube.

Speaker 1:

So they they were going to bring that, that company, to the town, and a lot of town members at residents, whatever you want to call them all said I don't think this is the best option for us. Let's not do this, absolutely not. Do not do this period.

Speaker 2:

I know people who work around batteries. It's not great.

Speaker 1:

And they said you know what, let's do this. So they immediately fucking recalled the entire township board and all government members of that town, nice. And so I I read a lot of the articles and I think a little bit of it maybe a lot of it was a little race based, and I'm going to try to stay away from that, but I did find a little like a concerning part of what the company had said. So a lot of people were like oh well, my family members have fucking worked hard and fucking died to keep communism out of our fucking country, so we're going to. I'm like, okay, so because they're Chinese doesn't mean that they're this, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Then I read a couple of things. Like the company issued a press release that basically said something that, paraphrasing we will, we will support China where it needs supported, we will support the party and we will provide a party like company, like we will provide a certain amount of people for the company of the country to help, whatever. To me that's a company and that's a corporation saying I want to fucking survive and I have to play by the fucking game to survive, yeah, and the game is here communism in China, yeah. So to me that's a fucking like play to survive kind of thing. So like I understand what they're saying of like let's not do this, and I can agree with that, but the reason that they're fucking saying that I don't know that I agree with it Because a lot of what they're saying seems massively fucking like either race based or fucking communism based, kind of shit. Yeah, but I just like the idea of you don't like what your government's doing.

Speaker 2:

You can go ahead and redo it, fucking bingo. That's why it caught my eye, because I saw it and I'm like holy shit, it fucking can happen.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's. The kind of thing that I'm saying is that you can't do anything about it.

Speaker 2:

Well, that's the Constitution, bill of Rights, all of that was set up to. If it's not working, to go ahead and revamp, yes, but do you have a second? Do I have a second? Where am I going Now?

Speaker 1:

where? So they voted to recall Newsome in California.

Speaker 2:

Did you know that? I need to know that.

Speaker 1:

Was it last year or two years ago?

Speaker 2:

I think it was like last year. It was recently.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was so they voted to recall him I was going to move to California.

Speaker 1:

Now it's brought to a vote. So they say, hey, this should stop, let's vote on it. Now it's the vote on it stage. Here's the voting day. I'm not sure if you're familiar with American voting systems or California voting systems. They're not very efficient, I know, and they're not quick. However, okay, we're voting on Newsome. Are you going to recall yes or no? If you, if you recall, yes, he's gone. Yeah. If you recall no, he's allowed to stay. Yeah, it was 35 fucking minutes, 35. If I remember right pretty sure I do 35 minutes after the votes fucking ended that they knew Nope.

Speaker 2:

You're still governor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, nope, newsome, still Newsome, still governor.

Speaker 2:

So it repeats a shit.

Speaker 1:

I mean it takes like fucking two days for Cali to figure out who the fuck voted for who. For president? Yeah, but for governor they, but for governor, like that. They know who the fuck voted what? Yes, I feel like it was a very, very but it is.

Speaker 2:

It is tough to. It's not the first time that they try to recall governor there. I'm sure they had one one year when she did work.

Speaker 1:

I'm upset we didn't recall fucking Sicily. We finally got the vote to recall him. And fucking people like oh, I fucking, like this, I fuck, we shouldn't get on politics. I'm going to get fucking mad real quick.

Speaker 2:

Well, I just. But years ago there was a recall in California and everybody came out of the woodwork to be on the ballot to run against him and like there was I can't remember which one it was, but there was like a porn star on there that was. I mean, there was a huge long list, johnny. I think it might have been.

Speaker 1:

Oh, this was a doctor. I trust it.

Speaker 2:

There was a woman on there. She had. She had one of the cool porn names. I can't remember what it is right now, but then there was a. I think even Gary Coleman was on the ballot at one time. He might have been it might not, but that's when Arnold Schwarzenegger eventually became governor of California. Jesus.

Speaker 1:

Christ, jesus Christ, did you hear that they were trying to get Dwayne the Rock Johnson to run for the Democratic Party for president.

Speaker 2:

I did not hear that. I heard that he's talked about running for president at some point.

Speaker 1:

That's why they talked to him. So they talked to him. I think it was like six months ago.

Speaker 2:

Within the last six months, he was in a lot of inflation in the headlock.

Speaker 1:

He told him to fuck off. A real quick and short. He told him to fuck off. Way to go, mr Rock, so yeah, yeah, no, like well, I would rather have the Rock than Barack. So I'm just saying that right now. But but they came up to him and said hey, we want you to run for president on the Democratic ticket. And he goes no, they're absolutely not. I don't want anything I do to be politicized in any manner. Yeah, like I can respect that fucking 100%.

Speaker 2:

He's very good about not doing politics. He's very good about I'm going to make my movies. I'm not going to offend either side. I'm going to get people to go to see me. Yeah, and I like that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I can respect it 100%. That's it's, it's dope as fuck.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't. I don't really want celebrities to tell me I should vote for somebody because they're celebrities.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, oh, look at how hard my life is. You should vote for this person.

Speaker 2:

I didn't like that. There's a. I can't think of what his name is right now, but there's a singer from California. He lived in California Surprise Very well. He's very, he's done well for himself, he's very successful and he did commercials for a Senate race in the state of Nevada.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I even want to get out of here. No.

Speaker 2:

I went on Twitter. I'm like why are you in California? Tell me who to vote for in Nevada.

Speaker 1:

No, there's already enough of those motherfuckers. They moved here because Cali sucks and they're trying to vote the same. We'll touch on that part of politics. There's enough. There's so many people that leave a place. I'm not. I don't have. I already said names, but I don't have to for this scenario.

Speaker 1:

There's a lot of people that are upset about how things go in this place they're living currently, yeah, so they relocate to another place and try to make it the same as where they just and then they vote the same as where they fucking left and then fast forward five to fucking 10 years and they're like I really don't like how it is where I'm living now and I'm going to fucking leave again. Let me tell you something. Do you know what a fucking mirror is? It's the reflective bullshit in the bathroom. Go ahead and look deep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, look deep deep and deep into that motherfucker. You're going to see somebody that might look familiar. It might look like a piece of shit or somewhere in between. It's okay, not judging you, not judging you fully. There's judgment.

Speaker 2:

But when people start leaving your state, they can actually create jobs in your state. You might want to relook at what you're doing.

Speaker 1:

Not just that, when people are leaving your state in record fucking numbers in the nation's history, as what's going on in California right now, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2:

Well, the question is is they're leaving a state that's got a lot of great stuff too?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, weather, that's it.

Speaker 2:

Weather, but no, no, you can go. You can go where you are. Hold on, hold on All right.

Speaker 1:

They are now charging people to leave the fucking state.

Speaker 2:

I knew that was coming.

Speaker 1:

It happened like a year and a half, two years ago. Yeah, they're charging, leaving tax Leaving. If you're worth a certain amount, you have to pay to fucking leave California.

Speaker 2:

I think Joe Rogan got out before that tax.

Speaker 1:

He did yeah he did, and I'm fucking proud of that man. Yeah, I fucking love that man.

Speaker 2:

I'm a big fan. I've always happened, even back when he was on the TV show news radio.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I wanted to be on fear factor so fucking bad. And then it got canceled. I was a big fan of his comedy Joe and Joe, if you're, if you can fucking see only one clip From our whole pack, from our whole podcast, make a fucking 20 minute fear factor episode and put me on it, please. I'm gonna win that motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

But, throw anything at me, I'll go but he was on the TV show, news radio that. That one was with Phil Hartman. That was a funny fucking show and he was on the engineer on there. He was really good. I Love that show. Another one or no?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, go a little bit.

Speaker 2:

It was. It was a great show and I mean they had a good cast. He had so many from Kids in the hall. At Phil Hartman they had of course him. That sounds familiar.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Phil Hartman.

Speaker 2:

Phil Hartman. He was a Saturday night live for a long time. Unfortunately he was. He was murdered by this. I think it was his wife. He's always, ever seen the movie small soldiers Once. He, he, he was a neighbor's dad. I mean, he's funny. It's why he was so funny. You know it's animated, right? Um no, they had small soldiers, they had animatronic robots. That was little kid toys clay, that's claymation but the people who were being attacked by them were not.

Speaker 1:

Animated. That's how long it's been since I seen it. Yeah, I saw it one time because I wasn't allowed to watch it when I was little.

Speaker 2:

I'm. The original was too violent. The girl from the spider-man franchise, the original one with let's see this get in it.

Speaker 1:

Toby.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that one Cheers cheers so Toby McGuire.

Speaker 1:

Um and Kristen Dunst.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was it. Kristen Dunst was in small soldiers. Really, she was very young in it. Hmm, yeah, I don't think I knew that. Well, you're gonna have to watch small soldiers again, I don't you have?

Speaker 1:

homework sometime in the next fucking two years. That's fine.

Speaker 2:

Apparently you have homework. But yeah, um yeah, I always call Toby McGuire see biscuit because he also did the movie see a biscuit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so Going through my list again, so I went to Vegas. I guess we can do those, since they're fucking like not time relevant, but it just happened of. I just went to Vegas last week and I saw the Cirque show, mr yeah.

Speaker 2:

I haven't seen that one. That's what I want to.

Speaker 1:

That's what I want to see so you know who Dr Seuss is? Obviously yeah, which watching the base.

Speaker 2:

What actually? Watching the base?

Speaker 1:

I'm watching the basement yard. It's pronounced dr Soyes. I don't know if you saw that episode. I Don't think it's apparently supposed to be pronounced dr Soyes. So well, whoever Post a couple comments saying like why, why it should be pronounced which way, and I'll fucking talk about it because I don't, I don't like either way. Dr Seuss is always how it's been growing up, dr Soyes, and the backing of it makes sense.

Speaker 1:

But if dr Seuss was fed Way too many hallucinogenics as a kid, yeah like here's your fucking plate, eat your dinner, but it's only hallucinogenic mushrooms, fucking acid, yeah, and anything else that'll make you trip fucking balls. And they put it on stage and then they beat him in the head with a club Because there's got to be mental damage behind this fucking hallucination.

Speaker 2:

I haven't seen that show, but I've seen a lot of their other ones and I always enjoy it.

Speaker 1:

It was. It was very enjoyable. Don't hear that wrong. I really like the show. Yeah, it was very good. I liked it. I enjoyed it, I enjoyed the company, I enjoyed everything about it. What the fuck.

Speaker 2:

There's definitely not, like you know, a different kind of circus.

Speaker 1:

No, there's. It's fuck like there was a giraffe. That was like Like straight autism. Oh, there was one of the best parts, was it's. So it starts with there's two strollers on the center of the stage and you hear like Babies crying.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, I'm out.

Speaker 1:

So, but it was for like 45, like 30, 45 seconds. Oh and then it switches to this like massive, massive fat dude in a diaper. It's like yeah, papa, and like just just mumbling shit and he picks one guy in the audience that's like papa and like all throughout the whole fucking show, this baby is like coming throughout everything and he's always Papa To the same guy, of course, yeah you got to the same yeah.

Speaker 1:

So like that's like driving the golf cart around, like everything. And there was another guy that was like he. They made him look like a drunk in a tux. That's like wandering through shit and like you can't be here. He's like, oh, I'm here, like he was wandering through everything too, like it.

Speaker 2:

Both of them made the whole show fantastic, but it was weird as fuck you know, when I when I saw as humanity, the beginning of it was very unusual because at the beginning they had definitely a plant in the audience. They're like wait, you can't take pictures and they want ran over and they grabbed them and they were Roughing them up a bit and then they threw them into hole in the stage.

Speaker 1:

That's basically the guy that wandered around, but you could tell he was a plant from the beginning. Yeah, because he was on the stage to start with. Yeah, he, he come up and like, looking in the strollers, like that wasn't me, good, start screaming. He's like I got somebody Come to get this kid, or what. Yeah, see, but the ones I saw were completely.

Speaker 2:

They're all different, but I guys, I've seen darkana twice without one's no longer there, and that one was great. They had trapeze act. They had a trapeze at the end of this one. They had a big wheel where the people are. They don't have.

Speaker 1:

I don't, it was. I have to try to find a video and show you of it they had the the long ass trapeze act.

Speaker 2:

I don't know it was. I have to try to find a video and show you of it.

Speaker 1:

They had the long ass trampoline on this one.

Speaker 2:

The trapeze, had the trampoline and they did a lot of crazy shit. It was cool.

Speaker 1:

So this one had the trapeze is with, like the, the rope net, and then it had the trampoline at a different point.

Speaker 2:

Well, they had this where they could. They used it as part of their act, like they'd bounce back down and get back up on the Okay and and it looked like a big, it looked deep, like it was a big spider web.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and that's when that one actually started off with it, which was really fucking cool. They had it was, um, they had a they put the woman had you could see on the screen what she was doing and there was sand on the On what she was doing and she was drawing things in the sand and she'd keep just switching it up like She'd draw something in there and see this big cool picture. Then actually, you know she's turning it into something else and then something else, that's okay dope, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then there was something to do and, uh, there was a juggling act, but it wasn't juggling, it was like she was bouncing the shit off the ground and it was bouncing back up to her and it was going. I mean it doesn't sound as impressive, but it was super fucking fast. But then Beatles love. I mean that's got Beatles music, so that can't be too bad.

Speaker 1:

Real quick. We have 10 minutes left. Do you want to do food or do you want to keep going about nuts?

Speaker 2:

I took to you. We can do foods on the next episode if you want.

Speaker 1:

We'll do that All right. Talk about like, just stay in a Vegas, did you know? So I stayed at the Luxor while I was there, which it's dope. However, it's an MGM property and I saw something when I reserved the room and it said do you want parking included in your stay? I was like I didn't pay attention. I'm a guy to give a fuck. Whatever, I'm gonna borrow my dad's truck when I go down there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You still have to pay for parking. Staying at an MGM property?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1:

I paid every fucking day for a hotel room at the Luxor.

Speaker 2:

They were actually the first ones to actually start charging people to use their parking lots.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, for public. I understand For fucking staying. I was staying at the hotel, I know I understand.

Speaker 2:

When I stayed in Anaheim at one of the hotels there and they baseball, they charge this. If we move the car out of the Drive, out of the parking lot and put our back, we had to pay again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what MGM did, yeah. So they said you can do $18 a day and I was like get the fuck out of here. So the first time I went, it was zero to four hours was $15. So the first time I left, it was like two and a half hours. It said 3.7, which is fucking wrong. Anyway, the times are way off, like not exaggerating. From when I fucking parked to when I got back was like 3.2 hours, yeah, and it says zero to four. So I had to pay 22 and a half dollars to get the fuck out of there. And Then, if I come back right next, like immediately, and Stayed another three and a half hours, that have been $47, 45 dollars park just a park for the day.

Speaker 1:

So I'm with it. This is fucking wild, bro. So I was gonna talk to somebody and my friend was like hold on, here's a card, and we had enough shit scheduled for the next like day or two, and that it was only gonna be like 20 bucks. So I'm like I'm not worried about it for the next day, the next day, because we slept and fucking did whatever, and then we leave, we go do a bunch of errands, bunch of shows, visit people, and then back. So we paid $20 for the first day, $20 for the second day. The third day we got my buddy's card so we could fucking swipe, and now it's free which it wasn't theirs, but it doesn't matter. Yeah, so now it's free. Like bro, I will never, never, stay at another fucking MGM property because of that.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I don't blame you ever yeah Like. I could.

Speaker 1:

I could park at TI for free when I went to get the fucking Cirque tickets. Yeah you pull up and there's some little fucking Shit-smile and shit head. Just what's the purpose of your visit today? I'm getting Cirque tickets. Okay, go ahead, just to get you, like he's letting you pass for free. Um, if you say I want to fucking look at the letters T, I He'll go, okay.

Speaker 2:

You know when I've been to it. When I, when I still lived in Vegas, a lot of times To a wood parking, I would park at the Miracle Mile, I told you this I haven't been in the Miracle Mile in a while. Yeah but I could go to there and it's central, it's right in the middle. I could walk to Seizures, I could walk to Blasio, I could walk to T-Mobile, I could walk to anything I need to.

Speaker 1:

Learned a word?

Speaker 2:

No, no, I'm good, so I often did that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And because it's, it's not. It's not technically part of. I mean, miracle Mile is connected to plan in Hollywood, but it's not the same place, yeah, which I have a funny story about that the same, but yeah so that made it easy.

Speaker 2:

Plus, I also like last time I I stayed, I parked at Miracle Mile. I also ate at no-transcript. I like their barbecue burger. Plus, I used to work there so I knew a lot of people, so I wanted to go see some people I hadn't seen in a while, so that's why I went there.

Speaker 1:

That's so the first night I was in Vegas, I ate at Echo and rig. Yeah, I don't know if you ever had it.

Speaker 2:

No, we talked about it I.

Speaker 1:

Fuck me, is it still good?

Speaker 2:

I've heard good things, guys, from you, from others in.

Speaker 1:

Tivoli village. So they have another spot in Henderson.

Speaker 2:

I've seen the one at Tivoli.

Speaker 1:

I went out playing Pokemon go and my buddy said that he's only gone to the one in Henderson since they opened that one, even though he lives in North Vegas, which, whatever they have one in sack also. That's not as good but, the one in and to bully is Fucking amazing.

Speaker 2:

It sucks that the one of sack isn't as good because we're closer to sack than Vegas. Yeah, we could make an easy road trip to sack.

Speaker 1:

I still want to try it. That's what he told me. Yeah, not that I know. That's what he told me.

Speaker 2:

Well, I would go with you.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I'd go with you to go to the restaurant.

Speaker 1:

You know it's also in sack church's chicken. Fuck out of here. I go, fuck about them. Ikea. Ikea is way more important than church's chicken.

Speaker 2:

Well, except there's no church, that's the closest church's chicken to here.

Speaker 1:

It's the closest fucking Ikea to here too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you're right, we could do both. I'm just saying, first we go to.

Speaker 1:

Guess Swedish meatballs. I don't give a fuck about church Ikea.

Speaker 2:

We can get Swedish meatballs, and then we can go to churches and I can bring chicken home.

Speaker 1:

I'll have to bring a cooler. I don't think I've ever had church's chicken.

Speaker 2:

Let me, let me give you this. You don't care. You've heard me talk about how much I do not like spicy food. Yes, but one day, when I was working the World Series of poker, one of the players Brought chicken in for us from churches. A lot of it Just was like yeah, we appreciate what you're doing, here you go, gave it to the runners, the people who run the board and I Went into work and I started eating this chicken. Now, keep in mind, I started eating this chicken when I, when I worked through the World Series of poker, I would show up early to eat in the EDR, yes, and then on every single break I would eat for anybody before I left for anybody that doesn't know EDR is the employee dining room.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's all free in most casinos they provide an EDR employee dining room. It is all free. You can scan your badge. You eat for free for about 20 to 30 minutes, either on lunch but when you get there or whatever. So here's all this shit.

Speaker 2:

Go ahead, feel free, good and sometimes it was food from buffets and shit like that. Yeah, so I would go in, like I said, I'd go in early. Sometimes I'd go to the main EDR at the Rio, sometimes I'd go to the one that they set up just with a world series of poker and I would eat, and then I would eat again on every single break I had, plus lunch, and then, before I left because I had breakfast, yeah so of course, at the beginning of the shift when I go in there, they have chicken there and I've already eaten.

Speaker 2:

I still I'm like that's church's chicken, I'm fucking eating it. And they ordered the spicy chicken and I was eating it and it was spicy. That's like I don't even fucking care, this is church's chicken. I just kept eating it. I Didn't, I didn't stop me, didn't slow me down one bit. I just kept eating because it was churches Like I. You give me Popeyes at spicy and I love Popeyes. I'm not eating to buy a price spicy Popeyes. Yeah, I'm just excited about food right now. I could tell yeah, and I haven't had churches in so long. Only bad thing about churches is never in a good neighborhood ever. Yeah, yeah, the owner, he was kind of a racist dickhead.

Speaker 2:

No yeah, I know it's hard to believe, damn. That's what I've heard though I I'm allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 1:

So we're at an hour right now to round this off Relevance falling off. How long do you think that is in Hollywood? Like a month and a half, three months, like. What do you think is the Like? Okay, well, it's reaching its end. Maybe we should refresh something and like bring something else back up.

Speaker 2:

I'm hoping that they Refresh it soon.

Speaker 1:

You don't know. You don't even know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Hollywood and movies, and we need something so so like just time period Three months, six months, year and a half. What are you thinking?

Speaker 2:

You're half.

Speaker 1:

Do you know when the Oscars were where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock?

Speaker 2:

No, but I remember I went and got out garden that night Was that a year ago?

Speaker 1:

No, it was two of the year and a half. Jesus Christ, did you just fucking call a year and a half ago, knowing it was a year and a half ago? Yeah, so this stupid bitch, the bald fucking man, jada pinkett Smith said, said that the Oscar slap saved her fucking marriage.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I know I was gonna mention this. I was gonna, but I didn't want to make her well, I didn't want to talk about her relevancy. I don't think she's no that's no.

Speaker 1:

It was falling off. That's why I have to bring it up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah her relevancy was falling off and she fucking came out with a book and she's been on talk shows. There's a fucking book. Yeah, that's what I was gonna talk about.

Speaker 1:

God Fuck yeah, I heard about it on Howard Stern I need to write a book with my left fucking toes so I can be like I fuck.

Speaker 2:

I'm right up, yeah and she's like the thing is, she's like she goes on a talk show and she's talking about all the shit. She's bringing things up and it's like, yeah.

Speaker 1:

You're a fucking whore that cheated on your husband. Calm, the fuck down.

Speaker 2:

Well, but no, what they should. Well, they said they were separate, but I, regardless of that, what she should be doing. But it sounded like she was giving away too much. It's like she's telling all the stuff and it's like wait, don't you want people to buy the book? Why the fuck are you giving it away for free? Tell them you have a book, give them an idea, but get people's attention to it. Make people think, oh shit, that sounds good. I better read that fucking book.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, team will fuck that bitch oh. Yeah, I'm on team will let's start a fucking social movement team.

Speaker 2:

Jayder team will, if I just team will if I vote for Proof just on the movies alone Bro team will yeah, men in black, great men in black, you can stop there and fucking he yeah. That's not even. That's not even bring it up independence day, which is fucking great too. Yeah, and he wins. I even like wild Wild West. I don't care what other people say, I like wild Wild West.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if I've seen the whole movie. Oh, it's good. Did you know he turned down the role in the matrix for that movie?

Speaker 2:

Well, that's a good move, because I fucking hate the matrix. Yeah, I said it. I know everybody loves it narrow. They want to fucking I am so fucking confused.

Speaker 1:

That's the opposite side of the coin. That I've never fucking heard before.

Speaker 2:

Oh god, I remember when matrix what the fuck? Everybody stop Everybody's like you, gotta go see it. What the idea of making a person Into a battery. I don't it's not very efficient. There's so many problems and everybody's like, oh, it's got great special effects. Yeah, great special effects, that's great. How about a fucking story? That's all I really want is a story. Wild West doesn't have a story and has a story, so I have so much hi-ack.

Speaker 1:

I also have issues with the matrix, because Keanu Reeves has this face In every fucking movie. Yeah, but it's still better than Wild Wild West.

Speaker 2:

No, well, no, I find Well, I'll have to be funny, and so my hi-ack to be hot, but you tell me Trini wasn't hot. She's on some hi-ack.

Speaker 1:

No, you're right, but um.

Speaker 2:

But I find it entertaining and I found a lot of parts of like. I hate that fucking slow motion shit when it's the person jumps up in the air and they're just floating there and the camera turns. No, I hate that. That's fucking stupid. I want to see somebody jump up in the air and kick something in the face quick. I don't want somebody slowing down.

Speaker 1:

You didn't like crossing tiger, hidden dragon no me either, but that's the side of the point.

Speaker 2:

I've only seen bits of it. I haven't even watched all of it. It's not good. The way they ran across the trees irritated me oh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cuz, realism was what you wanted.

Speaker 2:

Well, no, it's not that, it's just I didn't like it. I Know a lot of people and I've never heard anybody be like, oh my god, you gotta see Matrix 2 or matrix 3.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's because matrix 3 wasn't fucking good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was okay, but it was people complained so much about both of the sequels.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so matrix one was really fucking good. Matrix 2 was really fucking good. I would hold it like if matrix one was a hundred percent, matrix 2 was like a 97.

Speaker 2:

Do you know what made me finally watch matrix? One day I did my brother I I told him about the movie Shawshank Redemption.

Speaker 1:

Geez, I don't even want to fucking hear it then.

Speaker 2:

One of my absolute favorite movies, so he'd never seen it fucking carrot if it was a trade-off but no, but that's what we did, I, why he? I got him to watch that and I had to agree to watch matrix. So and he, he was like, oh, it's not that great, sure, sure, it's not that great.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's not that great of a fucking trade-off, for sure. But no, he said it wasn't that great of a movie. No, it's not that great of a trade-off. He was right.

Speaker 2:

I Shawshank. Redemption is one of my favorite movies. It's a good movie, but also force comp is another one. And another movie you still need to see his last castle We've talked about before it sounds familiar it's got um. You know, Tony Soprano.

Speaker 1:

That's I seen. Did I bring that up on here? The drop.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, with Tom Hardy. Yeah, I need to see it. I haven't seen you.

Speaker 2:

James Gandolfini is in the last castle.

Speaker 1:

Okay, well, you just see the drop. It's good. The last castle yes, I. Might remember to look it up.

Speaker 2:

It's, they're in a, they're military and they're in a military prison. And and uh, james Gandolfini runs, he's, he's, it's a military prison. So I don't think they call him a warden, but he's basically the warden.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's probably like fucking. I don't know what the name would be, but yeah, you gotta watch it.

Speaker 2:

It's really good.

Speaker 1:

I look at it.

Speaker 2:

Robert Redford is a general Ah, a disgrace general. Who's going to the prison?

Speaker 1:

It might be good. Yeah, it's really good All right well we're well over well over an hour. Yeah, um, listen from the beginning and follow us on stuff, because we keep forgetting to say that at the beginning. Last week I think we did Last episode we did.

Speaker 2:

We were fucking remember to say at the beginning before we head out, I'm gonna pull out one item and show you guys what we're gonna eat for the next episode popcorn I. But this is salted egg yolk popcorn.

Speaker 1:

I'm just gonna end the episode right now Um facebook and instagram. At some offense intended tiktok and what's the other one's same. I'm a fence pod tiktok and twitter.

Speaker 2:

All right, so I'm offense. I'm offense pod formally twitter.

Speaker 1:

It's still twitter.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because it's twittercom.

Speaker 1:

I don't give a fuck what it's called now, it's twitter.

Speaker 2:

Some offense pod get your shit together, elon.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you fuck, don't fire me. Um, uh, some offense pod on that one and uh comment like subscribe, share, do stuff, and uh, we'll see you next week.

Speaker 2:

You say goodbye.

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