Ever find yourself staring at a frozen food aisle, not sure what to order? Have you ever pondered the mysteries of urban legends, or felt a peculiar sense of dread that you just can’t shake? Join us for our 75th episode, where we wrestle with these curiosities and so much more. We kicked off this milestone episode with a conversation about gaming, tequila-tasting and a hearty laugh about restaurant mishaps. We also peel back the layers on the chilling elevator game and its eerie connection to the tragic case of Eliza Somebody.
Imagine this - a woman, Eliza Somebody, found deceased in a water tank at the notorious Cecil Hotel. A hotel linked to many urban legends, including the elevator game. The unsettling last video of Eliza, her erratic behavior in the elevator, and the swirling theories of what led to her death are all pieces of the puzzle we explore. From our encounters with a ‘dark force’ in Sedona, to narrowly escaping a beer run gone awry, we share our unexplainable experiences and the strange sensations that have followed us.
We don't stop there. Venturing into the realm of horror movies, urban legends, and the controversial topic of psychedelic mushroom cultivation, we tackle a medley of themes. We debate the legality of marijuana, discuss our dream of a ‘limitless pill’, and even sample some pumpkin pie-flavored jellybeans. While we wrap up with some movie and show recommendations, we wanted to remind our listeners to reach out and engage with us on our social platforms. So, buckle up and join us on this thrilling ride through our reflections, experiences, and explorations!
Ever find yourself staring at a frozen food aisle, not sure what to order? Have you ever pondered the mysteries of urban legends, or felt a peculiar sense of dread that you just can’t shake? Join us for our 75th episode, where we wrestle with these curiosities and so much more. We kicked off this milestone episode with a conversation about gaming, tequila-tasting and a hearty laugh about restaurant mishaps. We also peel back the layers on the chilling elevator game and its eerie connection to the tragic case of Eliza Somebody.
Imagine this - a woman, Eliza Somebody, found deceased in a water tank at the notorious Cecil Hotel. A hotel linked to many urban legends, including the elevator game. The unsettling last video of Eliza, her erratic behavior in the elevator, and the swirling theories of what led to her death are all pieces of the puzzle we explore. From our encounters with a ‘dark force’ in Sedona, to narrowly escaping a beer run gone awry, we share our unexplainable experiences and the strange sensations that have followed us.
We don't stop there. Venturing into the realm of horror movies, urban legends, and the controversial topic of psychedelic mushroom cultivation, we tackle a medley of themes. We debate the legality of marijuana, discuss our dream of a ‘limitless pill’, and even sample some pumpkin pie-flavored jellybeans. While we wrap up with some movie and show recommendations, we wanted to remind our listeners to reach out and engage with us on our social platforms. So, buckle up and join us on this thrilling ride through our reflections, experiences, and explorations!
Welcome back to some offense intended. I'm Jeremy Robinson. I have Mike. Mike. Uh, I forgot to check if the microphones were recording, but it is, it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to check that too.
Speaker 1:That's a good thing.
Speaker 2:I'm going to talk and look at it, but yeah, it's.
Speaker 1:it's weird that I have to check that every week, but so cause we record on Riverside and every now and then my computer will update and it'll auto mute the inputs for some reason, so I have to constantly check that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and we don't. We don't like to have to restart it. That was no cause.
Speaker 1:that's well, at least now we know. Like the, when we first started doing the video stuff, it was pretty common that it would record we do the whole thing, how many?
Speaker 2:we did probably three or four that we had to redo. Yeah, and the thing was, it's a couple of them. It felt like the, the original was better than the way fun.
Speaker 1:For sure it was way funny, way better.
Speaker 2:And we can't. We can't recapture it because it's not scripted in any way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's. It was weird too because like, if if you looked at the, the files, the Riverside saves it it had like the blips, like it was actually recording something, but there was no data, there was nothing at all. So I'm glad we've we got a lot of stuff ironed out and I'm really happy about that, me too. Um, I just emailed the lady back to get the coupon codes for the video editing, so that should be tomorrow, cool.
Speaker 2:We're at episode 75.
Speaker 1:Yes, this is 75.
Speaker 2:That's a, that's a milestone right there.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's a mild milestone. Yeah 52, because it was a year, and then I feel like a hundred and then after that I don't even know if the years like the second year, third year, third year will be well, it's a, it's a, it's a three quarters of a hundred.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, looking at it like that, Like, people celebrate, like 75th anniversary, 50 anniversaries, but most people don't but companies do yeah, but that's also like a 75 year mark and that that is a fucking milestone.
Speaker 1:If this was the 75th year we've been doing this one, we'd be a lot older.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And two. That would absolutely be a milestone.
Speaker 2:But there's the fountain of youth. So this is year 75. We started this before there was actually podcasts.
Speaker 1:Well, okay, and another. Another drink is Centenario Cheers, that's. I'm drinking it with mineral water. The Peter is I can't think of that word Insistent that I tried this mineral water. It's called Topo Chico.
Speaker 2:I was going to say you don't want to end the sentence on you're drinking this water from Peter? No, no, peter. Peter said I had to try it with this mineral water because I was drinking it with like whatever.
Speaker 1:I think it was like. Cl is what it was called C I E, l. It's a Coca Cola brand in Mexico and he's like no, you have to try it with this one. Like it tastes like mineral water. So especially with the tequila in it. It just tastes like tequila and mineral water. So as long as you get the tequila taste, yeah, and that's that's.
Speaker 1:I didn't know mixing it with mineral water, like, you get the whole flavor of the alcohol, like whether it's whiskey, scotch, whatever, or tequila, with mineral water, you get the whole flavor of it. Nice, but you're also hydrating at the same time. Perfect More than just ice cream, so it's a bonus you want another one.
Speaker 2:No, I'm good, but yeah, I don't put ice cubes with tequila. You want to try it? No, no.
Speaker 1:I'm good, okay, like maybe with Scotch, maybe a couple ice cubes, not too much. Well, I would normally agree. But after this trip of like drinking heavy, like almost as heavy as I used to, and I woke up after the first day of the trip, I was like I'm not sure what I was going to do after like four or five hours of sleep and felt fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe we need to hydrate at the same time. Maybe we need to get some Scotch and some mineral water and see how it goes. I mean, we can I haven't had Scotch in a while.
Speaker 1:I mean, I've got a couch you can sleep on.
Speaker 2:I do like Scotch.
Speaker 1:We can plan that for another time.
Speaker 2:But so I went to play video games last night and I thought I'm going to do something different. I'm going to play something other than my Nintendo. So I'm thinking, all right, I'm going to play Last of Us on my PlayStation five to my PlayStation update. Update. Sony. First it's update, it wants to update the controller.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's see, that's the new, the new gen consoles.
Speaker 2:And I'm like eat a dick. Skip for 24 hours.
Speaker 1:And then you had to update the PS five itself.
Speaker 2:Then I had to update. No, first I had to update the game, oh, ok. And then, after I update the game, it's like oh, by the way, you need to update the play the system.
Speaker 1:OK, see, normally that's how it with the PS four. That's how it was was. Rarely was the controller, but you turn on. Turn it on like I want to play. You have to update the PlayStation.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then you have to update the updating and then you try to open the game. You have to update the opener and then you have to update the game.
Speaker 2:So I was like, fine, it's all, I'm getting the thing updating, I get the game updated, I get the system updated, everything is going. And I'm like, screw it, I'm going to switch over. I left it running, I went over to the different HDMI and I decided, all right, I'm going to play Xbox instead. Update, update system, update game. So then I'm like so at the end of it all, when everything's updating, I ended up playing Nintendo after all there you go, but now.
Speaker 1:but now everything's updated for, so that when you want to play it again, both of my controllers, today too. So now, when you want to play it again, yeah, everything's updated for a week.
Speaker 2:Or until tonight when I turn it on again.
Speaker 1:It seems like it happens all the time. I just played Fortnite last night with my nephew again and they brought back almost the original map. It's very, very close to the original map, so they call it the OG map. So like they brought back all the old weapons, all the like. I can't wait to play it again.
Speaker 2:Speaking of Fortnite, I've told you about this before and it was hysterical. So many at work and showing me this video. This kid was playing and he's up on a tall scaffolding type thing that they built in the game and he fell off. And this kid's just so upset that he fell off and the other guy went over, picked him up and threw him into a fire and you hear this kid just put me down and just crying. It was fucking awesome yeah.
Speaker 1:So that the original game was building and now they have zero build Battle Royale. So that's what I play because, like you can get used to building and I got used to it a little bit on the controller you can. Now that I'm on mouse and keyboard you can get really good at it. But it's just an extra, extra dynamic of I often forget that you can build. So I would rather play zero build, so that it's more actual, like shooter skill based, than how many fucking walls can I build between you and me or how high can I get.
Speaker 2:So now, um, in that case, I'd probably want it to be zero build, but, as you know, I'm fond of the game Zelda. Yeah, and I like to build things and I like to go into, like, I built a, but it'll essentially a tank and was driving through and all these monsters. It's just shooting rockets and all these monsters and all these different directions and that was fucking awesome. Yeah, no, like that's.
Speaker 1:I appreciate the building of the game like to save the world, which is the story mode of Fortnite. Yeah, it came out originally first. Uh, I think it might have been the same time, but save the world was a like a $5, $10 add on and then you can like build up everything, have a story mode, learn how to play the game, learn how to do everything else and have this fun like zombie On goings. And then they slowly progressed the story and I think they've finally finished it at some point in the past.
Speaker 2:So Well, until that took. But these wheels, I put one on the left, one on the right and I put the steer thing in the middle, so you just, you're literally standing there with the wheels on either side of you. That's the segue.
Speaker 2:Basically, but it but motorized segue, and then I put a rocket launcher on each wheel and I put a stabilizer on the back. So when I'm driving this thing it doesn't just, you know, go forward or back and fall over, and I'm just driving around just shooting the shit out. Everything is great, cause the things themselves they shoot on their own. Oh okay, so I'm driving if there's monsters and it detects them and starts shooting at them. Now here's where the problem comes If you get too close to the monster, it's still going to shoot.
Speaker 1:And it's going to. You're going to get a splash damage. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But it was really cool to do. I posted on Facebook. I don't even saw it, but last week I was playing Zelda and I. I got my character to ride a bear. Link rode a bear. I was walking along and all the shit was going on and actually I know there's a bear right next to me so I'm like shit, I can jump on it. I jump on it and I end up taming it. I ended up riding it for quite a while. Thing freaks out after a while. You have to keep trying to tame it. Everyone's well. Eventually he got away and he tried to. He tried to turn on me, so I and make some bear stakes. Nice, but yeah, it was it was I put a picture of Link on.
Speaker 2:I took a selfie. I might have seen it. I don't remember.
Speaker 1:I even put the caption Link rides a bear.
Speaker 2:How'd you come up with that? I had. I had to go to an AI and have it. Had to dig deep, had to had to get an AI to name that one.
Speaker 1:for me, that's um, I still keep forgetting to play that new, that Star Wars game. It's cool because I I've been doing a little bit more like I've been focusing a lot on like reading and business and a lot of different books.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a lot. It's been a learning a lot.
Speaker 1:It actually feels good to read again. I, I, uh, I took a break from listening to some books.
Speaker 2:I, uh, I was listening to some podcasts last week. Was you know Halloween? Yeah, and uh, I found a podcast. Um, scared to death. They have some stories about, like ones about the elevator game. I don't know if you're familiar with the elevator game.
Speaker 2:The elevator game, yeah, you're supposed to go into a building 10 floors or more and there's these rules you have to follow, like you're not supposed to bring a phone with you, none of that. You have to follow the sequence of floors you go to, like, on the fifth floor, some woman's supposed to walk on the on the elevator With you. You're supposed to completely ignore no matter what she says to you, like she's going to cry. She's going to do all these things to try to distract you, to get you to look at her or talk to her, and then, if you may get through all that, at the end of it you're supposed to hit the first floor and the elevator is going to go to the 10th floor instead of the first. Then you end up in a different realm, allegedly, but I had a whole story on there about somebody doing that. I'm so glad I had a whole story on there about somebody doing that and I'm so confused.
Speaker 1:So you have to go, like say, the fifth floor, so you have to go to a random building.
Speaker 2:Yeah, preferably at night, because you can't be interrupted and you have to be on the first floor. That's be at least 10 floors. So you have to go in and then there's a sequence of floors you go to like you go one and you have to go to the fifth floor and find a lady.
Speaker 1:No, don't talk to her.
Speaker 2:No, you don't find her, she finds you. It's all part of the whole thing. But like you go from the first floor to like the fourth floor and then you hit the second floor.
Speaker 1:This is to get to like the back rooms of the matrix or some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then the sixth floor, and then the fifth floor, and then, and you go all of a sudden.
Speaker 1:Then I have concerns and questions.
Speaker 2:But he hit after she gets on the thing and you successfully do not talk to her. It goes up.
Speaker 1:So she gets off at the first floor.
Speaker 2:She just gets off, I don't know, and the next floor, and then you go and you hit one and instead of going down to one, your elevator is going to go up to 10. And they think this, this happens and then you get out and it's like you're walking and everything's Slightly off.
Speaker 1:And the people think this happens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, people think it happens. Some guy told a whole story of his experience doing it. That was what the podcast was. That particular episode and they have said I listened to on the way here today was about the bellwitch in.
Speaker 1:Tennessee. I'm so intrigued, in a weird way, about this elevator game.
Speaker 2:I don't know all the rules right off top of my head. I've heard about it a couple of times so I couldn't really tell you. But yeah, you want to go to a place. It's not like a building that's not overly busy and at a time when they elevator because every time you get interrupted you have to start over.
Speaker 1:So it could take like five hours, yeah, and then security is going to come escort you out. Because why the fuck? Why are you walking out of the elevator, letting the door shut and then hitting the button to get in again? I'm restarting the level, bro.
Speaker 2:I have not done the game. I my building has 10 floors, but I haven't done it.
Speaker 1:Is your building overly busy? Sometimes yeah Is there a woman on floor five.
Speaker 2:There's a few women on floor five but there's supposed to be like some demon woman who's trying to get you stuck in that other realm apparently.
Speaker 1:Well, you haven't even gotten to the other realm yet.
Speaker 2:Well, she's supposed to guide you there or trick you? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm even more confused now.
Speaker 2:Well, look it up sometime and you'll be like wow.
Speaker 1:I might have to. I don't have any notes, so do you have notes? You go over a note.
Speaker 2:I'm going to find the rules of this level. Well, I did want to mention I did go to Cracker Barrel yesterday.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, so Cracker Barrel and Reno opened and I was talking to Mike, I thought it was funny as shit. The article said the Cracker Barrel and Reno finally opened. And here's what the interior looks like In my thoughts, where it probably looks like literally every other fucking cracker.
Speaker 2:Sure it does. Yeah, but of course it's in Reno, so nobody's ever seen it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's firmly your foul. And got a cracker barrel before we did Bastards.
Speaker 2:But I went there and, yeah, finally got a Texas Roadhouse before Sparks did. Sparks does still doesn't have one. Yeah, but I go in there and I get there a little bit early. So I'm doing things on my car to kill time before I have to go inside and more and more people are showing up.
Speaker 1:There's actually a movie that just came out called elevator game coming out yeah. It says it's a supernatural horror based on the I don't know how to pronounce this fucking word eponymous, eponymous, epony, mous, eponymous okay. Online phenomenon a ritual conducted in an elevator in which players attempt to travel to, and I don't feel like clicking on it. Okay, here we go. So sorry for you still.
Speaker 2:But no, when I got inside there was a line like I got there at is it opened? There was a line to get in and there's still iron out the wrinkles because, say we're not. I Saw the manager but he didn't once walk out on floor like I saw him come out of the kitchen Standing like a little hallway thingy, look around a little bit and then Massively frazzled just right back in the kitchen, I mean you know, damn, you probably want to check on your guests.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I'm in there and it took me a while to even like. These people kept looking at me and she's like, yeah, something weird happened with the seating or something. I can't remember what she worded it. I mean because I've been sitting there for a while waiting. Yeah, so I finally get my drink order. People next to me have already got their drink order and their food ordered. Then I order my food and drink and my food actually came out before the table to the right of me that had all their drink order and their food order ordered before me. I, which is the food was good. I mean, I understand it. I've opened restaurants.
Speaker 2:I get that so many people are not prepared for yeah, about the what has happened to them and they got busy real quick their general store that I have when you walk in, really busy.
Speaker 1:Wow, I don't think I've ever seen one of those busy.
Speaker 2:Well, it was mostly a lot of it people waiting in line to get into the restaurant, okay, but that there was people there. There was a line to check out to buy things. Like I wanted to buy a dark chocolate candy bar. I Wasn't gonna fucking wait for that shit. So I laughed. But but before I left, I ordered. I had my breakfast and I ordered a take-home meal for six dollars. First I wanted to get the fried chicken with mac and cheese. They didn't have that. So she comes back to you to the block and get you meatloaf with Mac of mac and cheese, or I can get you grilled chicken with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's not.
Speaker 2:I went with grilled chicken with potatoes.
Speaker 1:Why don't you get grilled chicken with Mac and cheese?
Speaker 2:Because they didn't have that offered. They're already pre-packaged.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay so, um, that was alright. But I also ordered dessert to take home, to to have later, and they had a lot of desserts I like. I like home can pie, like pecan pie I've never had chocolate pecan, but I'm sure I would have liked it. But all these things they had, they didn't have any of them. No, they had them but, but I'm. But there was one on the menu I've never had. It was a cinnamon roll pie, so basically cinnamon roll on on a crust.
Speaker 1:But I wanted that was the only difference. Just cinnamon roll on a crust basically, but I would have that.
Speaker 2:And then, um, she brings out my, my meal to go and my other food and it's all sitting down. I happen to look inside the bag and on the top is my pie, not cinnamon roll pie, pecan pie. I'm looking around, I'm trying to get somebody to come over to help me. People keep looking at me. They know I've got that. I need help. Look on my face yeah, nope, nobody. Eventually so many. She's sitting over the tablet. Finally she comes over to talk to me. She was short. See, when I say she was short, I was sitting down at the table and I was okay, like I view, like not short, not curt, with you.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Short and stature.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, but it's just, it's just surprised, because I got turning. I'm talking to her and I'm like I Am literally looking straight in your eyes right now and I am sitting down. I am, I am about the same height as you and I am sitting down. She's like so what seems to be the problem? I'm like um well, I ordered cinnamon roll pie and pull back, send it down. I'm like this looks like pecan. Yeah, I was hoping they're gonna be like cuz you're not supposed to take it back into the kitchen once it's at the table.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I told them they're just gonna be like back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I told me she's gonna be like yeah, just keep this one up, I'll bring you out the right one, because I'm like I like pecan pie, but that's not what I ordered. Yeah, I mean, I would eat in both, I Would have no problem with that.
Speaker 1:I think it's been probably 10 years since I've had pecan pie.
Speaker 2:Well, you're due.
Speaker 1:Because that's like grown up and like I never really liked. I like pecans, yeah, but I'd had a long time where like the only pie that I liked Was either like the triple chocolate, like the the chocolate mousse pie or whatever the fuck it's called chocolate cream pie. Yeah, it's all towards a banana cream pie I like a lot, or two, or pumpkin pie, yeah, so I've only recently had sweet potato pie that I actually liked that Mac made.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's because I knew it was sweet potato pie. So, like as you know, the color is very similar very similar to pumpkin and adults. When you're a kid at a fucking family reunion yeah, Thanksgiving, like massive family thing they don't tell you anything and there's just six pies that all look the fucking same and you just think they're all pumpkin. And if you're expecting a delicious fucking pumpkin pie, I know when there's whipped cream on it and you get fucking potatoes. It is not okay.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 1:I've appreciated sweet potato pie for the first time, like this year, last year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I think it was roughly because of all of that or like because of just how tastes change. I Didn't like pecan pie when I lived in Georgia either. Yeah, but pecans were plentiful Like you'd pull over the car to the side of the road. Yeah, pull out a fucking Walmart bag and just go gather pecans that are on the ground For free because nobody cared. And then you can go make pecan fucking everything, because you just got 18 pounds of pecans for free.
Speaker 2:Pecan syrup. I'll take some of that, but um no, when I was a kid I didn't much care for pecan pie. My mom loved it, she'd always want to have it and I I'd always pass, which is odd for me. To pass on dessert, yeah, yeah, I would pass on there's. I like it.
Speaker 1:There's a couple of things growing up that I didn't like. That that I'm curious now if I would of like green bean casserole. I Used to not like green beans. I've had fresh green beans, like when I was doing the Hello Fresh meals. Holy shit, are those good. Like baked Salt and pepper. That's all that you put on them and just bake them Fucking amazing. But canned green beans are I'll even eat those, but are pretty fucking.
Speaker 2:Terrible. I've always eaten green beans, but canned press and my favorite.
Speaker 1:I don't want them in a casserole, my favorite part about green bean casserole was the, the french fried onions on top, so I would eat those and not the rest. But the other thing was like a Pork Dutch chowder but, and my older sister could never really get the name right, so we always made fun of her and called it porch duck, porch duck powder.
Speaker 2:That actually sounds better than the chowder basically like split pea soup with extra and I don't I have.
Speaker 1:There's this color and a smell that comes to mind and I don't. I don't appreciate it, but I would like to try it now that I'm older thing I want to see, if I appreciate it, there split pea soup.
Speaker 2:Is there a whole pea soup?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, I wasn't sure, I know, but uh.
Speaker 1:It takes longer to make because if the split pea you cut it in half.
Speaker 2:Cut the cook time in half, exactly so. Another food I like the basic concept of it chili but all the time I've ever had chili, it's always been with beans. Oh my God, I'm so glad you brought this up and I've been told that traditional Texas chili doesn't have beans, and if there's no beans in it, I'm on fucking board. Sign me up. I fucking hate those beans.
Speaker 1:So I don't know why this became a thing in my family, but we had. I think it was called the living nativity. It was a thing we used to do at one of the churches we went to, of like you drive through and there's different scenes portrayed of like the whole nativity, everything. And because it was such a church-wide thing, it would almost be a potluck every night and it's a Baptist thing, so there's always food. So my dad was going to get a bowl of chili and somebody was like that's not chili, Like it doesn't have beans, and my dad goes and this is why it became a thing in our family. Just like how we responded and we're like what do you call chili without beans? And I said chili. Like just how it went and it's just all that stuck ever since then, Like chili with or without beans and like that was like supposed to be a dad joke, I think, but not really, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't like the taste of the beans. I don't like the texture of the beans. There's no part of those beans that I want.
Speaker 1:Because most of the time chili with beans, the beans aren't cooked all the way and it's too like it's a that weird tough skin texture.
Speaker 2:See, my dad would make chili and his beans would be cooked all the way. He would take out his chili that he would make for his customers at his bar, would cook for a week. Jesus Christ, yeah, he put a lot into this. It was a slow cook, fucking week.
Speaker 1:Well maybe it wasn't a full week, but it was a long time. I was just saying I don't like waiting five minutes for food.
Speaker 2:No, this shit. But he wasn't making it for himself, he was making it to take two. I think they had it on Monday night football, so it would cook for a long time. There would be a lot of meat in it, but then those beans.
Speaker 1:Like I would have to pick around the beans. That's a long fucking time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that's, that's slow cooking.
Speaker 1:Okay, got the elevator going full time so I'm going to skip over a little bit of this. But it's urban legend or portal to another world. The elevator game purports to blur the lines of reality for players if they follow the rules and don't make a potentially fatal mistake. One disturbing case has caught the attention of believers and skeptics. The last known video of Alisa somebody alive showed her in an elevator in the Cecil Hotel.
Speaker 2:The Cecil Hotel in California, yeah, yeah, I know about that.
Speaker 1:Her body was found in the hotel's water tank. To this day, Nobody knows how she died or how how her body got there. That's the part I was going to skip over, but since you said you heard about it, I'm not as well. Yeah, the video is strange to say the least, unsettling if you watch it a few times. No one could make sense of what exactly happened until conspiracy theorists and paranormal fanatics zeroed in on one dubious explanation An urban legend called the elevator game.
Speaker 1:What is it? The elevator game or the elevator to another world is not for the faint of heart. Everything in Korea and Japan Okay. Now it gets even more interesting because they have a lot of like weird myth and lore. That's just fucking absurd. It's essentially a step by step ritual that is believed by some to blur the lines of reality. All of the exact dates of its origin are unknown. The game probably hasn't been around for very long, and some posts regarding game outcomes date back only to 2011. Not surprisingly, the popularity of the elevator game has been powerfully influenced by online accounts of it and, as too often happens, it has become even more widely known as the alleged cause of a tragedy the death of Alisa Lam. We'll explore the case of Alisa later, but let's first take a look at the rules of the game.
Speaker 1:There are many steps to playing and surviving the elevator game and, as we've been warned, it's imperative that you follow them precisely and in the exact order In the game. You will need at least one player and an elevator in a building with a minimum of 10 floors. Here's how to play Step 1. Let's say you're the player you enter an elevator alone or with another player. No outsider can enter the elevator with you, nor can you leave at any point. If you do exit the elevator, you must start over. Step 2. You ride the elevator from floor to floor in a specific sequence up to the fourth, down to the second, up to the sixth, down to the second, up to the tenth, then down to the fifth. Remember not to get off on any floors when you get to the fifth floor. This is weird that I picked fifth, by the way, Did you say fifth?
Speaker 2:I said the fifth floor is when the person gets on the elevator.
Speaker 1:Okay, when you get to the fifth, if you encounter a mysterious woman, if if you encounter so it's not guaranteed to happen do not look at her and do not answer or interact with her in any way. The consequences of engaging with her are said to include the possibility of never returning to the real world. Now push the button to descend from the fifth to the first floor. Here's where they say, things could get crazy. If the elevator operates normally and takes you to the first floor, exit immediately and do not look back or talk to anyone. But if, instead of taking you from the fifth to the first, the elevator begins to go up, well congratulations, you're being allowed into another world, or so they say.
Speaker 1:Alternatively, you might resist the urge to freak out and instead simply press the emergency button and wait for the fire department to arrive to help. So I have a couple of questions. So at the beginning it says um, no outsider can enter the elevator with you, nor can you leave at any point. If you do exit the elevator, you must sort over. It doesn't say what you must do if an outsider comes in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've heard, I've heard. I've heard of the bat past.
Speaker 1:It's been a uh so over but you also can't leave the exit. You can't exit the elevator. Yeah, so if you do get to this other world and you exit the elevator, what happens?
Speaker 2:Well, they say you can exit the elevator, but you have to make sure that you have to get back to the original elevator you did. You don't want to get lost in there and you have to follow the steps again in reverse. That's what I've heard. I've heard a couple of different things, Like I also heard one where it says a person who gets on the elevator with you on the fifth floor then she rides you up to the 10th. She take those up to the 10th with you. It's like she's your guide there.
Speaker 2:But I've but most of them I've heard she gets on the elevator and you're not supposed to interact with her. Then eventually she gets off and she'll do all sorts of things to get your attention.
Speaker 1:So it says so. Now you know how to punch your ticket to this portal to another world Elevator game. Believers say all sorts of things might happen at this point. Things might look different, it might be dark and spooky, the power might be out, no one else might be around. Some players have even claimed they looked out the window and saw only a red cross in the distance. You might even lose consciousness. They say yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you with the red cross. You see that in the distance when they get to the 10th.
Speaker 1:If you're like me, probably you'd want most in that is how to get home. Blah blah elevator game. A fishing auto is having an answer for how to return, so okay. So here's steps to return safely from the other world. The way home has several steps, all of which players say you must follow exactly lest you get stuck in that other world.
Speaker 1:To get back to our world, step one the rules say you must get on the same elevator you rode before. Like Mike said, finding it might be a problem, but intrepid believers advise that you keep searching until you find it. Once you enter the elevator again, move from floor to floor in the exact same sequence. You did just like Mike said four, two, six, two, ten, five. Upon reaching the fifth floor, press the button to the first floor. If the elevator starts ascending again, quickly press the button for any other floor before you reach the 10th or, as I've suggested before, simply press the emergency button, have a seat and wait for help to arrive. I hope you don't suffer from claustrophobia. So now we're back safe home. Maybe it's time to consider the notorious case of a young woman who some believe was blah blah blah, cecil Hotel.
Speaker 2:Now that Cecil Hotel in California has a long history and a history of being a legend, the haunted um. Two different serial killers lived in that hotel at one time, one of them being Richard Ramirez, the night stalker. I don't remember the name of the other one, but he started being a serial killer in Europe. Then he came to the US, he took his game on the road and he stayed at that place, as a tribute to the night stalker when he stayed there. Yeah, but there's a lot of stories about that particular place.
Speaker 1:People jumping off. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's an ally Apparently. It's reasonable to stay there too. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't go there.
Speaker 1:You want me to read about Eliza and her, her story.
Speaker 2:That's up to you. I I know the story. I've heard it from three different, three different things.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, I've never heard it.
Speaker 2:I found her in the water tank with our clothes next to her.
Speaker 1:That's weird. Yeah, also a water hearing water tank is weird it's on top of the building. Where the?
Speaker 2:water. The building gets its water, uses gravity to feed Well that's.
Speaker 1:That's how it goes in Mexico too, like all the buildings have, but that's not a normal fucking thing.
Speaker 2:But it's an old building Okay, very old, like it was there during the Depression.
Speaker 1:Okay. So it says Eliza was staying at the Cecil Hotel in LA, but her parents became concerned when they didn't hear from her on the day she was supposed to check out. They notified the authorities and investigation ensued. Police couldn't find any trace of Eliza, except for an eerie video of her behaving erratically in the hotel's elevator.
Speaker 2:Let me interrupt for a second. I heard that the reason people eventually found her is because residents of the hotel were actually complaining because the water tasted funny.
Speaker 1:I would. I would believe that 100%. Yeah, it says. In the video, lamb is seen stepping into and out of the elevator several times, seemingly talking to someone who wasn't there, erratically pushing many of the elevator buttons, making gestures with her hands and looking around in a paranoid fashion. Through all of this, the elevator stayed in place and its doors never closed.
Speaker 1:After Eliza's body was discovered naked and dead in a water tank on the hotel's roof, theories abounded. Was she experiencing some kind of psychotic episode? Was there somebody nearby not captured by security camera? Was she playing the elevator game? The autopsy was inconclusive in determining a manner of death. The coroner's office found she probably probably drowned by accident.
Speaker 1:The police went a little farther and highlighted the fact that Eliza suffered from bipolar disorder, believed she was a classic case of a mental breakdown bleeding to a tragic end. Blah, blah, blah. Not surprisingly, of course, elevator game believers weren't going to buy such a rational if incomplete explanation. Not surprisingly, elevator game believers were convinced that Eliza was playing the game. She must have broken the critical rule not to interact with a woman in step three. Of course she might have been transported to another world at that point and have been prevented from returning alive to her normal world. As for hard evidence, the believers don't have any more than the LAPD. So what are we to think? Maybe someone will find something on her computer that shows she was into the elevator game. Maybe an investigator will find out how her body got into the water tank. Blah, blah, blah. I need to get from the street to the upper floor of a building. I've got no problem taking the elevator, except maybe on Halloween. What does that have to do with it, didn't say it had to be a certain fucking day.
Speaker 2:I take the elevator on Halloween. I live in a building with an elevator. I'm not going to take the stairs because it's in the back over.
Speaker 1:I'm actually really intrigued. Do you want to do that at some point? It says you can do it with two players.
Speaker 2:I don't know that. I want to do the elevator game. You can Tell me all about it.
Speaker 1:I'm even more intrigued that you don't want to.
Speaker 2:I'll go ghost hunting and all that, but I don't know. You had to hear the story I heard.
Speaker 1:Find it and send it to me.
Speaker 2:I'll send it to you. It's the podcast. Like I said, I really like the scared to death podcast. I'm intrigued. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm intrigued. Let's do that, let's try it.
Speaker 2:I have to get a. Well, if it'll, let you record. The first time I heard about it it specifically said no cell phone on you.
Speaker 1:What about, like? A GoPro is not a cell phone.
Speaker 2:What about what?
Speaker 1:A GoPro is not a cell phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe I don't remember, I don't think it was. I think it said no recording devices or cell phones, but I just specifically remember cell phones.
Speaker 1:We'll see I also. I want to get I've stopped smoking, by the way, that's everybody fucking. If you're watching YouTube, I'm vaping I've wanted to get an EMF, an electronic, the electromagnet, the fucking frequency reader thing. Oh yeah, to see like just the different frequencies that different things give off.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because there's also been times in the past of when I'm very, extremely fucking pissed off. Electronics don't work very well around me at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And the house that I was at in Vegas the Wi-Fi. I had a $600 router. The Wi-Fi would stop. There would be no Wi-Fi signal in the fucking house At a certain point because I got out of there, because the guy who owned the house and me we were best friends in high school and then we went different ways, but towards the end like it was just a frustrating existence.
Speaker 2:I remember we talked about this Together kind of thing you wouldn't want to be out of, you would not want to be there at the same time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so like if he was at the house and I wasn't, the internet was fine. If I was at the house and he wasn't, the internet was fine, but anytime it was kind of there, both of us together. It was this weird Like I'd have this. I fucking want to leave and I'm not happy about being here, like a perturbed feeling, and the internet would often shit itself, often Damn Like, and then I could hear the garage. From sitting in the living room watching TV, I could hear the garage open like oh okay, he's home, and then from that the internet would start shitting itself too. So, like I know different frequencies can cancel each other out. Yeah, like this can happen. I want to know, like, what frequencies I give off at different mood levels as well as like hey, is there something here? Kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought about getting one of those when we had talked about going to Virginia City. I thought about getting one of those for going to the watch out club, because they're supposed to be able to pick up if there's any paranormal activity going on around you. Yeah, and I also thought about getting one of those spirit boxes. They're supposed to be able to pick up like voices Spirit box. It's supposed to be able to pick up voices from the beyond. But then when I did more research into those boxes, what they do is they jump from frequency to frequency, from like I think it's like on AM.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So it'll go from one station to another, to another, to another. But if it's doing this, you're going to hear a voice on there yeah, but that could just be it picking up a radio. I mean, even if you say to something are you here, and then it goes and you hear the word yes. That could be some guy on a radio station saying yes, yeah, so yeah, I didn't get that.
Speaker 1:So it hasn't like massively snowed in Virginia City yet, no so. So we should go Um this. When am I getting those parts? Because I've been working on the truck. Tomorrow I have a couple things to do. What about Wednesday?
Speaker 2:Wednesday's good.
Speaker 1:Is there a store we can get an EMF?
Speaker 2:Well, actually they have devices. If you go on the tour, you can get the device for five bucks and walk around with it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to fucking keep it. No, I'm going to keep it for five fucking dollars yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:Did I tell you about when I went to Sedona, arizona? Have I told you that, sorry? So in high school, in 12th grade, me Wade, the best friend from high school, and our two girlfriends, both Filipinas, wanted to go on a vacation. So and they were both like let's go to Sedona, okay, cool. So my dad was like make sure you check out Slide Rock, which is a pretty cool like water river thing. There's a couple different like water slides that are built into the rock, like just carved out from the water, nice, and a couple other things. And then there's like the whole. I think there was three different hikes we did. And then there's like a big like supernatural thing about Sedona.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So one of the days after we finished doing whatever, and it on one of the hikes, at the very end, where you're on, like this fucking massive plateau and I had Verizon at the time and I didn't have service at my fucking house but on top of this plateau, in the middle of fucking nowhere Arizona, I had full fucking signal and I'm like there's no fucking way, like I called somebody from college just to make sure that the signal was real and they answered like where are you calling me? I'm like huh, I'm just middle of nowhere Arizona, like after a hike on a mountain.
Speaker 2:Can you hear me now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and figured I would check because I don't have signal in my house but I can have signal here. Yeah, thanks, verizon. So one of the times we were like, ok, let's go to this plaza. They wanted to go get like their tarot cards or like their aura or whatever. I'm like, all right, that's fine, cool.
Speaker 1:And I've so a little bit of backstory before this is I get feelings about different things, yeah, and I'm like this is probably going to go bad or like something's fucking wrong. I have to figure out like what's who is affected. And it's my mom's side of the family, like my mom's had those feelings forever. Like me, my older brother, older sister always have gotten these feelings of like something's fucked up. Call everybody to figure out who it is.
Speaker 1:So we go to this plaza. It's like a two or three story, like semi-modern wrap around, and so we're walking on the walkway on the second floor and we go into the fucking I don't know fortune teller area. So I open the door. Everybody walks in. I walk in and it's instantly this like it feels like there's a dump truck on my chest. I can't fucking breathe at all. I'm just like like this is uncomfortable. And I turn and look at the lady that's behind the counter and she's looking over and she's like, oh my God, you have an amazing or a really interesting aura Like this is mine and I turn around and I walk out. As soon as I walk out of the fucking store, I can breathe again.
Speaker 2:I don't want to go back in there.
Speaker 1:That was fucking weird. So I like, with the door so open, I'm like, hey, I'm gonna sit on this fucking bench right here. You guys can do whatever you want. I'm not fucking going in there. Like that feels wrong. I don't know what it was about it, but it was like the darkest feeling I've ever felt in my life was that fucking place, Was the dark side of the force, like I don't, maybe, like I don't. I don't know that it's all because I've had my tarot read. I've had fucking a couple of different things.
Speaker 2:I've never had any of those things done.
Speaker 1:Like it's. I've never felt that much darkness as I have that fucking day. I've had really bad feelings that have overpowered that, but not that much focused of I can't breathe.
Speaker 2:So I've had bad feelings where I'm like, if I do this, this will probably happen and I probably shouldn't. But most of the time I ignored my, my, my instincts, my instincts, and the bad things did happen. I've gotten to the point where I just I trust my instincts, like right away.
Speaker 1:So leading the feelings leading up to this is so like I used to skateboard with a couple guys and we were there to goods, like we just fucked around a lot and the statute of limitations has passed, we stole a lot of shit and several times we wanted to like let's go do a beer run, which is like you go steal beer and run. Oh yeah, and I was the only one that drove. So there was one of the times this is the easiest one to explain is one of the times we went to a gas station and one of the kids he's in the back seat he went inside and he was going to go steal two 36 packs and about 20 seconds after he left the car I couldn't breathe, like a very shortness of breath, like something's wrong. I'm like hey, go get him to the, my buddy in the shotgun in the bastard seat. I'm like hey, go get him by a Gatorade, slim Jim, buy something, don't take anything, and just come back in the car and we have to leave.
Speaker 1:He goes why. I'm like I don't fucking know. Just fucking do it right now, leave. Tell him not to do it by a Gatorade. That's it when they got, but halfway between the door and the car. After buying the Gatorade, six cop cars pulled into the gas station for shift change.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:So like, ever since that day, they always trusted my feelings. And then, like a bunch of weird like weed skateboard in the park and parks close in Nevada, so like we've gotten kicked out of parks by cops often, but like, so after a certain point the feelings developed into like a we have to leave, like we have to go this way. Like why not that? Like I don't know, just we have to go this way. Like we'd be almost all the way to the other side of the neighborhood and look over and you can see a cop car with a spotlight like pointing looking around the park. I'm like, yeah, we'd have still been there.
Speaker 1:So like that's, I've had a weird like cop six cents for a long fucking time. And then so that is that feeling and like of there's semi. There's semi often of when that feeling happens, of like something is actually wrong. Of like maybe I got arrested and my brother called me like hey, something's wrong, what's going on? I'm like, oh well, this just happened.
Speaker 1:I'm like, okay, like one of the worst feelings that it's that I've had, of of that that wasn't walking into that fucking store, was I think it was like a day and a half that I felt it of like a really down, like something is fucking so wrong, but you don't know what it is. And my whole family was okay and I'm like okay, well, who have I been spending time around? So I called my buddy Danny, my buddy Karim, that I've been spending a lot of time with that. I rode bikes with I think. Karim had just gotten into a bike accident, danny was in the back of an ambulance with somebody else and like two or three different things had just happened like right when I was like when I thought of that person, so like the feeling was building up the whole fucking time, and then finally find out who it is, and then I'm like okay, and then the feeling like kind of dissipates.
Speaker 2:See, I had a moment where I was.
Speaker 2:I've told you about this one before. First of all, it was a Sunday. I was still in high school, being a friend of mine. We were in this plaza that we used to hang out at. There was a arcade there that was generally. We'd get in trouble, I would get in trouble.
Speaker 2:But so we were coming out of this grocery store and I ran into people I knew and he was behind me. He was back. He was I don't remember. I think he was buying something in the store. So I ran into people he didn't know these people, I did and they were like yeah, we're going over to someone, so it's house, we're going to have a party. Do you want to go? And I had a bad feeling and I was like no, I don't think I'm going to go tonight, maybe next time. My friend comes up. He's like why didn't we go? I want to go, I want to meet these people, I want to get some cool friends. I'm like well, you've already got me. So I'm like no, I just feel like it's going to be a bad night. It's going to do something that's going to go wrong. Somebody's getting in trouble, something's going to happen Now. I didn't foresee coming when it actually did happen, and that's when somebody got shot. Somebody got shot in the head and killed at the party, so I'm one of the people I knew.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I felt pretty good that I decided. I mean, I felt bad about him. Yeah, I actually just thought about him recently because one of the songs came up on my phone was actually one of his favorite songs. But yeah, so I was glad I didn't go to that party Because, who knows, maybe I could have been in that seat instead of him. I mean, you change one variable and all sorts of things can go differently from what had actually happened. Yeah, absolutely, and in an alternate universe there's a whole different story going on there. How much time have I got left? But the other time we were in a park we were drinking beer and I was like maybe we should go back further that way because it was darker there and there was these police pulling into the parking lot. We were way back there. We had a keg in the park, so the police were waving those lights towards us. We were far enough back that we could just go. There was a creek behind us so we went back into the trees and stuff in the creek.
Speaker 1:Is this Nebraska?
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:So I'm not not a lot of people call things creaks, but Midwest Well, because it's literally called the Papio Creek. Yeah, no, no, no, but that's yeah.
Speaker 2:A lot of people call him cricks and I don't that's what I was going to get to my.
Speaker 1:My grandma calls them cricks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my brother does too. But that's a, it's a Midwest thing, but he's but somehow I didn't oh, by the creek, somehow I didn't get it, but so I'm on crutches.
Speaker 1:Well, you also don't have a massive Midwestern accent either.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but even living there I didn't call it that, but I was on crutches and I'm trying to get back to this creek and this other guy, this guy, he was big he was a big guy.
Speaker 2:I him and I would see each other. We also often hang out. Sometimes we were in like. But he was huge and he, he at one point picks up this keg to rose it on his fucking shoulder. A full keg it was. It wasn't completely full, but it was still heavy, okay, and we're running. He's got this keg on his shoulder and he's looking over at me going are you okay, cause I'm on crutches? You've got a keg on your shoulder.
Speaker 1:Are you okay?
Speaker 2:So we made it back to the back of the area and, yeah, we didn't I'm not, I mean no police, they just basically scared us to the point I'm not scared as well Got us.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We didn't get tickets or anything like that. Nice yeah, that was an interesting night, though we still drink a lot of beer. I mean, we were back in the trees. But back to the paranormal thing. I've been watching this last week. I'd been listening to a lot of different ones, a lot of different ghost stories and things. I have a book of ghost stories that I was listening to. I've been listening to that podcast, and then last night I watched the horror movie again. I watched the nun too.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen any of them.
Speaker 2:The nun is really good. The nun, too, is all right, but the nun is a better movie. It falls into the same line of them as the conjuring, which are also really good.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I've seen those yet.
Speaker 2:This would be what like in the storyline. It'd go ahead of the conjuring. The conjuring that would be Ed and Lorraine Warren, the most well-known demonologist in the US the Amityville horror. They were involved in that.
Speaker 1:I know that one.
Speaker 2:I've not seen it but I've also listened to Well, there's two versions of it, but I also listened to their demonology book. But Amityville horror started with the people who lived there, originally this guy apparently. Well, he got convicted of the crime. He took a hunting rifle and went and killed his entire family with this rifle, shot them while they're in bed, and these people didn't move. If you're sleeping in your room and somebody goes into your roommate's room and shoots someone with a rifle, you're going to fucking hear it and you're not going to just lay there.
Speaker 1:Maybe. Well, I sleep through a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, most people no, most people yes.
Speaker 2:If you would think six people in a house, one of them might wake up to it. Yeah, but he got convicted. He got six consecutive 25 to life sentences.
Speaker 1:Holy shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I was curious because the thing I was listening to was old and they were like he's still in prison today. So I looked it up and he died in 2021 in prison Speaking of life sentences.
Speaker 1:A buddy of mine just told me somebody in Washington, oregon, I don't remember somewhere just got like a 25 to life for growing 100 pounds of mushrooms.
Speaker 2:What? 25 to life. Well, how many, how many? Well, let me, I need to know a little more about this person's background. Do they already have two strikes without a third strike. I mean, what's going on?
Speaker 1:there. They're not like parabellows, they're not fucking like cooking mushrooms.
Speaker 2:I know they're not portobello mushrooms, they're psilocybin mushrooms. I figured that.
Speaker 1:So just for everybody to like, from what I've allegedly from what I've read online, if you were to buy an ounce of mushrooms, normally it's between a hundred and a hundred fifty dollars. So for easy math we'll figure a hundred dollars.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:They're sixteen ounces per pound. Yeah, hundred pounds, that's sixteen hundred ounces. A hundred dollars each, that's a hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Yeah, assuming they're like semi low grade, if they were high grade, that's around two hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of fucking mushrooms. That's why I think they're looking at it and it's obviously. It's not Colorado. Yeah, but I think Colorado still has limits on like how much you can grow.
Speaker 2:But I don't think it would be Oregon, because they, they, they decriminalized drugs.
Speaker 1:It might have been Washington, then yeah, but Oregon I don't know. Decriminal people do different things differently.
Speaker 2:But it just seems like a stiff sentence. Yeah, twenty-five to life, seems.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's, that's fucking wild.
Speaker 2:But I remember years ago it was watching a news story and we were talking about the war on drugs and they talked about how this person got. One person had tried to sell many, many pounds of whatever drug it was, I don't recall, and what, what his sentence was. And then this other person they're like well, this person sold this many hits of acid and it was a lot. And he was like, and they're like, well, they shouldn't have put him in for as long as he did because it only weighed this much. I'm like, yeah, but acid doesn't work in weight. Yeah, it's, it's a drop on a piece of paper.
Speaker 2:Well, so he had many sheets of paper with many hits per sheet.
Speaker 1:That's why he got as much as he did yeah, and I mean that's at that point too, like it's, that's the weird part of like drugs and this, and that is like if you have a pound of weed, let's say Well, it's also what class of drug it is. Yeah, but like so say, you have a pound of weed.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And in most of the country that's still a class one scheduled narcotic, which I don't understand like a controlled substance kind of thing yeah One, it's not controlled because clearly are we in the same country so say you have a pound of weed, yeah, okay, cool, you have a pound of weed, you can get arrested and it's possession for a pound of weed. But if you have a scale now, it could be intent to distribute, yeah.
Speaker 1:And if you have little baggies, it could be also, if you have a scale and bags, it's guaranteed to be intent to distribute. If you have a pound of weed already weighed out into eights like 3.5 grams of piece, it's for sure 100 fucking percent going to be intent to distribute. But now let's say, let's say and then you get a fucking charge per fucking bag.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know, but let's say, let's say for argument sake. Let's say I smoke and I own, I have prepackaged ones. Let's say I just like. I mean I do. I've done it with lunch, where I've taken food and I've portioned it into different things to have for each day.
Speaker 1:That's intent. To distribute sandwiches, Mike? That's fucking illegal.
Speaker 2:So now, who's to say that I didn't want to portion my weed into? Because if I have it all in one, maybe I'm a smoker and I'll smoke it all. Well so control myself. So I only allow myself this much for one day, this much, you know.
Speaker 1:So if you have it like are you talking about? Like you already have it rolled into joints and there are like you have it in containers.
Speaker 2:I say you got a pipe and you want to smoke it out of the pipe, but you have one eighth for however long you want it, you won't go past that once you're out.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's for the lawyer to argue.
Speaker 2:And what if you put? You know what if you put like labeled Monday, tuesday.
Speaker 1:I think that might actually, that might actually fucking do something different.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because, like, look at Snoop Dogg, snoop fucking smokes so much per day.
Speaker 2:He has a professional blunt roller.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, like he fucking salaries this motherfucker. Yeah, to just roll Blunts, and he did. That's all he does. He sits and rolls blunt after blunt after blunt.
Speaker 2:I do not want to be that guy on a day when Snoop runs out because he's going to fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh, like that's. I just seen this video of this. Somebody was interviewing it was another podcast. Somebody was interviewing Cheech and Chong, yeah, and they were like, like have you smoked with Snoop Dogg? And they're like, yeah, and then I like your friends with Snoop. I was like, yeah, of course, like that's, like that's yeah, why not? I was like, and they're talking about something else. And they're like he brought up that he had a salaried, fucking blunt roller. And then they were talking about like Cheech and Chong's, like how high have you ever been? And like how much Snoop smokes and this and that Like Jesus Christ, like that's so much fucking.
Speaker 2:I heard something about or saw something about it, where, right inside of like right in here, like the front door of Snoop's house, there's, like this dog, dress like a butler, holding like a plate type thing on it.
Speaker 1:I've seen those fucking statues.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but his has like joints on it, so you walk in and you just help yourself. You got a butler there to hand you a joint.
Speaker 1:That's like I admire how like, how much he smokes.
Speaker 2:Woody Harrelson used to smoke a lot too.
Speaker 1:Cause, like, especially like I used to smoke a lot in high school and now like I've smoked a little bit here and there recently, it fucks me up, like the other day I took two or three hits off a pipe and I was fucked up for fucking probably five hours of like. I can't like it. It's nice, but I don't. I don't like it and I don't like the taste anymore. Yeah, I don't like. I don't need. I don't need help not doing anything. I can not do anything by myself.
Speaker 2:I know I heard you say that this week you were talking about when I heard you say that I cannot do anything by myself.
Speaker 1:sober, 100% sober. I cannot do shit on my couch for fucking 12 hours. I don't need fucking help with that. What I need help with is like a limitless pill.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I need.
Speaker 1:How do I get shit done?
Speaker 2:Yeah, if somebody's got the limitless pill out there, send us a couple bottles.
Speaker 1:I've yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ship them out to us. Um, we're at an hour. Well, we do want to do them yeah.
Speaker 1:Let's, let's do this before we fucking finish. So Mike brought some pumpkin pie, jelly bellies.
Speaker 2:And the thing is it's, but jelly bellies usually taste like what they say they are Like. I don't know if you've had buttered popcorn, jelly belly, but it tastes like buttered popcorn.
Speaker 1:No, not really, but I took a couple, but I'm already eating it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I see that I was still pouring it in my hand. Sorry about the crinkle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I cut it so that we didn't have to like fight it, but there's still a little bit of crinkle. All right, that's. I taste the crust and a little bit of whipped cream, a little bit of pumpkin. That's actually fairly close to pumpkin pie. I'm pretty impressed.
Speaker 2:I guess I'm pumpkin flavor on that that's actually pretty decent. Not bad. I'm glad, cause I actually bought two bags of it. Yeah, they're only a dollar bag, though.
Speaker 1:That's not bad. Somebody always told me about the like when Harry Potter first came out, that they had like the Mystery bag. Like some of it was dirt and some of it was fucking like random flavors, like them booze lizard heads or some shit.
Speaker 2:One's like smoke, tastes like a puke, one's snot, one's old, one's like sour milk and you spin the wheel, which I wouldn't lands on. That's when you eat. You get a good one or you get a good one, bad one. It's bean booze old. We actually sold a box of it at a public company. I worked there.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't mind trying those, because I know what most of those taste like.
Speaker 2:So I'm good. I don't need to taste rotten milk to know what it tastes like. We can do that on here and you can do it and I'll spin the wheel and you eat on I.
Speaker 1:Mean I can get a half gallon of milk too, and we just fucking yeah, but that's only one of the flavors. No, yeah, but we'll try a fucking a shot of spoiled milk and and then the jellyboy super tastes like if it's the same.
Speaker 2:Compare it yep.
Speaker 1:So I don't know everybody that's watching. I don't understand that. I don't really care what I eat and I'm built different than most people. They're like nothing fucking bothers me.
Speaker 2:That's why I said I'll spin the wheel, yeah, and you go ahead and eat it, yes, cuz I am not that guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so like like I've food poisoning. I've had maybe once and it was in Phoenix at a Dave and Buster's, and the best friend from high school when he found out and I had food posting he was like I don't care how good the food was that we had there, I will never go back there. I don't want to know what they did if it made you sick. I don't want anything to fucking do with it.
Speaker 2:I've never actually eaten at a Dave and Buster's. I had one in Vegas, and there's another situation. Drive Ben to it for an interview. They had bad decision-making skills.
Speaker 1:Does that in higher?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's funny because I had to eat. I had an interview there and in a Mexican restaurant consecutive days when I had my Dave and Buster's one. I Was walking out I was hungry, I was really hungry. I'm like, where am I gonna eat? So I look at the map of the mall when I what am I gonna eat? That's on the way to my car. Yeah, blue ribbon chicken was on the way to my car and, oh my god, it was the best fried chicken I've ever had. And they had they had craft soda on fountain. That's actually really good and I loved it.
Speaker 2:I didn't want to leave, I wanted to sit there and drink black cherry soda all day. But then the next day I had the interview. I'm like, well, at least if I don't get the job, I'm having chicken again today. So I had the interview, had the chicken again, still didn't get. Another time, didn't get the job. Then I had an interview near there again Another day, this time like I'm gonna break the cycle, I'm still gonna eat chicken. Don't get me wrong. I wasn't gonna not have chicken, but instead this time I had the chicken before the interview.
Speaker 1:And then you got the job. I got the job. Oh see, let's put me in a good mood, because you can't fucking good you learn.
Speaker 2:I love fried chicken. That place is high tag like. Even at that time there was only two locations for this place. One was in Times Square, one was in Summerland. Oh, but like you'd go to throw stuff in the garbage, can you go to put your tray there to throw your garbage into it? The door would open its own. That happens at Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 1:But act like that's special.
Speaker 2:I'm not done yet. After you dump it in there, you set the tray on top, the door closes trash compactor. Oh yeah, they don't do that shit at Chick-fil-A. They just have an open door and a lot of hate. That's all they have there.
Speaker 1:Man. So I think we should Once once we got a lot of more people like watching, commenting, like following, kind of shit. Yeah, we should have an episode where I eat like ridiculous shit oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think, I think that would drive a lot of that too. I've said that.
Speaker 2:I said something like that when I told you about the guy who drank eight.
Speaker 1:Those are yeah, that's, and I might have said it then, like I, I originally wanted to start like a YouTube channel. Oh, that would be a great fucking. We'll have Russell on soon, yeah. And then I still have a lot of fucking busy videos of when me and Russell were originally gonna start like we had painted a Room in the house that we lived in Vegas yeah, like one wall blue, one wall orange and one wall I don't remember, but we were started recording videos of trying to do like a mimic the Philip DeFranco show. Yeah, I was like a reaction like bring up different shit. And, and Jesus Christ, the difference between then and now of me just like interacting, talking is Fucking enormous.
Speaker 2:But one thing we'll have to. Um, we can say like right now hey, brandon, why don't you comment on what you'd like to see Jeremy eat? Yeah, and then other people could comment what they want to see you eat, and then we can do a live episode again.
Speaker 1:Oh, exactly and you eat it all on there, on, and we can have it on, and that's YouTube, twitter, everything but that's one of the one of the first YouTube videos that I wanted to start the YouTube channels is of me eating something of like. What people say is like bro, like it's been. It's been weird shit that I've eaten.
Speaker 2:Well, let me just preface this with uh um, don't be saying eat poison, because that's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so. I guess, a couple ground rules like nothing like strictly poisonous, nothing strictly venomous, not like eat a brick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it has to be something edible something that was at one point edible. But don't be calling it a drink, a vial of mercury.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like have have decency. Yeah something that fucking Most people wouldn't eat or drink like. I've had belute I don't know if you've had that it's the fermented fucking duck egg. That's Filipino food. It's a fermented duck egg. That's mostly. It's like almost hatched. It's like you you crunch the bones, kind of.
Speaker 2:I might try that.
Speaker 1:Those are okay, well, you heard it, that's it might nope. Nope, nope, you'll try it. There's a I.
Speaker 2:Seen it on American dad where they had a bird where they cook it. They they drown it in Like cognac or something. They cook it and you eat the whole thing. And the thing is, before you eat it you cover your face with a napkin To hide yourself from God when you're eating this whole bird.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's a thing.
Speaker 2:Oh it's a, thing, oh it is.
Speaker 1:It's real. You're supposed to hide yourself from God before you eat a whole bird.
Speaker 2:It's like a little baby bird. It's something they would do when they would eat it. I'm telling you it's. I don't make this shit up.
Speaker 1:I'm not convinced.
Speaker 2:I've seen things about. I saw it about it on there, and I've also seen things about it in other places.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, so coming soon video clips, because I'm about to start all that, because I just got the coupon codes, probably in the email during this episode.
Speaker 2:I have thought about eating the whole octopus. But those worry me because they try to climb out and they can choke you to death.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna drag Mike onto the elevator game. We're gonna go to Virginia City and I'm gonna steal a fucking emf reader for five dollars. I'll. Technically I stopped stealing because I paid five dollars for it.
Speaker 2:So you rent it for five dollars.
Speaker 1:Nope, they didn't say how long I'll give it back and we have to go to the Mackie mansion to. I'll give it back in ten years for five dollars.
Speaker 2:They take your license as a.
Speaker 1:Jokes on them. I've got fucking seven perfect. Allegedly it's illegal to have more than one. Did you know that?
Speaker 2:I heard that, so I I don't. I don't have four or five of them Said at home.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I definitely only have one.
Speaker 2:Yeah me too.
Speaker 1:That's I'm a legal, I'm a law-abiding citizen. Yeah, which is a great fucking movie by Gerard Butler. I heard you haven't seen it he's drinking dr Pepper.
Speaker 2:I've not heard it, I've seen it.
Speaker 1:You, you have to fucking see that movie.
Speaker 2:I'll see it sometime, but I got a whole list of shit. I got to watch you some. Watch the TV show where Asian hope I Don't yeah yeah, well, I told you when we first started recording this, you need to watch that. It's on Hulu.
Speaker 1:I've almost finished this. Okay, I have, I think, one episode left.
Speaker 2:That's not raising hope.
Speaker 1:No, but it's better than the Star.
Speaker 2:Wars. It's funny as fuck.
Speaker 1:It's sunny.
Speaker 2:It's sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah and funny as fuck.
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Speaker 2:Quiet.
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