Ever wondered why Podcast Addict is the new kid on the block, stealing Spotify's shine? Imagine being privy to an in-depth analysis of this phenomenal growth; well, that's exactly what we've got up our sleeves in this episode. We take a hard look at the rise of Podcast Addict and the dwindling glory of Stitcher, while reminiscing over ageless classics like the Sopranos and the Mario Brothers movie. And that's not all, we've also got a peek under the covers of Slow Horses, the latest show catching everyone's attention on Apple TV.
Experiencing the agony of streaming content on multiple devices? Don't sweat it; we've got you covered as we vent on the hassles of downloading and playing shows on Amazon Fire Stick, Roku and other platforms. We also open up the debate on the pros and cons of using an Android box as an alternative. It's a rollercoaster ride through the streaming landscape that will leave you better equipped for your next binge-watch. Whether you're a streaming newbie or a seasoned professional, this episode is studded with nuggets of wisdom to enhance your viewing experience.
Ever wondered why Podcast Addict is the new kid on the block, stealing Spotify's shine? Imagine being privy to an in-depth analysis of this phenomenal growth; well, that's exactly what we've got up our sleeves in this episode. We take a hard look at the rise of Podcast Addict and the dwindling glory of Stitcher, while reminiscing over ageless classics like the Sopranos and the Mario Brothers movie. And that's not all, we've also got a peek under the covers of Slow Horses, the latest show catching everyone's attention on Apple TV.
Experiencing the agony of streaming content on multiple devices? Don't sweat it; we've got you covered as we vent on the hassles of downloading and playing shows on Amazon Fire Stick, Roku and other platforms. We also open up the debate on the pros and cons of using an Android box as an alternative. It's a rollercoaster ride through the streaming landscape that will leave you better equipped for your next binge-watch. Whether you're a streaming newbie or a seasoned professional, this episode is studded with nuggets of wisdom to enhance your viewing experience.
Welcome back to some offense intended. I just started reading something that popped up on the fucking screen. I'm Jeremy Robinson.
Speaker 2:I'm like man. I thought maybe you were trying to remember who you were.
Speaker 1:No, I've never seen it pull up before. In the top of the screen it said like the recording is actual higher quality than it's being shown right here.
Speaker 2:I've never seen that pop up before. I've never seen that either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I'm like that's with how many every now and then, the issues that we have Like I need to read what this says real quick.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't really think you forgot who you were, because you know this is the second one today.
Speaker 1:And this time we're remembering very quick into the episode, like 40 seconds in. If you are not following, subscribed or liked anything yet, go over to Facebook and Instagram at some offense intended. Tiktok and Twitter X some offense. Pod and YouTube at some offense intended, or just search it. Give us a like, subscribe, share on your favorite podcasting platform, which actually there's a new podcasting platform.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we actually pulled ahead of Spotify to mention that, podcast addict. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've never even heard of it till I went through.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's higher than it is on. Spotify. Yeah, that's actually you got to pick it up.
Speaker 1:Exactly why I put it in my notes. Yeah, it was like podcast addict. New app more use than Spotify. Yeah, so if you're listening on Spotify, go hit subscribe. Leave a review if you haven't yet.
Speaker 2:Please. Yeah, please, and thanks, and I was not familiar with podcast addict, and then I look at it, I happen to look at yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it might have something to do with a stature is no longer, though it might have, like just swooped in and picked up all the stitchers old business.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't know, stature was gone.
Speaker 1:It might not be stitching. There's one of them that I think went away.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it is. Sad now.
Speaker 1:Oh, poor Mike. You want to make you happy.
Speaker 2:A drink to stitcher.
Speaker 1:A shot. A shot at the killer to kill you.
Speaker 2:So when you were pouring that shot earlier I wanted to mention, but I wanted to wait for the podcast. I don't see it on the bottles anymore, but the old 1800 bottles used to actually be able to flip the thing upside down and would fill the lid and you could take that lid out like, set it in your margarita glass, let that pour out where you're getting the other ingredients and come back. You got a perfect shot poured.
Speaker 1:I think I've seen a couple like that.
Speaker 2:But I just know that 1800 specifically had it. They even had it in the commercial, one who played Christopher and the Sopranos. He did the commercial for a while and he's like I did even pour a shot for you.
Speaker 1:Did he have a fucking needle in his arm? No, nobody was drinking tequila, so that is where you have really worked, whereas I was fighting the whole fucking time yeah. I've never seen such a fucking struggle. His eyebrows were constantly fighting, yeah.
Speaker 2:And neither of them ever came out on top.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But he also wasn't sitting on a dog either, so that was good. I love the Sopranos. Such a good show, so good. They're supposed to be making Fuck. What was it? They made a prequel.
Speaker 1:Tell my voodoo account. That might be what I'm thinking of. That's already out, it's been in theaters.
Speaker 2:It's been on a lot of theaters. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I think they're doing another one.
Speaker 2:Well, but I'm just saying, if you haven't seen it, you can watch some of my video account. I'm not saying I don't mean the black magic.
Speaker 1:Well nope, the streaming service, yes, and that's I don't remember. I think I'm logged into your voodoo on something, but I don't know what.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure, but there's some good movies on there. If you haven't seen the Mario Brothers, it's on there, but I think it's also on Prime.
Speaker 1:I definitely haven't it's good.
Speaker 2:I saw it in the theater. If you're a Mario Brothers fan of the games, you see a lot of things that are out of the games and then you'll see things that are from other things. There's a part at the beginning where they're watching a commercial for their plumbing and then they show them in the I think it's a pizza parlor. There's video games around and there's posters on the wall. There's like a box here, a picture of a box on the wall and it's Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of good things in there.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, glass Joe was his record. I remember on Punch Out was one and 99. Wow, yeah, I want to. I always want to know who was the one he beat. Was it King Hippo?
Speaker 1:Damn it. There was something there, why.
Speaker 2:Did he even have Mike Tyson's Punch Out anymore? Now it's just we're going to Punch.
Speaker 1:Out. Oh, I started watching a new show called Slow Horses that's on Apple TV, so I watched the first episode on the flight from Dallas to Reno because it's free. I finished reading my book and I'm like well, now, what do I fucking do? Not sleeping much. Really good. It's about like MI5 agents that weren't very good at their job at some point so they got moved to they call it the Slough House and they're just like the fuck ups. So they do like absolute shit jobs and like they're still in my five, but barely. And the story of like them actually coming up on a case that's kind of big and fucking it's really good. I think I've watched the first because there's only six episodes per season. It's British.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I watched the first three episodes. The fourth one I'm having a hard time finding because I tried to download it on the that you put on my fire stick and it won't load more than like one and a half seconds at a time, before buffers again yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, download it. So it took forever to download and then as soon as you try to play it once it's downloaded, it says can't retrieve or like this server is no longer available. Whatever, like try different server. So I fucking downloaded it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2:I need to take a look at mine, because there was something on Apple TV recently that I saw an ad. I can't remember what it was now, but it looked really good when I saw an ad for it and I couldn't get any of my things to play it. So I'm going to rework my stuff and see if I can get things to play again.
Speaker 1:Nice. So that's you need to, if you can see, if it, if you can do any of that on Roku, because that as soon as this Amazon firebox fucking.
Speaker 2:I looked I can't get. I can't get anything on there. I can get the Android box and the fire TV, but I can't get anything on Roku.
Speaker 1:Damn Cause I'm not getting another fucking Amazon stick.
Speaker 2:Well, you can always get a Android, Android box. I'll think about it. That's what. That's what I'd done for your roommate the one time.
Speaker 1:The one that like was bricked and he didn't. I remember there was one that John had.
Speaker 2:I remember you brought me a Android box and I got it and it was working when I wanted, when I left it, when I Give it back to you, Was it not working when you got it right? No, I thought it was working.
Speaker 1:Oh, because I know he had one. Maybe it was the earlier one and why he got that one, but he had one that was just like absolute bricked, like you couldn't even fucking pull it up. Like the light would turn on, but nobody was fucking home.
Speaker 2:See, I had one that was. It was a paperweight, because my fire TV wouldn't even turn on anymore and that's I just found.
Speaker 1:I still have the Google Chromecast. Yeah, I just found that again I have like three Roku's Because in Vegas I had a TV in almost every fucking room yeah, in one of the garage and I had A Roku at every TV. So I had one in the garage. I had a TV above the the pool table with a Roku on it. I had a Roku at the Chromecast. I had the living room because there was a Chromecast on the X boxes, and then the TV in my room I had a Roku, and then the TV in the office at a Roku. So I have like fucking Like seven or eight Roku's like streaming devices.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 1:Like Jesus, fuck it. So many of them.
Speaker 2:I just need to start hooking them up to everything. Yeah, so you like, if you're watching let's say you're watching the Super Bowl You're not at a party or at home watching Super Bowl and you have to go to the bathroom. You could have the TVs, all the way down and just watch it as you go, just stop and look that's.
Speaker 1:I actually was thinking about it because, like the, the curved TVs, I'm kind of. I'm really glad that that stopped being a trend, because they were stupid, expensive too. But the only time a curved TV Makes sense, like one in the theater, because the seats don't fucking move, or two, you know the other place, the seat doesn't move.
Speaker 2:The bathroom fucking bathroom.
Speaker 1:So you get like a 30 inch or a 32 inch curved monitor and just mount it right at eye level, taking a shit, and you can have a great viewing experience.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because the the reason that, the reason that causes issues, gage is calling me. Hey, what's up, gage? We're recording. Oh, okay, I'll talk to you later. All right, I thought that was gonna be funnier than that, yeah.
Speaker 2:But um, one thing I do want to mention is that if you have an arena or a stadium and you don't have um TVs in your bathroom, then you need to rework your whole fucking stadium. When I went to WrestleMania and in Lendale at the Arizona stadium, they did not have bathroom.
Speaker 1:They have uh they didn't have bathrooms. That bathroom they had no.
Speaker 2:TVs in them. They might as well not have bathrooms.
Speaker 1:So how was the? How was the gold night's game? I?
Speaker 2:forgot to ask you about that last episode. Um, Arizona won them.
Speaker 1:Uh, well, shit Fuck.
Speaker 2:Arizona.
Speaker 1:This is the first time you said you drove yeah, the first time driving to vegas from reno. How was that?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I used to drive from vegas to sacramento area all the time, so just I know the the length of the drive wasn't gonna bother me. I didn't fall asleep, I made it back. I'm not in a ditch, I'm not dreaming this in a coma someplace. Yeah, at least I hope not.
Speaker 1:But uh.
Speaker 2:I'm hoping that if I have a dream in a coma someplace, that I'm with Alexa Bliss from WWE.
Speaker 1:You take a couple friends with you to the hockey game, or yeah, nice.
Speaker 2:Um, I don't know if you've ever seen Alexa Bliss.
Speaker 1:It sounds familiar. She's beautiful.
Speaker 2:Just absolutely beautiful. She's like five foot tall, blonde, just Her. Her logo used to be uh, her her saying used to be five, peter fury, that's great, yeah. The only thing is, when she comes on tv which she hasn't been on in a while, I always think to myself. I always say to myself Alexa, and then, of course, my fire tv's. Like what do you want?
Speaker 1:Not you. That's one of the main reasons that I'm fucking done with it Is the voice interaction, like, sometimes works amazingly and sometimes is one of the worst things on the planet.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, um, I gave somebody a ride home from work recently Because we, we got sent home early, yeah, and uh, I know it's like to be stuck waiting for a shuttle. Yeah, so I, I help if I can, but, um, I happen to get a message as I was driving and I responded to. He's like wow, that's, that works even better than uh I'm gonna let him google which. I'm like no, you just caught it on a lucky, on a lucky time, because I didn't think it was gonna get that even close.
Speaker 2:I responded to something terry had said to me. She'd said something about her walkie and I'm like, yeah, um. So I responded. I was like you need to get a better walkie.
Speaker 1:And it actually got.
Speaker 2:I didn't know what it was gonna have for walkie. I didn't know. I have any idea. Wow, sometimes, like I'll try to respond to you, I'm driving home from here and the sentence will be I'm like that's not even close.
Speaker 1:Well, I have an issue now. I think it was one of the last like three updates for android. Is they almost turned auto correct off? Like I don't understand, like there's some of the most commonly misspelled words that it will not even fucking correct now, like, and I'm just typing real quick and I type amd instead of, and it won't even fucking fix it anymore. I have to go back and tap on it.
Speaker 2:So, sometimes I'll be looking at it and it'll literally it'll have the word I want, and then it changes it, and then change it to back, and I do like three or four, and sometimes I'll throw in another word. I'm throwing three words. I mean, what the fuck?
Speaker 1:Well, so what? What's been happening? A lot too, though, is like all spell Perfectly. The word that I want of like I don't know, say guilt.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And it'll change the quilt. Yeah, it'll change it to something that's like either I've never typed that word before, like, sometimes it's not even a fucking word. Like, why did you change that? Yeah?
Speaker 2:I do it was a word.
Speaker 1:There was nothing wrong with that fucking word, why? And then you can't make it, change it back. I'm like so you have to erase the whole thing and then do it again. I'm like Jesus.
Speaker 2:I do a lot of talk to text, so, um, there are times that I'll say two words and there'll be a full fucking sentence on there that has nothing to do with the two words that I try to read between the lines.
Speaker 2:I'm like, um, no, don't, do that, I don't. Or it'll just say, um, I'll say something and it'll have the exact opposite of what I'm trying to say. Like, let's say you, you send me a message saying you want to go to a pizza buffet or sushi. I could respond and I could say that I want to have sushi and this thing's gonna have Something completely different. It'll be like ice cream, I don't know.
Speaker 2:It'll be some weird. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. More like I'll say something on there and it always wants to put is at the beginning of it. Like um, let's say I say let's go to sushi buffet. It'll say is sushi buffet? What is let's go to see. It'll put is in front of, and I'm like no. So I back it up and I do it again and it still puts, is and it keeps putting it.
Speaker 1:That's weird.
Speaker 2:I could say, hi, it'll be. Is hi? No, that's the wrong kind of high. First of all, you don't put is in front of the h high.
Speaker 1:Mike was gonna send a text.
Speaker 2:But his phone was high.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's. I don't understand why, like, some of the shit is amazing at times and some of it's just so bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you would think that voice recognition would get better. Yeah, but it has not.
Speaker 1:It kind of has.
Speaker 2:It seems like I don't know.
Speaker 1:So voice recognition used to be like super racist, Like if you have an accent at all, get fucked. And now it can actually understand people with accents. So I mean it's it's still coming, Still coming a long ways.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it doesn't understand me.
Speaker 1:Try having an accent.
Speaker 2:Most people have an accent and don't know they have an accent.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But there is an episode of.
Speaker 1:Simpsons no, oh wow.
Speaker 2:Big bang theory when he's trying to get his phone Raj on there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You can guess he has an accent.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:But he he's trying to get his phone and then Howard grabs his phone and says something on it and it gets using an accent and it actually gets exactly what he's saying. He's like, oh it worked. A little bit racist, but it worked.
Speaker 1:That was a good show. I like that show a lot.
Speaker 2:It's not like he said I poo and got 711. I say I poo because you know Simpsons. Yeah, I had to get Simpsons in there since you mentioned them. I usually do, though I do love the Simpsons. Usually, I was just watching a Treehouse of Horror one on there today.
Speaker 1:Oh, I need to oops you need to oops, gage. Gage wanted to tell me. He said he meant to tell me earlier because I've air fried some chicken thighs last night and he said that he couldn't make a sandwich because it started smoking worse than he's ever seen and he didn't want it to start a fire. So I'd apparently need to clean the inside of the air the toaster oven out.
Speaker 2:That's a really good idea. Oops, I was making something in my toaster oven today. I was making some toast and I actually went to slide the toast off onto a plate, and not only did it, it's on the wire rack, so it flipped underneath and landed down by where the burner is at, instead of just sliding right onto the plate, grab it.
Speaker 1:Grab it with some chopsticks.
Speaker 2:And I picked up the rack and I stabbed it with a fork.
Speaker 1:Speaking of frozen foods that you can make on air fryer. This was from September 4th so it's a little old right now. Hopefully it's not still going on. Tyson Nuggets had a recall for a few of their dino nuggets for having metal in them. Well everybody likes metal. It's like three thousand pounds oh just a little bit.
Speaker 1:Of dino nuggets. My question is, like the couple like normally recalls, with food and stuff is either like from Salmonella or Listeria or whatever the fuck just random illness that's could be containing it, but when it's something like child based, yeah, it seems to always be fucking metal. The baby formula had a fuckload of metal. Like not just a little, like a lot of metal and all the baby formula Like here's fucking dino nuggets that every little kid fucking wants Metal.
Speaker 2:I was going to say if you're buying diet dino nuggets as an adult, you should probably reexamine that. First of all, they're not very good. No, they're not. They're made to get kids to eat them. I mean they don't really make good nuggets for kids. Yeah, like, if you want to get like the Tyson Southern fried chicken tenderloin, that's pretty good. That's probably good in your fire and your air fryer.
Speaker 1:That's. I do the chicken patties.
Speaker 2:Chicken patties are pretty good too, but I really like the. Like I said, I like the Southern fried chicken tenderloins.
Speaker 1:I'm curious of that whole 30,000 pounds of dino nuggets. How much weight in metal was there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a good question. I was wondering that too, enough that they had to recall it. There wasn't acceptable levels.
Speaker 1:I was just going to say that, Like so what's their acceptable level of fucking metal in their dino nuggets? Because it just crossed it. Maybe just barely.
Speaker 2:Probably. So, well, what's the acceptable level of mercury and salmon?
Speaker 1:That doesn't matter, because mercury is in retrograde.
Speaker 2:I forgot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess salmon. I can farm raised salmon, I guess, is under a lot of scrutiny right now too. Oh, it's been for a long time.
Speaker 2:It's actually better for you wild.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, first of all, it gets the antioxidants in it from when it runs across in the ocean.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But me I could go.
Speaker 1:Or the radiation from Fukushima. Yeah, they were like yeah, for the next like 15 to like 100 years. That's a pretty big spread you just said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but think about it, you get there.
Speaker 1:They're like don't eat fish from what is it? The Pacific Is that.
Speaker 2:That's a large portion of.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean that's a large portion of the salmon. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Of fish in general, and fish, yeah Tuna A lot of tuna is Pacific. I love ahi tuna that comes from the.
Speaker 1:Pacific. Yeah, so that's like don't eat fish for the next, like this many years that come from the Pacific. Like I actually paid attention to it for the first like six months, I'm like I don't care.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to be here for 100 years. So you're saying I just never eat ahi tuna from the Pacific? I was going to go again. Fuck you. Maybe, no, I can't. I haven't had in a while, I want it and I could really go for it's like I'm going to go for some tomorrow. I could really go for a salmon roll right now. That's I'm just picturing it. It just seems so good.
Speaker 1:I might.
Speaker 2:I do like a salmon roll.
Speaker 1:I don't know where I'm because I'm going to Vegas next, this, next weekend, and like five days, six days, whatever that is doing another one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in a good.
Speaker 1:Of what?
Speaker 2:In a good sushi place. I love sushi. Another good one.
Speaker 1:If I'm going to sushi in Vegas, it's go, your mom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I figured, but I just thought no questions. But I liked when I went to I love sushi they gave you the orange and it was like the orange was all cut up and it was put back in the rind, but the rind was cut like a jack-o'-lantern.
Speaker 1:That's cool yeah.
Speaker 2:I like the little salad they gave.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to go to Echo and rig which a fucking amazing steak place. I remember you talking about Got a butcher shop downstairs and fucking like dope as fuck restaurant.
Speaker 2:Which place is that one at? Where's that one located?
Speaker 1:I guess there's two locations now, so they have one in Henderson and this one's into Vully village on rampart.
Speaker 2:And or to bully villages.
Speaker 1:Really fucking good.
Speaker 2:I used to drive by there because I used to work at the Olive Garden, across the street from the Red Rock. It was funny, though, because one day, when I went to the Vully village, I was close to getting a, an evolution of a Pokemon.
Speaker 1:Cheers Close to Devolving a Pokemon.
Speaker 2:Well, I had a Whale mer and it takes 400 candies to evolve Whale mer to whale Lord and I was at. I was at desert bloom park because it was a nest. I'm going around, I'm catching all these things, I'm running all over and I see one across the park and I'm like I'm on my way. Well, it hit four o'clock in the afternoon on a Wednesday, so the nest changed.
Speaker 1:And I literally saw that I was playing, because I have no idea where that fucking story is going.
Speaker 2:I saw that one Whale mer yeah, I knew you, I figured you didn't know. So that one Whelmer I saw that literally turned into a different Pokemon as I got close to it. So I was not happy, but that's so. I looked on. I used to have a thing I could look and see where the different nests were, where all over Vegas, hmm, and I saw one was in the Bully Village. Only that works because I could stop there on the way home from work and I can catch all the Whelmer. I need evolve it. That's what it is. It takes a lot to get 400 candies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2:I mean it took me. Fortunately I had a nest of Magic carp at the park near me when I had that same desert bloom For a full week before I got Geridus. Yeah, I was going there before work. After work I worked graveyard at the time- yeah, that one definitely took a lot.
Speaker 1:Actually, I think I'd when I still played, because I only played it for the first year that it came out. I think I think I evolved a, a Geridus.
Speaker 2:I'm revolving, so I'm revolving so many and I've got so many candies for it. Now it's ridiculous. I've got over 7,000 Magic carp candy. Jesus Christ, yeah, and that's not even. That doesn't even touch what I've got for Evie.
Speaker 1:So if anybody isn't familiar with Pokemon go, that's what we're talking about. If you catch one, you can basically like evaporate it, like shove it through a fucking meat grinder and you get candies that are used to evolve. Yeah, the same ones, yeah so, and normally you do, you get one candy per still.
Speaker 2:Um, yeah, one candy per trade. But now after a while they came out with the Barriers. You could feed it that you'd get extra candies when you catch it. But when I was trying to get 400 candies to get Geridus, they did not have those.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's. It's a one-to-one, so like you catch one, you're like I don't need this one, I need the candy like, okay, kick, there's one.
Speaker 2:Now you do that 399 more times you get one for you would get one for catching it and one for you for transferring it. Okay so and if you use the pinout berry now you can get like three. Oh well but that's a big difference, like I had to really grind to get my Geridus people don't understand the grind. It was real, yeah, and I. I eventually got it. Now I have so many of them, like I said, evie Probably around 13,000 Evie candies.
Speaker 1:Well, you have auto catcher on too, like you just have it your fucking sometimes.
Speaker 2:But no, but I've had even before the auto catcher screens. I had 10,000 for a long time. Yeah, I do have two accounts on there. I saw that somebody at work and they were like holy shit, he's like I'm getting that phone next, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's fucking wild.
Speaker 2:I think it's great being with yeah, because I. Sometimes it helps. Like, if you're trying to do a raid, yeah, you can you automatically have two accounts in it. So I was. You need a couple more people to join you and you can invite people, because I have friends on both accounts that are not common, so I can invite, hopefully be able to get the raid done. That's cool. I missed out on the clones because, uh, you know that clone pokemon. It's from the movie. You can tell because they have tiger stripes clones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they had clone pokemon. They apparently not seen the first pokemon movie. No, I don't think I did yeah, one of them got clones and they actually had them. When they re-released a new one, they brought up these clone pokemon and they they were only in raids. But every time I'd go to raids Nobody was there. And you can't be the truck of one of these, charles, ours, by yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But it has tiger stripes. So I'm I'm still upset that I don't have any of those, but I do have an armor mu too, and they haven't brought those back either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, there was. It just got to be so much to do in that game that it's like Like I knew they were gonna do like the further generations, yeah, but I thought they were gonna have like you could maybe switch which generation you want to fucking do or what. But it's see, um. So I was still focusing on a lot of the first generation and they're like, okay, here's the whole second generation. I'm Well now the ones I fucking need are few and far between, so I'm just done.
Speaker 2:Do you have to wait for a mention shit?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I just uninstalled it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fortunately for me, on the first generation, I completed my pokedex Before they brought out gen 2.
Speaker 1:I think I was close.
Speaker 2:But uh like, there were some you just couldn't get because they were regional.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and.
Speaker 2:I actually knew somebody you could trade with them, but they didn't even trading it first. Yeah, but um yeah, there was a couple like that, an event where if globally everybody caught like a billion pokemon, they released in this area farfetched, which at that time was in asia and then in asia they released something like torus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so.
Speaker 2:But I had to say I was in a chat group and somebody comes on there and is like perfect, farfetched, and they put where it's at. There was 20, 25 cars in front of this house. He gets this far. I went up there, I hit it and I started driving off. I just had it on my screen. So I was. I didn't want to be like a police came to break everybody up.
Speaker 2:I was already gone and, of course, I was being really safe and catching it while I was driving. No, sorry, but so I have a. It was, it was one of my early perfects, so I got a perfect farfetched Nice and uh, oh it's. It's completely unnecessary because it's completely useless. I can't use it for raids, I can't use it for battles, it's just, but it's perfect.
Speaker 1:So I carry around a celery stick to hit people with that's.
Speaker 2:It's not sorry, it's a leak.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's worse. Yeah, celery has, uh, some, some stoutiness to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:The legal. Just you swing it too fast oh.
Speaker 2:They also have another version um the, the alolan version, alolan version and that one actually evolves to surfetched the what alolan. Yeah and uh, the surfetched what is that it's? It's just another version of the same pokemon. They look different. Okay, some of them have evolution, some of them don't I. They also have galarian too. But um, the farfetched becomes surfetched and he's got uh, it's still an onion, but it's, it's like a. He holds it like a. Uh, what, what are they called?
Speaker 2:Lance a lance. Yeah, then he's got a shield and it's called surfetched so it's like he's gonna fucking joust with an onion.
Speaker 1:Yeah, feel that's. He's probably still awful.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, but he's cool, but it was weird. It was weird because he that one is also um regional. But somehow, I don't know how, I had my auto catcher on. And I'm in Reno and I'm walking around and next thing I know I get home, I'm looking through my pokemon and there's a surfetched but not just a surfetched caught in Reno, it's a shiny. Huh. And I I remember I texted a friend in Vegas. I'm like did you, um, hear anything about some kind of surfetched event? They know why I'm like? Because I caught a shiny in Reno randomly.
Speaker 2:Every once, while they have these little errors like um. Like there was these two fighting pokemon. One came out one week, one was regional and the other one was supposed to be here. And one day I get on the shuttle and I see both will nearby and I only got one. Unfortunately it was not the regional one, but it was only. It was only available in this area for like Only like a couple hours. And they're like oh shit, we can't have that there. We made a mistake and they shut it off. It's only a few people got it.
Speaker 1:That's great.
Speaker 2:But we don't want to make this all about pokemon today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, traveling again, because I'm gonna go down to Vegas next week because when I went to Mexico met somebody and she's fucking great and she's coming up to Vegas to Visit one of her cousins for their birthday. Nice yeah so spend a couple days together. It'd be nice.
Speaker 1:That'd be cool, and you'll be going to Mexico again sometime, I know that yep, so she'll be coming to visit me like to end of january, and then I'll be visiting Mexico again February, like then of february. So it'll be like an every other month thing, like she'll come up here, I'll get on there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've still never been to Mexico and then I think fairly soon I'm gonna end up going to porta rico, puerto Vallarta and Cabo Bunch of other places too, probably all before the end of next year. So I need to figure out shit with the podcast and making money outside of the Scheduled work W2 stuff so that I can Just travel and have a fucking business stuff going and not have to worry about being somewhere for the fucking year.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, technically a quarter of the year, because if we work that half, and it's half the days, we work a quarter of the Jesus Christ. We work 25 of the year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's still too much.
Speaker 1:It's definitely too much. That's what I'm saying. Like that's a lot.
Speaker 2:So you, but you know you go to porta rico, you don't you have to bring back from porta rico.
Speaker 1:I'm confused. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Well, from Mexico you brought back to Kila. When you went to europe, you brought back Guinness.
Speaker 1:I don't know what happens in porta rico rum, puerto rican rum, I was. I thought, it'd been like caribbean Isn't well, that was like if I go to fucking nasa, I'm definitely bringing back rum. Go to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2:Well, where do you think Ron Bacardi is from? I?
Speaker 1:don't fucking know, puerto rican rum.
Speaker 2:I bet you didn't even know it was Ron Bacardi.
Speaker 1:No that sounds like you've made something up from fucking Ron Burgundy, ron Burgundy's brother. This fucking adopted out his cousin.
Speaker 2:Ron Burgundy is a wine guy and Ron Ron Bacardi, there's a rum guy. Yeah, no, I did not know that, so I was trying to look on my phone and I was typing in this name and I'm like why the fuck it's not showing up. I'm like I know I have this Pokemon and then I realized, oh, you're in the wrong account, yeah.
Speaker 1:But, that's.
Speaker 2:That's what surfetch looks like. That's a shiny surfetched. So you're really that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I thought it was cool when it first came out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a sharpened green onion.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with a kale shield. Yep, that is. That is awful.
Speaker 2:It first came out from one of the one of the games where the switch, and then I saw it and I was like then it eventually came out, for you know go.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I don't know, and he looks so angry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's. It looks hilarious, but that's Especially if he's absolutely horrible. Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the one, though, but that's the Galarian one, so that's why the the um, the leak is limp.
Speaker 1:Oh, then that's not the one I was originally thinking of.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're thinking of the original one. Yeah, that's uh, this one.
Speaker 1:Yep yeah, massive beak and just looks perturbed for no reason.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just carry around a leak all the time. I'd be a little fucking pissed off too.
Speaker 1:It's not heavy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but do you want to carry it all the time? You can't set it down?
Speaker 1:I mean you don't have to carry it when you're inside the pokeball.
Speaker 2:And you don't know. You don't need to do that to a pokeball.
Speaker 1:Pretty sure they showed it At one point. Take the magic school bus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's an episode of the Simpsons where the Magic School bus goes into auto. But it's of course he's just high and he's hallucinating, he's, he's doing everything you can to get that out of him and knocks it on the floor and stuff. I'd be a little freaked out by a bus trying to drive into me too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, probably it's small. I'm sorry, what are you doing? You want to go where?
Speaker 2:Yeah, find somebody else. Of course, rick and Morty, that was a amusement park put inside of a person. Yeah that's a good episode.
Speaker 1:But I still haven't watched any of the new, the new season.
Speaker 2:I still need to, but that's on max also, is it? Yeah, rick and Morty episodes are on there. I don't know what the new one is, but yeah, huh.
Speaker 1:I'll have to check it out.
Speaker 2:I just like how they're. They're talking like Giant head is over the West Coast, the feeder over the East Coast, like what do you think Denver's seeing? That's great you just see a shadow of it going over Denver Yep.
Speaker 1:What were your favorite restaurants of Vegas?
Speaker 2:oh, God, there's so many Top three or four. Well, um, like burgers, I really liked Gordon Ramsay burger. I liked Holsteins over at the Over the cosmopolitan.
Speaker 1:I don't ever heard of it.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's great. It's right inside the house with the cosmopolitan. It's got a. They got the adult milkshakes that are good. I've got um catch. A premium burger bar has those two, hmm, and Bobby's burger palace. Um, I mean, there's a pizza place there but you can get that here. It's crema holidays. That's my favorite pizza. Yeah, I liked there's a couple Chicago pizza places are like that's the one.
Speaker 1:That's a I Can't remember the fucking name of it that does the the super deeps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a couple of them do that, but uh, cheer in Dono's yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:There's one other, another one that's over on sunset. That's amazing to your dono's is really fucking good.
Speaker 2:I recommend, if you go to either of them, you call ahead.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because it takes 45 minutes to make that pizza. It's so good. We need a Chicago pizza place here. That's good. I.
Speaker 1:Mean. We could use a couple more pizza places here that are good. We don't have to limit it to Chicago.
Speaker 2:But no, I really wanted deep dish pizza.
Speaker 1:I really wanted mountain mikes to be good and that me too.
Speaker 2:but that ship sailed, yeah, but no, I really want a deep dish pizza. I want a Chicago style deep dish pizza, a Big one. We could take a rosetta's here. They have it. They have it in Vegas, they have it in like have a Sue, why not here?
Speaker 1:We can go check out the mountain mikes that they just took over the Godfathers right here by Smith's.
Speaker 2:I Didn't know there was a Godfather's there.
Speaker 1:There's not anymore. I didn't know there was yeah.
Speaker 2:I saw those mountain mikes and I saw the hearst it might have been roundtable roundtable. That was it. Yeah, it was roundtable.
Speaker 1:But I don't know if they do the the breakfast buffet shit. But maybe a different, newer location might be better might be might not have the fucking white sauce pizza. Oh oh, so fucking weird.
Speaker 2:It's the worst part was as I kept tasting it all the way home.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not. It wasn't even Alfredo so like.
Speaker 2:I don't know what, I don't know what it was, but the flavor wouldn't go away. I mean, I know I don't live far from there, but still it was still there, I, after I'd left, and I will have to try that To a month from now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, roughly.
Speaker 2:Last time I had roundtable, it was good.
Speaker 1:I'm at roundtable in a.
Speaker 2:Really I hadn't had a long time, but so many gave it to us at work one day, which I was impressed that somebody actually brought pizza to work. Yeah, and it wasn't. Costco, it wasn't Costco, and it wasn't pizza plus. Yeah, I've never actually eaten pizza, it's fucking awful.
Speaker 1:We had the price. The price says it's gonna be fucking amazing. Yeah, it's fucking expensive. Pizza plus and pizza guys, they're both the same. They I've heard I've heard an acceptably fucking atrocious for how much fucking money you're paying if you're gonna spend that much money by Papa John's. I. Don't much care for Papa John but like Papa John's is fucking, I think, really really good, but it's just expensive. And pizza guys at pizza plus are almost more, I think, the Papa John's, and they're fucking horrendous.
Speaker 2:See, now somebody had told me people plus was really good and I considered getting it one day, but I never have had it don't. And then one of my lines that I was on we had a pizza party, yeah, and they had pizza plus, but I Didn't know that we're gonna have pizza plus or any kind of pizza. I brought my own food that day Yep, I'm gonna hit ate my own food. I think I brought port of subs that day. I know it's a big shock, is you know? I don't eat enough for subs.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, so. So I didn't eat any, and I remember it seemed like everybody was having pizza parties that day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2:I remember that day you're talking about everybody, and I was talking to somebody that I used to work with. I was like oh you, you're having a pizza party on Domino's. Huh, yeah, my line has pizza plus. He likes pizza plus. He's like oh yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have said that to you, you'd have been like I'll take Domino's. Yeah, fuck, yeah, I'll take Domino's. So you think I like it domino's? I like their cheesy garlic bread.
Speaker 1:I'll take fucking fucking love it. I'll take skating rink pizza over pizza plus, yeah, fucking awful.
Speaker 2:How about Chuck E cheese or pizza plus?
Speaker 1:I haven't had Chuck E cheese in a very long time. Yeah, probably Chuck E cheese, it's trash. The Mountain I used to work at in Vegas, lee Canyon, yeah, they would have pizza. That wasn't very good. I think they just didn't cook it long enough, because it would be often because it, when I took the beers up there, the lunch lady fucking whatever food I want all day, including when she would close the kitchen down like, hey, there's like Five pieces of pizza left. Do you want them?
Speaker 1:Yeah absolutely so. I take them home and foil and then I put them in the toaster oven and and reheat them for like five to eight minutes and I taste right bro, they tasted amazing, like they just needed to fucking cook it longer.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm like I don't have the patience. Yeah, I'm like I didn't know that. That's what the issue was with, like skating rink or bowling alley pizza is it's supposed to be cooked for 20 minutes and they cook it for 15 and a half. Yeah that's like, bro, cook it more, like don't burn it. There's, it's not even a fine line of like how to properly cook pizza. Yeah it's not like, if you believe it, 30 seconds too long, it's gonna be black.
Speaker 1:No, it'll be fine, there's a very fucking heavy swing of allowable time when the pizza is done before you burn it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:So I might actually go get little Caesars after this. It sounds fucking great. I.
Speaker 2:Don't know, I might. I might get something to eat, or I actually have to digiorno soft-crossed pizzas in my freezer.
Speaker 1:I don't think I have anything that's like quick, quick, other than ham sandwiches, chicken patties, fucking sandwiches. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home anyway. We get ice cream well, I might look at the prices, but I think it is ice cream, but I I'm pretty much out of peanut butter, so I'm gonna stop. You should go to.
Speaker 1:Winko, go to Winko in the back by all the bulk food. Yeah, we just get the little tub and you grind your own.
Speaker 2:Yeah it's.
Speaker 1:It's a dollar eighty eight a pound, which is what the fucking normal sized Bottles are that everybody wants like two bucks or like three bucks for. So it's cheaper and it's just peanuts but I like skippy. I mean sure it's gippy super chunky.
Speaker 2:I'm picky. I gotta eat all right kind of peanut butter.
Speaker 1:I mean, I have some of the Winko stuff. You want to try it before you leave. Pretty fucking good.
Speaker 2:I'll go there another day. I'm not driving all the way to Winko on my way home. I Can go to Smith's. It's a freeway right after.
Speaker 1:If you take my Karen Winko's right there and then you take the freeway right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll do it another time. Plus, I might have to use a racist bathroom and I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I forgot. Every time you go into Winko you have to use the bathroom. Yeah, I don't know why you have a Frequent flyers card and then you just mark off. Like I already used, stall one, I refuse stall.
Speaker 2:I only use the one stall because the stall one is tall. To don't have locks on the door, oh, so it's just always the same stall.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh See, I thought you were trying to like collect them all, like be able to read all the racist shit in every stall.
Speaker 2:God speaking of that, um, we've talked about bathroom etiquette. If you go into a bathroom, whether you're standing or sitting, go ahead and close that door and use that little lock. I Went into one day before shift. I walk in, I go, I see the stall is open, I go to walk in you hit somebody in the back with the door.
Speaker 2:No, no, the door was open. I walk in and I I'm greeted by somebody sitting down taking a shit. I just turned around and started walking out and said close the fucking door and went, and then another day recently To in a row. Yeah, I hit him in the back with the door.
Speaker 1:See, so I can. I can see like if you're, if you're pissing in a stall, because Whether you want to piss in a stall, or like the urinals are full and like you really got to go, that's I can understand, not Locking it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I closed the door.
Speaker 1:I like it because I don't so, like every now and then, like I don't want to give somebody false Hope super busy, but I'll also have my hand behind me, like on the door.
Speaker 2:So I don't want to give false hope that that the stall is open.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I mean you can see the feet not always what.
Speaker 2:Well, how far back are you standing? If you're standing at a in a stall, well, it depends.
Speaker 1:I mean you normally do the scan, like when you first walk in, like see how you don't, then not a normal thing like, oh, there's fucking feet in almost every stall right now.
Speaker 2:I just I like to see what doors are open and that's another thing is, when you're done in there, you don't have to close the door. Leave it open. Let people know what's not being used.
Speaker 1:And a lot of them swing shop by themselves.
Speaker 1:Ah, well, I some of them don't well, yes, um, yeah, so I've. I've also had like Both sides of that. I've hit somebody with the door, yeah, because he was taking it like he was taking a shit and switching his shirt I don't know was confusing, and he definitely didn't fucking have it locked because it was open about an inch and a half, two inches. So I go to like I didn't kick it open. Yeah, like sometimes I'll just on board and I'll just like kick the stall door like all my way. They could think I didn't kick it open, yeah, but I threw it open kind of hard and Hit him, I think in the elbow, because like he was mid like shirt change and like while he's sitting down like changing his shirt.
Speaker 2:He's asking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he's like what the fuck? I'm like. You know, they make locks on these doors for a reason. I think I yelled it, but yeah, I what the fuck?
Speaker 2:when the person was sitting there taking a shit and I walked in, I'm like shut the fucking door, I mean because it wasn't even. It wasn't even shot like the thing was like halfway open. Yeah, but I came around the corner. I don't see a person. I just see a door open till I go in so I've also had the lock.
Speaker 1:Didn't really work right and I don't think it was the same stall as the one that I hit that guy with, but I'm sitting there taking a shit, that's. I don't take a long time when I take a shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me either at all. We've talked about this power bomb.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So it's rare that the lock didn't work because somebody came in and like I Think he was just like pressure checking the doors, like yeah, to see if it fucking opened, and just that little bit like shook the lock free. So, like the second, the second tap Opened and then I fucking caught it real quick, because I'm not just fucking. Most of the time I don't even take my phone out when I'm shitting. Yeah, I like this, okay ready, go. Okay, I'm done like fuck whatever. I'm not reading shit on my phone. So I See the door start coming. I'm like what the fuck? Like catch the door. He said something I'm like guess the lock didn't fucking work. Said that out loud. It's like I know I locked it.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:I'm like I think I said it more for his benefit than mine. Oh, I understand, but yeah, I'm like I don't know. Yeah, so I Can see how it could be an accident, but if you're leaving the fucking door open, open yeah. Like this isn't stepbrothers. Yeah, what do you mean? She's moving in and we can't do guys shit anymore. Make our own beef jerky, go on riverboat gambling, trips shit with the door open. We don't do any of those. We do literally none of those things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't stepbrothers Okay, great movie. Another movie, though that also will fair. All that I I don't think it's enough. Respect is other guys.
Speaker 1:It was. I like that one, and then mark over.
Speaker 2:I think they should make another. I.
Speaker 1:Think they were. They were trying to make another. What'd it be called another, guys?
Speaker 2:I Guess, but there is no try. There was do or do not.
Speaker 1:There was a couple times that I think the studio said they wanted to redo stepbrothers or like, do a sequel, yeah, and they all said no, like if you do this again, like you're gonna have to find a whole new cast.
Speaker 2:But they're finally a whole new cast and it's gonna be straight to DVD and nobody's gonna want to fucking watch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I don't remember, like I don't want anybody different.
Speaker 2:I want the. The whole cast it was. I want Michael Keaton, I want all the same.
Speaker 1:It was something about stepbrothers to like you, somebody was trying to push for it, and then most of the people were not happy with it like this, no, this is, but it's just.
Speaker 2:Mark Wahlberg and will Ferrell Surprisingly worked well together. Yeah, so I mean I'd be fine with them doing another movie. Yeah, I mean, obviously Sam Jackson and the rock wouldn't be in it.
Speaker 1:There's, I feel like there's a couple movies coming out in the next, like six months to a year, that like they need to do something, like they used to, like you used to know, like what movies are coming out and like now you're like you just see a movie notice, that's like this came out fucking like four months ago. It's like I've never fucking heard anything.
Speaker 2:I want to know when they're coming out. I don't I I don't like hearing about a movie Coming out in two years, because then I have to wait.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like we know about those because those are like the Marvel's and then fucking like all the other.
Speaker 2:Speaking of Marvel superhero movies, I'm glad you mentioned that. I guess there's gonna be a spider woman movie coming out.
Speaker 1:Hopefully it does better than the Marvel's. But it's gonna have fucking worst opening for any fucking Marvel movie the rumor.
Speaker 2:I heard is that Sydney Sweeney is gonna be spider girl. I don't know the fuck that is. You don't know that. Um, well, you should. Uh, she was on. She's on some show from HBO, but she's also. The Rolling Stones had a new music video out recently called angry, and she's in it.
Speaker 1:No, no, this helps me.
Speaker 2:But not saying you should look out, you should Google her or look up that video and you're gonna be like, oh, I get why Mike would want to see this.
Speaker 1:Sydney.
Speaker 2:Sweeney yeah, you're gonna be like oh, I get it.
Speaker 1:Oh, she was on euphoria, that was. I tried to watch euphoria, bro.
Speaker 2:I couldn't well, but I'm just talking about her in general. I mean, if you go to the images on Google, you'll see what I mean, and if you are but Sydney Sweeney angry, you'll see pictures from the music video.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's cute.
Speaker 2:She works out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, did we talk about that on here? Euphoria no.
Speaker 2:That's all part of one episode.
Speaker 1:It's creepy. It's creepy because it's about Um Zendaya. That's her name, right, yeah? Then dia, and like one of her friends who just transitioned, are having issues in high school, like as high schoolers, so they're.
Speaker 2:High schoolers. You do have, yeah, some kind of issues.
Speaker 1:So like they're I'm 15 or 16 ish like for the purposes of the movie and and most of what was going on in like the first couple episodes was like one of the high schoolers like making a fake account on some like cam website to start like Humiliating guys and like talking down to them and fucking just making money like that. And they're like, yeah, like, you go, you get it and I get paid and they go. I'm like you do not realize that like you doing that and like promoting that. This is, this is okay, acceptable shit. Every fucking guy that goes on that campsite is a pedophile. Because they didn't say anything about the age, they didn't this and that. Yeah, I'm like, so there's that. And then one of them gets a fake ID or something I don't remember and tries to sleep with as many guys as possible at bars. Yeah, like, that's also like and it's all about like how they're doing this to empower themselves. I'm like, bro, this is fucking creepy. Like 15 16 year old girls like for the purpose of the show.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:Doing all this shit of like creepy fucking sex stuff in high school. I'm like that's weird, like I, that's uncomfortable as fuck. I stopped after like episode three or four. All right, I'm like I've never seen. I saw part of one episode.
Speaker 2:It's weird, it's you like um she, she got not a rehab or something. Yeah, yeah it's weird, but no, like I said, city, city, sweetie, apparently spider woman, she's got some romantic comedy movie coming out too. She shows up in my feed on, or really Twitter.
Speaker 1:It's still Twitter, because you still go to Twittercom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just. But they don't even have tweets anymore. Like, instead of retweet, it's repost really yeah, I Don't know that.
Speaker 1:I didn't notice that.
Speaker 2:Oh, I speak. I ran across the video on there. I showed you the almost died videos and some other things, but, um, this person was driving a forklift and Apparently it tilted. Okay, so this person thought, oh, let me go help. That was the last decision she ever made because she goes behind forklift tips forward.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And she's like I'm gonna go over and help and she walks over and she grabs the back of it and trying to pull it down Foreclosure heavy, very, very, wow, heavy. Well, like I said, this was the last mistake she's ever made.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cuz the dude probably started angling the forks to sit it back down and when?
Speaker 2:I fell back down and it went on top of her and everyone's like, oh my god, look, and they're all running over to try to help her. And this guy's like I got an idea, let me drive it off of her. Wow, it just goes up in the wheel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was thinking it was just gonna spread it around like a rhombus that got the piece of dog shit.
Speaker 2:No, the whole body. You see the body just go up in the wheels. Holy shit. Yeah, I was like holy crap At first. I'm sooner trying to pull him down. I'm like don't do that, that's stupid. And then I just see the thing land on her and I see her getting the wheels. I'm like at first I didn't even see that. I showed it to somebody else. And then I looked at again. I'm like, oh crap, they went in wow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so if you work near forklifts, don't try to do that. Forklifts are very heavy. You Were not going to be able to move it with your hands.
Speaker 1:Well, there is no. I don't think there's a warning label on those that doesn't say that says to not use the forks to eat with.
Speaker 2:Yes, true.
Speaker 1:So I did see one.
Speaker 2:I did see a picture. It was one of my favorite memes and it was a forklift with a fork on the fork.
Speaker 1:Please help my son.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's just a fork on there like yeah, because it's a forklift, so it's lifting a fork, so that I liked yeah, I.
Speaker 1:Think I seen one it was like a drawing of one and I had a fork and it was like please help my son, he is very ill as a fork.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a surprising one that there's no, no label for don't use the forks to eat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there should be, because I've often thought you know what? I don't have a fork in me today and there's a forklift right there.
Speaker 1:Well, you should do it and then fucking go after heister. Yeah, I.
Speaker 2:Got deep pockets.
Speaker 1:I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2:I Remember I get emails from Granger from time to time and one day it popped up, it's like it showed me two different models of forklifts, like, oh yeah, I need to get me one of those.
Speaker 1:Yeah let me just shell out fucking 45,000 dollars.
Speaker 2:One of them was 45. I mean, oh shit, I better get the deluxe model.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think I've ever forklift shopped. That just felt like the right number.
Speaker 2:I just, I just looked at the email and there was I mean, hmm, so I could bring my own from home. I Told so many one day they're trying to take the card I had and I was like no. I brought this one from home.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean just to see their reaction. Plus, I didn't want to give them the card because I still need to use it.
Speaker 1:This is my.
Speaker 2:I brought it from home, yeah yeah, but you had to see them.
Speaker 1:They didn't know how to respond to that there's a lot of people that don't know how to respond to anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I sometimes I'm good at getting people saying things to people. They don't know what the fuck to say yeah Well, we're at an hour.
Speaker 1:then I'm fucking hungry shit again, so I might fucking Figure out something with pizza or another sandwich.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You got any more notes.
Speaker 2:I know we hit all my notes. I should have saved one of the notes for this episode.
Speaker 1:That's why I'm like that's, we're blowing through mine. I'm like let's use some of yours yeah.
Speaker 2:I thought about saving one of them for the next episode, but I say I saved two.
Speaker 1:We said it at the beginning of the end of this one. If, if you could, please go like and subscribe to the Facebook Instagram at some offense intended. Youtube at some offense intended. Twitter and tiktok at some offense pod comment share. If there's something you want to hear is talking about, let us know and Go, subscribe and follow on your favorite podcast platform and leave a review. I think Spotify does reviews. I think, so I think Apple doesn't do. I don't know if everybody does.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go review stuff please, Brandon. Goodbye.