Hey there! Imagine waking up to a strange shouting man outside your window or dealing with unexpected hitches at your local Popeyes. That's what we, Jeremy and Mike, found ourselves navigating through and we're ready to share these hilarious stories with you in this rollicking episode. From tales of our teenage follies and skirmishes with authority, to being grounded and dealing with our well-meaning but sometimes exasperating parents, we're taking a laughter-filled trip down memory lane.
But it's not all fun and games. What if our pursuit of wellness turns into an unhealthy obsession? We tackle the complex issue of orthorexia nervosa, a condition marked by an unhealthy obsession with eating right that can lead to malnourishment. Join us as we debate the implications of this lifestyle, delve into veganism, and contemplate the controversial notion that even vegan diets could harm animals. As the tension rises, we flip the switch with riveting tales of guns, high-speed chases, and our run-ins with the police.
Ever dreamt of whipping up a full meal with just a pill and some water? We've been fantasizing about this futuristic technology, too! Imagine the convenience of a Jetson-style meal or a Back to the Future-esque rehydrator revolutionizing our cooking methods. As we wrap up, we'd love to hear your thoughts, topic suggestions, and preferred types of alcohol for us to try in future episodes. So, grab your preferred drink, get comfortable, and join us for an episode that's a delightful blend of laughs, serious discussions, and dreaming about the future of food!
Hey there! Imagine waking up to a strange shouting man outside your window or dealing with unexpected hitches at your local Popeyes. That's what we, Jeremy and Mike, found ourselves navigating through and we're ready to share these hilarious stories with you in this rollicking episode. From tales of our teenage follies and skirmishes with authority, to being grounded and dealing with our well-meaning but sometimes exasperating parents, we're taking a laughter-filled trip down memory lane.
But it's not all fun and games. What if our pursuit of wellness turns into an unhealthy obsession? We tackle the complex issue of orthorexia nervosa, a condition marked by an unhealthy obsession with eating right that can lead to malnourishment. Join us as we debate the implications of this lifestyle, delve into veganism, and contemplate the controversial notion that even vegan diets could harm animals. As the tension rises, we flip the switch with riveting tales of guns, high-speed chases, and our run-ins with the police.
Ever dreamt of whipping up a full meal with just a pill and some water? We've been fantasizing about this futuristic technology, too! Imagine the convenience of a Jetson-style meal or a Back to the Future-esque rehydrator revolutionizing our cooking methods. As we wrap up, we'd love to hear your thoughts, topic suggestions, and preferred types of alcohol for us to try in future episodes. So, grab your preferred drink, get comfortable, and join us for an episode that's a delightful blend of laughs, serious discussions, and dreaming about the future of food!
Welcome back to some events intended. I'm Jeremy Robinson, I'm Mike Mike was staring at me because I just said I'm going to trust Riverside and not recorded on the roadcaster also.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's living dangerously.
Speaker 1:Well, like the last 20 episodes, we haven't had issues since we figured out the fucking auto mute shit and like where to check it, right here. Yeah, but you know, and the SD card is almost full over here. Someone have to wipe that soon anyway.
Speaker 2:All right, that's fine then. So how did you start your day today?
Speaker 1:By forgetting to upload today's podcast. Well, I guess last week's. When you hear this, episode 75.
Speaker 2:Well, I started my day being woke up by the sound of somebody yelling fuck. Oh, there you go. He's outside just yelling fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then I swear he said fuck the universe, Then fuck you, fuck this, fuck that, and then just fuck. I'm like what the hell?
Speaker 1:Was it at like 845?.
Speaker 2:No, a little bit after that Okay. Yeah, but it was at one point. It was just a steady stream. I don't even know how many times you said it, but he just over and, over and over again.
Speaker 1:Because I woke up today with no alarm. It was nice I would have sleep like 130. And then, like I'll set an alarm for 930, because if I make it eight hours like I should probably get up and do stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I always wake up without alarm. I haven't set an alarm in so long.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, you also sleep like three hours at a time.
Speaker 2:If I'm lucky. But it was weird because I heard the person yelling, yelling the drop and the up bomb over and over again. And then I heard somebody running down the hall of my apartment. I'm like, was that? Was that person yelling fuck inside the building?
Speaker 1:Because they made it inside.
Speaker 2:Am I gonna have to arm myself?
Speaker 1:Get the eagle. Did you say beagle? Yes, we'll go with that.
Speaker 2:I was just an unusual. Well, for most people it would be an unusual way to wake up and say yeah, not for Mike. No, no, I don't have to set an alarm. I got. I got tweakers outside yelling shit to wake me up. I'm gonna start a tweaker call for.
Speaker 1:If you come. If you come, yell at 930 every morning, I'll throw you a meth rock. I'm not going to tell you what days I'm going to throw it to you, though, so you have to do it every day. I'll do it every day and hope that and it'll be a surprise when you get it.
Speaker 2:If you don't successfully wake me, you know you're not getting you might have like 30 of them out there every day.
Speaker 1:Just fight, oh yeah, like the the seagulls on Nemo. It's mine, mine, mine, mine, just flocking.
Speaker 2:Once word gets out, there's just everybody out there yelling shit in the morning.
Speaker 1:That would be. That would be a sight to see.
Speaker 2:That would be. I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1:I have an idea on what you should do this next week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, until the police come and be like why are you handing out?
Speaker 1:meth to the. I'm not. You don't ever have to do it.
Speaker 2:No, you don't ever ask. You actually put it down there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just say it's going to happen. Yeah, they're going to be convinced, it's going to happen.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like somewhere between five days and 25 days. I might provide it, and they'll be like oh my god, I have to do this every day now.
Speaker 2:I have to make sure I don't miss it, yeah, and it's it'll. Every day They'll be getting up and it'll be today's the day.
Speaker 1:They're not going to be getting up. If they're tweaking, they're off.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, they're headed that way.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm not actually getting up. I. Yeah put on the good clothes. We're going to go get some pre-meth today.
Speaker 1:I'm sure those words have been uttered so many times in Reno.
Speaker 2:Well, some people have church clothes, some people have meth clothes.
Speaker 1:I don't think well, maybe like to cook in. I don't think people have like, let's go put on some special occasion.
Speaker 2:You know we're getting the blue stuff today. Let's go ahead.
Speaker 1:We'll go with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So the only note I have and it'll kickstart a pretty big conversation because of Let me tell my Popeye story before that.
Speaker 2:So because well, we won't get to me if we get to your story first. Okay, I went to Popeye's last week and I get there. I order my food. I order a chicken sandwich. I order some chicken nuggets With my chicken sandwich. I order mac and cheese as my side dish. They cause extra for mac and cheese. Just first of all Okay. So I get there and I give them plenty of time to make my food. Of course it's not ready when I get there.
Speaker 2:Somebody else's food is sitting up there at the pickup spot ready to go, but not mine, so I'm not excited about this. So, um, then the person on the counter is like okay, what was yours? So I tell him my name, he comes back oh, we're out of mac and cheese, would you like something else? Well, what else can I get? Mac and cheese already cost extra. I don't want to get something that costs less as a substitute. He's okay, I know he's like, and then he offers me the different side. So I end up getting fries and then my chicken nuggets. He comes to me and he's like we're out of chicken nuggets.
Speaker 1:So they haven't looked at anything for this order yet.
Speaker 2:Well, apparently not. The truck didn't show up, so they had half my order of chicken nuggets. I ordered 12 pieces, they had six pieces.
Speaker 1:Like five and a crumb.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like what would you like some tenders instead? I'm like well, the tenders aren't as good, they really aren't. They taste different.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So um what else would you like? I mean what? What can I get?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what do you have you already like two of the three things I could sell one in an eight piece bucket. All breasts Give me that, instead yeah, and then you could tell me oh, I'm out of breasts.
Speaker 2:So he's like I'm like, fine, I'll take another sandwich. So then when I get home with all my food, I look in my bag. There's two sandwiches in there, there's six chicken nuggets, three biscuits instead of just two. A whole shit ton of rice. I'm like I got a lot more food than I was supposed to get, so I was actually kind of surprised and still wrote an email. Yeah, well, they got to. They got to get the. It's not my responsibility to get their deliveries there.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not a logistics person.
Speaker 2:You got to? How do you not get food in there and don't tell me the pandemic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, that's over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's. That's not an answer anymore. There's many times they were actually on a chicken one day when I went there.
Speaker 1:Out of all chicken.
Speaker 2:Like chicken, like they only had spicy.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it might be the worst location. Wow, yeah, so a lot of times on Mondays, if I'm planning on getting Popeyes on the week I I pick it up on the way home from here.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because they actually will have my food ready when I get there and it will be most likely correct.
Speaker 1:That's surprising because you go to the. It's the Popeyes by the legends. That's the only fuck in place. That's fucked up my order most often.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've only been there like three or four times, and it's been two or three of those times.
Speaker 2:I've been there like four times and three of the four it was correct. Wow, we're at the other location.
Speaker 1:I'm running the opposite odds than you.
Speaker 2:The other location. The odds are a little bit different, but there was still that day that I got my sandwich and I get into my car and I look at it because I just had a feeling and it had the stuff on it I didn't want. Yeah. So I went on my app and I was like fuck this. I didn't say that, but I let them know my displeasure and they gave me points to get a free sandwich. Then I took the sandwich inside and said this isn't supposed to have this. Well, I don't want to not have the sandwich. I could get the points and get a sandwich the next day, but then what do I do for dinner that night?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, it's a polling.
Speaker 1:I think at this point it's called a mic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they know it's me.
Speaker 1:So one of the things you said. It just made me think of something today. So I've been helping a buddy with a car and because he was going to buy the car for me and then he was going to sell it to somebody else and that kid ended up not wanting it because somebody was like, no, it doesn't sound right and like the engine's blown but it still runs and drives. So the kid wanted his money back and I'm like I'll call the junk yard because the title is still in my name. I'll call the junk yard and see how much they'll give us for it. It's an O8 Jetta and I figure it's going to be like $500, $600 from a junk yard. I'm like that might be okay with him, I don't know.
Speaker 1:So, talking to the guy at the junk yard and he's like, okay, what's your phone number, what's your name, what's this, what's that? And like information about the car, give him all the information and he's like, okay, you know, like while our system processes are offered, I want to remind you that this offer is based on current scrap prices and the demand for parts in your area. I know he has to say that If anybody's been to a junk yard, vws are picked clean often, often Especially a Wolfsburg edition that has like the special shit, I don't know. So he comes back and goes our system says that we can offer you $100. How do you feel about that, or how does that sound?
Speaker 1:Not good, I'm like that's. That sounds fucking awful, bro. Like I didn't tell. I'm like that that honestly sounds really low. Oh, oh okay. What were you hoping for? I was hoping for at least 600. Like it's running a drive. I can drive it to the junk yard. Like that should be worth something fucking right there. Yeah, more than $100 for an 08. Like you go to the junk yard and find like 70s and 80s shit. Like that's a 2008. A lot of newer than a lot of shit in the junk yard.
Speaker 2:And it runs and yeah, and it gets good mileage when it runs.
Speaker 1:I mean, maybe it does have a couple issues Like I don't know if it's intake related or spark plugs. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with it.
Speaker 1:I haven't looked at that much. But he's like okay, well, let me see what we can do. Like I didn't know, you could negotiate with the fucking junk yard on how much money they give you. And he goes okay, well, it looks like we won't be able to do the full 600. However, we could go up to $211. What do you think I was like? I think I think I will keep it Like I'm good, I appreciate your time.
Speaker 2:Bye, like that's yeah, he really stretched it, going up to 211.
Speaker 1:I mean if you didn't throw the 11, well, I mean it more than double the offer.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But still that's I don't know when they went to that low of a fucking price that they would give people Like it always used to be the joke of like if I can't get $500 for this car, I'll go sell it to pick and pull for $300. $100.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So like that's wow, yeah, so there you go, there's that All right, so this next one. So how do you know how fat society has gotten?
Speaker 2:I know how fat I've gotten.
Speaker 1:So there is a disorder, they named it. Or, if you care, if they named after me.
Speaker 2:I'm going to fucking be pissed off.
Speaker 1:If you care about eating healthy too much, it's not after you.
Speaker 2:No, okay.
Speaker 1:So I'll read a little blurb right here, and then we'll get going on it.
Speaker 2:First I will have you know I do eat healthy animals.
Speaker 1:So it's called. Orthorexia nervosa is perhaps best summarized as an obsession with healthy eating with associated restrictive behaviors. That part's a little weird, it says. However, the attempt to attain optimum health through attention to diet may lead to malnourishment, loss of relationships and poor quality of life. I have several questions.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:One being because there's a lot of people that are, like, obsessed with healthy eating, like a lot of them are super fit and or actors and or like just everybody whatever that are pretty obsessed with healthy eating and what like. How obsessed do you have to be to ruin your fucking life?
Speaker 2:That's a good question.
Speaker 1:Because that seems like and that they would name it.
Speaker 2:Let me. Let me ask this so somebody is that obsessed and then they say mixing a cheeseburger. Does that take them out of the notes I've today?
Speaker 1:I don't know, but I was asking Russell this and he goes honestly, that's pretty easy to answer your question, jeremy. They're vegans, yeah, yeah, because, like vegans won't talk to certain people you eat meat and like they'll cut them out of their life, like that. I mean looking at it like that, yeah, that's. I guess that's a fair point. And he goes and look at how awful most of them feel or look yeah, because that's it's not a lot of like. There's certain ways you can do a vegan diet. That might be OK, but that's a lot of nutrients. You're not a lot of different.
Speaker 2:A lot of, a lot of have to take a whole lot of supplements.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like you can still get a lot of proteins with a bunch of different legumes.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But like you can get all the nutrients you need, quote unquote but it's not like the premier nutrients that your fucking body needs. I guess not the cream of the crop, even though it might be the cream of the crop. I don't even mean that when I first started saying it. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2:I was joking with somebody who texted me earlier and she said something about she's going to find something to eat. So I'm like, oh, you're going to go hunt for some food. She's like I'm at home. Yeah, I'm like I figured you were going to grab a spear and go big game hunting or something which I don't know. That there's really big game and northern Nevada, but big, big for the area.
Speaker 1:There's, there's deer, there's horses. But, there might be something.
Speaker 2:But vegans might have a point. You know, you don't have to sneak up on a carrot, I don't know, let me see some of them.
Speaker 1:They might have to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, not the carrot, but the people. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no the. So one of our old leads me and Mike used to work on the same line and one of our old leads was a vegan.
Speaker 2:She used to hate it when I need to play to stake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's so. I was telling Russell about several different times. He's like, no, I'm like she never really seemed bothered Like when I would sit next to her and eat, because Russell eats a lot of meat too. I'm like that's weird because she definitely like was bothered when I would sit down with a steaming plate of pork or steak or whatever.
Speaker 2:I would literally have just steak on my plate, it would not be anything else. No, it's wool, no bread.
Speaker 1:I'd bring in the Tupperware of like heavily meat and then like either rice or maybe a couple of veggies not often and I'd go I'd go warm it up in the microwave and then I'd come sit down and like open the lid so all the smell is like freshly released, and she'd just look over and be like that that smells awful and I'd like sit up out of my chair a little bit and look at what she had. I know it doesn't even look good either. How do you eat all that she's like? No, the meat you're eating.
Speaker 2:She gave me such a dirty look when I was carrying a plate and I had to double order a steak on it. Oh my God, I missed getting that steak. It was cheap and it was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1:That's why they stopped. That's why they have terrible food now. That's cause I asked yeah, a too much fucking steak.
Speaker 2:Well, one person got that going the day after the very next shift, after they didn't have the steak anymore. He's the one who got me eating it.
Speaker 1:Yeah. It was great, I got him eating it because he was only eating goldfish.
Speaker 2:Well, he was, he needed to fucking eat something.
Speaker 1:He would have energy drinks and goldfish red bull, coffee and goldfish, that's all he'd have Like bro, you need to fucking like it's protein, it's healthy for you. Go get some steak, come on. He was like oh my God, it's so good. I'm like nutrition is good.
Speaker 2:Yes, we always talk about getting protein before going back to the line.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but yeah. So like I can see how like being a vegan is like they're they're fucking obsessed Like vegans is like a cult.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, cause it's even further than.
Speaker 1:It's worse than CrossFit.
Speaker 2:It's, but I mean it's worse than it's further stuff than vegetarians.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, like vegetarians will eat vegetables, but they'll eat a lot of different shit. But vegans is like, like absolutely, absolutely nothing can be harmed, or whatever, which a lot of farmers have. You read what a lot of farmers say like about in two vegans. They're like if you had any idea how many animals I have to kill to protect crops, you wouldn't be able to eat anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you know that broccoli, it had a mother of like, of like field mice, gophers, birds, like all kinds of like, just ground rodents and aerodents, all the fucking ones that just want to eat. Everything is to kill animals. Yeah, like they kill a lot of animals.
Speaker 2:If you really think that they have scarecrows out in their fields and that's what takes care of all the animals, think again it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, cause he got off and found a brain, so he's good. Yeah, all right. Well, no yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, some of them they're not very fast and they're in those fields and they go through with those big combines and all those other things.
Speaker 1:No the animals, oh God.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So they, they, they, they can get caught in those little machines. They talk about that often too. Yeah Of like, if vegans, if and if. If you're vegan and listening or watching this, that's surprise.
Speaker 2:If you're vegan and you know what clapped your hands they're too weak to let them rest. Yeah, yeah, don't, don't clap your hands. I don't want to use all your energy for the day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's like hmm, and then, like you, always say, like if being vegan or vegetarian was so awesome. I'm not sure, why do they always make like? Why?
Speaker 2:they're trying to make plants taste like meat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly yeah, but they never try to make meat taste like a fucking broccoli.
Speaker 2:No, I've never seen a place go. You know what? We got these cheeseburgers, but we made them taste like broccoli. Come on in. Yeah, we got this burger that tastes like a salad. No, no, I want a salad. I'll eat a salad, you know, that's the thing Like. See, we're omnivores, so we can eat all of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All of it. Yeah, I mean I'm not saying I'm you know. You know it's like the Simpsons you don't make friends with salad. What? There's the other Simpsons, when they're having a barbecue and Lisa had just become a vegetarian and she said something to a lot of these, like bought meat and saying they could serve salad, and Bart and Homer started singing and dancing you don't make friends with salad. Have I invited you to barbecue and all they had was fucking salad.
Speaker 1:Well, that's. I've seen a couple of things too, of like you can. There's a certain thing you can do to like to sauce and grill like cauliflower that it looks like wings.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've heard about cowfire wings. I guess there's a place called flowing tide has cowfire wings.
Speaker 1:I've seen like the pictures on Facebook of it and like just read the comments, like look it up and just read the comments. But, one of them is like if I show up to a barbecue and bite into a wing and find out it's just cauliflower, I'm fucking burning your house down.
Speaker 2:I was thinking I might throw it at you.
Speaker 1:Like I'm flipping that grill over and letting happen what happens? Yeah, like there's like all the comments are a bunch of shit like that, like what people would do if they went to a barbecue or if they went somewhere and they're like, oh my God, here's some wings. And they're like that because I mean, a lot of food smells good. Yeah, doesn't matter what it is, a lot of food smells good. Yeah, if you're taking it something, it might be good, but it's not fucking chicken.
Speaker 2:No. It can't be the texture of chicken either.
Speaker 1:No, and that's there's fucking no bones. And cauliflower Is there.
Speaker 2:Well it's, I was just about to mention something. I saw something recently where they actually take like toothpicks to mimic having bones or some kind of skewer in there to make it seem like it has a bone.
Speaker 1:That seems so fucking dumb, so extra and inefficient, like that might be. The best part about being a vegan or vegetarian is you can just eat everything, like you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2:Just you don't have to worry about choking on a bone. But now you're going to put a fake bone in there to make you feel like you're eating.
Speaker 1:Remind me that there was a picture of this, uh, this corn dog. This lady had it sonic, yeah, and the dude took a picture of it because, like somebody bit the top of the fucking popsicle stick off, yeah, whatever the fuck you want to call that corn dog stick. Yeah, it's not, it's a popsicle stick.
Speaker 2:Okay, I thought it was a skewer. I didn't think it was.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't remember, but it was like the long, the long kind of thin one, but it was like flat, like a popsicle stick.
Speaker 2:They ate too much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it was like somebody. Uh, somebody put this in here and like trying to, so I'm just trying to kill my pregnant wife and this and that, bro, the comments on that were wild too. Yeah, it's like tell your wife to slow the fuck down, like if you didn't know a corn dog had a fucking stick in it. Maybe you shouldn't eat a corn dog.
Speaker 2:What the fuck do you think you were holding it?
Speaker 1:by. It's there you go. Yeah, that's it right there.
Speaker 2:Do you think the stick just stops when you get to the hot dog?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think the stick stops at the bottom of the batter.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It can't do that. How does it hold it?
Speaker 2:The physics would not allow that to hold it.
Speaker 1:Gravity doesn't exist.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but physics does yeah.
Speaker 1:Speaking of gravity, doesn't exist. We were going through right before we started recording, uh, going through checking out the AI edited clips for the first episode that we did on video.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And I think it, I think it looks good.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:We downloaded a bunch of them and we're going to do. I need to drag a couple more around. Since I downloaded them, I can move where the clips are.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I want to do a lot more around the. The gravity doesn't exist, shit. Yeah, because there was a lot of. That was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:But that that, uh, that corn dog would have fallen off the shelf if you know, oh yeah, 100%.
Speaker 1:But um, also, I mean it's a little late to for this, but the YouTube didn't allow us to upload episode 75 yet, so I need to figure out what's going on with that. But that should be up by the time this releases.
Speaker 2:They killed Kenny. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So uh so I do have a don't get too obsessed with healthy eating that you lose relationships and ruin your life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, cause if you don't have any relationships in, your life is ruined um. You're just prolonging a ruined life.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah and get this. Is that just because you eat well and you do all of that, it doesn't mean you're going to prolong? You could walk outside and just hit by a bus. So you have that look to look forward to.
Speaker 1:That's. I loved seeing those. Uh, I think we talked about this part before of like you's like, this is a 30 year olds lungs that did smoke and this is 30 year old songs that didn't smoke. I'm like did you just hear yourself say that again? Both of these fucking people are dead.
Speaker 2:Both of them are dead Same age.
Speaker 1:Both of them are dead. Yes, like yes. The 30 year old's lungs do look really healthy. The smokers lungs do look very unhealthy, but they both died at 30.
Speaker 2:They're both gone, yeah. So, um, when you're gone, you really care what your lungs look like You're in a box or cremated. What the fuck do you care? Yeah, oh, no, people are going to pick on my lungs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what are they going to say about me at the corner's office?
Speaker 1:I don't think they cut everybody's lungs out to inspect a mic.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know who else I could use, so I had to go with the corner.
Speaker 1:That's fair. Yeah, I don't think they go checking everybody. Well maybe, if they're organ donors, be like oh, we're not taking his lungs. No, exactly, be an organ donor and then just fuck everything up so bad that they're like why was he an organ donor? He just wanted us to waste our money. He was like this is fucking useless. This is fucking useless.
Speaker 2:His liver is a sizeable fucking house. We can't use that. His kidneys, oh my God, what the fuck did he put in there? Yeah, did he literally drink any freeze before he died?
Speaker 1:Like, oh, maybe I should have rather caused a death he did there.
Speaker 2:How many energy drinks did this guy drink? Yeah, he's gone, but the shit's still moving.
Speaker 1:I was surprised how long? Because even in Vegas was it like 2014, 2013? I went and had lab work done to run everything. I want to know how shit is, because I had already been drinking for like six or seven years like extremely heavily and definitely not eating well, definitely not, Not great, but I was 150 pounds for like the longest time. I was fucking super skinny.
Speaker 2:I was so skinny.
Speaker 1:And then got tired of being a little guy, worked out with Russell and put on 30 pounds of decent weight pretty quick and then had an issue with driving and then stopped driving to the gym because I backed into somebody leaving the gym parking lot because, him and me both backed out at the same time.
Speaker 1:That's not all. Till that started out too, I accidentally scared the shit out of that guy. So we exchanged information and I was like, hey, bro, like your shit. It was like a like barely like I've fucking stubbed my toe harder than I've fucking backed into this guy, and it bent like the support bar. It was a brand new, like 20, 2014 or 2015 dodge. Yeah, it bent the like the small aluminum support bar behind the bumper. So the bumper was like slightly tucked, but there's no marks on it.
Speaker 1:I'm like, bro, I have like five friends that work at body shops, like I'll pay to fix it. And he's like, oh, okay, well, see, no, I got, just drove it off the lot, like two weeks ago or what I don't know, and talking about that. And I'm like, okay, well, like here's all my information. I got all his information. I'm like just think about it before you report an insurance, please. He goes why you don't have insurance. I'm like, no, I have insurance. I don't have a license right now. And he's like, oh, whoa, whoa. So like I go home, I call my lawyer and I'm like, hey, what happens if I get caught driving without a license and he's like that's because of a DUI, that's six months in jail Like minimum. I'm like, yeah, oh, I'm not driving anymore and that's.
Speaker 1:I was cleaning pools at the time. So I was driving like a hundred 200 miles a day, yeah, cleaning pools, going to the gym, doing everything. Like I still have to make money and live, bro, yeah, and found that out. I'm like, okay, called the boss. I'm like, hey, I quit, okay. And this is why he's like, oh, shit, okay. Well, if you ever want to clean pools again, let me know. Like not really. So I stopped working out and I gained like 30 pounds of bad weight, but around that time I was so and I'll tell you how I accidentally scared the kid in a second because I just remembered what I was originally saying so I went and had a lot of work done and I'm like there's, I'm sure there's something that's not right and then I should have to adjust.
Speaker 1:Because I told the doctor like how much I drank and what I eat and like everything. It's like. She's like oh well, like you probably, like only like bacon a couple of times and I was like like because bacon was cheap then too, like I'll eat bacon almost every day. I'm like have like sometimes three to five eggs a day, but other than that, like everything else was like burgers, greasy shit, fried stuff, like everything it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:And she's like, oh, okay, so like definitely we'll get cholesterol levels and this and this and this and this. And then she calls me back to have another appointment to like go over everything. I'm like okay, so I go in. And she's like going over it. And she's like, um, and you said you don't really have like a diet or like something you stick to. I'm like no, absolutely not. And like burgers, fried stuff, like anything I want I eat all the time.
Speaker 2:See, that's how you scared the guy off the gym Massive amount of ice cream. He was worried about your health.
Speaker 1:Everything all the time and she's like uh, so your cholesterol is perfect, like this is good, that's great, this is great. I'm like okay, so just keep doing what I'm doing. She goes. I can't say that. I'm like, oh, okay, well, so that's why I think I went.
Speaker 2:Well, you can't say it, but that's what I got.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I went down a darker path. For a while I was like, oh, clearly fucking nothing's happening. And then started feeling a lot shitty, you're doing everything the same. So I started being healthier. But so the dude called his insurance company, didn't call me before he did called his insurance company and said that he had an injury. He injured his neck While during the accident.
Speaker 1:And I'm like what? I'm like no, like you can ask my passenger, you can ask his passenger. And I like, wait, his passenger, he studies by himself. I'm like, no, it's not by himself. He works out with the same guy at the same time every morning and they both come together every day, every day at the same time. We're in the same gym together. Yeah, and I go, okay, well, well, we'll talk to his insurance company, call back. I'm like, yeah, cuz like I can walk back in the gym after getting into a barely fender bender and Then go fuck up my neck or my arm or something, like I just do something real quick. Oh, my accident. No, that's not how it works. Like, okay, well, we'll call their insurance company and we'll let you know In the next like week or so what they want to do. So I had the guy's address. I already looked it up. He lived like a street or two behind my girlfriend at the Times.
Speaker 1:Dad All right so I had my girlfriend driving me around and I'm just kicking in the passenger seat, cuz I have a chauffeur, so I have my foot out the window, on the mirror In the back seat just relaxing, oh well you know, chauffeur's riding the front. You can't put your foot on the mirror if you're sitting in the back seat, unless you're Jeffrey you can put your foot on the back of their seat, though.
Speaker 1:So we're going to her dad's house for barbecue and I See this dude walking with his wife and his kid. It's it's the guy from the gym. It's super like fire fucking orange hair.
Speaker 1:I like there's no mistake in this guy. So I see him walking and I wasn't trying to scare him. So I pull my foot off the mirror and like lean forward a little bit to like make sure that it is him and and he turned around because he heard my truck. He turned around like right as I lean forward Into like I guess I was staring a little unhappily because oh, that's that motherfucker, that's like trying to get issues going, whatever, so accidentally lean forward into like a death stare right as he turned around and fucking looked at me and Like, oh okay, well, told my girlfriend I'm like that's the guy that I backed into it at the gym and we just went to her dad's house, had a barbecue. I forgot all about it, kind of. The next day my insurance company calls me and says that he dropped the whole thing. Nice, yeah, like, oops, like couldn't know, fucking playing that one.
Speaker 2:Oh. Yeah you probably thought you were looking for exactly.
Speaker 1:He probably forgot that we traded information. He didn't remember that he gave me his address. Like I knew where he lived. I didn't think about doing anything the whole fucking time. Yeah, I was over at the girlfriend's dad's house often. I'm like, yeah, he's just right there. I'm like I'm not trying to do anything, I don't care. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Time it perfectly when he was walking back from the gas station getting ice cream with his chick and his kid, just to an accidentally leaned into a fucking death stare. Yeah, they're like oh fuck, that's right, he knows where I live. Yeah, like, yeah, he dropped everything.
Speaker 2:Nice, my, that's oh well, it could have just had it fixed, whoops.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like I could have fixed it or I could have paid to have it fixed. But no it probably costs like 20 fucking dollars.
Speaker 2:I just got the car off the lot two weeks ago. Yeah, I can't get it fixed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's that's done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do you think the insurance is gonna do? They're gonna send it to a body shop. What were you gonna do? Send it to a body shop?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I don't understand no difference. Yeah, there is one difference, ones reported on a car facts. Yeah so the way he was gonna do it is actually worse. Yeah, because now your truck's worthless to other people, Mm-hmm. But people don't think about stuff like that.
Speaker 2:I do.
Speaker 1:Not a lot, not a lot of people do. So yeah, I accidentally like Intimidated the fuck out of somebody to drop a insurance claim, accidentally, 100% accidentally.
Speaker 2:I thought you were saying he was getting scared because he was worried about your diet.
Speaker 1:No, accidentally fucking Tony soprano, somebody knows. I was pretty proud of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're so good, you do it on accident tits. You have to try there. So I do want to tell this this interesting story there was I was watching donut operator again yesterday, so of course that means there was a police shooting of some kind.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, this guy there was two people in this, this look like an SUV and One had a gun in his waistband. And then one officer's yelling pull the old passenger out. He's got a gun and I'm talking about the driver. And you hear he's got a shotgun pointed at this driver and he's telling him Put your hands up. And this guy I Like you can't hear it he's just sitting there. He's like I am with a steering wheel doing all these other things, yeah, yeah. And he's just not paying attention and he's like do not reach for the gun or I will shoot you. And he keeps saying it. Then you see, the guy's hand goes with waistband.
Speaker 2:With a shotgun the guy had the handgun in his waistband the police officer had a shotgun pointed at him. The cop had a shotgun. I'm, assuming, about two feet away from his fucking head two or three feet away from his head, yes, and the guy reaches for his gun. And it wasn't two or three feet away from his head anymore, because his head mostly wasn't there anymore. Yeah, and then they pulled his body out and and according and followed the procedure of handcuffing him handcuffing A headless body mostly headless body.
Speaker 2:Yes, because that is the proper procedure.
Speaker 1:I've never understood that like well, I get it, but I don't understand it.
Speaker 2:I mean, in that case, I don't think you really need to, because I don't think they're gonna make a move for a gun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't care how much PCP you're on, you're not fucking getting up from that one. No, there's no brainstem left bro yeah there's.
Speaker 2:I mean, I understand like if somebody gets shot in the shoulder or something and they're laying on the plane possum they might try to get up, but yeah, your head's gone, you're not getting them. Wow, but yeah, they, they handcuffed him and at least I didn't hear him read the. Read them, they're right. Yeah, you have the right to remain dead.
Speaker 1:You have to remain silent.
Speaker 2:Say what? Say what I. What was that you said? Oh, oh, you did it all. Okay, anything used can be used against you. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law and he's like he's confessed we got it. Wow, some guy called oh yeah, the great thing was you hear this person calling. He's got a thick accent and I like he's got a fire alarm. Is the fire alarm going off? He's like no fire on what that?
Speaker 2:one's just a gun, yeah, she's like a gun, yeah, firearm. So don't. Operator kept saying yeah, the fire alarm went off.
Speaker 1:That was so when I worked at Sam's Club in the tire shop. One of the guys he was my boss at the time, alex, who's funny as fuck, and he had some guy with super thick accent come in yeah, he's like oh, do you guys have Michigan Tigers? I Michelin tires but he's like no, it was a hundred percent Michigan Tigers, he's like. No no Michigan Bears, or like miss. Whatever the fuck Michigan's team is.
Speaker 2:Michigan has the Detroit Tigers. That's why I said in that Detroit.
Speaker 1:Oh well, that's yeah. He's like no, no, no, like, and says something else. He's like asking like different teams, like just frustrating the guy. He's like, oh, oh, tires Like Jesus Christ. That's great, that's great yeah.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I don't have you ever had a gun pointed at you.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:How many?
Speaker 2:just couple.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, like at the same time.
Speaker 2:Well, once it was a couple at the same time, but the other time was this one.
Speaker 1:Okay. So if a cop, I think it's worse when there's more cops, because then it's a like everybody's yelling different shit. But if a cop has a gun pointed at you, you normally listen to him yeah, normally. So there was one time that's. There's still 20 minutes left I had a Weird night in the end of October in Vegas that I had 40 cops all guns drawn pointed at me Because there was a high-speed chase.
Speaker 1:That not from the cops yeah, that's an important part of the story. I was not running from the cops, but so I was driving around with two kids that I'm very glad that I stopped hanging out with, because I was the one that turned out great. One of them is in and out of juvie until he got old enough. Then it was in and out of jail, and one of them might be off a heroin, Maybe now. So fingers crossed, yeah, so I'll leave their names out of it.
Speaker 1:But we were doing dumb shit and like, okay, this sounds kind of fun or stupid or I don't know, just figure out something to do. So driving around, kicking it. And there was a day one of them put a bunch of bricks in the back of my car and they're throwing bricks out the back of my window like as we turn corners, to like oh look, how far the brick roller that one broke or this, so one of them throws it and it breaks somebody's tail light and and they're sitting outside smoking or whatever the I don't they're outside, jumping their car and start fucking chasing us.
Speaker 1:I'm like I don't know what to do. So I'm fucking running, and this night I also do because I hazarded my car. Like it does go in slow motion when you jump a car, it's weird. So it's also very difficult to lose somebody when you're driving a 2000 miles of protege.
Speaker 1:Yeah with a governor, I think it was like a 107. So I Skateboarded like all the city streets in Henderson. So I'm, I'm, and it's late at night, like I think when I was handcuffed it was just about midnight, so this started at like 10, 30 or 11 o'clock because it wasn't like a super, super long so super dark. So I turn my headlights off and I'm driving around like I know these streets because I skate them all the time. So I'm just trying to lose them and it's not easy.
Speaker 1:So I start going like to the Ops skirts, where there's no street lights, and I'm just going probably 70 80 down this road called Paradise Hills in Henderson and there used to be a massive part where it dipped probably like eight to ten feet, yeah, maybe 10 to 20 feet, but it did it across another like 10 to 20 feet. So I guess pretty steep dip, yeah, and it curved at the same time. So I'm flying and I'm like, oh shit, this road has that dip. So I flip my headlights to see there's no road left and I Jam the steering wheel just in time to like just right before the tires left the road and so I follow the road, but now here's a dip. So now we're off the ground and it just starts floating.
Speaker 1:Everybody, just the same thing is in the movies, like a couple things come up out of because you're just falling. It's like, oh, like everything seemed like it slowed down and then just Like bottom, the whole car out kept driving and I'm like that's that was one of the most thrilling and terrifying things that I've ever had happen.
Speaker 1:Yeah until later. So I'm like, okay, well, I can't lose them on the streets, so I'll go to the freeway. So I start going on the freeway and like keeping it like three miles an hour under the governor so that it doesn't slow it back down, and there's nobody on the freeway, it's the 95 at like 1130. So I'm flying, I pass a semi and I'm gonna get off at the Stephanie exit. I'm like I'll just. At this point I'm like I don't, I don't know what these guys are trying to do, but Mervins was still at the Galleria where all the cops the substation was out back. So there's a shit load of cop cars out back. I'm like I'll just park in the middle of the cop cars and they won't know where I am and they won't come over, cuz I don't, I don't know what the fuck's gonna go on. Yeah, if, if they catch up, if they get it.
Speaker 2:So you weren't running from the cops, you were running to the police.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was gonna try to run like to kind of to the cops. I've never seen a cop there, but I know there's a shitload of cop cars there. So I'm About to get off at the Stephanie exit, just pass this semi. And as I'm about to pass the semi I see tail lights on the shoulder. I'm like, fuck, I bet that was a cop. It was yeah.
Speaker 1:So I slam over up to the Stephanie exit and about halfway up the exit I remember how, how hard the cutback is to hit the Stephanie bridge to sunset, and I'm like, oh fuck, so I locked the brakes up. And then I end up hitting the curb and I come like maybe four or five inches from hitting the streetlight. I'm like, oh shit, that was close, put in reverse, and then fucking hurry up, go back across Stephanie bridge, pulling next to the cops.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Tell fucking dildo and dildot to dump the bricks under the cop cars. So those were never found. Thankfully that they never looked under. The somebody when they backed up probably had a bad day. Yeah, I don't know why there's 30 bricks. I don't like 12 bricks under my car so I go park over there and See them come in. I'm like there's no way that they fucking know what.
Speaker 1:I was over here and I see him like jamming in the parking lot, like maybe gonna try to park me in. So I back out and go to take off again and I see a cop car start leaving and I'm asked the first cop car that I've ever seen, with someone in it here? So I flashed my lights at him and he like stabs on the brakes and Starts like a dead slide, turned sideways, and I'm like, oh, that's not good. So like as as he was doing that, like have you seen? The Is either in a movie or something where he like Rips the e-brake and opens the door and just walks out of the car. Yeah, it looked like the car was about to do that.
Speaker 1:That's how I come with how aggressive he fucking hits it. Yeah, I'm like, oh shit. So I pull the brake, turn the car off and I have the keys of my hand and hands up. My friends are like, what are you doing? Like you might want to do the same. Well, it was within like 30 seconds. There was like 30 fucking cars and SUVs surrounding us, all out, guns strong. Get out of the fucking car, put your hands in the air, throw the keys on the windshield. Like, open the door, slowly, throw the keys on the windshield, get out. So all of us get out, get down. We get handcuffed. And then and the cops like whose cars this? Like it's mine, like you fucking there? All all kinds of shit, you fucking dumb asses. I don't know what you fucking take, blob, whatever.
Speaker 2:So they're all right so you have to give me a lecture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they're like okay, well, whose cars this? I'm like it's mine. No, I can work the registration like. Then the there are the insurance. I'm like it's in the glove box. I just remembered one of my friends put a bunch of weed in my glove box because he didn't want it on it, and this was in 2007 to I think it was 2007. Yeah, so, like that had been a big issue For sure. Yeah, so he's walking around the car. He opens the passenger door to get the glove box and as he opens the passenger door, he's like wait, I didn't see any plates on this car. Is it registered? Oh, like, actually I have custom plates on the way, so I have a temporary moving permit in the windshield. Okay, shuts the passenger door. Never looked in the glove box. Nice, right, so all this stuff down. And then, yeah, so, yeah, so one of the kids, the one that was in and out of juvie they went and took him behind one of the SUVs to search him and then they just like searched us.
Speaker 1:They're like anything in your pockets I need to know about. I'm like I mean, do you want to know about all of it? Like, you know what's in your pocket? I'm like yeah, they're my pockets, like I know what's in them, and like left pocket is like three lighters in my wallet, or no, my wall was in my back pocket at the time. It was like three lighters, a bunch of coins. Like I think I told them exact change and then like this, this, this, this, this, like okay. Like it looked at me like weird as shit that I knew exactly what was in my fucking pockets and they're like okay. And then I had a Halo three shotgun shell keychain. They were unhappy about that. Like you can feel that it's fucking rubber. They were trying to like break it open to make sure it wasn't a real shotgun shell on a keychain that I was going to somehow, while handcuffed, fucking shoot off. Yeah, like what is? What is this? Like, just fucking mad.
Speaker 2:You're just going to put it in your mouth and shoot it out of your mouth.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:With your handcuffs on.
Speaker 1:Exactly yeah.
Speaker 2:I had a similar situation when I was. I was banned from a mall for life and they had me outside. Well, I ended up working there the last year or later, but I was out in the parking lot and the police were keeping my mind. I was in high school and they were. They were frisking me and asking me about what's in my pocket. So I told them, like you said. I told them everything that was in my pockets, because they're my pockets. I put the stuff in there. I know what I left my house with that day before I went to the mall to apparently get banned for life. I ended up actually working across the hall from the place I got in trouble at. Absolutely, I would see it every day. It was one of those, annie M's.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, or it was one of the places I know they had cinnamon rolls, but it wasn't cinnamon. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Did you know you can get a bucket of the aunties pretzels the pretzel bites for 20 bucks? It's like 150 or 170 of those pretzel bites. I did not know that you can get a bucket.
Speaker 2:I like to get a bucket of the pretzel dogs. Seems to be fucking awesome.
Speaker 1:I would rather go get a bucket of the aunties pretzels pretzel bites to take to a movie for $20 than a bucket of popcorn for $20. I think that would be a lot better idea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd take the pretzel, dogs movie.
Speaker 1:I would so.
Speaker 2:I had the pretzel dogs one of the times I did the mall recently and it was pretty great.
Speaker 1:Back to the back to the arrests. I wasn't arrested because I was a minor, so they had to call my parents. So my parents come and they call another friend of mine to come drive the car back and they're like, okay, well, this and this something. So they call the parents of the friends too. It ends up I knew the guy that was driving the other car. If I stopped like originally and been like fuck my bad, like here's $100 for a tail light or whatever, however much it was, yeah, I don't know why you broke my tail light.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it wouldn't have been an issue.
Speaker 2:That was my tail. I had to chase you all over town trying to get my tail light.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so it would have. It would have not been an issue. So they didn't want to press charges. So I ended up getting a reckless driving, failure to maintain lane and like one or two other things just from that cop that I passed on the shoulder right before the exit. Yeah, that's the only reason that I got any of it.
Speaker 2:And he's the one who saw it all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he only saw those. Yeah, that's what I mean yeah. So and then what was it I got grounded from because I was like, I think I was 17. Yeah, I got grounded from my car, my cell phone.
Speaker 1:And like I don't remember a bunch of different shit until like one day later, because I was working at the mall at the time. I was working at Finish Line and my mom dropped me off for work and I'm like, okay, like the store closes at nine, like because the mall closes at nine, yeah, Like I'll be outside at 9 05, 9 04, like because there's nothing ever like this the stores never open. Like like we close, we're out, yeah, that's it. Like 9 07, because we have to fucking count the money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say, like there's we all, we normally have that counted like five minutes before closing anyway, because nobody pays cash in the last fucking five minutes. So I'm sitting on the curb at 9 05. I'm sitting on the curb at 9 35. I'm sitting on the curb so I'm like, okay, well, I walk over to Best Buy and a friend of mine is working. I'm like, hey, can I get a ride home? She's like, yeah, what happened? So I told her.
Speaker 1:So I waited until we got on the right home, called my mom on her cell phone and I was like, hey, she's like, who's this? I'm like this is your son. Like, oh, I was trying to because, like, as soon as we shut the roll cage at finish line, I heard the phone ring and I bet that's my mom, asking if she still should pick me up at 9 05. I knew that was going to be her. Yeah, yeah, I tried to call to see if it was still the same time. I'm like I told you we shut the gate like at 9 02. And she called it like 9 02 and a half.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you're on the other side of the gate at that point.
Speaker 1:I'm like so we're not lifting the gate and resetting the alarm to answer the phone at fucking 9 PM? No, that's not happening. So, like my mom, felt awful so I got my keys back. I got my phone back. I got like it was the shortest I've ever been grounded. It was probably the most serious shit I've been grounded for.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I, um, I just get grounded a lot and, um, I was a bad kid so I didn't always pay attention to it.
Speaker 1:And smoking in the principal's office bathroom, whatever.
Speaker 2:Potato tomato, and that reminds me of the being pulled over thing. Oh, by the mind of that, we were. We were over in this industrial area, a lot of factories and shit. His brother worked at a place over there. He was old enough to buy beer and we were not, so he'd picked us up some beer and it was in his car. So we went there to get it from him. And we're driving along and uh, my friend still had snow tires on his car, studded snow tires. Yeah, you're not supposed to drive, you're supposed to take those off at some point.
Speaker 1:At some point, but nobody's told anybody around here either.
Speaker 2:Well, somebody told him because we're driving down the road and you had to see this officer. Holy shit, you would think we were some kind of uh, uh, America's most wanted this guy. He flipped his car around. It looked like he was starting to chase him from a movie. It was crazy. You hear his wheels, you see his car just spinning around and come shooting after us to let us know that he has snow tires and give him a ticket for it. Now, um when, when he was pulling up, I opened up the glove box right away, because he's going to need the registration every time.
Speaker 2:But I also knew that underneath my knees, underneath this glove box, was a bunch of beer. So when that box was down and my legs were over it, he couldn't see the beer. So he gave them a ticket for the tires but didn't notice that there was two minors with a case of beer in the front seat, so we think that's good. Yeah, so we got away with that one.
Speaker 1:That's. I also like how much cops fucking are upset if you take your seat belt like so. Most of the time I wait for the cop to get up to the window to do anything, because they're fucking angry as fuck if you look at them wrong or say, hi, officer, yeah, I thought that was fucking respectful. But they just treat me like shit when I call him officer or sir, like I have friends that call them pieces of shit and like they treat them with better respect than me.
Speaker 2:I don't understand it.
Speaker 1:So and I've also seen people have issues with like like, oh, why'd you take your seat belt off so I could reach to the glove, because they already had the registration insurance. Like, so I could go to the glove box comfortably and get the registration insurance, so they were trying to write on a seat belt ticket to have gotten that happen to me and they're like no, like I unbuckled it to get the stuff Like that's what? Do you think I'm flexible?
Speaker 2:So many asked me about mine, as they're like, yeah, you're not wearing your seat belt. I was like, no, I took it off when you pulled me over so I can get the stuff out of the glove box. He's like are you sure about that? He sure about that? Yeah, I'm sure, Are you sure about that? So one time, though speaking of there was a time that I did not hide the beer as well.
Speaker 2:And I got what was called a minor in possession. So, and we're standing in front of this judge, this judge is talking to us and I swear this guy is giving us a lecture the first. He's asking us all these questions about where do we get the beer? We're not going to tell on somebody who bought it before us. We're not stupid.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of people that would.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, snitches get stitches, so we're talking and don't get any more beer. Yes, that too. So he's telling, he's literally giving us a lecture about you know, the evils of alcohol and all of this. And I'm thinking to myself the guy who was just in front of us literally beat somebody unconscious, put the person in the hospital so he could steal his fucking wallet and all he did was get his sentence. Me, I get to talk because I had a fucking beer.
Speaker 1:They have to help the youth of America.
Speaker 2:The only reason that the guy in front of me he took a little bit longer than ours is because when he would speak to him first he had to talk to him. The interpreter had to talk to him because the judge had to talk to the interpreter. The interpreter had to talk to the defendant and then translate what he says back to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've seen a lot of that happen.
Speaker 2:But me I had to. I thought I was going to be in and out. Where do I pay the fine? I knew how much it was going to be. I was a little bit more than I was expecting because they gave us the fine, but they also do this for being in the park.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:So it was another $20. But I'm like, because I don't there's a section in the newspaper where you could read what people got for their sentencing.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow.
Speaker 2:For like everything Like that's small town shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was Omaha.
Speaker 2:I mean there's about a million people there, but still they would have it all in that section and you could read someone still got this for possession, this person for trespassing this person for. So I would read what the fine was and it was a steady pattern for that same ticket to get the same thing. So I thought it was just going to be in and out. No, Damn.
Speaker 2:You, you should be a good kid. You should be going to school doing your homework. You shouldn't be out drinking. Hey, I did go to school all week. I did my homework. What do you do when you get off work? You have a fucking beer. That's what I did. Yeah, actually, I probably didn't go to work, go to school every day that week. I think it was actually at the beginning of the summer. That was my last. I thought it was going to be my last summer before graduating, so I didn't want to have to have a job, I was just going to have fun all summer.
Speaker 2:And then I got that and ended up getting a job. Well, because I only get a job so I could pay the fine myself. Yeah, I didn't want to have to let the parents know, but of course my dad had read the newspaper and saw my name in there and saw my final, so that didn't work out.
Speaker 1:How much of a lecture did you get from your dad?
Speaker 2:He was more upset that I didn't tell him about it.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:He didn't really give me a lecture, my dad. He was a bar owner. He sold beer, yeah. But yeah, I ended up working at a meat packing place for a little while. I didn't like that. I had to shave meat off of the bone with this knife. It was called a whizzer knife.
Speaker 1:It was like a weird scraper thing.
Speaker 2:It was, you'd have the handle here and the blade would be round and it would spin. So it's great, yeah. At one point I stopped and I was like what did you stop for? The blade is smoking that adds flavor to the meat.
Speaker 1:Keep going.
Speaker 2:They had to come over and put grease in there. So, because it was out of grease? Yeah, well, because you had a button to keep the blade going, but I didn't have grease for myself. I had to wear a steel mess glove. Yeah, when I tell my, leave all the outer clothing that I had on just covered in blood and stuff.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:And it did not affect my appetite for meat. I still that was yeah. I'd go order a burger right after I got out of here. It didn't affect me at all.
Speaker 1:I just thought of something I saw the other day too. It goes back to the vegan thing. It was like it was some comedian's fucking skit. I really wish I fucking thought of who it was. But it was basically If somebody fucking knows who this is, just go ahead and comment. So somebody was like oh well, you're going to have a burger. You don't want to be there when they kill the cow, do you? He goes. No, they're like well, he goes. I love my brother. I don't want to see my parents fuck. I'm like that was beautifully put.
Speaker 2:I mean you want to see him pull the heads of lettuce. I mean, who goes and watches? That it's insane. Nobody wants to watch the sausage get made.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I've watched sausage get made. It's interesting.
Speaker 2:I was watching some guy making some kind of. I started to watch the video on YouTube last night. He was making some kind of. He was calling it. He used a protein bar. But let's say we get to the end of days and you need to have a bunch of stockpile of food. You can use this stuff and he's like well, first you have to start off with this fat and he shows this fat he buys from some butcher, just this thick. And then first he's talking about how easy this is to make. They're making like Pemmican.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then he takes this fat and he puts it into the sink to grind it up and I'm like wait, when did it happen to this being easy? Now I'm looking. I have to first have to find a butcher who's going to sell me this fat. Second, I have to find a fucking meat grinder. This is not easy. These are steps that I don't want to have to go through. Can't you just sell it in a store?
Speaker 1:Jake was talking to me about Pemmican. He's like, yeah, because I was like I wish there was, just like because, how much efficiency stuff, like I wish there was just like one one thing of like this is all the nutrients you need and I can just fucking eat that.
Speaker 2:Oh, that'd be great.
Speaker 1:And then like maybe I could spice it up a little bit, like change the flavor to figure out something. But like if I could find a base food that is everything a human needs like to be super healthy, that would make it so easy. He's like yeah, pemmican. I'm like what was that fucking word? And then he explained to me what it is. I'm like so I think you and me are thinking about two different things. I'm like sure that might be able to have like a stable shelf life for like 10 years because of how it's fucking prepared.
Speaker 1:They said 20 years yeah depending on how you make, it so like up a long fucking time.
Speaker 2:See, but I can see you use it for like a hike.
Speaker 1:That's on the shelf that's not in the fridge, like that's just open air, dry, whatever. And Jake's like, yeah, and it tastes fucking good too. I'm like, well, I know some of the things you eat.
Speaker 2:So it's debatable. Taste is debatable.
Speaker 1:Maybe it'll taste good, maybe it won't, but what you just told me is in it doesn't tell me that it actually has a lot of nutrients, like you can get you by for a while, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:But I don't know about like the optimum.
Speaker 2:Everyday meal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, so that's. That's the only reason I know what it is.
Speaker 2:Well, we need. We need to get to the Jetsons, where the Jetsons they just take a pill, yeah, or they take a pill and they drop a little water on it. They got a full cooked meal there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like back to the future, I just put the, the pizza and the rehydrator, rehydrator, yeah.
Speaker 2:But not like on. I mean the Jetsons. They put a little like it looks like a little pill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they dropped a full fucking meal.
Speaker 2:And it's like a steak potato.
Speaker 1:I remember, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what we need.
Speaker 1:Yep, Somebody invent that and let me know. Follow us share stuff.
Speaker 2:By merch.
Speaker 1:You'll start, oh yeah, by merch.
Speaker 2:I'm wearing the hat today.
Speaker 1:You'll see a lot of clips coming soon. We're going to start scheduling clips to fucking be dropped on everything. When you see them, like them, share them, comment. Yes, please, let us know stuff, what you want us to talk about.
Speaker 2:We didn't have to talk about what you want us to not talk about. Tell us what you want to see us drink next time Whiskey, tequila, scott, let us know.
Speaker 1:Uh, goodbye.